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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.
/ n3 X8 o5 K6 s6 N) R, Y: mMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married." y2 E1 i6 w. v8 d; z
There was only one little thing bothering me...! I" r+ q1 l6 c2 L* _
It was her beautiful younger sister.' i/ l# b( s$ _/ R% {' [ H( x
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
4 N4 g# H/ g' r/ L9 L* U5 kShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.2 B2 M7 A: }8 v+ _; t0 k
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
$ h3 R0 J& Q' Z2 s5 w+ H( eOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.. L+ l) m5 c6 W, }
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
5 x4 y6 ^ o& d7 Z u+ Y% WShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
* E( u( E5 Q. M9 J1 Q) j% yWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.8 g2 G& Q2 W5 [0 @# g! F
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
3 |9 P) v" S7 o/ I3 c3 F8 m' _I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.8 @4 }- C1 h) D A) V
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
# S+ h5 u( ]' c& MI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
2 ^# M+ M( \: B% H& D& P/ rLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!3 h8 G6 y% E, x( I2 h& _. z
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.# y. }, Y6 a: c$ U! k0 I. F1 n1 u
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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