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Tiger s Holiday Poem
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
3 d" e A |0 M5 bTiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.* o9 \; B; U* G2 i" h* o
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
8 [/ y8 V+ Y% Q$ E# b$ {6 q' FCause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.: T+ B4 ?7 X! R, s3 ~" ] ]
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.7 o8 S' U$ d3 r, l
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.' X# u$ @! k/ O' j4 T
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori," m% ?1 P3 }2 i$ v1 H- T" H/ Q5 h
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
, x+ i2 V- L3 fFrom the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,9 s4 d" `: J" S( F) x2 ]1 x: }0 f
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
( r# S, }- i9 rWith hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,; U' w' ~( v5 C' ?, B" j* `
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
: k" @3 }$ c3 d: eDespite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
- \& {( @% s4 c1 ~7 M" J, S9 \# nTiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .4 S0 r! j! C" D) F7 }" V
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
& b5 I- X- U5 j- x( S"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
9 c* p+ n: B9 ^ A+ Z7 ^She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,4 ^) l+ T+ A! p6 t. v
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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发表于 2009-12-3 15:38
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