(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
& K4 M+ f; j5 _- B( O清闲，面带微笑的：
% B. {/ ?/ _4 D4 m5 g/ D前台小姐：“hello.”
老外：“hi.”
+ Q$ K' q9 P6 b& n# ^前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
; m# F6 c7 _3 T7 B6 A, {$ H老外：“can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
7 w( d+ F& h1 U& }前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
: L  }! C0 b; x" s9 h; P9 X  h前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
, p- \) ~& ]! c2 s; q8 l0 ?前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
" z9 @0 \9 Q7 R: t$ a冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？