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Paul and Mary got married But couldn't afford a honeymoon. 2 |% |. Z/ E+ {: W1 E; x
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So they go back to Paul's Mom and Dad's house! a+ E% u- d1 ?& @" F5 A
For their first night together. % N% p. h) j) c3 k0 d
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In the morning ,Johnny - Paul's little brother -
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As he is going out of the door to go to school - he asks his mom If Paul and Mary are up yet.
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She replies - No. " ]- I- P3 K% W0 H
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Johnny asks - Do you know what I think ?
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His mom replies - I don't want to hear What you think ! Just go to school.. a( T, Z' [0 u+ D! R
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom -( G) h' {) b1 p5 {
Are Paul and Mary up yet ?
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Johnny says - Do you know what I think ? 8 {* h$ o/ t# ?
His mom replies - Never mind what you think ! Eat your lunch and go back to school ..
v; d! ^& S6 b' R h. FAfter school - Johnny comes home and asks again -
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His mom says - No. : {0 p6 v) |+ R- N: b/ C* k7 j
He asks - Do you know what I think ? / L1 T" s; t6 t8 y- q
His mom replies - Ok - now tell me what you think
! K3 R" a1 q# g+ z6 bHe says - Last night Paul came to my room for the Vaseline and I think..I gave him my super glue. |
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