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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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% l/ C9 ?6 m+ N% b: O"Mary... Mary...."
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"Is that you Fred?" 8 B2 H/ Q) A5 O* \
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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9 `4 U4 e7 N$ ?- B; S"What is it like?"
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8 H0 u- A5 {8 a. X% H) S"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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