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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like..." S2 o( U4 S9 o1 V6 _7 ]
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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1 {/ I9 @! z# ~3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.2 p: u4 P1 i2 B; Y
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.4 r' |$ R% v; {
. _8 t% a* i- K/ t, x6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.' E/ n, Y' f# a/ Y, B" k
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.. ?2 w% h6 z$ U3 c# V5 U: E
/ Q9 z( j: e u3 z( `8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.9 Z, X Y5 I, u! x
! ?6 q6 F1 D- h; D) q9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.: }" y1 t/ P4 N* p* r+ \
/ @0 O1 m4 I! ~! x2 z, K10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.6 B7 _* X8 ?& X" J% ]
, m z# O O0 p3 s t11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.( F$ r# T/ v. L8 ]6 w5 H
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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! _! r; Y2 _4 g' J1 P13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.1 e2 N- P8 \, ~ x& p0 r9 t/ f, C
( G' Y% T% N" k/ x4 S+ f1 _8 d14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.8 g: ~% M+ f2 S: `# ~4 r B6 Z' F' _
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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+ i( W5 k n6 ?3 M1 @19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time./ ?7 [' V/ ^4 v* h1 b
3 j, N. E! `# y2 G# V( {5 E21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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( J, T: S/ z8 V+ \22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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% O4 f( w4 ~, [& f, ]23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.! u- b; y+ y4 n# P- l
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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