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Husband of the year2 t8 q+ n: g7 l$ }" P: V# ]
awards
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The honorable
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3 ^" z) r N' w, R; T- U6 HThe United Kingdom
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1 X" ]0 a5 Q6 w* K! K2 l7 {followed closely by...
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$ v! c8 x9 W+ d) |7 cThe United States of America
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and then... * r$ y# d1 h- D$ w1 v
Poland8 ~4 m: q g( g$ m, ?

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but 3rd Place must go to..." L7 H' x. G' Y& B: x7 B3 O; z
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Greece - V& Q+ X( p$ X6 t4 O# z+ i
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it was very very close but the runner up prize ' U- K% G T% O/ D! O: J+ ^/ y
/ f+ J5 C) M. ]; F: p9 Fwas awarded to....
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but the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is.
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% g2 C8 R7 [7 _+ D) z5 b8 o; k7 IIreland.Ya gotta love the Irish.
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8 z% M9 O" h" j: s' g0 U+ }9 NThe Irish are true romantics.look, he's even
: {8 h' D; w# `5 g) a, v9 cholding her hand....
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0 n& ~6 t) i$ i0 K. s; [1 x: ^+ kWoman has Man in it;
$ k! ^/ m$ y3 v" aMrs. has Mr. in it;
. v8 D# k2 k4 n) ?Female has Male in it;
4 i: |: T7 s7 k+ `" z" NShe has He in it; 8 C2 }3 n, I0 `: R) {4 w
Madam has Adam in it; + {6 }3 Q: T, |) w+ X, y( A! Q
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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6 Y+ b) _+ |8 y- n3 m0 B1 ^* pI never looked at it this way before: # [8 s: C9 _- W# E
3 I( ]# O* J! [7 p9 `Ever notice how all of women's problems start with9 m& c. ~3 \2 c7 k* d" K; W9 u) U
8 B6 P, Q( R+ o5 q+ {) g MEN?
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. x8 ^; ?0 x7 p( J4 VMENtal illness
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/ _. N; u7 r, _) r2 D8 u* D. t+ eMENstrual cramps % p6 X5 x! H7 i# H- E1 T+ ?
MENtal breakdown
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GUYnecologist / K* [: q, ^* O" }; [; {
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AND
7 x1 i+ l7 n2 z( ~/ yWhen we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy.
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+ E' d; N5 Q7 L3 `* r1 k5 ?Remember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You+ r! j7 ^0 T. q8 K; O
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