Why Boys Need Parents!

老杨

This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...

老杨

老杨

老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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% Z$ e4 {" V0 ]9 |9 I1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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% L2 v# k* V1 b& l9 o5 @2 P3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

0 D- |, V& [: i! h; w7 B0 Q( i6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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" y4 M; u# m9 K( q  J7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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9 P8 S/ w& h+ ~- r. N% L8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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+ L3 P; E! @% S10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

& ~9 j, z2 E/ d: h# W11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

) @  L) g, E# t6 i" f1 I12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

, D0 G, V) {# r$ e15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

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8 o! H4 o+ m# M1 ]! d* {6 L18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

% G: C0 y0 s% h* Y. Q19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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9 U( R/ S. u* a) o: l3 Q; i20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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% ?3 W% C7 T( D( s9 N, Z22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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. p7 p/ ?5 v6 l25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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