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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...- i8 R/ p$ _3 L1 o. l5 S/ s
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9 I' P! g* z* i- B+ J1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.9 h% U: `4 { p& o
' }* ?3 _0 `6 \( r6 f3 ~% J3 z2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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" J. t0 z( k2 J5 [ B4 J4 c) B! b3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.( E5 {8 t) z# V& D: j
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.9 b+ b" Q" m0 v) T
) B4 J- z& j% f9 H+ L" ]6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.& p( c1 J' J( {& N$ B6 j: l$ v
( a" ~" A5 g2 D9 B" e* D x7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.0 V) k1 M4 O& M; `$ S1 F* y
3 K$ o/ [- U' ?4 |: ^( v8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.9 x, G$ ]/ r3 J7 ]
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.' `& G; l1 B1 e& x: y x
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.4 }! y) r$ E5 y4 g) l8 B+ S
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.0 z( o( a2 J7 ]
. ^0 o2 E7 Z% m3 H15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.4 t. J) y& _6 B
; |5 L# \, |( i+ E7 [2 Z2 l16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes., W+ [# U+ `/ U; ^& v2 a; ~
Y h% N8 n6 ^2 m17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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- a( B" B2 J; S, F( ^( z18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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3 G/ C' U" B6 ]& e" N. m19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens. b& Q2 Q M, s$ k( H% P: t
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.9 i9 J8 i' w6 K
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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