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Spring is officially coming today!1 H) \& g/ W# b6 [1 H1 z
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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!* ~. x! G# e- g. ~3 d
y- f( W$ s3 Y( k3 nAn Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."' \! S" [9 f5 [+ z
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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/ U0 h3 |$ |6 o) I3 c: q1 pThe bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
' X/ \1 }& R K* ?% D: MEvery week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.. U) D& v, i- P, m' p# \6 d
& C1 ]- J+ ]4 O6 [ E$ {) g) u+ bThe bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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发表于 2006-3-17 10:06
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