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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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4 o! a; V y4 B- `+ B"Mary... Mary...." $ ?' _% I& q% N2 R! ^
9 s2 ]; h5 s: I"Is that you Fred?"
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." ) n! y5 e6 v2 t1 @5 e
; }- J8 c2 X X f2 a+ R1 j& D5 z& A& b"What is it like?"
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* m- f; u2 D3 r! C, M6 b1 O"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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