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Paul and Mary got married But couldn't afford a honeymoon.
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So they go back to Paul's Mom and Dad's house# s- F: k Y* R" |4 ]
For their first night together. - J9 k6 n+ q* @- L
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* }5 H# O/ K' C2 IIn the morning ,Johnny - Paul's little brother -
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As he is going out of the door to go to school - he asks his mom If Paul and Mary are up yet.
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& x; T) B5 q0 }9 p8 a% xShe replies - No.
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Johnny asks - Do you know what I think ?
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His mom replies - I don't want to hear What you think ! Just go to school.' y$ R) y3 H; ^, k
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom -
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She replies - No.
5 t' y( C, h$ u& s) ~Johnny says - Do you know what I think ? ) W8 Z1 z7 F5 g9 P; B' p5 T
His mom replies - Never mind what you think ! Eat your lunch and go back to school ..; u5 L- Q2 Z L h" m
After school - Johnny comes home and asks again -, t2 W3 U" i" x% S) g1 Q3 r
Are Paul and Mary up yet ?7 D; |- Q0 J" Z+ A; c! W2 f7 Q+ ?
His mom says - No. " P0 y2 f% e0 k P
He asks - Do you know what I think ? 2 V$ C e! F+ m
His mom replies - Ok - now tell me what you think8 r9 w+ d6 z# j& K! F. p8 W
He says - Last night Paul came to my room for the Vaseline and I think..I gave him my super glue. |
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