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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh& g$ E# `+ {1 m# H' q
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: c% p$ D% t8 }. A 1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar
q9 e! s, t! \/ _* v& o 2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! ! : K& ?) [" y9 Z
3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀! , s D6 a9 R3 M; W @7 A
4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han! " x! S4 ?* {. N7 a
5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?"
) [3 {# r; z* l8 G$ m 6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . . 5 m& t' {6 ^8 u6 d4 y* m1 s" e
students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli?
4 ^" G8 U: @4 x, l/ X c, | me: chemistry. . .
, \, G; E& g& W" D4 e 7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!"
4 X1 ] T( O. r4 b n 8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high.
7 {, n+ M' Y- \, t6 b 9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No.
8 c4 r* U2 h% t7 E) e 10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD)
5 w, W, u7 ^9 u 11, junior high school art show, looting answer session.
# K4 v# C- N+ G1 ~3 \( ]0 w hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished" " W- `' F& h! v& z& c0 J
then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..." 9 r1 H; t C' {6 l
this time, a players on the answer in the.
( t: x" E/ N' |$ o7 ? host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob"
0 A. _$ K# I3 i. q8 w' `/ [! L 12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "! T! r, L+ l. e5 b' w
13, when the school 8 n* b% u/ J2 `$ t% A
day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother "
1 ]6 n4 H/ B2 ]) O I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "" r+ g2 q3 n @7 w6 `6 h, W& Z& S2 L* K
you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years
! u! Z; m5 h" W& _2 ^8 E 14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "
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students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out"
7 [: I) h# q3 P6 ]5 B j0 q results say it is: "He has passed away ..." - u7 ~; M' G! `% ~# O9 q
16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!" 5 a- ?$ b, x" [: V4 b
17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?"
# P2 R9 s8 ?/ _# l6 e# ~- J 18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate." " c8 b7 H0 G# D. m* a4 P
19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . . ; Z, I) o5 O& g& d) H. ~, Y
20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal. h1 b' S9 P! F! {
21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..." 0 E2 Y6 C% f, z# G* r
23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!" 2 Y {' ~' U& E0 \2 R8 k
24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "
4 Q( v7 v$ S0 c0 G 25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? " |
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