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Spring is officially coming today!
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- N) K+ n$ j: }2 \The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!4 v/ L% ^/ ^6 H8 |7 l4 f0 |
! Q/ F3 n: W# q7 l/ c# Q4 ^An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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' |& A; R, K0 C& MThe bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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/ d7 t+ A) `9 l9 C4 Z& p+ [The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.# J2 H2 j2 m8 x# Y3 }
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
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) y, Y. F# _5 ^- j; t0 T) WThe bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."8 A6 B* y/ H8 {
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The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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