Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
! G3 f! e- j+ i5 ]6 n! o9 b: XHere are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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4 ]1 W5 e4 h& X! w. T# w9 q! S0 ]HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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+ ^3 C! ~- S4 P% H( ]$ B: S7 v8 xSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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: p+ t3 Y1 i: o+ z# eFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
$ ]8 Z& r' z0 O* G2 `THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

0 M$ N9 c" m8 LYou are welcome.