1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 6 V( Z' d+ H; \$ k8 F
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. T$ c$ V& q; j0 g3 g/ f6 I o2.Is chicken soup good for your health?/ e* Y7 k" S+ [& V: b
Not is you’re a chicken. 5 s& {9 {# O+ Z# D3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?8 P$ ^" J; j& E4 v& A
The outside. C2 Y5 J( e8 k$ s8 W0 n! o
4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?" Z( f( @6 N/ x
Fry-day! & ~# j1 ?% v5 z* U% n5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?! P( r$ V) J$ X U7 U% b3 b
No idea. 9 I1 w0 ?8 u5 P7 g, a5 o( w6.Why you go to bed?% z$ }0 w8 K5 ]. j3 k
Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表+ a. F. d: Z* \ G7 ?# H) d+ D
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 9 V* B+ l6 z, P7 ?6 ^6 h$ g
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. ; f4 d5 x7 j2 r5 `7 L9 ?; J6 s- m2.Is chicken soup good for your health? $ `3 W0 Y( j7 L# R. Z, h" p( Y) i Not if you’re a chicken.; }% ^* y2 `0 ]. R( K: k
3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表1 [2 L* P! g' h0 e
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 0 Q( J8 j! k$ V I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.! c- k& [/ K) B: h0 `
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?3 b0 K3 f$ o9 d/ R) N! n0 U2 q
Not is you’re a chicken./ ^* X1 s- T6 H' E$ _
3.Which side of the chi ...
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lol