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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE3 f2 V# T9 k. y
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the% r  k+ q- x/ |
way right off the bat.; |4 W/ O8 S5 y0 b+ y
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home' ]" w2 S5 B( g& a
feeling better every day.- c6 S3 d: ?# @

% a6 y. d1 ~/ `3 ]# ?" R; O4 XWhen you are kicked out of the home: t# N) ]4 ]) j  G2 U7 ]
for being too healthy, you spend
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When you start work,
, ?  K6 r$ A( V7 E9 |you get a gold watch on your first day.
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# `9 [# r! A, N( n( EYou work 40 years or1 y* D$ W/ a- @( E4 |9 q& L4 j
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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work.
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/ z4 h: Y& g; W3 xSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,7 G( l" d5 I, h9 a8 H# S3 j
and party.) s, }1 i: ]) n- ^" d
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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: {4 X0 v9 a* L+ @0 H* VYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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$ s& [+ P4 H* v$ K! F* ]" J- S! NIn a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.
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You spend
6 m0 X* B4 b6 Jyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,2 J% i8 h& A/ r5 ?. y/ S/ ]
spa-like
" I9 m& J0 N; C% u3 n+ |con ditions: central heating, room service on
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7 s+ f. p% N& S) \( f. s' eUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.( _, |7 W! X- t2 H1 c" w
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I rest
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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