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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
4 i& l* r# w, \" L2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
9 L8 c- d+ O& M# k6 e3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. " ]7 P5 C3 n" R8 i2 \, n" V( k, E& u; `
4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
; o8 O! T" l4 u* t2 `5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. * x0 K* P1 \) V8 b' {
6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? % z+ W8 ?; G) J; n
7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.   e, P6 ~3 _2 d6 _2 K. J
8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
( o$ e' f( b0 e6 e8 o& f$ i9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
# ?: |9 Q0 M% D) u8 g10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. ( s5 e% l1 m  b6 g/ b" ?- F$ o
11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream. & n. ^# o/ V& j/ I0 p; E( y
12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
0 V# f9 X4 f8 R13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
: o; ~' E3 T  k14.        Can I flirt with you?
/ J/ r/ F8 A' d' m2 z* g( |15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
% i! j" h4 R5 Q- Y8 B, L16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
6 w1 C1 `3 i5 J& M6 \. |# j17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. / `  X+ b9 l6 w- A" {2 G; k- w  u
18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven?
! s* \+ G+ G" o! Q. a( f/ \+ L19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes. ( [/ r0 f! n5 R# t
20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? * w+ O2 b1 u" G; z& H; t
21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
: @+ j6 t& y1 u7 x  d) ?6 D6 m22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. + F; x) ?# Z3 Q$ e% [; K- B: }
23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken? 5 U2 M' @6 |- Z, Z. L( V* ^
24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you? 8 Q# @8 @- I5 Y* ?/ N8 J
25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
7 l4 g: s# p- s: _; ^! F6 I: b26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
/ p% |) p! U8 s% C; Q3 Q: k4 m27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?   R, Z. l( {/ _3 `' Y( J
28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. 2 l6 x: H% |  I4 g+ [
29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
5 s- _8 n: Q* A& i! t+ l( ^30.        So... How am I doing'? ! O3 `8 O: t& L4 g) V
31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
# F- t6 u! A( z9 x: _! J32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
" W9 v" o$ z* l- t* T33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
& h8 I% n5 f: D% G4 {34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?   q$ Q) k& `5 W$ u1 ]( s/ O
35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
" w4 a# V/ u! P1 j: `( K36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? + z( M1 T5 h) R" I* h" ?& t) D
37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...
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