 鲜花( 310)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol3 }1 n6 U# v9 m; ?
5 H, y1 W: b/ R- s# L
5 ~* [5 W3 d- Z9 n
3 D1 `& m# j2 ]Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
2 X0 |8 n% @0 Q ?" |5 v- v4 ]* C' U" K
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.$ ? ?. s* v( | p1 r: ?7 A
2 ]' Q9 {2 @: |3 ~" U+ z" [
5 y/ B4 L4 b8 P5 Y ~
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.; m: J4 O5 P/ ^2 C
5 W3 B5 F: O- y0 `. d, q
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
. Q2 e& T9 h* @5 D, u$ T! w# O5 i4 u
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.# a9 V8 S/ \5 `/ I+ E
6 k, c* a' m2 j y- O5 c) t* j
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
) m3 ?5 }, T; F, P1 `# v" Q2 d- a2 ?3 c t8 J8 R- T
7 i7 G$ O/ h+ T: x8 q( c* J
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area/ ~0 _/ C t2 T6 A2 O- i' t$ u# [
' Q! z# V( J( W4 l
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
/ t. f* w6 O0 m) a! y* P: E! l+ `" |/ }9 f
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask' P2 X3 }7 ?; g
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
$ m, B0 ^# u; v) D* I# b4 ^% ]
* o4 \6 B4 f' ?* Q9 S$ n# X9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
& W" l7 j3 c4 B, b: n
" v: D% i- e5 I10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.6 c; Z' ~ G# G) y. g1 ?! [, Y" D
6 [! c1 f9 z: L# _# Z11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
" a" r7 ?4 m6 F1 Y: V5 Z' ?) v g& K% k4 C9 ^: \1 F9 x
12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.3 S; A3 O% x& {' x# J: d% X( U
) m: K+ M2 ~1 o+ U! [2 f3 a0 s! U13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!3 u+ D, U! A% S9 i# A1 A0 J+ W5 H& q' D
6 ~0 |$ Q9 V$ |14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" w; d2 u: i+ S+ d/ o5 w# S2 g
9 H3 _& n$ O; gAnd; last, but not least!)
4 }, J9 U# a6 Z, {# A8 ^6 V$ b15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-12-20 23:57
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
3 P& V+ f6 @# M
发表于 2009-3-2 12:30
