Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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( M- N' `+ E' W. lDriver's License - too  cute not to forward
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, ~7 X- p5 z0 n" Q9 B! _7 y( iA mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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6 j  ~0 @  q3 ^8 l8 h' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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6 ~( f0 Z9 k: I# ['Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
% y0 ^+ [; N, _+ d; r. ]& ['It's not polite.'

'OK',  the little girl says,
# G+ c5 y) w  j'How much do you  weigh?'
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1 p& I0 v7 o7 q. O'Now really,' the mother says,  
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'

1 \3 H& j8 b, E. C- \5 h6 z% AThe exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.

' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  

'Well,' says the friend,
'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
, ?" R; X) X9 S  i4 j' JIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
  q* O, g" A" P'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'

The mother is surprised and  asks,
'How did you find that out?
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9 A5 G) J8 K0 W& _9 R'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  

; Y$ Y/ X, h" n/ y/ E, bThe mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
6 N' P1 t) H2 B+ _, T& m'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'

'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'

; k9 F4 @3 j. l'Because you  got an F in sex.'
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If you  see someone without a smile today
9 R( }) P- e& mgive them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

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