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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. , u0 ^1 E0 |# x
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
) ]3 y6 v% t! w' F& IThe frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
: u9 B- a% N @' s" eThe woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. * m4 {% X) c" ^' T
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Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' ( N9 S3 _% h" E; f: `
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The woman said, 'That's okay.'
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" L' U. ~$ S, t9 ? }For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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8 n7 y3 X- L: B9 p1 QThe frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. ) i3 B" k+ o+ ]# |2 l2 r
7 ?8 U3 n' ]* @) B4 Y/ K/ j* z4 XThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
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& r0 b" Q+ W7 P* SSo, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
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For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. 5 q: l: o6 }) Y9 ^3 L
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The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' 7 R0 a7 z3 d! v
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The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' ; v/ \- }& b5 \$ S8 B3 O
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So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! % U# S# _- G1 i/ F) L: D& u5 x! h: r( I
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The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' ' G* W9 L! ?. r3 ~( I' T
) G3 u9 q. c: g. vMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. 6 S; D( f, I- X% j% k* n
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.
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, g) D2 h9 h# Y0 \' W" RMale readers : Please scroll down. & D! u+ V, O( O; G
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife 4 I9 I+ } y. m3 F
2 l* O; g) G3 L6 \+ V- f9 MMoral of the story : Women think they're smart. , o. `& [ ?( n7 W2 {& u/ X
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' F+ B; u j" `, S. ~6 q% SLet them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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, n, q3 \9 M, M( h' p3 n1 H8 {PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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