Problem

l8eac

A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this."

( B" A. P( m  ["What's the problem?" the doctor inquired.
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: p5 v+ W. n( z; q# L  Q2 j: t4 Y% ["Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away."

7 F- c0 t. R$ W% v- {"My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an attractive person. But say it with real conviction. Within a week you'll have women buzzing all around you."
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# ^: n) K: i, E* R( EThe man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a bit excited. Three weeks later he returned with the same downtrodden expression on his face. "Did my advice not work?" asked the doctor.
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) w, D" t6 [" T" w+ h3 z: T* |# O"It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women."
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"So, what's your problem?"
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"I don't have a problem," the man replied. "My wife does."

lastman

what a fat lier this guy is