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Dear Mr. President: p4 {4 r9 j& ~2 h- ?, R! a/ c
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
) e9 Q- D$ _* E( p, pInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:/ |1 u2 w+ m" e, z. P
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the+ M; A k0 U4 R, m, @. F9 |1 T
following stipulations:
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% y6 g5 j! W3 B- y6 P' o1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -. ]" L& e7 k+ y& I) H+ W" f
Unemployment fixed.4 s; o- I5 P+ I& |9 G
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
6 p; L4 E! U! }Auto Industry fixed.
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
, t; b: o+ ]1 y9 X1 ]: m+ mHousing Crisis fixed./ S0 h$ N1 f. t2 f6 r ?# J. S
) ~# A/ L! N& g- ~ qIt can't get any easier than that!! ~9 a: ^' m& G, _8 H( K v
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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