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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
3 ] B; c3 R a# e) a> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,% [: g) q8 q( r2 a6 P0 \
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5 p6 J2 [" x C2 e3 S> HONEY,1 K+ f% A; q* }5 {& u
> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
3 f9 ^6 s$ k5 [: H2 W l> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
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( @/ U9 [- \8 O" p> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,0 P2 P' R; s+ r4 _
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
9 j4 P& F/ ]: `3 C$ R> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
- R; M. t$ c7 i( P1 Y# i& e8 Y> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?5 j8 Q4 Q2 u4 z' h$ ~6 C/ T
> I DON'T THINK SO.+ E8 K0 B2 f' Y" m1 T
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> FINE,
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> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,9 D# h8 Z% A# c! l
> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
5 v3 N+ i/ X& g6 C" I% a> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
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7 L7 s! J6 D t> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
g" o! T2 R* e3 G _- d. B% f> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
/ K- h9 ?! i% I$ R L> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
' L5 E7 k+ |: g/ F5 n> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
9 }: X- g# |) F3 j' u+ F8 E9 a+ J> I DON'T THINK SO# U2 H7 M" m* M9 ^; Z
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> FINE, SHE SAYS
+ ]" F {: j3 N/ j9 B% R2 Q& Q3 Z> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
3 d) h! ? a, A6 I% l, _- S- k> TO THE FRONT DOOR?0 d/ w$ R8 _ J9 B; ]9 D- O
> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK" V# F5 S" ~# \4 c5 m
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0 |3 V$ l7 N$ P$ i2 z! R3 w O> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T7 V, @9 H- J- p% `! I
> WANT TO FIX STEPS
$ k2 |; q, T* @$ ] |% i> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
; N; l, T8 e) n$ T> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?' ]4 K& w! Y- L7 I
> I DON'T THINK SO: Q4 m1 E8 R l: M. g& B
> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
m7 O+ F0 N" w ^> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!4 b7 h* e" b6 h
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5 G1 p8 S; s8 a3 o) g* I> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A4 w0 o' F& ^" T7 S U
> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
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' R$ W; p4 ?1 Y& _7 _& g" K> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
1 b8 _7 D: L5 G, ~3 M+ [> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES9 U0 x- P% }: q2 n" P
> TO GO HOME4 \' ~! B" Q# {8 e3 G9 F6 ~8 @
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3 ~8 O7 S- I6 ?6 S( @> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES/ c: U% E% h5 j1 Y3 F( A
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.( u) w( _' a5 Q8 H: l. j
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> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE f# c4 f: m7 r z3 }3 z9 u( i2 D2 H
> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING% J, `) u; q4 R$ O+ U7 R5 u
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> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES+ q9 ]2 F v6 u6 r/ p
> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.7 P, k* }- o. A6 T7 u) {8 p* E( a
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> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
0 {. g# P( e7 n1 H> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
* q' m- i1 e( o9 f: `> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.* g, @/ O; I3 V T5 K ]
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME$ }. C( D+ @1 D9 G; @# ?* H6 }4 {
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM., p+ q1 ~ D: c- M+ E; `% p
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> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
! ~, n9 O; j/ T& R> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER1 [. L+ ?+ b, d3 \" ?
> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
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0 ?2 a2 V; n" c* c! t> HE SAID,* R$ W, j D% c5 z
> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?. N5 L# ~ w9 M# o0 k
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> SHE REPLIED,3 X+ T k: D" G' k5 _# s
> HELLOOOOO..
4 R; r) v+ x0 g5 u> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
4 g) }8 X& }$ r) O% ~" j( k> ON MY FOREHEAD?
% y! B6 A3 N: M7 e' H> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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