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Spring is officially coming today!" Q/ z$ s. h& x. V% {+ t& z
! S3 b. \/ E+ DThe following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!) K' j8 [; }/ I
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An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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9 A& R& G4 B2 U% t- E1 f4 ^/ s6 DSo the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one." E# Y# \8 f+ Z* U) f
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.: P% c$ W$ w6 b
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.( x/ H; y4 x! ^0 I" L& X
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.% z, H* w5 T" Y1 K" b0 ?
; P* v' M& {9 _0 u3 l7 VThe bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."4 P+ Q+ \ `0 _# K
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The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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