 鲜花( 310)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
/ q" s% o, d) `
0 t B1 E0 I0 _) B) _) c$ l$ A7 d0 D* i0 J2 r* @% D% p3 n% w' M$ S9 O
0 s, _. c: R& X% ZThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:0 d) q( W& m& [# ]
6 ^& U0 k, O* ]8 g1 V" c
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.* j" P8 x8 a( o2 T4 Q7 z6 |8 ~
5 p5 p& j7 q4 I$ C1 [4 i" a0 {8 @' Z+ }
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.4 X: E, N- @& d1 I8 \' w4 r1 U
" [# l/ @" b [# i/ t. ~, F3 e: g3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
0 y, x) r( D+ A. s: x# C& k- M' G5 R! O
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens./ O1 {, o Y# Y* K9 z7 |
x- H r5 Z6 n; Y" R' m+ N5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
7 W7 n+ [" ~( w( X) F6 z9 [* a, c$ s. n
. q7 W- }# x' C0 U
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
/ K: \5 {3 s" H& M2 L' d% ?$ V3 B. @6 ~8 ^: z2 x4 F
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
. M( g& m" R. B @ E2 z" l/ Y2 ]% ^2 d# Y) p
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
6 N, ~, ^: l: k+ m% _'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
* U( C1 X* h6 [8 l
" j, Y( a! n% M" |! v6 ~' ]! I9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
) A! `; U" q B+ x9 v" }/ k9 Z& B! ~% Z- q
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are., d6 p/ C- U7 J+ i! ?. R6 S
2 j) a& u! T2 R! v5 I* \
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
4 @0 y9 N: Q6 D
- a- q8 X3 h0 e6 C12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.( x- C: O R- _& R8 K/ J! g- s
4 f0 o" f& Q8 q: D: g$ y. x( s( P5 H4 `8 ^13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!: s7 S4 n& v9 \* b* Q0 o5 K
. F3 u) x& b8 t. a f' v14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!+ `) I7 C& k0 ]4 z( N6 d
7 ]: U+ I$ N$ w
And; last, but not least!)
% c/ P0 k* `, e* ?; }+ [: `15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-12-20 23:57
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
5 T) w( \7 C! x7 b. F- @" |
发表于 2009-3-2 12:30
