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MY NEXT LIFE

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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE# t/ y: q3 [  e+ V" a( \

. Y) L4 N$ E" E. oI want to live my+ B# L4 O7 i2 m2 l6 e
next life backwards!. Y+ P5 y) Z( `: w2 a

4 Z) S' d* c6 R* B  ]You start out dead and get that out of the
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9 C& |; }4 [  g7 W' {7 s5 aThen, you wake up in a nursing home
" F9 M" J3 ~, ~: ]& S  V8 Yfeeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
* c8 N1 H7 Z/ L3 t8 Eretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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- [& Y8 G" R% A0 T, |When you start work,
' q+ j+ K6 z0 N  U# O7 Q4 [you get a gold watch on your first day.
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8 O( O4 ]* u1 Q, o: A5 vYou work 40 years or+ [9 B3 k% }5 Q' n' ]! I
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
! \; ^8 M- _# V' x0 Cyou're too young to, f6 p8 p, H9 Z7 x0 w
work.% ~4 v% x$ g. c* }" n

* M  i1 x$ S+ l4 c% T0 n2 [So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid) G0 |8 u4 ~" q, M
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no3 l2 b4 Q% X. m; Q( O) z/ x' L/ Q" B
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and% m( I3 R: v, {$ d
everyone runs themselves ragged' g7 S6 @3 |& \/ j- V# Y: `
keeping you happy.3 d1 S& u+ O0 b* A! I* H6 x/ B0 p% _
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You spend9 W2 a8 K! ]2 \3 v3 z6 I/ L! ^
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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( Y6 C! z7 k2 Q" m. rcon ditions: central heating, room service on( O) k4 f1 i4 _' `/ V" t: C
tap.
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( u1 r, }4 N8 ~$ Y# }; BUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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