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sweetspot

An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time.

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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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* D7 k, X$ I6 [6 ]8 oThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
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0 H3 b8 U+ P0 B7 _We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'


The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'

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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.


& \* ?  r# b! ?: ['Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'

小熊之家

fall off by itself!
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billzhao

it will fall off itself? Like a ripe apple falling down from a tree?

raining

haha , its so funny, maybe the chinese doc just want him be afraid then he can accept the first opinion.lol...ohh, unlucky man.

yingxiy

propeller

LOL