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U$ e, m, g, b8 VRedneck Yard Swing
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
) v, }8 y o# Z" ^7 J5 C$ B" w When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."& w. E4 S7 a( O) |
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
1 h: w: z% e/ p9 u* Z9 T! r It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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Redneck Limo( x8 J: x* q& v4 B" D
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?0 M9 k, i- J) }+ S1 N* J
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.3 w/ G' u& L1 M+ ]* O$ R5 u
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' L- _3 W& j) C5 e Redneck Weenie Roast
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed* a# i+ g3 O: w2 d# L0 G# r
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Redneck Wheelchair
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?/ U3 r, k# S* p3 h, q2 Q% L/ U
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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6 Z' j5 y& J- c7 Z A Redneck Thanksgiving
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)& [ {. @. h; ?3 G/ v
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/ c. j: h j- b2 z+ R A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16( c( R+ {% A( A5 O. d3 Y w
and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
( j; ?/ L: o# o% P1 `2 z4 H8 y7 l and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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4 r( U' V) N: f1 [- F A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...2 e/ C; e6 L: U8 M: [2 M$ \
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That's all folks!
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