Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
6 `8 [; _. b  H- d0 P% V9 N>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
: R1 ^. I4 a$ B>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
; R2 u4 r/ {0 T' r: k>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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+ x( {/ e: Q) S0 l5 P>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
. b8 x% z2 ?' t>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
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( o; ^4 `) O0 a: n>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
>> a 3-carat ring.
+ {' U- G# h5 X% m>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.
9 |# J) `$ P9 q" Q$ H  S1 N>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
( @" `! P: E7 l, @" t3 R& K3 v! U5 g>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
- Q  q% g4 k* y9 I; d>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
$ t8 i% ^8 ?$ T: P" B>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
7 o4 x( d. d# r0 }>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
( H* W0 d" @- z- q! d8 Z0 u4 I>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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( r. L( H9 C' c, ]>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
4 ~9 g+ b. o: x>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
8 d7 T4 m+ \4 w: N$ @' G9 Q$ P>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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+ x  I$ C& I' s+ [>>             BLACK WOMEN:
3 F) \; _; N4 m; Q% h  u>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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( u8 l" U- |5 ~6 b2 d2 c>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
% v0 [3 ?4 ]& u>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
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5 D5 P' V, a% f6 l>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
>>
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' J1 g' t. W' n>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
% m, s' R7 }. W9 J& p>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.