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Spring is officially coming today!+ U. y( N7 x. m5 q4 g S
2 s; \2 r! n( tThe following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!
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H& ^9 @# C, a- G& y8 p/ {: FAn Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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9 e+ l" g" V9 F6 ^; W( @, ~So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more." W: e; c2 T* h X
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The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."7 H3 @, d+ w7 r1 U
3 e g' N1 k6 G0 U, HThe man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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6 e+ V) h: K: a& SThe bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
" }) @7 ^2 `- p+ U% Z7 q8 d/ `# D2 wEvery week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
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h( l' Y7 k1 C. E9 G2 K; D' ^The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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! @: s8 D2 \9 J. ~" ]. i2 {) uThe man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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