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Driver's License - too cute not to forward' d- ]5 g6 g+ _: [% Y
4 X K4 G4 d6 n# JA mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date. 0 W! [5 g! C9 @0 K$ {
/ w, I3 T) H7 v* D$ q$ Q$ s( G' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?' 8 H% T' w1 @# ` {, t0 t9 b: i4 ^% Y
0 I7 N9 u4 H+ X- l, M$ A'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied.
% B1 ]& W: k7 h3 ?9 e q'It's not polite.'
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; h( U. K1 J/ f( d. q. L6 `9 h# f ~/ P'OK', the little girl says, ( l+ w( D: `- X: I8 `& ^9 S. ^/ t: a
'How much do you weigh?' " z1 @( \+ U3 A" L: X/ {
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'Now really,' the mother says,
% U9 z4 E% C% P: q- X/ ]1 ^'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'
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' f* s! X; e f3 yUndaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?' " B: ]2 F5 S# E8 L5 u* ^9 C( |5 r
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'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!' 6 R$ t' X! o8 G0 s& a+ P: X, o0 A3 s: B
3 ^3 V' S) I |5 q& ^) ~9 a' f& vThe exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. 7 }. K) U; b" \% w4 E* l7 l
2 K2 E6 b2 M: J1 o' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend.
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' Y& r+ V* s) e& Z9 {: I'Well,' says the friend,
4 B6 v' B% l7 b7 f" @. J4 X, f'all you need to do is look at her driver's license. , Z6 V' S( M, A
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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. g( z7 p: s7 X5 r! U1 Y# r; _Later that night the little girl says to her mother,
( E" Z& u) p( n1 K' K0 n6 u'I know how old you are. You are 32.'
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The mother is surprised and asks,
( a3 x% P# Z8 e5 q'How did you find that out? 5 z% o+ J! a z' M+ Z0 D$ g
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'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'
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The mother is past surprised and shocked now. 6 i) l+ I/ J ]
'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?'
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'And,' the little girl says triumphantly,
" g5 u+ r8 W! E'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.'
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3 M% g0 z. C' Z'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'
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: r- Z9 {# k1 s5 z" @'Because you got an F in sex.'
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