(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
$ d0 Z+ s1 @" C% v9 O, F清闲，面带微笑的：
6 A; @$ m; S( T8 z9 J9 P9 E前台小姐：“hello.”
; p# Q, [, J1 \" p老外：“hi.”
0 y) d5 c2 C0 @( ^5 r前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
" W, v) A! _: \# N老外：“can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
. b- f' w5 _' m4 h前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
+ C5 A/ G9 [; l& g8 O3 N前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
" u" F3 |, O6 }& {! |% ]. k0 S前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

6 ]* }% F" B9 Z4 e/ K" n我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？