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7 M) @4 j- `1 z& ^5 r8 r6 k. `Dear Mr. President:
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3 N& A8 w: ]+ vPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
* }$ @7 v6 [# c5 X% U% o' xInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
o; [, H4 K V' r( jthe money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following: |" E" i# a7 k. |4 M3 h( ~
plan.
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$ `2 H! B2 }: eYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.( }" R. C7 `( }0 Z
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the8 v$ u9 m3 K* \% }3 T: k8 J7 `
following stipulations:
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8 f' I! z5 V9 ~' H1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -9 t; \* t5 j/ ?) r8 G' A
Unemployment fixed.
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
9 L6 _% x e; H) w6 f! ^# zAuto Industry fixed.- ?9 J5 g$ C8 N% D3 X. U
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-2 i9 m9 k% u# v
Housing Crisis fixed.
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5 A6 R3 _: I$ @5 fIt can't get any easier than that!
* R* B9 \4 K1 m3 \2 B& E. nIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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