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1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? + N0 |7 M7 y) i h' W% O- ]- N5 [2 L
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.
% b7 Y+ b. U2 z1 W: I& D- ?- l2.Is chicken soup good for your health?
+ V1 _. Q0 @$ M! r9 N0 [+ u, a2 t# Q4 m Not is you’re a chicken., a' d7 {# Z* A' ?! I
3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?
, G, _3 _1 ^1 y; |) W The outside.
6 C8 p2 a, _, H4 I& u* t: ^, B& I& [4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?5 d# ]- G+ j, y3 e7 x/ X( I
Fry-day!
a; W" k9 K; y n5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?
* `4 {4 w5 ?3 t No idea.
5 R- T7 Q/ R$ ^3 [6.Why you go to bed?! g @' a# R8 }
Because the bed won’t come to you. |
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