Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
/ ]2 \+ x, M) W% fPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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, d6 d) h6 \( e0 bTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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  Z2 `0 M5 u5 r# X+ aSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
+ J0 X7 ?/ E& I+ ^6 a, a( k: GTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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; q8 Y3 S4 ?: I9 v* t+ B5 fEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
* Q; t8 G3 \$ n) F# C- p6 ~HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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& m# [( j/ O0 k8 A! Z: ATHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
" ^& S2 l5 D3 `9 X, ~; O& J7 U% w雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

2 }$ F' v% ~9 x- H1 B- ]* _# vYou are welcome.