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发表于 2009-3-8 16:19 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. * P0 P) E. t; C- C) U* R
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. ' V. h" P/ d! o- }0 s
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
, _4 ~8 P  b9 ?The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
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Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
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The woman said, 'That's okay.'
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For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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% e. \1 G/ i7 n; p% s, AThe frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
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The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' 7 b& n! R4 t. _+ z0 S) u0 N
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So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
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# D! \! H. W: e4 {& i+ c  E. W4 qFor her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
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2 T! X; b9 C- pThe woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
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So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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$ O0 k! \/ B* Q6 NThe frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
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. d9 y5 e; |9 f1 v- s) eMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good. ( O. H) c% J' V3 u6 ^

8 X5 _9 X. k4 c# [8 o& K$ f/ UMale readers : Please scroll down. ( E* d! [) L9 C2 G
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: I( L: @% K7 z$ |6 u0 T, D( v  {The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife   t* b5 W, Y& N' i' c

# b- I3 h7 ~2 w; i9 a" `- OMoral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!
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发表于 2009-3-8 18:21 | 显示全部楼层
women are clever, no doubt. # A& Z5 b$ w3 R2 o4 A  ?

/ {  z- K. y5 l; L6 oVery nice a story. Thanks for sharing.
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