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MY NEXT LIFE2 m. t' h$ i. |/ u8 X' p6 n- T
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I want to live my/ F& e3 Z; H6 C% N/ S
next life backwards!2 w4 M7 Y5 u6 O
. T+ i/ I7 g+ U2 [" yYou start out dead and get that out of the6 p4 L. }2 c! W( x% r+ C
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home' W9 N( f# M+ M* j6 `
feeling better every day.* [" Q" C/ R, _& h
P! c' f$ J, Z* H6 wWhen you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your4 a/ w% M+ a9 q2 B- e6 A0 Q% ^
retirement and collecting benefit checks.0 t, M. E5 [! ]; H, t3 s; b( S- H
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When you start work,# f1 T% v: _, K3 Z; w
you get a gold watch on your first day.; [& x* J3 @ J/ A3 l* c% ~! u' r. I
& C. Z7 B3 ^& ]8 _You work 40 years or! R# S" a' A9 @
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,- E5 [6 X3 h; s/ u0 |
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
( x) |9 m g7 yeveryone runs themselves ragged
/ U/ n1 s) Q" h- G% ~keeping you happy.
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You spend
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spa-like
& P. p" D3 G s7 ~0 e. B" U" Bcon ditions: central heating, room service on+ M/ P3 P0 [8 F( O" W" p6 e% i
tap.
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0 M' W# h+ z# ?$ gUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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