Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

I was a very happy man.
- ?- Z; i: u% iMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
6 f; |# ~& I2 n& }& x9 OThere was only one little thing bothering me...
It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
8 ~0 C' J/ Q, P3 _8 c/ I' WShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
7 t, y3 x$ \: w2 w6 A0 o4 u  p. AOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
0 [; F) ?6 p9 f: V' o3 _) k/ ~She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
& e% Y& G9 [) W2 }; ^( `! V6 _She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
( F' `8 m: I+ t4 @Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
; i, ~8 m# q0 w8 |1 NShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
% e( h. z' _: I) W  X. `7 oI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
2 b* A* ?5 H! j3 _$ y% N- V9 d. lLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
0 P% S" E) P& t% vWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
# N; e6 y% t! Y0 NWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      

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Always keep your condoms in your car.

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