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Redneck Yard Swing
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3 g! \7 P. p% c/ \7 E# M; X* z' P A Redneck passed away and left his entire
: \% c+ r1 J4 X( y4 b4 B/ P4 t estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?/ ~( r3 c+ l9 t7 u5 `4 s
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Cellar
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Redneck Garden
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* ?, I0 C/ z7 w* M Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
3 s! w% O+ Z1 l" `! g. Y6 O7 L/ f It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. 8 m7 E/ [! o& r, E0 B! k5 G
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
; G/ v' t9 ]* F a 1) The DNA is all the same6 L2 W7 S: h2 W V/ d9 m. b
2) There are no dental records
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' C7 N9 P @. X Who invented the toothbrush?/ o5 t' W8 f2 @5 a1 w3 Z; d4 y. M
A Redneck!! . W, k5 ^1 u6 Y
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)0 t b9 d; M" |
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Redneck Time Out% C% W6 d0 ~! D- X/ D" E0 h
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5 c4 s D% t& Q5 S8 T Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
& _4 n3 } G9 C/ g/ j The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.2 N5 K8 D( ^! D- y# a
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed! b, H. ]* o5 \/ p8 s
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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8 X# _( N# ]" |: C$ f3 X. P Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
. Z# ]; z5 x8 m* Z. l7 Q5 D/ k4 e 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.') x: P$ x7 U( d/ ~7 S4 z. r
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2 C H, x7 Q* Y) B L. R8 i& k A Redneck Thanksgiving+ q5 W( I. N' o3 s* ?# _
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+ F3 s7 u, ]1 w) \$ e( B3 l+ W" h! m A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16# ~6 e8 t; I) u* T8 n2 x; S- K
and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . ., ]+ q6 b1 _+ n' D; L+ @& i+ ^
and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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/ L; T% \3 e1 [ A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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