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What it really means:& U1 d& r9 P* H2 n' I
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40-ish = 49+ C: x& w9 w; `
Adventurous = Slept with everyone) U! _" m- s0 {
Athletic = No boobs- }; I3 S% ]- O: z& _- _, {
Average looking = Ugly, can only be loved by mommy. `! h" R9 }% G) R. k
Beautiful = Pathological liar, airhead
' ^% U) u8 N- X+ t* E, r5 E, FContagious Smile = Does a lot of pills- ?7 q4 N- K# J2 `
Emotionally Secure = On medication/ t, I9 r( a, _) b
Feminist = Fat, hates men
6 n; R+ w6 v& |4 W' v% B9 Q, KFree Spirit = Junkie
$ }8 S' f# i* h- `5 f/ MFriendship first = Former very “friendly” person" J; B! j+ u$ n; P/ Y; f
Fun = Annoying3 `! t6 r2 ~0 L5 x
New Age = Body hair in the wrong places
) B8 ~- A' M& h( q& L* S1 ]+ rOpen Minded = Desperate
- q# c6 o( H) A* Q+ S* oOutgoing = Loud and Embarrassing4 P: |4 V6 P/ z! r& z/ |9 l
Passionate = Sloppy Drunk
2 Y9 w" b9 Y. ^& D9 XProfessional = Bitch
/ b/ L& V! x. {8 IVoluptuous = Very Fat1 w( U# W+ w9 G0 ]5 D
Large Frame = Hugely Fat
1 n4 l+ P! h: A; g* D3 _$ Q4 Z' [+ tNeeds soul mate = Stalker |
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