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Spring is officially coming today!
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. Y% ~0 A U, O- a7 E; e* WThe following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!& a/ X, E+ ~5 v$ S: V9 m8 O# N$ Q
" ?) A% f* N. [9 E: y, J$ ?An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please.". d: @+ I$ e R2 o8 ~
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more./ H: p0 g+ W! ? ]) f& E$ C
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The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
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) O5 H R. ? J7 Z; MThe man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.$ S# |# V% J/ m' K# K
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.8 S" a" r1 ~' H: T
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.+ }/ n; t5 [- \
* `! O" X) m0 @- KThe bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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- A8 _1 F' a4 H/ p4 U# EThe man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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发表于 2006-3-17 10:06
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