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写给美国总统：
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Dear Mr. President:
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# i. Q; D' p8 c5 D3 z# }Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.1 W/ t U3 N2 T. \* S Y$ R9 j) w
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
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plan.
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:; J5 [- L" b: n* o: s8 q
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the: ?0 ]" ~/ v, P' M9 s
following stipulations:4 z& H3 ]( ?+ {) U& S6 C! ~6 [
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
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# R1 h% C d+ j; |# i$ ^2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
& ^, P$ a3 J) [9 D7 Z( GAuto Industry fixed.
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4 D5 E; K( j! x- j( l3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
/ p7 t) {$ B9 S' ~, v+ T2 zHousing Crisis fixed.
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It can't get any easier than that!8 l& m) V H' ]( Q: W- W
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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