Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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$ S7 x. M; P' e& T4 p/ HFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
" W8 a& Z+ Z3 B( G9 bPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

& J- s* ^5 [- W. w# }& {; ZThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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: Z$ c5 w, y; [  aTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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  X' q6 M# @( d, O8 ^  ]HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
WEB PAGES:
. T4 W1 Y8 x$ I5 q% D9 }Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
* I. K3 Z( t4 b/ o1 QTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
" T+ ~8 l; }) _% L/ p& uHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
" O5 a, s* f" n* x" ?$ vTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

# p* y( z; E7 r0 e$ w0 e: ?  S( NYou are welcome.