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发表于 2009-11-15 16:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.4 W1 ]8 I3 N& ^

" f9 m/ r! E0 P2 G+ m& D( AHis only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:% B6 D6 w/ ^5 h8 r  E6 }; P

) t% s  A+ ]& q. \# NDear Vincent,
: T- j: h& H) D8 r7 G" l/ OI am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days./ e# u  j  W; d9 N, M
Love,
: J5 k0 |2 p) d+ t- YPapa: |0 u, y7 Z% `+ \) T

+ }' j6 S( ]2 y7 R" ~  r  {A few days later he received a letter from his son:
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1 v+ j$ h9 D6 f  A4 YDear Pop,7 ~+ Q5 D# F6 S# p1 M! u4 J
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
7 w5 k0 f! X" }9 iLove,
/ f7 ?) c5 [  ~" IVinnie
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At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
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0 d* i7 L5 [* r5 g6 lThat same day the old man received another letter from his son.$ n5 G" @) T6 W) W: ]6 x$ O

. T7 B5 E9 y) D- b$ O) f3 r. M1 oDear Pop,
0 H6 {& u( ^) U) _, d" d+ K2 T6 Y2 |Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
- A3 F7 L6 Q+ s  u& @& C9 R: E7 M" HLove you,
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发表于 2009-11-15 18:00 | 显示全部楼层
竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。
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发表于 2009-11-16 12:26 | 显示全部楼层
这儿子太聪明了,但是,往往聪明反被聪明误。
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发表于 2009-11-16 18:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
记得以前有个笑话,两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里,结果FBI把活都干了
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