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今 天我看到警察车在我后面,我打灯再转lane,他不过。一直平走。走了一条多街,我要转左,(吖,唔识打叻)so I switched back to the left lane and then signaled to turn left.
" k3 _' G3 i" j4 ]) J% |Suddenly the car behind me turned the siren on. I wasn't sure if that was for me so I turned left and pulled to the side.+ d' ]" p( K+ J- c
2 b, k4 I! K @( i# c3 A& Q5 a"Can I have your driver license and registration please?" he said.) q0 _/ k% F5 |4 [- O, w1 J
"What was the problem officer?"I enquired.
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, ~/ j& U" V, }6 @; I" v( s"Just stay here" so he walked away with my stuffs in his hand.6 u) l1 G* G/ x& c. O- @% E/ o
Ten long minutes later. He reappeared by my window and said,"My partner and I saw you changing lane without signaling sir."
6 n* E8 j0 @; R+ c7 ~0 v"Oh,excuse me but I was just trying to let you pass" I objected.% X7 j) N! z3 x* A1 o/ H8 b e) S
"no, I mean the second time when you changed lane."5 P: i3 u* c K! z' F ]* i9 @, h
I think he was pissed off that I cut in front of him.
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"Sorry sir, could you excuse me this time, after all I was trying to let you pass first, but......"- G- M5 Z7 \' ] X. N! Q3 n
"No but"he continuously mumbling,"do you always ask for free food in the restaurant?'+ \# ?/ n; O5 e. v. I/ E+ Z2 M! `: k
Then I said" for it, no point arguing just do what you have to do"
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We both walked back to the police car and I saw another tiny police woman inside, so I waved "hi there'.
# ?0 F. S" r- Z4 q; uThe policeman finished writing the ticket and said,"here, you are free to go now,' he then got back in his car.. f2 s0 W. O& Z- }
* I7 G! a. S) N) }$ {2 I! ZI look at the $115 ticket and said "holy cow, you're robbing me."
1 n3 r, D1 B) FThen I pulled out a toonie and placed it on their hood and said this is the tip for your friend there."# _) w; }0 I$ ~; X8 o
" }/ R3 |: h/ {) ?8 ]. FWoo. The policeman turned red and glared at me "look buddy, I am going to issue you another ticket for bribery."
U ?' R5 l" C8 i"Bribery?, no hell, just tips for your friend there."& Y* f3 B& m* c
; W, J" B7 F: M0 vOh boy, he tried to pretent to open the door but she giggling and held him back.", m- v6 U V! U W2 C
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So I left. When I made the turn again, they were still quarrelling.; X8 |) b4 F4 `
My wife gave me shit "you always play around and when are you going to stop it."9 L- W/ E# V) J$ b. _' s
# H" t$ F: D" p' N+ L# ~' _7 h I don't know why I am still laughing my guts out as I am typing now but it costed my $117. 哈哈。 |
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