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MY NEXT LIFE

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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the0 y9 ?1 U6 Y4 T* m3 K
way right off the bat.& R$ [9 [: _) E5 j  M

# I$ ]# ^6 a4 yThen, you wake up in a nursing home
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0 n- `  y2 m7 G9 B$ a: eWhen you are kicked out of the home$ i( q) w& g; V, b: i+ n( P! E
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.. H+ ?# @$ o1 G

1 B6 t# N0 \3 j4 w1 x  KWhen you start work,
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, e) Q9 W! s- [" H+ ^1 {You work 40 years or
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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! X& Y$ }9 ^+ Z/ OAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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4 H# Q% _+ I9 q. R+ L: XYou go to elementary school, play, and have no( q) q0 u  V' u
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* Y% O" Y: H2 ?5 q( M: h. `In a few years, you become a baby and* @+ t6 U5 \6 d& `' r6 \: [
everyone runs themselves ragged5 s7 a6 o9 x2 Y; K' Z/ A# x, g# h
keeping you happy.& S& a: y& ?3 n7 J
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You spend
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spa-like; m8 J* j: N2 u0 T5 g
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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, i* m! q/ T/ t6 ?% {Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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