Women's Golf

sweetspot

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
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Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
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% S/ u* t5 W; Z5 @# z1 UThe woman said, 'That's okay.'
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7 j- c/ F  {5 yFor her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

, S& a# g+ H4 r0 `& u" QThe frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
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3 n+ ?$ |8 t, O3 y3 p6 rThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'

$ O5 N) i0 r6 |0 D  d$ [So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
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For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
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The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
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So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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% }* }5 H0 y7 ?( t  T3 N3 aThe frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'

: G4 p' {; u* a; p" c6 j% RMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.
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; Z6 ~. t# f3 a+ VMale readers : Please scroll down.
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# D0 Z+ L/ }$ }: h: cThe man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
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Moral of the story : Women think they're smart.

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Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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1 P: Y3 q& g1 I) s4 Y* QPS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!

billzhao

women are clever, no doubt.

# K1 t1 Q- w3 K. H$ [5 HVery nice a story. Thanks for sharing.