Pickup lines

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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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( y/ q/ B6 B% T. C7 }. Y9 ~$ ]1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
3 c1 k5 ]8 S( a2 r6 p/ L3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
2 _+ @  ~) F7 S! p4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
# j" k# x7 N" m2 m! H, p, W$ w$ _9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
3 ]# U0 f( N% c10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
/ p) j' Q4 H: I4 ?% ^11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
14.        Can I flirt with you?
15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
. L( C9 F' y6 x6 d. f/ `3 X16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
& h5 ~" E& j! p17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
% o  |- P3 ^) I  T# I$ T- U4 v2 j18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven?
19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes.
20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
6 ~7 ~2 L7 a2 v- B0 r21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
4 w8 h! f  R. @8 {; k22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
2 d' v6 y' f/ z) e6 Y  ^24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you?
25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
% C4 }3 ~1 J7 ^% w4 \1 J& M" v6 L! z27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
! e2 P2 [  E) u( `7 s3 w28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
! E7 M0 w7 e4 {; n, h5 Q29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
+ v6 d1 N. x( T; q/ Z30.        So... How am I doing'?
31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
% Y& [' k0 W. B, Z4 Z6 J7 E; L32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
0 r6 z1 Q9 X6 F( n% U/ m33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
( V8 e5 L) }9 o. Q35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
8 F4 p* ~* h! [4 j# e  ^; [36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
  f0 I! Z7 \3 f* b7 F4 c7 c& w/ ^7 ?37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...