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- K8 M* r& I# FDriver's License - too cute not to forward4 Z; X, Y9 a" \' X5 R2 z7 P# [8 T+ y
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A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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; M9 W+ f x' Z8 Y' e; `3 v8 T" A' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'
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+ m* C$ e7 u' g5 @5 J'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied.
& D8 T0 a R# M# I- O# G$ c'It's not polite.'
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'OK', the little girl says,
3 d. s% T+ x( m: c# v1 S'How much do you weigh?'
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: X* Q1 M, T4 S' T& @'Now really,' the mother says, " a/ R3 O( S% M1 H& |2 z
'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'
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7 k9 a/ v+ ]7 a" @Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?' 7 K/ ^1 L$ v& M9 Z# a; x( f7 A
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'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!' 6 [( ~2 z0 ?5 b) C6 @8 G( M
8 a3 f# B1 q1 t9 g- s# f5 }The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. 1 j9 i1 ]2 o/ R, L0 x
0 O: I" p, c% U9 k' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend. & n ^8 {, C1 q2 h/ _/ n: V% v+ m
" N3 A( v5 c. o8 @, G) E'Well,' says the friend,
% M/ }; N* j$ {9 E! J'all you need to do is look at her driver's license. + x( V* X: y+ k: x
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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1 W# ]2 t- i* t0 F: o- z6 pLater that night the little girl says to her mother, ; V+ Q4 R2 _4 u3 H: [
'I know how old you are. You are 32.' 0 W% F. `$ ~/ T! ~8 U
+ }5 l# f& i) K3 `4 ZThe mother is surprised and asks, ) B D1 x" m7 k6 ]! k
'How did you find that out?
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'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'
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! q% n/ Y9 X2 m; V5 xThe mother is past surprised and shocked now. $ i, L3 Q- }. B& H
'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?'
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'And,' the little girl says triumphantly, * e/ D* y- H M w8 P
'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.' ; L* f* P7 N$ @2 t) Y6 z
9 ?& J- f5 R/ V# L+ |'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'
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'Because you got an F in sex.'
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