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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. 5 K& _5 v8 _) o6 J( Q7 L( q
Here are some examples:
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2 c. B0 A5 j1 }8 S# r$ TFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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8 O) Y* w, a, q) {' {* ~TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.& F" q0 W5 B( m+ Q& {' i& x0 K' |
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.) T* u( G- M$ p
* f, i& F h# U$ S H: ZHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.4 p+ \: r# c# ~) S& e( c1 N
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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