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At the end of a tiny deserted bar sits a huge Indian.) j9 _( Y) s4 `# Y. w) y" o2 M
& _3 A% X2 c# P4 V4 ]He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed,6 H% U' R% f9 T- U" s6 D8 q6 z2 L8 U
$ O5 c) N9 O/ E+ d9 e+ E6 ?4 S2 Jand obviously gay man walks in and sits down beside him.
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7 W! W$ l4 ?( a$ @% S x# gAfter three or four beers the gay fellow finally plucks up the
! ~; J% B2 P" l3 I! r8 ucourage to say something to the big Indian.
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5 H! Z/ @! U: n2 L1 ?: r' ZLeaning over towards him, he whispers, 'Do you want a blow job?'
% U& d( D3 b, ]' A) ]At this the massive Indian leaps up with fire in his eyes and
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He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him; x- Z7 q/ t- ]1 e2 Y! M
bruised and battered in the parking lot and returns to his seat.5 a. b' I$ b/ }/ w* i, K
/ V8 h3 U) b- p5 O/ p9 E9 QAmazed, the bartender quickly brings over another beer to the big Indian.4 e# I% r# g% U" A
/ |& L x# `* `'I've never seen you react like that,' he says. 'Just what did he. y2 f7 q* k% C2 M6 r: U' U$ D
say to you?'
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$ @* c. X) P3 ^'I don't know,' the big Indian replied. 'Something about a job.' |
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