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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE2 m. t' h$ i. |/ u8 X' p6 n- T
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I want to live my/ F& e3 Z; H6 C% N/ S
next life backwards!2 w4 M7 Y5 u6 O

. T+ i/ I7 g+ U2 [" yYou start out dead and get that out of the6 p4 L. }2 c! W( x% r+ C
way right off the bat.7 ^- s; x# T: Y! y( w" c
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home' W9 N( f# M+ M* j6 `
feeling better every day.* [" Q" C/ R, _& h

  P! c' f$ J, Z* H6 wWhen you are kicked out of the home
* P+ o3 ^- v% D/ F; j; _4 Ufor being too healthy, you spend% S' I6 X* g  A5 _3 m5 K
several years enjoying your4 a/ w% M+ a9 q2 B- e6 A0 Q% ^
retirement and collecting benefit checks.0 t, M. E5 [! ]; H, t3 s; b( S- H
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When you start work,# f1 T% v: _, K3 Z; w
you get a gold watch on your first day.; [& x* J3 @  J/ A3 l* c% ~! u' r. I

& C. Z7 B3 ^& ]8 _You work 40 years or! R# S" a' A9 @
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
1 w) v& S" u/ _1 ?8 }8 ?7 J% F& `you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,- E5 [6 X3 h; s/ u0 |
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
( x) |9 m  g7 yeveryone runs themselves ragged
/ U/ n1 s) Q" h- G% ~keeping you happy.
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You spend
% w5 s0 w3 }" `: }1 `0 W1 Q" c; oyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,$ @3 A+ j2 ?( F) g8 Q
spa-like
& P. p" D3 G  s7 ~0 e. B" U" Bcon ditions: central heating, room service on+ M/ P3 P0 [8 F( O" W" p6 e% i
tap.
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0 M' W# h+ z# ?$ gUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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