Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...


* @4 @2 Z. T9 `+ b5 `1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

, q0 n/ C+ F0 u$ Q( N; V3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

% x, a2 m1 E; w- p4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

5 q$ c0 x, Q. |5 ]; w( Y: F6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

* S* f7 g1 `3 v, D8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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8 S6 |4 f; W- t! U11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

* R; x- g( |% m8 _1 d2 K14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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: o: c: V4 Z/ w  f1 K0 }4 c15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

0 F# J- [$ Q  P0 G16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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# u7 n8 K+ K1 A' m; s17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

6 z  a: p* d/ G19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

: q4 i) h0 Q; G% e6 r' i6 M21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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- L5 D4 G) B# b3 C! j+ Q24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

8 a" J! \- d' q9 _  T' {) m; P- B25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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