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The honorable
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- V7 a7 {1 f" P% zThe United Kingdom : R" \* o" T- r3 g! v
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followed closely by... 3 a1 t% u4 y3 X* `' c
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The United States of America ! R& c9 V! x% M: X

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and then... . g4 a$ E- U6 v2 C' ?( X/ [2 n: p
Poland! l) O9 X6 {, ]4 {1 F

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but 3rd Place must go to...
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, P3 s9 D/ A& z# ?7 |" X! E+ @/ XGreece + a! P8 u6 ~3 ^. U$ c, N* ~
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it was very very close but the runner up prize
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was awarded to....
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6 a, S0 d6 e& W8 I. X/ s5 Rbut the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is. & J/ p% f1 V5 q G6 d4 y
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Ireland.Ya gotta love the Irish.
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The Irish are true romantics.look, he's even
/ {3 r6 K4 f% m% ]/ Q" \holding her hand....
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Woman has Man in it; 5 h) g& u/ O! \& h/ r' K
Mrs. has Mr. in it; 5 C3 b5 A6 _6 Y X
Female has Male in it;
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% J" W4 N: P# }5 ^( h' H RMadam has Adam in it; 5 C* U- q U- R
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now... 0 _% Y, g' Y9 M+ M) j* X+ B
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with
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MEN? 8 I( X% t" H' O- m
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3 ]" g/ N/ x8 m, m- kMENopause 7 ~1 F- H D* e2 h5 @+ I8 S
GUYnecologist
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0 t. j- g7 t1 {0 Q @: cWhen we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy.
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' r1 X& S+ |+ {! C5 H, s6 M% D1 G; \Remember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You
! |* c% w& L! s* T9 g/ r. pGrow Old, You Grow Old Because You Stop Laughing |
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