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Spring is officially coming today!+ ^8 ~ k$ o# H
* ]0 Y0 c! k& @$ ?" [5 p+ DThe following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!
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" L& A5 G; B5 w6 }5 @An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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$ R7 E1 V# X" e* p* W1 |! }So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more./ C! I4 Y( ?2 O, j* t h: d
) j% D5 Y8 R& ^; p8 wThe bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.0 ? s. }% ^% Y6 Y. F' A. }
& \3 @. p8 f7 j0 c/ @/ n5 D. ~; NThe bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.& X( e: V4 N# M) m7 k. r
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
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, C" k0 A8 v* LThe bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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