Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
) a2 j" [/ p% U3 D3 o+ U>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
>> position.
>>
. i/ T; @, ]% D8 s7 S! n>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>
# `& s3 E4 `2 d% ?>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
6 y$ ~, f$ m) O; M, f( b. L>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
+ @  A" A: J: Y, j! N6 S  Z2 D>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>> & meatballs.
+ v  J, s+ w- u; q# H>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
4 B7 i" H% u% V$ D- m>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.
>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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- s" j! A) I; L/ i* n/ E>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
* Y4 N  y8 V; H7 H>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
+ }# W: G$ c6 n! m6 _9 w  _1 }) V>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
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>>
0 o; \# \$ R2 G>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
3 M' k& [9 k* t/ \9 p- |; Y>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
* G' s8 C, J% ?5 r1 g# lyou've
0 V! {* k: c* k0 J0 A% ]. f8 \9 [>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
>>
$ x  O3 r% k+ Z>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
8 x/ j: [( R: J; `- v/ t& a4 I>>             First date: Meet her parents.
& `3 Q7 f4 X7 l5 K>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
/ j! {' d3 H4 a8 A>>             Third date: Wedding night.
>>
# J& F4 E% z, U/ c>>             BLACK WOMEN:
- u: d( \% q4 }( u! j>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
  C8 s6 I) \5 c: f>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
>> expensive dinner.
/ x  g$ L" _- q% n" b9 L; ]>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
  G  A) G# Q9 y% {4 S9 Q4 A>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
>>
>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
; H7 ?" y* j" W- v5 |. t>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
7 v1 B% t: H* Q, F+ \>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
8 T& x: e( M* Y, N% B  \looks
>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
>>
>>
. m; C4 t. B: k>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
' d0 W! p; Q$ l0 E& c>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
2 k; h( x9 C. G6 B) x3 W2 B>>             No third date.