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Spring is officially coming today!
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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!
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; ~- D% X( P6 X6 D" u' z# BAn Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.( D- \* V; h, O1 z
1 e r, r1 N' f+ fThe bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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8 a- B0 [3 ]* S! S2 t5 B* k2 A# F# SThe bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.. J+ }" d I. ?' c2 X% u' W
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more., c3 }! V8 Y& |6 ~) r! x# R
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The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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+ F5 I4 N0 w9 r3 `2 `0 z, W4 w( U' @7 _The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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发表于 2006-3-17 10:06
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