Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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>> position.
>>
3 D" D' T% u0 N- {9 I" }, g/ V>>             IRISH WOMEN:
* F! E. ~; k0 p: l>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
8 n: }; \  E% J' b( l$ Y, [- L; H>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
# g& ]& s1 z1 Z$ W7 v! e>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
7 ?: }8 C- U" g) [" ^. v>> restaurant.
>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>> & meatballs.
>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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5 y: n% I* k- C5 {4 C- y>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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  o8 z; v  t2 X>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
1 b% _* l9 P4 y>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
# I  z+ @$ L5 c; G6 M% q( Z>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
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2 H" @$ X1 v/ R: }>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
( H  r# P9 L1 `1 X* C9 ?" |>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
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8 X! i- x1 B6 v  Y  `>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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5 T- S) t8 D! E7 i>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
3 |' }9 Y# V+ N# _( ?% F>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
: [  c/ c8 X; ?+ M8 [. i  l+ E: k( b>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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$ i4 _2 p6 P1 ^. v& K; b>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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9 u3 X' g4 y7 t' A# d$ b( a>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
" m( X6 l/ ^3 G% x& \>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
) j8 S0 ^; y' \) b>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
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for
1 s  ]/ ~9 d) i>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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+ x3 j2 K4 D. W# {) ?" ~& J& P>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
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>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.