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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you) t* `' s7 ^3 W& b" X# n A
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' : r) F/ E S! \7 j' [
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.9 P$ [) J1 a. Z" r# d( P' w- U7 Q
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here; G( ~* n; Z V F! x
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
$ j6 D0 r; V t" t; oIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
' S# {9 }% A" c$ Jin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and. p6 s3 Z/ D, F2 _# Z; `9 ]
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The' V; k+ V( q- \7 Y# P
professor was out cold./ b) K! X! }) ?# R
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,+ F0 P/ L4 a3 [& w
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
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# X- y+ B, H2 C9 [The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
% N' N& a3 Q% O# f c& @( o+ Nat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter" \- k0 d$ ~, q1 C( ]
with you? Why did you do that?'
4 U N4 Q3 c) A6 x7 WThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting " C9 v! I& @1 Q
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your# [* S* @9 v5 v
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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