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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.( K# N% k4 a* f5 {
4 s7 S3 A% O- ]3 y6 H6 O) WI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.! f' F! D+ u! j* p% V' A
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important." I, Y! U) [/ C8 `% H0 X% T
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
# \2 w9 r) f1 p2 CWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
0 z. r$ r. v+ B! g1 o6 Lthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for. C) {& {4 b d. {
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same; }4 O+ [6 b+ b% x7 N( C' G% a0 _
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
0 [9 r9 O1 t8 o: lThere are some people that are not into all the words.
* f, \5 ~% {( {6 jThere are some that would have you not use certain words.' E% s1 p# z) v
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
+ [6 A" X- [: G1 h. Y+ zof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is., B( g# `& A. \
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous9 \/ o) ~. w* c+ p, r, E9 t: D
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
) Q' A, Q7 b4 S( C! d RBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?- ^5 s8 ~* j/ I a( J
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,, d+ u! |) e/ S; l/ Q' {
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
: N; _# ~# M. `% f"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
# J& P, n: M$ G" YThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
% w( r" m/ X s5 `. U! R/ {% [curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
4 F& X) k& m$ U# f& a"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits" [1 t$ D- A! ~5 Y9 ^! M4 T+ V6 a; I
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
, Y! y) a% d1 Fsounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,6 x3 _) y- p! Z, `; J2 U5 m
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a( c. r& K+ l1 }2 P+ m5 z
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist3 a0 S1 y. i& B! Q0 ~- a3 |
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
: p( ^, H6 j( [; x+ H- ^$ \. q( ZPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just* l" B7 {# z( c" i% E x5 J: f4 M9 i
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does6 }: p* l$ F/ a: u3 L+ y
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
, o: T& a- @, |3 f/ pbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not- P9 z2 C# A! n- O: U2 g
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
) _5 n: j' W+ {' V2 b( k' @some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
7 K0 I) q( O* Y A# _- JMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on) W+ d7 x% l% u
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling., D7 f/ m/ e' I$ @
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend$ S! y8 Q) ^ ~& e8 S4 z0 k( @, Q2 x
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at& B, n. r# i+ O( o) \
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer.": r& o4 r9 ^# T
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
/ x+ m1 `9 ~" r qother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
6 q9 |: w: B! D$ h& t& |together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that) q ]" |6 {/ v2 k
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were6 C: s) I* ?# ^2 i4 _. C" n& p) q1 `
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I+ L$ |; L7 b9 s# V9 n4 {
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such8 L7 ~. T& K4 [" ~
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
1 }# E V7 h1 p4 i2 dAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
6 N0 w0 d& o, H* saccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think. Y* ^; z5 W' d d" h
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
7 i) }+ Q: @" s. l. f' G$ S$ jimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to! m# i% A9 l8 v% j
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,( b0 [2 \( c9 D# f
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
5 ^( C P2 z% B" `0 a1 A4 u* Nthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
4 A' N5 V8 W; c" }! w7 T8 Ta great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but/ d5 R t+ `( [* f- f
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for1 q. f7 U( I0 F8 a
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,( a$ [6 ?# D6 F- A9 g- q3 g- c2 L
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
, F9 I( x& j( H8 _8 ~ E$ QSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.. i; c W' k7 z. i/ u3 i
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any* K7 ~7 v1 E3 q4 T5 R" G: g# A
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even) R0 F8 q; D2 A* _1 e
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,! ?) {1 `& J1 a" ^( u
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
/ b+ S. d( c9 m, m" z% ~" ~* nBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.2 J7 Y- W P4 N1 P! _
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
x+ M$ S- A! ^$ z: gCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
/ ^! @5 w+ {! F, H5 D( Athe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
7 }! Q5 H T# t% qKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't! L% @6 A* {+ i- ~$ U# z; Q
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
+ D) n* I& d3 B X/ q& ethem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
' J% S# S% u( V" }1 d Hgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You0 A3 `$ e8 C6 b* {- y
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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