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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. 5 P. Q& l& N$ J' e; b8 b2 X
8 A" ~3 Y4 ^5 G. n"Mary... Mary...." ' l% E5 v' y. R+ ^
" m( |! ?; H- k. z1 Z"Is that you Fred?"
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3 {$ P+ ]+ Q- z* A( `1 A: p"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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# E2 D' u) Y6 v' I/ a"What is it like?"
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2 B1 v! n2 }- q/ L$ p0 R/ t"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." % J+ ?: V8 {! j3 V' R6 _) `
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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