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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh
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1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar
+ }3 o, Z( V# y6 s 2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! !
' J. a, K& Y) i. F; n4 M: A 3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀!
: v, f1 U6 m" z5 K" i9 B 4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han!
5 p2 |! \. @: S* ]7 W( Y4 x 5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?"
4 m. u7 v: c0 @; I 6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . .
8 t$ a4 v- [) L) G students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli?
! B2 O8 K4 M( F1 h# r me: chemistry. . . : u6 I2 c, I- N9 p( \& v
7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!"
. I8 l& c. a$ X0 ?$ Y; ? 8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high.
( U% |, I2 z- _, D% Z. | 9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No.
% c+ I( T0 r9 Q& C. V( i \5 w. { 10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD)
. `: J7 a* \% w) Q 11, junior high school art show, looting answer session.
9 B2 Y$ R0 p d( b0 ] hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished" " j+ c- m) g0 T' e; \8 @
then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..."
+ b' N6 c( _# O3 N: A. A this time, a players on the answer in the.
8 b5 h& V* e }9 k- _* O& a ^5 C host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob"
" r- e. s) g6 b+ } 12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "
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4 t/ [# E2 j' ` day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother "
- f1 J8 _7 I: G* b( ~/ q; Q9 Z+ T0 N I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "7 g# x2 R( X7 ?" p8 ^- o2 {
you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years
; w7 O: u4 K0 b' x 14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "# |* H( d' n4 F4 U
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students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out" 3 q9 l4 w3 n9 `( Y
results say it is: "He has passed away ..."
4 r2 }# N2 g2 k% X5 n0 { 16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!" ( X+ x8 @/ g2 x7 ^/ K/ H
17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?" * o F C& }6 o3 X- H5 j' T7 @
18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate." + {% R% B! h8 \& V( T
19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . .
& @) F1 {7 r* b7 d/ s) w; @' ~5 t: n 20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal. $ A4 |. u7 d% s" N% e9 P% b. I g
21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..."
# z3 T0 e+ ?2 K; b1 ]/ e$ B 23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!"
e6 d: ]. L0 O% d 24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "
. t8 z" [7 J l+ `' z4 t" T2 E 25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? " |
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