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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. 5 z! a, H) v! H1 Y; }9 ?
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"Mary... Mary...."
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"Is that you Fred?" 0 @8 P0 Q8 ^" |# j
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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"What is it like?"
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; G% a+ X8 ^% M' ?' D% f- v$ m% m"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " 5 G, Q+ Q/ I$ s# j' L- Z+ R# K
( A% W4 B: r1 H# p7 F7 N$ R* Q" N"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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