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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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0 Z2 k( ]) p; \; j" t' P* S+ z3 Uhttp://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
$ A4 i# }$ [+ f' N6 _% v; O2 I- LThe clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. . a9 j1 h& S& t5 G" m6 @
& @+ b2 G' N E+ n8 }; [6 p) JHe happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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) N$ `$ \6 K$ O3 G" v4 GThe embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. 3 l c9 L: ~9 u3 ]0 f
7 X* D3 S6 H% D* m9 r* IOthers include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
Z* S9 @8 [. h" CLike most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. v" J1 B) P- m) S9 R
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. ! a8 s. r: S8 g$ C
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"But it's not for me to question his story.
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/ g+ m: |# B( Q( D"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
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0 Q) u$ k% \" d3 u; y0 oShe admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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f; J* U/ C# z$ N {7 M"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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6 p4 M' G3 o8 N2 y5 m"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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6 x; s8 s, R& G7 G" z5 \' W* nHealth staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom. ' y0 ^ N: r7 N/ ~; r8 w
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A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. j: Y" L, s8 ?
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