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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.4 a& r3 F$ B* h$ ^5 \5 v
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.1 N: d5 g! x& u. ^
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.$ o+ x6 f; E) X/ K
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
: G# c( {$ t9 j1 rWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.( k1 K5 S/ @; D/ e4 `0 I& L
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for; ]8 l' F; m0 ]" f
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
9 B3 L: w5 _7 [words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.7 y& b8 V% d1 U, l4 }
There are some people that are not into all the words.4 ]) K2 w. S, ~" {
There are some that would have you not use certain words.) n' `" f$ l: P! i
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7( G! J. q" e7 I d8 q
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.& d2 r8 L. b& n9 S) l
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
' r0 r6 K% N6 Y# C& u8 J3 Eto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,7 y4 E/ q8 c6 F% p
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
8 o1 `" ?: H7 C7 u7 y, X"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,0 b- g7 q Q2 E. B$ S+ B- J
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
3 C+ V$ I' C" S" ]; q7 `"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"9 K/ q( D. I. ~6 o2 J
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,6 H5 c9 F$ i3 n" G
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
, x$ _8 z" P9 D: j0 R# G) r"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"" ?# \! ^) Y& W
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
/ y8 w' L; C5 ?- ^3 A0 K) O7 isounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
* W0 K8 z0 n* @3 V, F9 i$ n) Oman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a% ?- o7 l+ ^4 ~ |4 Q6 `
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
, V( @3 ?9 [. ]# Usnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
: k2 E0 i( N2 ~, R/ F; r( ePizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just: P. F0 _8 R) R9 l
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does% k' J1 `% ?: C2 A: d1 ~
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,1 k' G7 G7 g( z$ c3 G
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not# L3 A5 U+ t$ f
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why$ ~6 r' Z/ j* A; z$ s
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
9 u. P/ |" \) F) U R c4 v! ~3 OMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on4 x9 {% p' b+ m
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
$ x! o+ G! n/ a+ e% v. zI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
9 c9 k# W. S; w8 d1 Mwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
! Y7 w( q- [- U b& e# P- iyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
+ n" D" v4 f& }( K! V GIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the, [6 }' f( v+ e. n/ T. {1 L
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go, M: }1 p- {9 N" T# u
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
+ s! O% T! S VPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were1 f5 \$ s- s4 ~# z0 y
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I' p5 r! b1 k( @- q
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
, E0 m; }. @0 u+ t! c- t/ r+ Wstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
$ O6 j) }; F8 p* R* ?" Y- a, |2 dAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
, \ z- }/ t& I4 A$ v/ R3 x! faccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
$ t* s8 ?3 ?9 _+ @. Q# @it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very6 V: J; ^! r: V, G; _9 ~
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
# v( W" X, _) g4 Nhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
; T# h. \8 k9 {"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love) T% V1 J3 j- X3 d
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is( i& z" p& ]! J& S1 T+ e$ _+ Q
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but0 C X' K2 v/ |# I+ O
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for& t9 d( l( C: O S, ~4 }
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
* L* p# [ Y- dSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."4 K$ t9 }, Z Z4 g
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
3 T- p5 |4 h' _) \2 B4 g& rI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any" K" f; B7 E W1 j; S- r4 z( N
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even& f: z% D6 t' A6 z6 Q; G
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
( O6 V: V. s5 k9 iand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out./ z0 ^3 v8 N) u8 P }3 J4 T {
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words., k$ U; I+ B$ K/ V% e7 B
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
/ [2 ^+ F+ O+ f* ]- U! ?% KCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in0 M1 o4 r. b. s- H' q+ N2 ]& b% z
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
+ ^. z5 J, V: m( \7 G. w: VKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
2 M1 A. y, y% v0 p+ d: u9 R. j& l4 \say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
! I" ^6 r2 s% x7 i1 c4 p/ dthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that; L) c$ o) |+ m) o' K' u* v8 M: M
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
2 W' l0 @/ Z& C& m' Bcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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