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Tiger s Holiday Poem7 H( z3 o" c8 T5 `+ {/ d
- M7 K* r ~" WTwas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house" Z6 h2 t, P+ `, J
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
4 H; P7 ~% R! C) c& O9 h) N6 k8 B6 EShe wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
4 v, u+ X( o, w: F; {* o( G. h: eCause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
2 S$ b* O$ G" Y1 ^: jHe’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed., [; V9 h+ E) Q5 O0 O
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
* X0 W, M7 y' x3 CHe’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
, d! I( ]7 H' o5 l4 ]1 WWith Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
Q! F% B. j* O- W' p2 k! BFrom the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
% `$ {/ z/ m0 K! RTiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.: d* |2 V" K4 R" D
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
% Y# A- r, `3 s* _" pWhen not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
5 k# M9 ]/ A! j6 z1 XDespite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
) x5 T9 B$ Y6 L7 n. j2 r" aTiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .* r6 n8 h& S# J$ w, a
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
2 e1 G% v4 d0 H" K0 B"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."* E* U7 @+ f7 Y0 g) D# x; M* c. u
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
8 Q/ S0 j' j9 {' P$ f% n& o tHer prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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