God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
. G4 q1 \. w4 I4 c" T; t7 alooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
( S0 o, c% B/ l1 [6 Uare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'

The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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1 e- g' {8 {: Y- n. KTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
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cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
9 q9 @3 a: u1 Qprofessor was out cold.
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  F( H; b/ u) x: f5 u/ ]# r5 b* tThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
0 O7 o* V, b% W) D; W; Dsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
sat there looking on in silence.

/ F( o5 }6 ~) w0 Y6 N* y! LThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
$ I7 H, x: M- \5 _+ ]# p0 Oat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
5 _9 v4 Y' ~; ?with you? Why did you do that?'
! j; V6 E; T2 t1 S: lThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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9 ~/ a/ _& [& N- s0 j# F下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
- ?# q1 e1 F; k0 zso true...

yayoyeyu

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