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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
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He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the
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6 Z+ f+ T4 H- J; A6 QThe salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?1 p/ f7 Z% F- \; ]- y
- R5 ^2 q$ M, r( r3 v- {We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie
: _+ w/ K- ~$ L2 K i' efor $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95". * N4 s8 W7 h2 g( w$ S; s
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The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the
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1 L! Z( I) |0 V: sThe annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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