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; S3 Q: p( K% t+ `" C A Redneck passed away and left his entire) C+ Q: ]1 m" t# n- j: v
estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.! F, ?! R. k3 O. Y
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Redneck Cooler2 h8 N9 |- B) R- c$ {8 I
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" ~# z' r5 j& I2 [% o How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
- i6 s1 ]* x5 P# l( ?9 S# k When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."$ G4 t. G0 r" c) N% g; `2 k0 b
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Redneck Garden
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& K* }- `; s+ L( B" y( X8 [ Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? 4 j) M4 q- c% \; [
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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/ b1 Y# V' W8 \ Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
# `# e0 T0 q4 c( R9 G5 V4 u$ L1 Z& O 1) The DNA is all the same5 a- J9 m4 U; G- f; Z& c% M
2) There are no dental records. T- m6 {2 ^* n3 b
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Who invented the toothbrush?+ f" @) R8 A B! ?- ]) T. E7 Q
A Redneck!! + D! Y: \+ t+ |& y
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush). o+ A( J _. Q, C% Z: ~/ C
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Redneck Time Out
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- l' B2 c6 [* L( x3 | Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?# p2 ~* F- X5 E, Q: p& T$ k
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.. P L+ Y* R3 F) }" M9 j
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed& j0 G0 A7 l5 V' r5 _1 k
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins." h I8 i/ ]; S9 _* w6 i+ [9 d
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Redneck Wheelchair
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: m- B4 g/ P0 ^# {7 j Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
, W" R8 s! m( g- B) z3 j0 v 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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A Redneck Thanksgiving/ Y- A8 U) ]% R* u! Q& S
( A+ b7 ?$ |3 B' Z; A H7 D (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)- v' O; M$ k+ B9 H' B
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 162 Y* `0 S3 t( K- z/ P
and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .8 M) f" e8 E3 J2 ~
and the driver replies 'Bout wut?' / a8 V1 z& @4 s1 L5 `
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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$ O1 L3 V9 b/ Y! ?3 P' z* ^ That's all folks! + R, E( G/ N+ K# c/ X! I
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