Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
>> position.
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
+ _" a' t/ }; @! u5 |1 ]>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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& c; f! c6 n: w4 I' ]5 G>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
- ~% P% g# I5 d  |( o5 F6 U) G>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
( A1 q- Q" \1 r/ _>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
>> & meatballs.
" C6 [3 b  e, Q; X% \% }9 ^: i>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
>> a 3-carat ring.
% J- c- Y; p- W9 ?7 W; }>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
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* t2 R5 n7 H$ d>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
: J3 T: L, S$ s0 g9 I, p>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
* c' P# s2 m* j8 p0 q0 M& E4 g>> Nothing happens again.
2 G# G: M. d9 F4 ?* f+ \# C>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
* _2 o/ h% Y) n>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
; h0 x% }* B' J/ Y% O4 e  f. c/ a, d>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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; j* ^9 @: ^: W>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
7 H. P! X9 t! u. K6 B+ k# a* c, j>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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/ f2 ?* a( ?" L: R2 R! Y>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
( b/ V, A. w2 b, t>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
2 k9 C& T; @3 V9 k! F4 X5 ?>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
9 P, r$ Q8 q' a1 B( p2 G' c>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
1 q( L/ `# j; n5 F3 O! m2 g' h>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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% x% {$ U2 G! g) P6 F! _>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
- j  Q, O0 J# `6 R6 g" j>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
1 t( f& B2 c  c5 k>>             No third date.