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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。/ Q) U. ]6 ^4 ]8 T
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. . A8 F0 c9 O/ t6 k8 m" E
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. + D/ d7 ^2 { Y. R7 J5 v8 J
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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8 k" n* |" b8 bThe embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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2 U5 l! G7 x0 Y! ]9 |) xThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. 1 c" D4 h" I5 ?% ~; U. d9 t+ T% E
e# {5 _# e; DOthers include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. * z4 B3 n' o' M, w/ m' }
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. 7 ?% }2 D8 B, Q. w% h0 e
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. 3 |$ u4 l( }" C- o/ z
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"But it's not for me to question his story.
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) _. O2 G. N; {: K! `$ v# e$ _9 E"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
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6 n l7 `. P0 Y1 ?) {8 bShe admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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/ l" V7 d' c t X* LMs Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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$ g4 J* c' W* m* E6 t" w"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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: J6 m. R: c$ j"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result." / B) M+ }% z4 \0 ^3 ], j
1 k0 u3 A( j0 ~+ Q! w) Y' a3 wHealth staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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* x0 S' U* H/ h. h" I# DA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. 5 n8 b' t4 {) K6 \) n. N" J
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"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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