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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew+ u" C) m$ f; X' k: _4 T
his wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he
. T( Z2 ^" G) s4 c1 S5 H- v: Sdecided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he
. @4 H4 X3 I2 \browsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked0 o( w& `6 f2 L# Y
if he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well,
0 H6 z% |" S$ ]6 m2 II don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,
9 @3 _$ A5 R: g) w! Z1 }except... ahhh... never mind."8 Z" k% P9 A! {3 h2 s) e
3 E6 F1 R2 i; @4 U, U. E4 `. X "Except what?" the man asked.
) @7 \7 D% f# n" c' f( T+ w/ s "Nothing, nothing."+ Y% ]/ g! ]0 Q' M
"C'mon, tell me!"
+ j+ E h5 R ^' r8 C "Well, there is VooDoo Dick."* B. q9 W6 `2 ~; }
"What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied.
2 D7 h' A" f4 L. t n# C8 B9 O. z "It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed."8 j# |# z6 f g6 D; P3 K4 @8 g* _
So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box,
9 g& O4 [9 g3 d) c( d8 s: ncarved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very
! h; b3 E4 S' E8 O' {ordinary-looking black dildo.
9 g1 |2 r9 Z) x0 |0 l0 q% r# V The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?"
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The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old$ P/ o4 U& p; [" j4 }" y, \$ }3 }
man pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door."3 j- z$ }( d4 d r
VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started
0 z) ~! \4 w ]# vscrewing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack
& t7 n7 B8 ~, g/ l& Wdeveloped down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,
- l2 M3 u; o& o% s4 w. D"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to
: I3 i! C8 ?, Q& Tthe box and lay there, quiet once again.; i4 T/ @9 b; G
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"I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it g |5 r, z9 i: p; U5 N; B# g
wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took4 l* [$ `7 H/ p8 a2 E; d
it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all 1 w B" W+ m+ S) |2 p
she had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip: g3 q6 S) B3 ^3 x4 Z# q
satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.' m! D+ }6 B5 ]0 x
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After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She
' l0 K& O/ x2 p2 ~; wthought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she
% h1 Y6 _1 x. ~. |+ Hremembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,' F# x' N' y u+ _0 ]+ L" a
"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was3 @; u5 |7 n8 m8 i
great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she 7 j, N" H0 ~5 }: |4 s( c1 C
decided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her B; \/ D6 }! t% Q$ x, R' K8 I
husband had forgot to tell her how to stop it! C. a6 @! C( R. n+ K
9 a8 r7 p2 c5 E* p She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried/ s j* T) G- x( g
to get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick
9 v8 y& O% O- u1 X( sjust wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.: ]+ V5 Z, M ~3 F
' N: X+ p, P5 [( E Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive
' a6 S8 }7 V; E+ V& Nto the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming0 n# C! |* ?0 T& v0 _5 h5 T! i
traffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next8 u) x. h _& T) D
thing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights
( K' e$ y, m% @ F0 L( u" U8 _& oflashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how
{5 {) p8 A3 r/ W$ b# Y! S9 ]* _much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she
- k; y, p1 o" R3 X. Ahadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick.
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5 e/ ?5 G$ M% A1 g2 `4 } The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right
! m- ]- r7 {9 mlady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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