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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
2 h* P" A/ N, D- X9 [looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
" r8 o) G) X4 @4 q( E4 C% _are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' ( O+ {1 b% {$ }. v
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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0 [2 d. h$ a2 Z$ N$ `2 k- pTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
" f2 J# v2 ]& D! T% hI am, God. I'm still waiting.' 1 u" T! J) y5 R
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier6 u/ I1 c/ q- M" i; j1 w
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
' j m* n6 r+ O( |- v8 }9 |cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
/ \2 u A v$ A6 tprofessor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,/ B% q6 v9 S) v$ L
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
# |8 n3 B) U: K% {/ f2 z" Vsat there looking on in silence.
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# g9 d4 B: W9 \The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
7 f" v6 q4 _9 u' Q2 Eat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter& E3 c. ^& F8 H2 _" B) m0 `- p
with you? Why did you do that?'" B; ~ J6 g3 R9 s: Q3 C1 R% y" o0 [
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting ' A& K/ Q+ ^ V
6 g( g7 u) _7 QCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
. B2 ]( K0 |6 n' g, e0 |! L; Tright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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