1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 6 W- h6 ]# M/ f# w
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.4 I& R6 M1 S7 [0 \( ]1 Y" K
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?+ M- b/ R) N# F8 P
Not is you’re a chicken. - [& a) E3 a. K: p1 k. Z3 {, |3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? + b* H! a b/ Z8 K3 T! z B The outside. 4 S9 ]" s \/ Q6 Z0 B4.Which day of the week do chicken hate? t U9 q0 K! U/ Z8 A
Fry-day! _3 s# r6 j# s2 U1 [' x& W0 P
5.What do you call a deer with no eyes? & l" m* b) D: I+ T# } No idea. . L! D( T, w, q* b7 B6.Why you go to bed? 1 M' S+ F! t- T Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表6 S) [$ i( E* [6 c
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? * E' q! u3 G5 v% F' \* J I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. , l) x: s# ^" Q# e5 Z2.Is chicken soup good for your health? & u- U+ m. |2 k6 p/ j8 q Not if you’re a chicken. 1 g1 d1 e0 ?8 e" M( h3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 ' W) f+ j: _3 S2 F1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? ; S) j& Y1 m- {1 @. u, \ I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. 3 l6 G1 w; S7 d+ G2.Is chicken soup good for your health? : D. I7 I5 |+ p3 g/ W& a Not is you’re a chicken. 4 d1 f8 B8 L% _1 h9 U0 D, }$ b3.Which side of the chi ...