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# }* F/ M! ]. n) t, }2 jA little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
+ U2 s' B8 i9 D. P' W( }3 Sanyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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/ ~+ H) c+ p UThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.5 `) Z0 g1 x4 [/ J
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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# v# ~& O4 _) y& \& t" W" xAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
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+ s! T' s. a+ C% m3 t0 T0 b0 enine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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6 h! r! T/ C, Y0 h/ e+ R .... Scroll down !
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& {' }& u* C9 X5 r: ?7 g r' q& S$ r, O/ ZYou'll love this ! ) Z* o7 H a# l( M! g1 m6 y* i& \
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'You have Male!'
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