Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
7 ~" a" J8 c5 b$ K8 D8 e>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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>> position.
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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7 O. ?/ }% Y; w4 m0 @# L6 v' W" ]>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
3 V& M! h6 D( a9 B. U>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>> & meatballs.
' A% @8 o( p8 l+ r; y8 j) `! v>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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  N. v% @5 T2 U1 R4 m1 D6 f>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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+ U$ {+ [- f" K! }>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
, f" X2 E# h! d6 z9 Q- L& ]- w- l+ e>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
>> again.
>>
- o0 ]* Q$ l& n- y>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
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>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
3 b  ^; a) h% \: o8 B) F>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
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0 ]( R. O5 T, z. K0 W3 L- A>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
) Y5 r9 W  ?& v8 w8 M8 I>>             First date: Meet her parents.
; E2 B+ C+ z# I4 Q6 J1 u0 D. O>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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  f% c8 c. m  k" S* r4 `>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
, z, l, H$ Y( V* _9 ]>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
! I% Q; o( ?7 s9 M, K>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
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>>
/ Y! f- [( ^& k% h5 I8 P>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.