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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
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He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the 8 R0 Q1 n* |" ]" E, ~) J% j
sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?" 8 _! }5 J7 o( U9 ?
* g: w) o6 r' Y6 E7 I/ D5 QThe salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?( O6 T3 T' K C3 r+ [8 ^4 n( r
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We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie 3 `( D, U& s! @% _9 e
for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95". * K5 v- l/ I& j; F# p
) m) H: Z, X' k$ jThe amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the + A" T; i4 j- c# o4 {% ], J
Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
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The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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