Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
$ A7 {1 o$ f& f5 W7 x( {>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
$ w$ s! ?* P2 u>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
>> position.
>>
>>             IRISH WOMEN:
4 d: _! V( v, _>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
% B8 A5 j; R7 J4 K& q- w5 F2 F2 j>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>
>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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* p7 \. K! N) F  `: S( Q# R. K) p>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
>> & meatballs.
; S* B: \% L7 K9 G7 g>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
$ e5 m$ q4 w4 s5 P>> a 3-carat ring.
1 m+ O( C. L! c2 B. G9 r>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
>> thought of having sex.
% ?  z9 l1 j% T>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
>> again.
>>
>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
+ G0 v0 e% a4 i4 n* u$ k$ ]7 R! n  i$ R>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
: E7 [7 E. a5 d4 `& e>> nothing happens.
, ^/ S. _) _/ b0 ]>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
- W1 n$ T/ m* h+ o! d+ Iyou've
>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
>>
' F' ]2 L9 V4 ?1 t. w! W>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
+ Q. ^' T2 r6 d+ j4 z1 g% N) T) H>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
; u& t5 @' Z) [+ L5 k>>             Third date: Wedding night.
>>
>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
2 S, l( N5 v1 f0 ?real
>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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( v1 A# g  l* O" R' w>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
" t) }: }# ^* h. r/ F>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
  d0 B5 t1 B3 L4 e* T# K>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
/ y: y8 s" G( _+ P1 e8 q% W>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
2 R! s: T2 z+ K: sfor
>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
) u# h2 H: |6 `- k  {3 k>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
>>
>>
>>             ARAB WOMEN:
/ b/ h! l0 h$ k>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
1 Q4 }0 Q. O5 H# z7 A( H>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
3 S" P2 m+ ~8 `& D>>             No third date.