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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.- \( n% }- u1 l/ m$ k7 M% W7 u
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.. p9 @ h$ }6 j0 f% _, {
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.. x5 Z2 {" M+ V2 S4 ?$ h6 L5 s' Z! O
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
! O$ a' j* F ^, |2 |3 d( kWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
: a2 j4 W4 ^* R9 Sthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
$ n# c& s- W( r% U( m5 U. Gthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same4 B3 |8 Y& ]' l/ W# T. S
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
5 o, ^; @( V2 W, L3 Z8 _There are some people that are not into all the words.$ k8 P, p: X5 F- K4 I
There are some that would have you not use certain words.* D: c3 B! N" S
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7& A1 K5 {, `8 O$ n8 T& U
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
! y, h) W% l; g( j7 k) G399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
, p/ ~" ~! q) i5 w5 }8 uto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
! s }3 U8 w! O; TBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
, U+ m: z; K! N7 U: l( p0 @& J. u"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,& y* j0 U7 U2 B" l( ^5 }9 S
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?8 C' ]4 x: w# l/ G7 Y+ ^- X
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"5 a/ o1 T+ L' j" w
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
6 W* V1 u3 _3 Y! B4 P% d* _curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.8 \* _* D/ v. O( w+ H l/ H
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
& f9 J; Y8 g2 H9 i% aWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
6 i& p. t5 ^; b: \# r4 A% Ysounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,2 B1 j. ` \, a3 U' _( @
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a, l. x$ _3 @/ h
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
- V4 q6 p# W; G# c. i0 H* gsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
& d. f. a3 y( H- ?$ pPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
2 s% c7 D. D& y4 l$ aOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does. K- C- I$ u+ {, U: E
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,4 y3 C/ m& @4 Q
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not9 g2 o( z' I' r# `% K& D
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why& `6 r0 Y/ w4 z ?
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and; T3 ?- z: C3 {2 c
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
) L6 ~' ]- w+ v! t6 k" hthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.0 I) E5 Y f( o
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend7 j& z6 g7 B: y) f& n; V w
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at F- K( p8 o) a4 W4 h
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
9 T- k8 |) T$ d8 E- i" NIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the6 f% M! G5 l9 `: J- |/ Y$ Z; N
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go, }4 ]. e, ?: J: s) b8 y
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
) [6 t' c4 ~, L9 F8 L$ CPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were% h. k+ i: e% C2 J
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I" l) v" q' m/ @- N/ f- P! z. p
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
7 H: {- Z, Z' q- [stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."; i: e7 J$ s, z" F! X) B
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more* q& N+ ?9 {: S. _
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
) j; }" y4 h! O* `) Xit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
( ~+ D) Z% J2 e) Mimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to4 X, d/ s) m( W, W! E
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,% R0 n2 E- \( l. t! T1 t
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
* }# B4 `3 }5 T7 v) athan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
8 }7 _! Y! V0 w8 A" Ma great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but8 B: }7 P$ \( {: z3 P& E8 j9 ?
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for" f( N) H/ L5 N) i9 S) n- W2 U
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,* y( h- s4 A9 F
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."0 r. h9 l! J, r2 ?0 b5 m
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
/ ?4 F! s! w0 J* N7 i; gI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any) ^4 ^5 b% g9 K0 U, S
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
( Q0 s# R7 \- \% ?7 zclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,6 H- `$ g- K% [. |0 Q" l
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.* R6 z' y6 |1 ]. H6 w
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.& N, o! |3 y& G* _2 f4 R* p3 P) z- F
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock# e* g+ F! v3 z; i
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
" B, K; h5 i/ S. b* Rthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
: a7 {0 F. d" ?' C9 HKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't4 X. R' v: J6 m( z2 c, B
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding2 S8 u: Y, ~7 R
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
- H4 n! y* W0 z5 f4 W2 Bgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
0 X1 i: S# h Kcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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