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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A$ c/ {+ e, c. c
> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,- x. e; }+ b- F1 z* C
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> HONEY,
5 |" ~; D6 k/ X' y. j* g> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?# O; r" f" W& X2 q, c8 z
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.. [, E0 ?6 z$ k9 l5 I
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> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,1 e- N! u" M9 ]8 d) i9 b( p9 S
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?, H: u+ B. ?2 H$ @' x
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
0 l3 i9 J5 |8 ^* ]> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
0 B4 ^) ^( E* C6 O> I DON'T THINK SO.; T! a0 p) O7 B5 T; i9 m8 B6 k+ O
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8 O1 I+ [5 E+ G4 |* j6 \> FINE,
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; z- W0 w4 ], i: j6 q> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
9 K- j3 e$ m) X P. q& u% S> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?# K( ^; _' g: S+ n, p
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
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' c) }" A p) L! D; D8 \+ P/ K! w> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,) @/ G# i- v. d
> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
6 ^: K! W" | d& V0 b> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
% \0 a& C$ n* |0 z8 k+ q4 [> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
& @4 @2 c/ c! |9 w2 i> I DON'T THINK SO
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8 ^. z6 j8 C8 s> FINE, SHE SAYS
. X/ a# T. @. E7 g G1 d> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
/ v" z! C1 ^* t8 J3 `; }> TO THE FRONT DOOR?6 R6 |# j% _9 f$ W
> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
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> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T% B0 D4 g C# Y: m
> WANT TO FIX STEPS
# Q0 P3 H: Y6 D" r> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
, H2 c) \- i, A" w3 {* d5 P> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?3 @/ S* c. I7 M3 W" e6 P7 \) T
> I DON'T THINK SO# f3 x j' m% g1 C% I6 J
> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU., d" p5 E3 ?9 `' y' G) s$ ~' A' O
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!9 o7 A r5 _. s" [6 t( {9 k6 B
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; S1 \" a4 x" N E> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
5 ~7 J4 V. I( a3 u> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................4 V6 ?8 F; Q9 x# A: P) `
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! b, c. P+ H: g# p> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
. }" ?) C* f" V6 `> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES) @3 K( r Z; n/ P" ^3 G# v
> TO GO HOME
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> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
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2 ?" K/ Y6 S m k: i> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE% g! ~2 j( }- c5 N
> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING8 x. ?( m' l5 F; W8 w
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# U5 q4 x8 Q6 o& [8 T> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
2 K/ @7 I- E7 G/ r9 S> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
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> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
: m, v3 f9 o6 a$ H `! b" U1 V> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT' I7 Q8 |/ o$ [/ A8 C h( K! j& `
> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.0 w- U- T/ e+ h4 S1 F$ h
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3 ?7 [& o9 N; T0 }( R8 y" [> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
+ e2 O, r' g: U; a5 x> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.: z p# I6 Z1 i4 O1 D- b
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- _" j' T9 k2 v) w5 U3 V> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND7 a2 A% B' R* D, G P7 h
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
5 s& ~; f# a& T& G5 d) }7 C> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.9 s8 ^3 T) C R: N$ j9 U# w2 I2 @
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> HE SAID,
; L4 i' W; S& _) H- ?/ B \> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
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D9 d3 a; _4 `+ A! w9 e> SHE REPLIED,
# ^( \$ f# A8 {0 I> HELLOOOOO.." i1 v3 j3 }1 W C' f
> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN" X& b- p4 R- w t# q7 b
> ON MY FOREHEAD?8 }0 \2 @3 D3 G; q5 M
> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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