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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. 9 X0 r, u; d- f1 X9 M. ~9 M/ j
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"Mary... Mary...." ; _4 L# Y: j, a: ~; Z; x
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"Is that you Fred?"
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." 3 U1 @, B H; H% X7 ~' k
; n! n) D; O' s' l4 \6 v/ v; F! x"What is it like?"
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/ Z4 B6 C$ z' b' d. z- d: q"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " ) r5 k [' s" G
4 F& E, Q4 J" p3 o% U" Q"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." ( T2 Y5 u+ [0 `) @& X
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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