Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward

* d$ ], C9 F* }$ z- Q! T! ~A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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. P' R3 u1 X) g$ S0 {' H' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'

'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
& g" j1 j& ]  k8 q" h# x'It's not polite.'

'OK',  the little girl says,
* ]6 @9 @. n7 {  k* Z: F'How much do you  weigh?'
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* I/ E' ]/ Z$ m( B8 A4 V7 V'Now really,' the mother says,  
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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+ X3 B! C( W* [1 ]9 Y! n, q; iUndaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'

'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'

1 Z+ n3 t5 j9 P, IThe exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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'Well,' says the friend,
'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
# p) C" B2 p6 ~( Y9 }It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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6 _+ M, n* D" j. YLater that night the little girl  says to her mother,
# j  C8 ^& G4 N0 X3 n: @; e'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'
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The mother is surprised and  asks,
9 @  ^, t% l. L' Z4 k3 z'How did you find that out?
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'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  

! O6 c# i- H- oThe mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
: l2 z# H7 m- }4 Q. A. z'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
9 u" W. F) L* f) y( E6 [9 B* x'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'

'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'
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5 d. o) s& Y2 `5 h'Because you  got an F in sex.'
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3 ^( Y- @" x6 k) {1 a2 F+ X2 {If you  see someone without a smile today
give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller