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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE6 ?3 h& _! l  B9 S: F

# Q( c/ \* }3 E: WI want to live my
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4 R  U- L- _+ O1 l, zYou start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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; W9 x; l3 K; ], zWhen you are kicked out of the home8 j, ^5 d/ @5 t. I+ [; B- N
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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+ g0 j: R3 J3 C. U5 d+ u8 lWhen you start work,
; b7 A$ [/ D% p& y$ g5 X( ayou get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
5 c4 [% ?0 a! h4 u' B8 d6 E3 n, Pso, getting younger every day until pretty soon; \3 w5 I3 L  G7 D- @# {% p3 z( P
you're too young to
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# [3 k5 J! Z# N7 ^: D) rSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,+ k  O8 F9 \1 N' Y
and party.
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1 H; q" V  p0 P+ R2 s4 [As you get even younger, you become a kid7 Q3 \2 b% X, y
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) k4 z1 _" K: r8 X, XYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and. _) A$ t$ {# p: E5 u
everyone runs themselves ragged2 N; m: j; p) @+ [, B
keeping you happy.( C" c: K. b& F' v% `5 t5 N! |
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You spend
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spa-like
  _9 P8 l* R# m# V( _7 W/ `con ditions: central heating, room service on$ T8 P6 d1 Q- _8 J. V/ \' [
tap.
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8 W) W& t5 `" Q5 f7 g+ m8 ?- W( j7 s5 r0 jUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.3 X  G- Q1 D+ _7 |3 ]6 J
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I rest
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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