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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. ! c: A1 V3 v$ f F# ~8 ?$ R
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"Mary... Mary...." 7 J& L8 v/ A `- q. R! j
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"Is that you Fred?" % h2 f) }* ^: v
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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7 y5 m8 `% k, u"What is it like?" ) Z& [& x5 }. B: @6 Z7 x. P
\2 L0 O( m: V" _ I1 L"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " * b$ X8 p6 T2 D' x# \$ c# c% W
1 J6 x/ Y6 w' m7 _"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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