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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. 7 ^% t. E( u. A9 Q
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
4 W$ ~! j+ c* J6 G4 ~The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
% J2 `' l/ M5 BThe woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. _) E, x6 t! L- X
+ _! I4 ?2 R! lWhatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' k& A/ q6 m' u5 L& C0 X
J! X1 T, T8 ~4 r0 QThe woman said, 'That's okay.' % m9 V! o7 _5 H, u; X- B1 k0 G
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For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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! {+ e' P6 Z% R! LThe frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. ! q! w1 y0 e) `8 J5 `& K* k7 v
* g% D, N% w: v4 QThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' % z: S: j' j2 H6 H" {0 e
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So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
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4 F% e9 Y; ^0 r+ h" pFor her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' ' s2 j+ ]! I% R$ u: e
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The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' 9 ?' w; s* Z" T6 y, v( d% f
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So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! % S7 z P3 P( X; A) u3 H. L/ F
7 s: b2 }4 A a0 U- xThe frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' 9 n7 o& r" g6 D( ?; a: I3 v" m3 q
$ V$ a6 z9 X7 f$ N4 b0 i# JMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
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: o5 g4 V Z# T# Q( b3 Y/ HAttention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.
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Male readers : Please scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife 0 q# R# n i* A+ i. F
# s1 a% I, r- K1 S- @& IMoral of the story : Women think they're smart. * p! l" A) v. q( d" M
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Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show * r. j. V; R8 P- r) N" ]5 t. h
; T3 G" ?, S/ y2 d9 t8 JPS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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