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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh- f0 `. }$ s! X) W2 r' Q) q
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1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar + t5 o5 {- _' b& i: F
2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! !
1 s1 S) @5 [+ I! [6 D {, i 3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀!
& h4 q$ u% g; O" L+ [ 4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han!
; h& D& M; `( o9 v( p 5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?" 6 Y4 S% o$ G, C# Q- \6 B7 K
6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . .
" R* L# G7 J* J) g5 F Q1 u students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli? ) X6 ]$ _# r$ w' R
me: chemistry. . . 3 |/ o& p5 S- x; a; {5 a. O4 U
7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!"
7 ^# F6 n% l+ I% H 8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high. $ Z; u, i* w8 Q4 O
9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No.
# G8 v1 ]. c' G& f8 Q2 v; y" H; Z/ ] 10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD) 3 m6 S# o. F: \! J2 F) B+ [$ c! r% V! V! w4 h
11, junior high school art show, looting answer session. * v3 t* V; b9 n' J; P& F7 c
hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished"
' G+ {8 \8 f, j9 M- l+ l" G then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..."
! W2 \/ \/ `5 I9 C, b' E- S0 q! P this time, a players on the answer in the.
: W( |$ B* {5 v4 \, X8 t' N& X, ? host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob" % S0 ?8 K5 }' i \ O
12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "
2 @$ t' Z+ h# s; U- p7 J 13, when the school
" u# ?0 p' }* H% I N8 q9 Y day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother "& {4 E+ F0 ^! [1 Q* {
I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "5 \! |, o2 @) @; F7 C# v1 @
you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years
9 s! f: O" S% x: c' F1 G3 f6 ~ 14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "( K5 N# t$ f. o \& A7 }
15, one bedroom ( w5 H) c3 V% \5 E
students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out" / Q; R, q) z6 o
results say it is: "He has passed away ..."
; w; T+ q s6 _4 K0 O% O9 d6 X 16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!" 2 m7 o% A! w" G% \+ f
17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?" 5 M( w2 G( x( d/ }
18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate."
7 x T5 N4 ~9 n& `2 [" w+ \9 K 19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . . ! r& O' i G7 r2 l
20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal.
' D* s) H" y3 y" g 21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..."
; X# q# W3 y7 ?9 _/ ~" u 23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!" 6 n ^# ^- q' S6 g8 e
24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "
6 Y/ l D, I. K4 ~( A% L7 H3 G 25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? " |
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