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What it really means:
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40-ish = 49
# V, K t& w( W7 ~' v! ?$ hAdventurous = Slept with everyone3 E% @: A: [- k( C) W. z
Athletic = No boobs* O) v. C6 X) _# w
Average looking = Ugly, can only be loved by mommy6 A& b8 [7 U' Z; {$ T
Beautiful = Pathological liar, airhead
( O6 ` X' H, y' f- N. BContagious Smile = Does a lot of pills
/ U! R, M: L/ B! f0 REmotionally Secure = On medication v7 P8 e5 Z$ B- |, M3 {
Feminist = Fat, hates men
# f! I; d8 \/ Z1 rFree Spirit = Junkie2 t; T3 m: Z% K- o
Friendship first = Former very “friendly” person
$ ~+ u( b0 q8 |- A4 NFun = Annoying
- C% {# W" u6 g. G2 X" e2 O6 sNew Age = Body hair in the wrong places
& K& b* b8 |2 j, \. Q, y# Y+ @; hOpen Minded = Desperate3 C5 S$ Q1 Y( s( B1 }
Outgoing = Loud and Embarrassing
# X" h" J2 p; z. Y' H+ e5 O3 v+ jPassionate = Sloppy Drunk
4 z+ s$ t' h. g/ Y, w1 UProfessional = Bitch
) x% u3 |0 s" @Voluptuous = Very Fat
+ w' [6 `! k& f8 `0 ELarge Frame = Hugely Fat& M0 I) [5 k$ s; D
Needs soul mate = Stalker |
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