a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
& b  {0 i) n# s4 k0 b! n) B: k, I  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
) S5 L* P; x5 i* s8 E% T0 B. ^6 }  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
7 V4 O) P* m/ M# S5 E+ i' Z  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
" r# t3 ?: s" U* U3 y  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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5 n5 y" g6 V: r  ]- p5 T  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  g  e1 ^/ c' B2 b- [. z0 W% U  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
% K# b$ b6 [7 z7 \  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
% A1 M( ?1 L2 l9 U  D  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
/ j$ O) V9 D" I7 [# g' _0 b, p: t  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
2 L- \" \9 b5 d  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  I8 G% N6 S2 i; |  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
# F$ r4 i1 Q5 @  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
0 h; g  I3 A9 ^; \  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
5 |2 e* a$ N3 e  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
* e  f5 b2 V! t& Y* v* j5 r# E( C  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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