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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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4 Y* O; s* G3 C' a# FThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.9 y! S8 S* Y' K7 g
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.. s$ L* w# y2 `2 |6 }& k/ X7 `' S
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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& [% l3 |! X1 p6 y, j v+ e6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area/ ~3 _6 F1 A2 g+ A
1 E+ r7 |* N; w' Q+ o/ ^7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask7 _: L0 A+ f- e0 l) }
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'' c& o o! p" [- @
1 @9 L2 I. z& h5 C& j. J9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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5 _4 m( P* I1 l( s8 h" t0 w10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are., d" V* ~; Y/ A% h' j* Y
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.& K) S4 |- e* z8 d, i* I# u
" k" k5 m6 p s7 O! X" J12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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