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Dady, How was I born?

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鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:22 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Wanna share a joke with you guys:$ H$ g  t+ H0 e1 E
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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) H$ w  f! _. S! _# ]The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
+ P3 T. ^3 M/ ?* l2 [anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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$ l+ H! E+ z0 f+ o6 y+ G% K" \! r8 qThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.! U. R; ^1 a, l
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download6 x1 h+ }1 E" @9 M4 |
from my hard drive.
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/ _; z, q6 S/ gAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
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7 \6 p" J! b  v/ q# z' O- {# znine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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'You have Male!'
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鲜花(8) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈,这个教育好
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发表于 2009-11-25 15:31 | 显示全部楼层
I reread it,still so funny
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发表于 2009-11-25 23:01 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
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发表于 2009-11-27 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2009-11-29 23:55 | 显示全部楼层
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what do you mean?
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-9 16:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
I reread it,still so funny
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8 a+ b. |% o# Q5 u: f+ T6 \* j Wish we all have fun everyday.
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发表于 2009-12-9 21:53 | 显示全部楼层
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-10 04:45 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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