1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? ) ^! E& Y' l! I0 z Q& [( y
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. 1 I9 h* K+ i8 |9 ?, Z& n2.Is chicken soup good for your health?5 @! S" h& k( G! g1 `7 _9 w
Not is you’re a chicken.+ |! O2 d4 U9 ^, O) ^
3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? , b1 V8 Q7 t5 {: S: w8 |/ | The outside., I5 D: [: [2 i
4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?- C: I" S% p5 q1 O
Fry-day!% _: o! M: u% Y6 V
5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?2 Q2 {7 [/ ^* J( f; W4 h
No idea.& M8 r* w* o5 }6 g% a" T" Y
6.Why you go to bed? 4 U+ k2 v8 X7 H7 \% {/ p Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 + z( J a, e# U4 h1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 9 r' U! ]0 H( _1 X
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.2 o- q7 }' [6 G. M% W( M' @& x- \
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?9 ^3 v2 v, J0 p9 c, R2 {, i
Not if you’re a chicken.& C1 ~/ d3 ]' ]# g* a
3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表: L2 d' D6 W8 }3 {% O
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? ' L1 G/ G7 _1 n- {2 T I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. 6 N1 ~( c6 b- A6 n' l3 f1 }. K$ w2.Is chicken soup good for your health?8 v6 m& _1 U. Z u0 F
Not is you’re a chicken. $ ^( K3 h ^6 a1 E! { l) U5 {" k3.Which side of the chi ...
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