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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-3-3 12:16 编辑 ! j1 L% S$ V# r0 Z! S, L
Z( l$ y! |; [; E2 Z+ ?3 UDriver's License - too cute not to forward( A8 L' {* Y0 C# x
c) n$ q+ `; O5 w+ TA mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date. " m+ x7 l1 M) M# D. e
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?' 2 M) |$ w$ }" H( E5 ?# F
* ~: `" L9 G7 V; [) {'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied.
, M" ]; X* R; d0 V( k8 l'It's not polite.'
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: _/ O$ f3 ~9 \4 \. R3 S2 ]'OK', the little girl says,
( e' w8 [0 Q/ Y. Y'How much do you weigh?'
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8 I" _: V7 ~- @$ A+ ]# Z0 `'Now really,' the mother says,
8 ^6 l& d% s+ F. P1 t4 t'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.' 0 _- Z" h( v7 p8 e! e9 k1 L
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Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?' / c# k5 ?9 h: [: \2 {
; {; z( K' w5 ?# N. H'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!' 7 e! g8 T; Z* V% @5 x9 o Y
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The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. 2 e6 T$ S$ D8 @- Y2 z9 V: ?9 x
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' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend.
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# ? h/ y' I: j+ X/ {- S'Well,' says the friend, , B% x; t% \$ v% D, v* O
'all you need to do is look at her driver's license.
3 ?+ Q$ Q- Z: _7 p5 t2 iIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.' 3 ~4 j; C1 l8 ^6 [" `% o
4 {5 l6 o' Z1 P4 X' `Later that night the little girl says to her mother, 8 a: z4 U: U+ }% L$ A
'I know how old you are. You are 32.' . q- v7 q K4 `0 Z. U( L/ x
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The mother is surprised and asks, 8 ~4 P- o' M: N- i3 j; `( W
'How did you find that out? # N2 q, a" j V7 {1 j$ P0 K
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'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'
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1 ~0 O, w/ A% s, }6 _1 tThe mother is past surprised and shocked now. 2 x# G8 _! s* g3 W% L2 p: a
'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?' 7 r/ ?8 r3 H6 u% f# \4 {# w
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'And,' the little girl says triumphantly, 2 {* r* x0 O7 p4 q; r; O
'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.' 9 i; R) [, p& V. r" P$ c1 e5 T* I
4 {3 k$ O" @8 F2 w'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'
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4 w+ z5 I- d i* i'Because you got an F in sex.'* I- ]9 a8 s# m/ K* Q" K
' N3 F4 Q! Z0 D; QIf you see someone without a smile today
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