Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

2 ?+ F# G. y6 c5 E0 N- YI was a very happy man.
. s' b$ p; I/ F" vMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
5 Y& r- B1 E# a/ @There was only one little thing bothering me...
It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
/ M$ f$ \3 F, o* z/ JOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
  u- `% ?# _0 _  ]  i% iShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
0 Z" L, W+ o7 GWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
' k" j1 k! d, l  h2 d8 T" iI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
) a3 S. V9 @) N6 q% s" w3 Y$ NI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
: ?3 p8 m2 q5 s4 W/ c- DLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
9 Z' n. u' ~+ O( U" yWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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Always keep your condoms in your car.

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