(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
7 C* ]. T& \2 e0 P% h& C. X8 b清闲，面带微笑的：
/ c9 P) ^# S. M% A' `前台小姐：“hello.”
9 F  q2 y' C  f" F% {' H' b老外：“hi.”
+ W4 j- u* Y# Y! L* Q4 Y0 W前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
1 h+ A* L; ]9 p9 ]. R) M老外：“can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
$ ^5 o; v6 s6 ~前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
+ `4 S$ K, v: f* }3 x2 |7 ^' P* {can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
' q; K4 \( W; B7 R老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
+ ^" Y$ w# v, Z+ I5 m3 e前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
3 e" E& t, i1 c$ {+ F* f老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
" n9 e- ?4 x) V) }0 [9 t5 C老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
6 N3 w1 V4 v! m9 H- `+ ~& o冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？