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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my2 }! N* k: g( [; ~' }' N" l
next life backwards!6 j% m* Y" e$ e- I# y3 V
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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. s b$ U% W$ j( K9 h4 A" zThen, you wake up in a nursing home- V9 t. Q. |0 j' Z) Z( d/ d5 a
feeling better every day., P6 l' |7 Y$ ]1 }3 w& x/ u# W9 ^$ e' h
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When you are kicked out of the home/ c/ E, c2 n! v
for being too healthy, you spend/ o ^6 l( ^' u/ Z ^* v3 W
several years enjoying your9 ? I Y4 v# ]& ^
retirement and collecting benefit checks.5 \5 D! g) {/ u, Y
5 @; t/ u3 j2 E. n$ d$ Q3 GWhen you start work,5 W q' z& v: R
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or0 m/ f4 t% B5 C6 D
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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work./ {. x' r; I' Y& Y. e! T
3 f& v1 N \0 J; e6 r aSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink, z9 Y7 ~7 `8 ~% J4 Z
and party.
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1 r8 i4 e% N7 X9 K: u5 v' bAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and# a5 ?0 d& d; O) U9 d0 ^
everyone runs themselves ragged
, v2 p9 [4 I. Z4 }, _keeping you happy. r# x+ z! J5 Q: Y. d( y+ K
0 f4 k( _" N" [2 w9 Z2 ?4 `2 ~You spend
: R1 i9 e; J5 Dyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,( I- ]& X/ ?2 s* V& K* u/ K. {
spa-like0 e3 C: `- }+ m# } W- N
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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, i2 s2 w9 a9 IUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest) ^' {) l% X; u- J8 s- k2 d
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