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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.6 y7 w1 Q# t# r% Q0 v! T
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words." D! r: [: X/ w Y# @& c
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
6 F" }. b# P. E' d7 S+ FThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
+ E% s) R+ B/ M! O# R( }Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.3 M9 w' Z' T! p- [3 l) X- }
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
+ d- ~& P: o: s- Lthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same# h9 Y8 j- q9 Y$ m$ s
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.& w2 x: `+ c' Q5 Z7 H! x
There are some people that are not into all the words.3 O4 T3 w+ ]/ V: w9 `9 I
There are some that would have you not use certain words.+ S/ i9 w2 ]$ K+ l
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
/ i/ b5 E. _3 Z! X3 pof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
5 ^& O8 l0 h% O9 }8 V399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous: }; i) a2 L- ~" Q6 T( Y
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
( n7 O2 D6 ^7 V; N* o# FBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?" e) S; q7 L5 {
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
6 h1 a. n! G1 ?3 b# q b1 A7 Q* Wand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?; Y: F) z5 d, F/ M+ ~ Y; v, X
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"7 r( U* V5 k) M9 U7 K D; O& b7 u
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,! F) z' w8 N( S9 C& o G( M
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
1 I; Z# S# f! \"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"$ u8 h" b. z K" u- |
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly/ R: P3 K# a1 d/ F* S
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
1 J. `4 @! E* ~. M+ b3 \man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a; Z; V% Y5 R# w/ B
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
. k7 b5 u3 d8 M+ d. ~snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
5 `! _3 g" D# D+ D* h5 }& wPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just- X1 Q. t9 S, v4 o. [
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
; k) z" T% E' |$ f. U7 xnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,6 ?3 Z8 U( {) S: C3 l
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
+ L2 h( H( `* U q: X5 U$ h! ~completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
. A7 h3 C5 B. l3 l4 h5 Isome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and1 Y& z- l% E: K4 c- Z7 x+ m0 W
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on/ R3 U7 v) D1 _ `! n- w0 f; W
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.. l$ y* M+ n+ i! ~4 o# `% ^
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
, t. J( F- z- c' R% r( Swith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
8 A9 G- ~3 L- G z! Hyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
% x6 M$ G/ M/ n7 L' E' i( K1 P/ `It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the \6 M1 \+ j% _- Q% w* B
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
/ ~$ Y! g# X K7 _: Z7 B, Dtogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that( @3 {% l% w6 p5 B+ d! B
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
& W8 n' s- ` I. ccertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I) F1 Y7 v) `6 N* d1 ]
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
8 D- n1 O6 p2 ~: O. @8 w# F$ Pstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."$ w. B- f: P' B' l
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
; d4 @6 G! x3 R2 t) Z0 Eaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think! \" H2 J, x, d: R2 o! Z
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
/ ?7 @5 m2 B6 @( E+ cimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to; A# j* b7 ^, w. ?7 m
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,6 M6 G* M4 j" e. O1 Z7 k( T- V' m9 n
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love2 ^* D; j S/ Q5 K+ J
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is) Z7 A6 w" Y" i" w! z: W! u
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
" n' R1 s8 a) P% m9 O3 d* S. b oI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for- X" k. P* m/ H+ U9 ^" Z
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,. b+ U6 a E9 @# M) F
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
$ n* f6 Q g9 z# MSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
0 E2 `) B6 j5 T- O0 PI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any" k. _: j3 }) U: n" \- [4 o* B
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even5 h/ t, ]+ B7 B. @" w0 f0 h
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,/ P+ @# {, f' T# W! T
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
3 Y# M+ L$ w" v7 }, i; R- T4 l& CBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.- Y o* `; e( A3 x; `( c% k& e
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock8 r) Q- h }2 ~2 a% V. L
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in% T* r- _, Q" }+ h) d1 B
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
1 y4 h1 L6 R0 mKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
/ @# n, g" z+ W; R$ |say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding. @7 x( E0 I4 R1 ]. {; w, m
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
9 p) K0 S5 A$ n, d q: Mgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
8 T/ O" e8 \ }' d& X4 {2 Ocan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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