Redneck

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& z* i* i' M6 G4 KRedneck Yard Swing
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% R9 k: l$ R* x2 F A Redneck passed away and left his entire
: L, h, t2 ^5 E/ n6 M0 r  estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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$ N/ c+ l5 n6 U# E. T( e How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
+ H0 _6 z  O: W" r# T3 Z When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Garden

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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
- k0 c1 q7 {3 b: P7 O6 Q7 D5 S  It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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6 l  s& ^0 U7 u, n8 b  Redneck Limo
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7 }  b% j& `" K2 N/ D& z Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
1) The DNA is all the same
9 o4 u  W5 R: \  2) There are no dental records
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% l  l+ U% U* h% I9 |- H Who invented the toothbrush?
( V. N' v: E% U3 C/ D    A Redneck!!
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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4 F1 y  v' {* B5 [* y5 _ Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
4 n( \$ Z; a: X) y6 U; r The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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Redneck Weenie Roast
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Redneck Wheelchair

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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
3 n2 b' E" z- U 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.  The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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         A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
$ M! Q3 c0 Q- K0 E# h# Q  and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
$ g, a/ s/ S6 \ and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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" {- }/ f* X5 H0 D) `& P5 F A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...

  That's all folks!
' i9 ^: ]4 F1 |1 y I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !!

竹帘儿

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。

Xbfeng

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。
竹帘儿 发表于 2010-4-7 13:25

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