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Tiger s Holiday Poem3 E; ~- q7 I* B. n0 X! n( E, y
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house4 |2 L+ L! V( ]1 S3 w9 M5 R
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
% O) v3 N0 i. l9 P" u& SShe wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,% r p4 @5 s- s: M4 `; N
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
/ X7 |+ Y+ P& W- l9 Y& jHe’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
. a: X' A8 d1 r4 Q4 k+ eWoman after woman stepped up and confessed.
, C7 [3 _- q, D1 v9 UHe’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
, r' J9 V- C2 XWith Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.# Y" n& b3 t1 k( h
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
! z' t, \8 ]2 ?: T; x" X% z+ R) p5 v& }Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.% B7 ?% R- b. y+ r, ?
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
; C. j& }3 Y7 z$ ]+ oWhen not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.0 @, C( Q' e6 u' Y6 ]- W9 H
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
) w0 ^3 M6 C% X) ^4 E; P& j" ~: o' ^Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
9 _$ @3 h3 Z! X: t9 [/ pAnd I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
4 q& {9 D0 r& g+ c0 m8 z" P"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
- G8 A6 y7 \! C3 e- Q/ o6 K( S6 sShe’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,- f8 s2 U3 e$ d/ S3 A6 C
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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