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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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) H$ w f! _. S! _# ]The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
+ P3 T. ^3 M/ ?* l2 [anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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$ l+ H! E+ z0 f+ o6 y+ G% K" \! r8 qThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.! U. R; ^1 a, l
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download6 x1 h+ }1 E" @9 M4 |
from my hard drive.
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/ _; z, q6 S/ gAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
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7 \6 p" J! b v/ q# z' O- {# znine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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.... Scroll down ! : d" O! b4 S* X3 ~2 m* u$ s- G
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'You have Male!'
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