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Husband of the year
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mention goes to:
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6 S' x1 j' O5 T" a, `$ o/ t; hThe United Kingdom 7 Q! o4 ^3 N" O! E3 m% c
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: q9 n9 O; ^: D9 `1 L2 nfollowed closely by...
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Q1 e" p" ~/ |- k1 P' r; QThe United States of America
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, B0 k! e9 h4 oPoland
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, |9 a5 L+ ^* ~7 B% c8 Hbut 3rd Place must go to...8 {/ l) _) z; i# Y
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Greece
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6 O. ` T; I0 D. a0 d0 Oit was very very close but the runner up prize
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was awarded to.... * k0 o* |2 l! i2 ?
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but the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is. ' E) k8 D& }3 R2 V7 v1 c8 ?+ K1 a
/ X U1 i) I; {8 {- O) m" PIreland.Ya gotta love the Irish.0 Z$ u. P" I( W* l
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The Irish are true romantics.look, he's even m8 T/ @* F! f# G
holding her hand....) F5 B( P8 C! r" s& J) p6 a. c
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* S) \7 x# \/ a0 _( X4 D; PWoman has Man in it;
) I* p3 v6 c& N& M" [Mrs. has Mr. in it;
+ L1 L" M2 m, o- rFemale has Male in it; 6 J( J. ~! S: Y, E& ] C
She has He in it;
3 h6 g& t q, x* }2 VMadam has Adam in it; A F3 w9 O7 t( @4 U
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now... $ L5 ^% n M4 ^/ R+ R; x- p! H
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with
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MENtal illness
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7 R; x! w7 P6 u+ ^4 eMENstrual cramps
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy.
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Remember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You
8 K. p( G5 q, C8 m0 j9 B, w8 YGrow Old, You Grow Old Because You Stop Laughing |
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