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A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this." 4 W- ]4 w7 G3 i+ ?5 [$ n
+ q8 D! K, s/ e2 n" P0 z- X% V"What's the problem?" the doctor inquired. 2 s" p0 ^- x2 D# V8 H
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"Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away."
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"My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an attractive person. But say it with real conviction. Within a week you'll have women buzzing all around you." ( J: \$ X% n. J+ a3 g
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The man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a bit excited. Three weeks later he returned with the same downtrodden expression on his face. "Did my advice not work?" asked the doctor. % _' ~" f+ |. L
3 R7 ?) }3 u8 N. p0 W3 K4 b, k5 n"It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women." c7 J" {; k% V( [
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"So, what's your problem?"
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"I don't have a problem," the man replied. "My wife does." |
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发表于 2009-11-30 14:04
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