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写给美国总统：
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# F- q0 q5 a" P( {& A2 ?Dear Mr. President:
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy., L. X& ? z( Q$ K1 J
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander `4 N0 L# l1 g. h2 s
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following8 M, r& [: j& c, l6 S! ~
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0 U* c; |/ }/ k PYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:0 W. r$ R1 f4 \9 n
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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]5 `! P: O9 q. |1 GPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
5 O4 Q& \! L2 Afollowing stipulations:
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings - B* Z+ q; Y5 B+ q4 q4 D
Unemployment fixed.
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6 h+ V: B! [4 G& v$ y( P2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
' E- p" ^( k1 c4 E9 U& o5 yAuto Industry fixed.
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-: O0 A/ T- _1 Q- ~9 j2 e# B1 F
Housing Crisis fixed.
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u+ V% ]% y/ ]% `" N! n, tIt can't get any easier than that!: I" ]. O5 J& B6 i9 e A
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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