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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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0 A6 U6 J6 p/ T! ^! C, W1 [) H1 h: T"Mary... Mary...."
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"Is that you Fred?" 2 V3 R% M: `4 j
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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# a% {3 g( n$ h"What is it like?"
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0 {$ e2 y; H W ]9 N"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." o8 I% _( j2 N% x7 s+ _; c8 D
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