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Spring is officially coming today!
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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!6 V0 [9 F; e/ O5 u; V) @
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An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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- s' ?8 l7 {3 T6 B& p; MThe bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."3 Q. O: A4 p3 I- O; f6 r
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.9 i& w8 D0 n# P6 z" E' c8 |
& e0 M% N! R+ c0 x0 p# a/ Y5 ^; l! xThe bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
. Z) @/ T. _( S) EEvery week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.. F* K) H z& P- w, ?
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The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."# i& c, |3 U/ q R9 m
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The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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