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写给美国总统：
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Dear Mr. President:
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.# E3 _ @8 u. j
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
, X" k$ A" t+ u+ Mthe money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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9 S* c2 z9 `9 p9 S+ ?0 pYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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$ V4 y$ ?, t+ V% V; f3 Q& ^) d: ?There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.. G" Q/ R/ x) N" A
; C/ T3 o8 [0 Q; w; NPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -! m& E) L* X9 w L
Unemployment fixed.8 @- L9 [; R+ A1 L
/ r2 J2 v4 Y0 A0 f, a# J2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered- d6 d: ?( J3 o& y; A
Auto Industry fixed.$ I( {# [+ \" E0 S4 C2 m' N' }7 G* r
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
$ }& m7 A, R& E+ T6 r7 a: THousing Crisis fixed.
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It can't get any easier than that!- V: a* V9 `% ^; @( W" l) Q
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their1 s O7 n: w* P9 S; K. \
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