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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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"Mary... Mary...."
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"Is that you Fred?"
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- h0 u: F( K+ ~/ L2 h; \"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." ! p0 h2 Q: o' v( M) E' y. m
. F8 z* k1 a; v; A"What is it like?" + K: K* G8 }; y3 v" T2 p
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " + O( t7 ~" L8 v% d0 I1 u
& O& y' X& F( L Z* f2 r6 f"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." ) J7 B* V8 R+ t) j$ {* @
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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