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Dady, How was I born?

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发表于 2009-11-25 14:22 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Wanna share a joke with you guys:( @2 f9 P( \4 o1 B$ ?

9 a! a. Z7 F& }5 @A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"! O6 @8 ^1 Q' L  ?1 `

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% g& O$ Y1 X: H/ X! G- V3 r. wThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
4 J+ l- I" C2 M5 [/ l# w# Canyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
+ L4 C% }% e& s5 ]7 hWe sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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  S9 y: Z$ |* _3 J2 B% L: b3 zAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us! l! s$ e4 `' a5 c5 R
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
/ N9 {; B2 Q. Q' F- hnine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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鲜花(8) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈,这个教育好
鲜花(117) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 15:31 | 显示全部楼层
I reread it,still so funny
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发表于 2009-11-25 23:01 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
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发表于 2009-11-27 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2009-11-29 23:55 | 显示全部楼层
4# lastman
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1 J5 }1 y' }2 l4 O) w4 t9 H2 rwhat do you mean?
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-9 16:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
I reread it,still so funny2 k' z6 x- h/ {( x
有影无踪 发表于 2009-11-25 15:31

8 X- Y$ S; o+ c Wish we all have fun everyday.
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发表于 2009-12-9 21:53 | 显示全部楼层
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.+ ~# c; I7 V  W. d3 k( K! e
lastman 发表于 2009-11-25 23:01
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-10 04:45 | 显示全部楼层
4# lastman
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