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m8 d6 a% w, R5 M2 s) x& R2 z! FA little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"; O7 z. r/ D% B: S# `
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% k4 i, ?: Y+ G VThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out6 d* F$ w5 S& _1 Y4 b/ J+ q
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.9 E& w' i: i) g) G+ q
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.! V/ a# b" S2 Q$ ?: V% f: G+ A
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
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) l* H' }" |4 h8 B i6 @ .... Scroll down !
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You'll love this !
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'You have Male!'
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