Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
It was her beautiful younger sister.
9 M' p& C6 g7 P9 l9 p) d4 F/ l# IMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
0 x  j# S; q( aIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
" g: J9 t  t3 O' e5 `; KOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
0 G  f' a0 C. s+ g  kShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
' m2 [8 d0 ~# s2 WWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
$ O; Q$ j" X5 H, vI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
, Q6 R) s% M) r+ S6 k7 vI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
- L2 d- Y4 G7 }' m% XLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      
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