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Dady, How was I born?

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鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:22 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"5 C* P4 ]0 @: ?+ A1 B- l- f. ]
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& }& A9 t4 R- M" ?The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
9 I& Q; a0 K& p9 A9 }1 x8 q) C- A6 Wanyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.5 o) Y. n- J/ j- V9 |

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( L; ]) ~. h( j9 |8 xThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.6 t$ r+ r( B9 ]. \
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
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nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:6 y* S% F3 ]: Y, V: C& Y% Y$ W
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鲜花(8) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈,这个教育好
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发表于 2009-11-25 15:31 | 显示全部楼层
I reread it,still so funny
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发表于 2009-11-25 23:01 | 显示全部楼层
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
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发表于 2009-11-27 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2009-11-29 23:55 | 显示全部楼层
4# lastman
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6 h: C' p$ Q; S/ a* t8 Q- ywhat do you mean?
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-9 16:38 | 显示全部楼层
I reread it,still so funny+ I0 C% q! l6 S3 x4 ?
有影无踪 发表于 2009-11-25 15:31

- e9 c4 S6 U4 y& L; d8 S Wish we all have fun everyday.
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发表于 2009-12-9 21:53 | 显示全部楼层
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-10 04:45 | 显示全部楼层
4# lastman
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