Redneck

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2 z# d: w$ I4 d/ k$ ?# i, zRedneck Yard Swing
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
  estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
6 D! Q6 c, H0 _  @* @( {% G4 ]0 t/ V When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Cellar
  
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7 \: b$ _5 U( B5 s4 b$ i  x. R4 @ Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
3 i! ?8 J% A0 m& G  It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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  ^8 l0 s( b5 j; c6 f3 t Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
1) The DNA is all the same
7 J' g) s( X3 K. X  2) There are no dental records
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Who invented the toothbrush?
3 y9 m4 h" t( p* I5 [) w    A Redneck!!
9 V: w/ A1 ]0 i; L! n5 A; t (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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" l7 m" G) j$ S8 P Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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; }7 o2 O; q/ w& z; B A new Redneck law was just recently passed
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.  The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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% @3 I" e& w5 V$ e A Redneck Thanksgiving
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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( x: `7 p+ V9 s5 k: G. h0 e9 ^. f         A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
  and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
1 w# m: I" l  u& ^6 V+ w5 m and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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( w5 [6 [8 L+ E+ I A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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1 O- K, @& y) w8 i0 B5 _  That's all folks!
I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !!

竹帘儿

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。

Xbfeng

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。
7 g  ], Q5 O4 P& G8 X竹帘儿 发表于 2010-4-7 13:25

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