A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.

" I* m2 b% b3 a+ f( w/ |His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
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( D) E5 A: E3 D% zDear Vincent,
! C% c  A4 }' c6 G& E4 c& D  i0 {I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
# Q  N- E, M, c# vLove,
Papa
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A few days later he received a letter from his son:

( B" P$ g5 W- ]Dear Pop,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
Love,
Vinnie

9 `9 a: j. Q3 pAt 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
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That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

& W0 k2 x: ?6 c7 F7 i$ ^; hDear Pop,
- Y+ P+ H3 P4 G3 WGo ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
  F: V$ t% X" I* A. o/ J6 Y: _Love you,
$ O- w; O) y1 i0 M/ R# v. ]Vinnie

雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了