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An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time.
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& f+ M: O* w4 L# U7 EA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a8 ]+ P+ s- I: W, ~
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.! F2 y6 d( z, R: x/ S8 H
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: U) v+ |& |7 P* S/ J7 M* Z2 R6 F" ~The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.0 F* R/ l7 F2 M1 E' }* {
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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( ~0 J5 q; r4 n% `8 ` The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'. K+ h( D. H; e9 X r4 O
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'- R4 c" U6 A: `7 }
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
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