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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....) Q: I" {+ q9 o* I0 t( O7 d( r
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1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. / O5 p$ z7 T% Z  K3 y$ q1 u/ {
2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. 9 s! B( ]- R/ w( r% w7 ^
3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
/ k4 h! j( q# o0 I/ d2 l5 R4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."] ' k- R7 T4 O: f  z. i
5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. 6 {( b. x" D% j/ {( I
6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
: M! X0 l' i! J# R- V7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. . h6 |  A, ]8 M! h- l! |
8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.   I* k( v1 i1 T( B5 C
9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
' i2 @- p7 ]6 f+ u9 x' V( i. F  X10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. & J/ F# K! q& {
11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.   e$ `+ _* B$ @( O, a
12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy" / ^& h/ ], f$ E6 l6 k
13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
5 ]0 ]$ r+ Z$ ^14.        Can I flirt with you? ( Z) M& b2 |7 [& r& ?
15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. ) n0 @% R9 ]: m& k
16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if ' B9 d6 m. m% ~! Z& h# h
17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. ' @; t, C8 Y+ B: v
18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven? 1 ~" Y) E+ X: l+ U* F4 Y
19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes.
( L" `; P3 |4 K/ s! V20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
( r) S  t) E* e; Q  B21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? : ^% m+ {5 p* j5 S7 ^
22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
9 e" ^7 Q. W( P* Q- u- d23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
% p% h! t0 C% D( Z7 [3 U24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you? 7 G% r+ a, R  T# a* a0 o7 s
25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. 3 n* B8 V$ z& d$ F# u3 O7 z
26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
& J9 _& o$ ^: c5 r/ k5 U- i27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? , w$ M; I8 J) H$ K; }
28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
2 S% J0 Q" t& b; }8 Q29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
. L. g4 x- F2 K' E. g30.        So... How am I doing'? % E, }8 f( ^/ g' X6 f- e& |
31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes? ) ]+ _$ c. y1 Q/ |: J
32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg. $ a* Z' k( v8 N9 W! a+ M/ W2 |% Q
33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it? ' W& U5 c8 H* r; z
34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
" S( j7 l5 ?7 B: l35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
4 Z% _9 x0 P$ C36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? 0 U) B9 v0 p4 k0 `' D
37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...
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