Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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% ^+ w/ X! y' G- o/ @: X4 rDriver's License - too  cute not to forward

9 U% k" p6 \7 G) s) E$ m( L  JA mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'

'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
' j8 h7 [" a9 D; N- L4 D/ X'It's not polite.'
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* _9 J0 b/ H8 J( O# I" M! @7 H' ^'OK',  the little girl says,
'How much do you  weigh?'

2 C5 n& j/ v, R3 m'Now really,' the mother says,  
2 W+ G4 ^9 x% Z% C' v8 O, K'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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8 [2 l! U) J% y9 DUndaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'

+ N( u$ ?) P  \" v/ A'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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" e) z+ l$ g. j& zThe exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.

' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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'Well,' says the friend,
'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'
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The mother is surprised and  asks,
'How did you find that out?

8 P% _/ g5 j* R1 ^" C6 C) e3 q'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'

'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
5 M5 X/ V* `+ ~; l: d0 S7 y6 ?! g'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'
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0 ]) L1 ^& ?3 G' g3 A1 m'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'

8 a7 [7 _6 r* X' p/ q' }'Because you  got an F in sex.'
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; d/ z/ Z3 b* t2 x( _# U6 o! ZIf you  see someone without a smile today
6 T+ Q* b. J( q" q/ f$ F0 fgive them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

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