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Z) [! h( ^" v b2 ZA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.& L1 C4 ~/ y8 J4 ?3 t4 j' k4 R
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
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( o5 f0 h, {* c- Y0 W5 xWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.6 ^ p4 Z# K3 }" V0 ~$ A2 y Z
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.$ W! p" {6 Z0 z) d; b; }6 P
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" t' O8 x' d/ n3 V7 Y0 b The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.; w3 Z \; H: V$ o
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?') k7 L# Y& C0 J# p
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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, O G) }7 V' O+ e'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.4 t6 m, Z1 `% _$ L( b" K- W* p4 g
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
S# h: p5 C2 V' p' AWait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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