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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
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> HONEY,4 q, w; l5 M, J3 G* g
> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
! {, `. T; I8 z& x+ a1 n3 H' ]> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
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> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
1 m9 ~9 o) s* Y$ `> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
6 H3 l7 I \% _- h- P> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
9 Z) q3 u1 N8 Q> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
}) g3 d! ]5 _; X0 F> I DON'T THINK SO.4 x* R+ i3 ^3 |; ^8 @' G4 x* T$ G
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> FINE,
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. x- y+ J0 I0 a+ l1 x' o* M> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
3 M) a! A2 V: p9 c6 E e7 H- k1 W> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?' J7 P, U' a1 a: J s
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT. U5 R0 G2 m; C) i3 H) g# r
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$ r7 ?* F) a/ v% H6 g4 k> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
$ E. Y6 [3 m! g- t1 J> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
. N& e( U/ H* c5 \8 f! B> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
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4 U; ?8 `) ?$ @4 R+ ?3 z> I DON'T THINK SO. _; Z/ X3 r% X' V: \$ Z* R
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1 z5 @- o w- {> FINE, SHE SAYS
# N9 {* |, S/ ] ^2 M: D> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS+ Y0 C1 Q- q7 v( ~ [. z6 x
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
7 C4 @/ q: F6 O0 r7 W. k> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK" M9 N7 V4 n7 ~3 t+ c, F
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> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
& i: J' I8 D6 s> WANT TO FIX STEPS3 f3 b8 w9 r3 _! s
> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE. a% r8 i$ c5 V# M6 s
> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?5 o& V* _3 \& k1 \
> I DON'T THINK SO! D; M4 e6 L2 |
> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
, v+ ]" \% e0 n% C; L" f5 V> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
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, U1 R1 |0 U% }> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
5 }& b( ]- P! ?, J) n: ~8 T3 p> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
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& h9 _0 A9 ]( C$ S) Y> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
& ]( p! r0 d( j% b9 P> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES% I% G8 u8 ~! h7 ~2 h' z& {
> TO GO HOME
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> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
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# r4 @1 }! {+ R3 G) _, `> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
8 _9 m3 y$ N. ~! K0 ^6 N> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING+ G5 I5 x a' @) R- v
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6 y7 \( ]+ J: T: n \( x> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
+ P Z: }0 ~" s7 r* p> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
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> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?* {" L! P3 \1 _0 I( P$ [6 F
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
" K: ?" ?: w7 Q1 h [> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.; }8 p/ L" x A% `0 z$ t7 H: L6 h
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME' a% L% r$ U' C2 a7 A
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.( [8 m3 L) X& B; Z* ]1 O
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> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND1 j$ v% [% G0 p3 G/ M4 }# x/ B
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
1 ?/ W% R& i8 |* D0 z> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
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- x8 a( \6 O4 [5 M8 J. y> HE SAID,
5 |0 @' l& q: p! t> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?9 R$ N. V- S0 z' K. I) w5 Y
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> SHE REPLIED,
! t6 z" o( M" F! d> HELLOOOOO..5 l* Y& Y1 }5 r; n! t3 ?7 Q2 z
> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN$ y& W1 n- Z8 a( M1 Y$ H7 L3 {
> ON MY FOREHEAD?
" W1 d0 r/ `2 e# ^4 v> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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