MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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6 _- `: u; ?2 N4 n- f% qI want to live my
next life backwards!

, x2 {' [+ W6 f# b* b! f2 \6 jYou start out dead and get that out of the
5 m" c; [! z/ Oway right off the bat.

7 `; Q8 j* h. O( MThen, you wake up in a nursing home
6 X' G+ b! V& h; C+ |feeling better every day.

" h0 @2 Q' a; s4 X6 R7 ?When you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
6 H# @% c7 y- ~9 f7 g9 D+ }you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
again.

, J5 d2 ]: A, z- b6 sYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.
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! A7 F, ~! f6 H& o4 [. O7 VIn a few years, you become a baby and
$ P1 k/ |& z! }% |5 _1 O1 q( ceveryone runs themselves ragged
7 T7 P; ~0 e0 O( X6 ]keeping you happy.
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You spend
  O+ b& Q# c! e* b  ?& z3 ?% z: Q, j5 _2 l6 }your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!