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" E n R4 ?7 l$ zlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
! B- h% z! L% }1 b ]5 Yare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 7 d: }) U' J' ?& u+ L
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.4 U2 Y( z: a# P$ V: F1 j3 O. H5 M8 f8 y
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here' |3 T" _. N& b% @3 z7 ?" R
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
% n, ^) F0 i3 R- c, FIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier( k8 ^4 M( d: w+ o% C) ?6 m- Y
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
' \6 z* i9 G( ~8 V! ?cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
7 _$ U9 I U7 U. y" G- E; eprofessor was out cold.- D- o/ j& K, x$ W$ f
4 w3 ]; d' z- ]0 A* v% CThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
6 M/ c/ ^( G& S5 @2 ^silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and% E" i8 |7 W6 y: h/ C) T+ h' z) J
sat there looking on in silence. & j/ B% I, ?. Y( S. Y" B
/ w1 |$ T/ F/ `7 [: ZThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked5 C* [9 K! l/ ^4 |+ j K; ^) |
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
4 E1 a0 k& w3 g8 W5 r* E' awith you? Why did you do that?'
8 q7 F& o; i( h9 _* D; H( HThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting . b; ~, U7 y1 Q& Z6 ~+ E- ^
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your& h* b" I+ G, y0 J! t3 J) T8 t
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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