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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。, N' X+ p! R* F- u- Q- c( _0 E0 J
/ u6 a& S) \: E. fhttp://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece3 z7 ~% { {8 C& ~
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
! P- d$ o# H4 TThe clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. ; B4 V* w: |- d7 [) T& Y
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The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.
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9 D' o9 {! Z( n Q; L3 vOthers include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. ( y5 P7 n6 o* U0 R
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. ) B$ X% u& U! P( Q/ P
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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"But it's not for me to question his story.
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"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
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d% A, Q# A |* {She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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9 O f! k, ?* T8 E }7 h" H# H6 w4 SMs Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it. 9 B0 ?$ d# m) I* m$ m9 W
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* }4 s8 u/ n/ X6 k1 x ~/ N. \"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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6 l' J. G% Q+ {5 \% _8 k"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result." 0 w+ h8 Y: g% ~+ I
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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