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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"' d* ]0 p$ s( c8 ~
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- T# p3 q+ y* A! |( IThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
+ ]6 Q0 [- d9 m: O+ s9 Zanyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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! H& o, _2 S, E1 Z a0 `9 J: ?# fThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
9 ^* N/ j+ A: B6 a3 nWe sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download! Y: R ?; |0 g+ f/ y5 w
from my hard drive.
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
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nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:% R! d* m8 K% i" T
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.... Scroll down !
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, N$ w7 Y4 ~, u. QYou'll love this !
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'You have Male!' + X6 V- _; V% Y) C) s
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