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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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1 q/ Q* f5 [ G$ X: E+ E7 hA VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. + v: S w \* p0 G
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. 0 O0 i5 [) t! \$ W- l( l) s
" V) m0 _1 L0 x; WHe happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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# c- k! A% l! O$ ]2 KThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. & \- y1 q2 h) O# R4 \
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. 8 u, N- f ] }1 s8 U* f
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
* J+ D3 E& f; M U( W0 KA & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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r5 ~0 f& i: U9 O3 Q"But it's not for me to question his story.
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) J z, ~2 ~8 h9 K& X; |# Q( h"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." ! A0 b* a% X& \$ @6 T/ G4 Y
/ a+ C9 w7 H6 ~4 }8 XShe admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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. A7 k+ z* v) }5 KMs Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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$ M& P4 ]2 k) x' Q"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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9 x- q5 n9 A( x& O! U* M5 _# U"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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