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awards
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The honorable
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/ }+ g, i+ K8 l( Z' T$ R& O* cThe United Kingdom
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followed closely by... 6 @7 z9 K6 g3 C* k" B% A
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The United States of America 3 o: i3 ~. k: Y* m8 Q( y, v! t

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and then...
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but 3rd Place must go to...
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% s, W. Y% m) K3 x* zGreece 7 r' g7 I. c: L
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it was very very close but the runner up prize
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, G4 W% Y% `, ywas awarded to.... x, {- j0 }; n
Serbia5 |" t2 H% y! ~" R' e7 U
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but the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is.
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Ireland.Ya gotta love the Irish.& z) V( m9 y0 L3 W
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' h7 V2 J% o7 I# u0 ^, Lholding her hand....
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Woman has Man in it;
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Female has Male in it; ; J4 j4 T; k. u$ q7 U% k2 Y
She has He in it;
2 y# t: v0 x) _8 g7 E OMadam has Adam in it;
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$ I. c- {/ ]" M2 vOkay, Okay, it all makes sense now... : q; M+ |/ b& Y c: z/ h: R; E, k& u
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I never looked at it this way before:
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with
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MENstrual cramps
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MENopause
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy.
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Remember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You
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