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- {2 m6 X# {2 q# fA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
6 R7 X, E( P+ O* K7 alittle perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'." I2 k2 Y1 p5 m$ h9 x- h$ q
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, E0 q" j0 H2 ~* T" E* e; o( M( F& @The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.6 o6 N0 A% x" e% [, `( m
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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/ x- q+ t+ q, x/ U, U" b8 P' h( p The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
5 g3 E& d9 G4 J! I4 L$ IThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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, J4 P+ \% k& E9 z: \) A ?'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! " q# [0 C1 A: {# g& W& a# z
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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