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写给美国总统：& u4 m3 V' r p8 c/ C, W
7 ?. K9 y/ @' d# ^4 r& J+ v% s6 ]Dear Mr. President:8 h" ]& r7 |3 o
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
* b' I- F' p" ]4 R$ [0 `; O& cInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
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9 b7 Y3 j( D" L5 h s% XYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:$ {( C3 ^, Q5 {
5 L& l5 W$ @! v4 N. X! P& ?$ RThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
6 [: Z& Y+ ~- E m( Jfollowing stipulations:% I+ e# x5 o' n, r) Z. q, ^
1 a' W. B9 p1 I9 |( x6 r$ U3 g1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -) q u" P) f" h, W' ~$ o d
Unemployment fixed.
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" B1 r2 p' t6 }8 O2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-7 b: L- M& y6 ^& f
Auto Industry fixed.1 X2 B4 Y" V& k; Z
5 }9 _( I8 Z" J# h6 i3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
) ] j* @- W/ j3 PHousing Crisis fixed.
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8 E) ^* T9 U7 c0 k" y1 h KIt can't get any easier than that!
* E6 p) n J4 k6 n/ L, t4 ]* ^6 a& FIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their6 o4 A& d* x2 N: ^+ ~% T) K
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