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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. ( M v$ [, O& E8 F9 [# g5 W! l
% |0 ^/ n6 l" _6 V"Mary... Mary...."
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"Is that you Fred?" & g/ a/ [. V' f: ]2 r; n& @4 G
5 }% B4 z2 j# E6 k/ s& e- m1 t"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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"What is it like?"
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9 N8 p1 H2 _0 K5 P: x1 o: U+ Q"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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