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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the0 y9 ?1 U6 Y4 T* m3 K
way right off the bat.& R$ [9 [: _) E5 j M
# I$ ]# ^6 a4 yThen, you wake up in a nursing home
' A$ c) O$ C/ H8 pfeeling better every day.
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0 n- ` y2 m7 G9 B$ a: eWhen you are kicked out of the home$ i( q) w& g; V, b: i+ n( P! E
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.. H+ ?# @$ o1 G
1 B6 t# N0 \3 j4 w1 x KWhen you start work,
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, e) Q9 W! s- [" H+ ^1 {You work 40 years or
! V, O" Y0 r* c+ z7 p& F. S; B& mso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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! X& Y$ }9 ^+ Z/ OAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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4 H# Q% _+ I9 q. R+ L: XYou go to elementary school, play, and have no( q) q0 u V' u
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* Y% O" Y: H2 ?5 q( M: h. `In a few years, you become a baby and* @+ t6 U5 \6 d& `' r6 \: [
everyone runs themselves ragged5 s7 a6 o9 x2 Y; K' Z/ A# x, g# h
keeping you happy.& S& a: y& ?3 n7 J
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You spend
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spa-like; m8 J* j: N2 u0 T5 g
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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, i* m! q/ T/ t6 ?% {Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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