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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days., c* u$ U6 x* {3 r, T; e
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.0 v. w, E0 H% x% o; q3 _
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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' Z% X0 A+ Y* n# Y The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.$ c) M! _/ p6 k# v. x
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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+ r' J3 G0 ]) j, QThe Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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$ R Y6 E) d1 p5 [( |'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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( N( l' p: b0 F'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! & q3 j7 J$ \& Q4 x) }* u
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'- L8 l% z" I; Z# i
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