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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...# ~7 _" o$ R% c3 Q
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7 _$ [6 j% O0 N4 c7 e1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.3 S. G D" \& Y2 u
8 N1 I: s* r! M2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.6 ^; f" H3 d, P! z- |
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.' V; a* c6 j0 x9 g6 k
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room./ W" `- H7 w. W( I' `
6 Z. E, v# \+ F9 b5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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! Z" n9 m8 x% h0 l- H& V4 E6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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; N% |. W" U: U, L# ? } d7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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1 E; X5 j/ X( e% M8 Q/ D* q8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.# Q; v0 E+ c W% w6 Z0 m
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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0 ]% j( R4 `4 D2 l10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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. r/ W. H2 v2 {, D7 O+ H8 T11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.0 A5 \; r6 E( _7 r
+ y+ \! S, z9 o; \4 O12.) Super glue is forever.2 f* z# L" ~6 N; }
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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2 F2 P9 T' l: T* R% f( I15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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1 c! e9 y# e2 p+ `16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes. b/ ^+ }7 ]! S+ T3 h3 [
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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& K9 s: O' A3 I% L, i* S" }19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.1 o3 v9 h8 `6 X/ d2 V# ]
2 B2 n8 R/ }3 x6 ]9 g21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy., e4 P6 i9 S. G/ U/ N
. v2 B1 t0 D. w8 e8 |: k5 j23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.' a' s7 u% l0 ]! m2 j! ^, W
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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