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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-4-7 13:17 编辑 % I, E( P1 U0 M& `8 |& U
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
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8 E- K$ m. g2 y( o/ a Redneck Cooler
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?# U4 [: M0 g$ P& a5 D U
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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$ q4 H7 Q: ?5 \ Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? ~) {! i* |$ u; ^; e- V% P2 W+ w) S
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. ; s. ]) S0 d. o* F& R
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0 ?1 U+ O( I3 q+ n: d6 T4 T ~ Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
: p1 b! c$ d3 _, w' D- C1 b$ v, A: Z 1) The DNA is all the same, S" c6 A+ G% P: t3 w1 w/ M
2) There are no dental records; n2 `* ?$ A' u$ o. W
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Redneck Mailbox
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Who invented the toothbrush?. s0 D! z* [& ]
A Redneck!! " o4 c) a: y6 c* L& |! k$ a* D
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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7 d5 g% Q, Y3 [# u$ y" p) k Redneck Time Out
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" u5 ?2 b/ L1 F2 B9 O Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?& G+ l) g# s: i9 E) \0 A" U( g1 p
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years., \9 d, N: i" g9 `
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed& H) ^: o0 t4 h1 r: p5 Q* [
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?4 Y8 b% C8 S0 [7 J
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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A Redneck Thanksgiving+ ?! I( J5 N4 H- D( G
5 i! m2 N# Y0 F (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck); F) k0 n, m& r" ~& m5 }5 J
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2 j) `- M; g! Y0 ]& M" N9 Y A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 161 I4 E' s* N4 A1 \# @8 H
and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
) `3 t$ I1 D: n$ a; R" w9 R. c. } and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...+ K# |# J5 k, z! s3 F9 R$ V5 y
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That's all folks!
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