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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...- N. e; q6 _/ N6 D V
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o( L1 ~: B. ?" e5 Y1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.7 @/ ]7 o% r4 y8 Z
) }' w+ Z! ]# u6 k0 E3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.! z' N3 e( ]1 b8 [) t5 O4 L7 t0 R9 r! _
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.( h0 B5 ?1 E' |2 ], v% S9 P
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.6 k3 t2 \! G2 p( ~8 \
6 n3 q% s" E. ], _% I$ e* W- |6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan." d- G- j! d& u5 K/ K O- G- O
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late." k# e; z$ L- x1 o
. w( e' z3 i r. C9 c/ k3 y5 j8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.0 K; z% R6 Q0 E- k( l. n6 T
( g; Y) R5 }) b( B9 W% x4 u9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies. C- w) O6 Z% ^8 [
& n/ }. H. G* W' ?* [10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.8 y' _6 m7 S0 r8 G% D
4 ^5 I2 m" z9 s7 l+ i' ~6 Y12.) Super glue is forever.
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: E1 b _+ Z% J4 e9 J9 A13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.) ~1 U$ }; ]/ E
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.- G3 M7 |2 e1 X- m+ B& N8 K; o1 J
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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* s1 Y- J3 |1 w4 k" U/ o16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.+ I* W8 ]3 O5 U9 q
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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* M; K: n2 L" [; ^18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.( [' }9 D+ l7 _+ J
X# @) S8 v9 T" s5 v( {19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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) L: w+ ]( H0 s( b4 i% c20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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) C0 R! |) h: z' j& d$ z" H% s7 Q22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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# [$ f3 _1 ], y/ n0 \$ {) f23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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% S6 d$ A% ^; F! H, t2 G24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.3 f; a/ Z% g0 r9 a6 V! ^" l
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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