a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
' s+ ?/ G- O. z$ V- P8 Z- Z$ \, a  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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; j4 |: W- K' G8 w$ s3 k+ G( G1 A  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
! y% P3 y! F! h  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
& n6 V8 ?0 V# \4 u/ I( ~6 ?  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
' i; e  X2 E1 I( w. a  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
6 E3 f3 s: Q7 }: m3 g  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
/ e  |/ w3 t& y  n6 s0 j6 d6 y# p  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
9 X, ]2 V6 f0 M' ]0 s7 k( e6 O7 s  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
$ c0 _( ]& L$ F3 a( K  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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