God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'

The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
% M/ d/ D( ^  a" [5 X- ZIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
5 V8 y. d+ e* ]& ~, ^cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
professor was out cold.

. R* F4 o* h7 a$ dThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
9 [" O" [3 R2 ^! ^  y/ I/ n8 Wsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
: e0 z; N  H' q. x. Osat there looking on in silence.

The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
7 l# V% Z" ?. A# a2 W" yat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
4 f) @+ y/ f* f3 S# }9 S- r1 rwith you? Why did you do that?'
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
; S- m2 @7 @! u9 Vlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
# a, u% Q+ B9 F% {. h1 ^5 h5 mare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

4 L) u% N# u9 `# o- R下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
so true...

yayoyeyu

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