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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. $ Z: u; d0 F- R+ B
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. % P+ R, X4 h8 l% G y
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
3 h+ @2 _; `/ q' g( kThe woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. 1 j+ R: E9 E1 R- l8 ^& ~
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Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' 6 v$ l( V" u' [$ f
0 ^6 h0 N% w$ r Z+ C* VThe woman said, 'That's okay.'
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# r' b+ S+ R. h% D! h' t) [; r8 Y8 XFor her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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; H' ~' F; ^3 m& P% w0 |The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
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- ?% q/ ~" P4 [9 x X9 cThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' $ g; l: T3 S0 h- `! G8 W) b3 J" f
# h. m# O1 H- H t. [: V! gSo, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! . `1 t" t% {( ~9 r" {
. S, @# L# S- T! H& U2 p: z# UFor her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. ) e6 K' M9 i) d- O% ^, K; \( E
, J1 Z! k5 B' |# |5 H% QThe frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' ! e7 ^' N$ Q: d! T& G& K
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The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
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6 w" v$ j6 ]0 ~" f+ j3 BSo, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! 4 {# A P; L* x( f4 u* e
" C2 X- A% m3 \/ o9 ^The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
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Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
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: K3 j3 B2 i7 _+ C: p! nAttention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good. 6 c3 g8 c; @2 K$ M/ I1 Z5 `
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Male readers : Please scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
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8 N' F% ~& U9 K; YMoral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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# `/ N# ~: }9 y+ q* x2 RLet them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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5 @3 i2 @- p: b1 v' ^( tPS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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