Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
/ N; Y4 J7 R: b8 s>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
! x4 Z1 n- `$ Z6 O>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
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>>
>>             IRISH WOMEN:
, w8 f- z, g4 c>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
" H# M2 x9 v9 w, C' A1 Y>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
% `+ i. y) v. Y6 x" x>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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! {1 O4 G* E- |0 s% c* H>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
* ]5 M: u( E' R+ ]7 j2 d8 |>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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3 H, H3 d& t9 r>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
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>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
0 w* f+ V" t: F' g' m. H7 X0 ?; C>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
5 L$ K( P& X! M1 m>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
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3 h' l. V* a: @1 x>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
$ k& O9 c7 w4 b>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
: y+ q% m7 e$ c, i. |& y! [4 T>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
9 @9 g0 G, z9 d, N>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
0 P+ T* [2 P$ L0 G  A- f4 D$ R>>             First date: Meet her parents.
4 t& ?. Y+ F, f>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
+ G9 i) D6 m6 ^>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
>> expensive dinner.
9 `2 J* H/ R( ]8 V  _>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
  c5 |9 N  T: a6 Z) E7 r5 _- @>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
9 U$ o# R- @7 G, P3 N6 W>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
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>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
7 L& _9 {& M/ ]% ^* I+ [6 e. _>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
6 B" T6 Z& u5 y; {* u: Csister's
5 ?+ ]: y1 Y. _>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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9 s' o" Q, e9 f$ {" z>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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. n3 M# m" ]( h6 c>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
( I) b- e2 I- s3 Y2 |+ _, [>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.