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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol9 |+ G3 z- r2 C, I( L
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, ]1 G1 @9 N9 X$ e7 ~# Y; [Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:3 G" R4 N3 f+ x! r4 A! l4 I
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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4 ?' ?( ]% @4 _$ f7 z2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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1 v: u. G6 z0 D5 V# e/ _3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.6 C$ ?) g8 P6 Z/ r9 J) M& `: T
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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6 K- ^+ {, k5 F5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.6 X+ P% U: a% }5 W
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area' N* J- C2 O. H1 \' M6 g
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.5 D' j# ?/ N7 H- t8 u
- `0 o8 s B7 W4 D/ c& f9 P8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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$ ^4 a6 J B c7 I$ f" i9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.* C3 B& o8 y. Y0 x0 w
8 w$ G5 G- e' M7 F# I10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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L. |& ~% g9 Q7 O11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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6 I* f$ `0 D4 T4 D" t12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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& ^4 Q T5 i1 \8 Z14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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0 x7 E& u, @6 L# R3 @15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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