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A computer hacker and idiotic dialogue

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老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Hacker: I have control of your computer
. \/ L. H- ?* t; [) J white: how control? # f) q3 L1 V$ @$ l$ e; N; B
hackers: white with a Trojan ) Q2 r2 |6 \6 m2 f' x
:. . . . . . Where? I did not see
) l. q8 g. W0 e4 Q' m hackers: Open your Task Manager
6 Y1 k/ Z6 l3 d5 U( @: ~& j white:. . . . . . . Task Manager, where?   Z; Y$ q3 i6 o. t3 v
hackers:. . . . . Your computer below! !
. r1 x+ A& r- p# z white: \;
' o5 Y6 Y. U# X% ]+ e, w Hacker: I have control of your computer
: I7 y* a3 B+ X1 ~: g! O! {8 u white: Oh
! i4 V- P1 ~8 n5 G" Z( u$ ?8 L hackers: a funk? ! Hey % q( j' J: E7 q  M6 J  f9 M
white: for the just, help me kill the virus it, many of the recent problems my Lord . b) R/ s4 G0 E. f- j# E, _0 I- n6 O
machine hackers:. . . . . . 3 V: v$ V0 c0 y! C

7 |: _4 ?9 T) k; v/ ^; q0 Z white: how do you always in my computer and out of " d9 ~4 {, j" h7 ]2 T; j) \
casual hackers: You can install a firewall
# a6 g' \; U0 p( ]& v3 ]% O white: install a firewall, you can not access it? 4 y' G& ~9 }3 j
hackers: No ah, I just want to increase the point of interest, so control your computer made me feel an idiot yeah
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: @7 C0 B: F  t3 h7 O( R9 ~" U5 W# |6 {' [ small White: I heard that you will create a \!
$ E" ^$ p: l/ b$ ?# f' Q, l( C) P5 N hackers: ah
% \; S& O- n1 R& t0 F- ` white: you can control someone else's computer? ! 2 ~1 t9 o5 K2 |' ~4 \
hackers: General is the 4 J; g% I( T* N2 t$ Q* N
white: you can black out those sites?
% \6 r. X  _9 ^& f9 C: f hackers: of course, did not hear people call me a \
: D. f2 E9 @9 B4 n white:. . . . Oh ~ ~ ~ `I think that is because you look black. . . . .
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0 C: U. N3 O- v: u white: every day you come in, do not feel tired of it? , w, V8 v% k/ \8 e
hacker: is a pain, your machine is the worst I've ever seen in one of the
# v& S, Z2 [' B2 A) _9 T6 j white: is not it, this is Brand $ @& N7 M# L$ m: @
Hackers: I was mentally retarded in addition to your yard game machine only virus a 4 }# ~; I* C+ W6 l: k$ m
white: Oh ~ ~ that you see me The \. . . . Goodbye ' e* k$ M$ F$ s- f  n  O8 g

. U1 I8 _* y- r- K+ V( f, q hacker: Hey ~ ~ ~ I come!
& [# }1 t3 t: ?- y white: not seen you for days, was my firewall blocking you? % F! E; N' [0 ^
hackers: Haha, jokes, on your machine is easier than my own, not you miss me
* j0 q5 ~) h" x; U- l$ N white: I want to Please help a busy . g# T- r# W; J2 {; n
hacker: What? 7 ^: c7 ~$ P% L) H3 }
white: you can not modify the point into the power system data $ }; W8 W6 e4 y5 |1 W8 w0 a/ x
hackers:. . . . . . Why do you want to! !
( P2 G- {# J1 \2 G white: Please, help me to my house this month, the electricity consumption of the bar. . . . . . 6 k% r& `- t! ~/ ~) s, S
hackers: die! ! ! p1 z) H7 v2 y0 M6 v% t; \: m

" U* T; J9 W# ]5 X# j0 ? hacker: you die Where is? ! ! !
5 f5 Z: N& t+ h white:. . . . Go out and play for a few days, ah, come to me why
( B0 J% M  L! ?1 V4 K; G Hacker: I'm looking for something ) }$ \- I  R( x3 z: X
white: what I find here? ' R1 C* i  l  k" Y. |
hackers: the virus, looking for a few years ago an old virus, the virus is only stored on your machine All Rights 5 Q6 l& u: G( v/ ]. _. }
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most hackers : I come! ! ; G# K/ B' n6 g( w5 P
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hacker: how not to speak? : y1 q: p3 M+ z. i
white: a bad mood 7 Z7 p- l% Q6 ]
hackers: Who bullied you?
) V( U) N' w+ Z9 ~1 K% X' Y# P white: a Q No. I have not lost inside of my first love
3 V1 i, r+ N) {6 {8 N; W5 T Internet hackers: this simple, I get it for you
! u$ w0 D# M% ?' x( K/ r5 D white: do not get back # M0 i% F0 i$ D- q9 F' {
hackers: No, tell me what number? & I: q4 _  x1 H! h3 |
white: Woo ~ ~ ~ ~ just do not remember ) @- {+ B3 @' p* Q: G2 k

% z( O* @% `3 r, S" Y% L white: you gave me out! ! ! !
7 t- F+ p$ k# o0 [5 | hacker: how wrong? !
+ n/ x9 F% D2 U' z white: You are not the forum to use my ID to play it? ! ! # l, r8 l; [4 S5 |2 E' U4 e2 A
hackers:. . . . Sorry, forgot to tell you, but I did not do bad things, it makes up the one post, I promise next time not to play the
2 ]  \" w, W+ W, R/ d2 N white: it does not work! ! !
+ D. B/ u" O5 ^0 \( N3 y# `# E hacker: how should you like?
' Z- x; I, u7 H* [ white: you made the post was red-faced on this trip, my first was red, very happy Oh, you must give me code one \br> hackers: down!
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hacker: Hey,ralph lauren pas cher, I did a lot of fun
9 V! O5 w# E! }9 U% _( [9 A white: what
: f. y7 d2 u- J" D. H0 i hackers: I go to the forums posted the top
5 m7 C6 O" M/ F white: This very common ah
' f4 b2 R( t3 w- {. m# T4 b Hacker: I see stickers on the top , enjoy the landlord scolded pigs, good vent
5 f+ v3 i) ^! l6 V, }' P white: Wow, very enjoyable, and I can never dare, will be blocked! ! W4 N, H4 s; B  u
Hackers: Yes, has been banned.
8 V  Q. J+ U3 {% N white: this is also fun? !
# {3 m, ]" f7 S) j- B3 D5 [ Hackers: Yes, ah, because I use your ID 7 u. {6 O1 u. U% v, e( R; \* e; v
white: you are pro?
! c' C# \9 t! F hackers: You can say it. 3 k1 U6 _) s: \$ w6 d1 v( t  q& X4 w9 G7 A
white: to what extent high? ! Y( D4 w8 x9 s
hackers: ah, I am bored when their own 5 ^% I+ Z4 x( e+ D+ e
white black: Ah, this I will!
/ T0 a3 S& q8 ]8 d hacker :#?%! You can? !   h, a& q, a% {" J
white: Yes, ah, a black off it. . . . .
2 Y- M- Z: v" O, J) w0 x5 c4 M hackers: Go! 3 ^2 s: E' n& V8 \5 F
white: Ask your question
/ o$ F. J  `! @; W5 i hacker: says
* |9 W7 m' M0 a* F white: Besides me, you can also control other people's computers do ?
# d: h: _/ s: k( p Hackers: Yes you can. . . .
' J, h+ u/ ~' ?5 N1 p) V7 p; p, V white: no networking is also OK?
* j* p5 _! ^' c1 i# b8 x hackers:. . . . . . . 6 J- j$ |# I/ B1 Y; U
white: You can remote control to open someone else's machine it?
! B9 s' x8 y$ A3 U7 c hackers:. . . . . . . . 5 Y# Q" R7 Z* s$ |) V4 ]. Y
white: You can steal top-secret file it! ! !
$ h, L( }7 }9 ^; c* `8 M3 R" | hackers: I think you see more movies, go to sleep
  s! Q1 k6 @* n+ s& v/ I white wash: my computer is broken
  b! K6 Z4 u7 S% V8 ~( C hackers:. . . . . . . Just checked, your computer no problem 2 o/ q' c3 [0 z$ e; l
white: that is, you bully me 4 l1 B4 ~& S! t. l" M7 b
hackers: No ah   B" C8 @! ~8 @  T
white: You are! MP3 files are passed to my no images! $ Z- H. U( H: @6 P; \$ l! q5 n
hackers: help ah ~~~~~~~
+ L! ~9 j! x. R5 c$ L5 i2 ] white: Ask a computer problems can you answer? 6 u" G5 X+ \/ B0 I, x, a# ?
Hackers: should be able to
, ]8 Z7 z& t( t: \0 Q white: Which key on the keyboard the most handsome? / |2 d6 @4 h8 v( I0 u# K% @1 D
hackers:. . . . . . . Do not know
) N9 L/ t: u, O" `) k. e white: of course, \!
. i( D  m; x! e; J, X/ ? hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ This is a computer problem? ! !
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. T, j% h+ B$ X$ g$ W white: ask you a computer problems you can answer? 2 ]! E% X3 N4 ~) E7 H3 W
hackers: If the problem is not your idiot
# K. w7 f1 K- [% {8 } white: I am serious! ! You can operate my computer? ) C' @/ t# `5 |/ i
hackers: ah,juicy couture shop, yes 1 y0 G7 g0 Y3 ~! v) C
white: that problem, you can solve it   N- n% i+ E) ^9 w: |
hackers: Your question is, should not be difficult ;
( B1 }# d! e* o white: Great, my fans do not seem to turn up,nike air jordan, help me change it ) C! x: E6 S5 q- U. a) w( ]
a hacker:. . . . I excused
! R, n* {( ]& C; h6 C white: we see meet you?
: N1 F) k" g5 j1 Y: `7 e hackers:. . . . This, not so good, why should we see 4 G6 N2 V8 y4 T( M# @
white: I want to see you are not the same and I would like to
1 P% ?7 i/ E4 R( S Hacker: Oh, what you think?
/ s! W4 `/ m. P5 T white: handsome, wearing tights, and very magical, where can go around the maintenance of world peace Rights
( k+ r& k/ t% {3 d4 [- k2 T  _0 N/ d hackers:. . . . You say that Spider-Man, boss!
3 K! [4 s9 a5 {( A$ _8 D- M) E hackers: Kazakhstan woven ~ ~ ~ 4 T  \' B, A# b- d& V
white: You called every day, is not very curious about me?
- h( _2 T7 b7 }6 o hackers: not curious, is the habit, easily came in
, U" ~3 V0 i" x; U white: Well, I have a good way to change your habit
% D( \& u8 e2 q2 [1 K1 h; I hacker :. . . . Oh? ! Any way & {4 Q; R( E# N/ @% p/ b
white: I went to the bureau to change the bandwidth 1K, so you can not squeeze in, because too narrow, ha ha ~ ~
3 n# H, T& R' ], f; D! i- u hackers: Genius ah! . . . . . You can also connect to it? 9 {' g0 K4 ]* f- C
white: to ah, and slowly the hymns!
% l3 |* c- E9 i- i* q: \ white: you every day into my computer, is not very curious about me?
+ q1 o: K% T9 o5 S* k' L8 |$ x hackers: No wonder, only used
4 f) Z5 A8 s4 S7 ~2 f5 n white: no you're curious about the place?
4 Y' |2 N7 R. h6 R9 g* F hackers: a ah, I always wanted to know your machine so much as when the virus crashes
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  Q& [* c0 }2 Z2 @  R, F9 n( A6 }/ X6 ] white: I would like to control your computer
9 t  ^! p& x0 V: W6 s Hackers: I will not have other people access my computer I will be mad
0 F0 U; ^1 G4 E( R. i1 P6 Z white: This is not fair! !
3 D1 k. j$ s7 h9 k6 x! k) o- P hackers: ah, well, you control the good of the
8 ]: J; I* N2 W white:. . . . But I will not. . . .
! E; c: C6 A! I hackers: Ta-ta ~ ~ ~ why I agree with ah! ! ! & }9 J% ^5 d% H* P. ^% z
Hacker: I'm white * f: z2 x- U. B) T1 s
us again: This is probably the last time we met the " \7 f2 f2 K4 o
Hacker: Oh? What happened? 8 e+ {8 ?( h  P% v8 A3 w$ P5 y9 S
white: I want to reinstall the system, antivirus, firewall protection,Ed Hardy T-Shirt, will not let you come in! : r9 M/ F2 e( I( R* g4 u) ]6 ?
hackers: You are so tired of me. . . . . Well, since I do not come, goodbye 8 a8 [2 K6 Y4 R0 D
white: ah. . . . . Hey, wait a minute! ! First taught me what is the reload system! 5 [, y) x. x4 d2 T  r) K
hackers:. . . . . . . . . .
) h  z! ~  X6 Y1 H; U# P3 T hackers: so late, and how not offline? " p5 E- p9 s; R0 Y) |8 D
white: Oh, is the next, and I went to pull the power
6 K. m. T6 ^6 {' O! u hackers: Slow! You will not shut down? * f" Y2 |* K3 Q' ^; n) D
white: Yes ah, just point the shutdown, it does not move,paul smith bags, and can only press the power 5 F: \7 [/ y1 l6 ^3 \
hackers: you modify the registry: Open the HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE \ SOFTWARE \ Microsoft \ Windows NT \ CurrentVersion \ Winlogon Right-click on the Winlogon key, select \- g2 A5 Q. @/ a4 j- I
white:. . . . . . I press the power to the hackers call it
) w, p- S3 x  T. l! u# U' q* [ white: You are not really powerful ) ~. B) p- d3 L% B4 c6 A0 H
hackers: so-so friends - E- S+ ^3 y4 R2 @
white: bragging! You have the ability to shut down my machine in the horse.
( M) p/ Y  t  ~/ |* b  Y hackers: this place is difficult! You wait & L6 A. b9 I0 _. [( ~% Z$ _- s  @
hackers: Haha, buttoned regret it
: O/ t. `! P# s  W! F& Z. {  } white: Hey,abercrombie fitch clothing, thank you friends ~ ~ ~ ~ I was out to play, just want you to help me shutdown . . . .
3 K) p7 F( ?+ f9 M hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ ~
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