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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。! S! L& N+ f; c Z
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece; I1 Q: U7 N8 T% r
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. ; q4 v& [' a4 i' u$ U/ a/ t0 e
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. * u, E" G/ T7 l `: A$ P# t
% q' M1 @8 l% X/ A% l4 y* Z7 sHe happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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' E6 {9 b' U6 a/ v& [6 [, a T; pThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. j d% `2 S7 V
& A8 z+ s- |6 z- \+ FOthers include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. ) Z" B: P& b2 Y3 k$ ]
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
9 m( v: t" S* n0 j: j! VA & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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7 s1 S2 p' w+ K"But it's not for me to question his story.
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' q/ Q, |; G: R+ p( h: c"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
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% M6 V5 n/ k8 O8 BShe admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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% n3 c' t" A! j" R2 n5 XMs Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. 2 r. j3 h1 t$ p+ u
8 B- M9 D- e8 C0 f: {"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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8 T! r% K5 F6 gHealth staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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: X7 R/ o7 \/ S+ A. `+ G; eA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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