a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
6 z4 o$ g4 y4 A( ]  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
; [2 v/ ?) }' ?0 n  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
; Y+ c% P) G7 ]7 X* P/ m( i  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
: R! w9 S; l6 c% ?, ~: W  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
9 \( d) i9 B3 l& U  bandages."                                                               
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9 a4 d( z6 O, ?1 V0 j  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
9 ~8 P! G) h$ ^" [$ y  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
% F- k; X; ~2 a  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
8 u5 ]1 P5 ?. p. X$ _& r: p                                                                           
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
& _3 G% [/ }( w6 B. V  D# ~  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
4 G/ B& O! ?2 x/ h  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
5 N  G" H* D3 M7 j! r1 O! d, |  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
- |. g# g. P9 p) w  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
: |, B& v9 D: H: @8 @! E! b  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
) F3 E: O9 X) @2 x$ Q3 X9 c0 ~  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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