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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.6 ^' w6 l z( Y
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
, h# O# N( c* F+ `I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.3 o: y6 l. \4 d s' w5 U; j9 F# s
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
% p+ z2 Y0 W7 J/ w' |1 M# MWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.1 t5 O1 N. d; r9 ~$ A s: S
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for2 G( j2 `) C8 D: g( p+ L( q
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
' O p+ [. g6 @( M8 d2 _words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.4 P. g+ {/ d2 b3 ]3 i/ Y
There are some people that are not into all the words.. x: n) h2 H: H
There are some that would have you not use certain words.$ R. n1 D- k8 l+ X) O# E- y5 A
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
C" Y6 l5 {) E% L4 \% nof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.5 W% q1 ]9 h3 d6 B( B- E0 [
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous3 R( o% ?" A K& l. U. {
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
; g( Q# y5 O4 D# P2 S+ SBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?" @6 k& k+ W g) G
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
+ ~" L" m, ^0 D7 v5 K x9 Aand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
& }( I. d1 G3 U4 X% {$ q8 o) _ E"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
) D" |* W" A0 x) zThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
3 t+ R3 v+ M5 S, jcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.4 j& e& N) S0 g$ F! y f m+ N
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
0 {' j8 |- M* i/ S( ?# Q2 }+ LWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly9 k* L2 Y4 ?' h. ~# B
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
: j& ?0 I* Q4 m4 h4 S0 u% rman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
6 ?3 ]3 K$ Z+ L3 Z) ]9 Y3 j# Isnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
2 J$ o, n# j& N5 _1 i. wsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,, C9 x. B9 |; `* ?6 V: F) Z! ~
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
$ {: B8 Z+ r4 HOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
: K9 w' a* W( k8 \$ Z6 {not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,! Y" m# H b! `* k0 ?7 [9 X
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
) y' Y8 H, [& B; }3 X" ~" s1 O0 R/ pcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why2 A" T. i! s- Z
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
9 B& `) v* M" e9 z) E/ NMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on) g* B7 g0 @/ }, g$ z) ^
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.3 r6 w1 P: _, f1 O5 z; H- k# u
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend" g: ^' ~ I0 f1 W6 m. z' Y. W2 v9 E
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
# y1 _3 y, ~3 b. }% Zyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."/ w, |( f5 t" o5 I5 l! ^8 l
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the9 F2 i7 w3 }1 o0 Y3 a8 s% \
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go5 `) D+ r# S# T6 \8 O, b Q9 k0 R
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that- X1 g) V* F; G1 G% V- {
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were- D& |# d9 ~/ y6 ]" v4 y
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
9 j r; D6 h% R2 U. O+ Ddon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
1 r3 R2 F1 J& _! kstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."& m; P5 N7 M- D! N
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
+ B M* G4 E5 Raccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think( l: H2 L. ^9 K8 L& [
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
) ^6 s; R& o: _imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
9 K3 V4 i( G# Zhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,0 @$ j+ I* A/ I- \
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love4 ]$ q, }8 H. c" u% s
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is! `. c" }/ d# z6 T/ E* C; `
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
' h# q' b+ q) V2 i& }I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
0 h- S- \; ~2 c! ]% dthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
/ k) v8 C e5 H: R: n o, _4 PSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."+ w- d% l8 e9 l" l
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
2 v6 P) e) L" e1 f3 eI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
0 S. B' J: R$ @circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
# r9 S+ X* j- o! K/ d3 N2 C+ Q. Bclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,! d" y6 R0 h5 s* P. u9 j4 c
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.4 }/ R2 R# ?( v1 _4 j. \
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
0 n2 u" M# _% X2 @0 [/ `6 j) d/ yRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
1 G X, {7 \( FCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
$ S3 B. t. a! w& A" D; S& Pthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
. Z7 t! Z; ?! ~; U$ A2 ^Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't, V8 W8 q1 i4 Y# a& n# A
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
# D1 B) X$ ?1 l5 I- a# H3 K+ Fthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that0 J( S/ }2 Z, p7 C6 w6 ^0 A. r
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You. H! P5 r3 h+ v/ w- B9 x$ z
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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