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Husband of the year
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. J, v4 D8 b! w7 m7 i# |The honorable
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% Y" ]) v0 G$ aThe United Kingdom
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followed closely by... ) W( O6 T- ~8 v- P" z: R
* ~+ s9 h6 R( U9 Q# N; cThe United States of America 8 ~6 a! t) }5 K! Y- d, N9 v7 l
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and then...
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but 3rd Place must go to...
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1 E9 M# I& K" S1 f. _! dit was very very close but the runner up prize
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3 I4 ?! O; d% q, c' gwas awarded to.... # b; l2 E# c7 x
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but the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is.
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3 d; l6 Z; `( Q$ vIreland.Ya gotta love the Irish.
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- y( R& B$ ~$ i2 A8 JThe Irish are true romantics.look, he's even ! Y. i0 y: f! {! G: b9 ?/ t! Q
holding her hand....
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Woman has Man in it;
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Female has Male in it;
& x. r7 J, O" ]# L8 oShe has He in it;
* ]. o4 c4 l! s! T" h& X- |& J$ V4 \Madam has Adam in it;
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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: @6 Q( i4 U- ]I never looked at it this way before: 1 V: }9 b% o9 c; u
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with
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% m ?$ D! N& k' [3 K5 ]MENtal illness: D3 D- e: K) a( J8 m; V8 U, B
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7 E5 L, R9 A, P1 i1 h1 }6 E. K0 r xWhen we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy.
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