(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
4 L4 D6 c- j- p8 C6 n清闲，面带微笑的：
/ ^# |+ v8 _( K; s! w: p; X前台小姐：“hello.”
老外：“hi.”
- y! D' F& R! ^" h- f前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
老外：“can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
4 I8 r( `  s3 C/ v+ B老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
; R7 ?2 Q+ P- e# J) [3 h1 l; Y  o前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
0 K4 C4 R% c3 g# \# ?老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
- ]% l; w- ]; ~' y) M4 N/ }前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
- S4 f: V* n3 r老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
0 R! y& ]6 g9 K# g0 H. t冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？