 鲜花( 310)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
8 Y8 a; C- ?* x( \1 H
' z9 E6 X3 \% i# `# X
# M6 C! s7 V" A7 C) w5 g# L8 N+ J/ T h& r+ p& g) K1 |" m) k( v
Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
4 T9 _) k3 i3 Z9 V" V _
6 H+ ~. P: X! M& q/ A3 ~1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
2 X' }$ A6 T0 w3 U( \ S$ ]% E: ~+ c1 i
% S, h( T+ ?+ ]8 F' g+ p6 d4 l! M5 E( ^( ]' j+ n
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.8 k: @2 T$ V, f. @1 k
0 Z4 n$ Q8 v# ~! Y) @
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.5 `7 g1 }* @ Y$ @
1 V2 A3 D7 r) V4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
2 d8 x' X! w# P0 w; N" o, E7 l% T
) d; W0 m+ W$ p4 x5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.( R' Q- A7 S2 D' b8 t5 p
: \, h3 M" c5 R- S X3 S
1 o6 u' Z6 Y4 F! p7 O$ y* ^; O+ l6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area: U5 U: ~+ e- i4 i9 b
, H: g) M3 Q4 T- ]7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
# l% d+ d/ w" v4 {) q" m+ B1 x
. c. ]) R9 B' U/ w3 `( B" [' I' a" P8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
' ^, W* ?2 ~, j( m" G5 E8 V'Why can't you people just leave me alone?', Y& l8 }+ L$ m+ ?7 D. Z
8 f9 Q$ z8 K' l( c0 g, {0 ]$ U
9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
! W# t) B/ r2 f7 }/ S; c2 G6 |7 x, D6 y9 q3 G
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
, c% q# h( ~7 i/ F* t/ C$ x: W2 S" f" k+ B
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
9 x) Z% H1 @$ p0 q
+ I0 B+ e& D8 w4 X- Q) l- a12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
6 u" `+ N$ J, K1 i7 O
1 B' M, B- f k* q. ?13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!- L: I( Z' v/ E: _& m/ q
4 J) A7 E4 j% z3 q$ U+ g14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
: G/ u9 L( j/ z5 {
: Y1 ?, N* t! dAnd; last, but not least!)
/ O# M+ w; |& w# G; o+ f15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-12-20 23:57
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
+ c) W# ]. y- Q! H O
发表于 2009-3-2 12:30
