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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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"Mary... Mary...." 1 w0 w9 {- d) m
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"Is that you Fred?"
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." * ?! \* o( T+ e4 G/ A
& m2 H' I" p' {+ K! X7 g5 g"What is it like?" 1 Z( O. |- r& i! J
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " : t& N3 V& W) v6 [, T. A+ g% M
3 K! t# W9 d: ~! y' ~% Z"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." 1 K: E: P0 L# L z/ E
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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