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发表于 2005-5-30 07:16 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"
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! z$ b3 @9 t) |# Y/ w7 w" N. v"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."
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"Well done. Who was that?"/ n. L2 a4 G, l0 u# Z! [  x

  y& `, U& ?  e+ L; \( O1 i"My granny."' f) p8 r! S$ Z2 `7 o

  n' _2 {1 N9 [1 y1 G: n) _) x"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."% J; r6 C$ m$ C" P  n1 X( o
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"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-5-30 07:18 | 显示全部楼层
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9 n% f. }3 k/ X$ i9 y+ z7 y3 X) C“这幢房子,”房地产推销商说,“既有优点也有缺点。为了说明我是诚实的,我将告诉你们它的缺点 - 往南面一个街区是一家化工厂,往北面一个街区是一家屠宰场。” 9 T3 [; ^; H0 @5 t

5 E( x" @7 ^8 V: m# V  `“那么它的长处呢?”预备购买房子的人问道。
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! P9 d) f5 F: X7 h“它的好处,”代理商说道,“就是,你总能分清风是从哪边吹过来的。”
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发表于 2005-6-9 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈
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发表于 2005-6-9 15:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2005-6-9 16:00 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2005-6-9 17:06 | 显示全部楼层
挺有意思的!
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发表于 2005-6-9 18:15 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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