A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.

' Y8 ?! I: r( S' I0 @& F4 oHis only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

3 o* c" J6 j' fDear Vincent,
2 }$ o7 V; @" zI am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love,
Papa
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A few days later he received a letter from his son:
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9 a8 x) W5 a* S4 aDear Pop,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
Love,
Vinnie
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At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
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% `  F1 I3 z- R' _9 s* NThat same day the old man received another letter from his son.

, q' I' N9 V0 ?& K! q& Z9 F1 EDear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
6 G2 l8 u$ _! F7 v- TLove you,
7 U: \. d0 o7 U3 Z) x3 WVinnie

雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了