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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
. F |5 e* w4 M3 D3 q7 \* rThe clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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; @5 \- p! z% e/ \ G# hHe happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. - m( P& n4 d6 J$ f9 E8 M
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. 7 H: h; y1 u, z
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The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. 4 f' K9 V+ y$ L
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. , u* G* M3 o, `% y7 }& r
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
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7 D8 G: _* S. t$ Y# s"But it's not for me to question his story. ! g6 c: c5 [; n, ^( r- P
6 {0 R& |. Y3 C C2 [8 h$ I"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
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: \/ W4 f; Y4 P) d* [5 B6 u( V/ tShe admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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! r$ {+ s K" B" P7 p"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. " C7 W2 S$ q' h+ o; Q& f
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"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result." 2 c# l2 ^/ k7 a6 @6 m5 l8 K5 O* S
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. 9 i( [2 }6 o# r/ ^
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