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Husband of the year0 K V3 k+ E3 U" p' K( C5 B
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$ t& x! g- m) r4 J: P! }9 EThe honorable
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The United Kingdom , U! [8 ?. A9 [" A% C
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followed closely by...
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- a3 w4 Z- H1 i* O' H2 v# q: w; TThe United States of America
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: i8 x6 z0 A/ zand then... 3 a2 W- ]/ y# x; M0 a
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but 3rd Place must go to...
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Greece 7 [) x A* A+ ?3 M- o0 }+ f
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" }) u' a j9 \$ wit was very very close but the runner up prize
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4 P! S' c2 Q& ^9 Rwas awarded to.... $ b: D, T3 d* @: |1 m6 [
Serbia. Q( @" l0 L; ~+ x5 x/ n, Y
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) G+ n. n6 _2 g. I/ ~0 X6 Zbut the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is.
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" } b; _1 ^8 T2 r- YIreland.Ya gotta love the Irish.
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The Irish are true romantics.look, he's even
+ k* T" n# L/ J/ q8 nholding her hand....
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Woman has Man in it;
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4 i; `( I: N% e7 L2 B2 XFemale has Male in it; % F* m* z. {+ f8 F# _
She has He in it; & l x6 A m" u; g8 S1 s! R8 J2 ]
Madam has Adam in it; , |% S9 y" a6 {: F. O3 i5 A# l" v
, J d7 m$ o' w% `Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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I never looked at it this way before:
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with
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MEN?
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# H% C! a: r5 H# hMENtal illness, B& H3 o8 c1 [8 H
7 P3 a( a0 Q) g" @4 H& `9 BMENstrual cramps
3 Q4 T- Q7 f2 s4 B8 f- T* y/ zMENtal breakdown
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. a) j5 g' M2 Y8 s+ U6 {; nMENopause
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy. 1 _0 F9 J8 l( w. i5 Q
3 h% u' a$ {, v' TRemember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You
. Z2 K& }6 x# N" i+ E1 uGrow Old, You Grow Old Because You Stop Laughing |
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