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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....5 K! M7 w, v  y6 v3 l0 {; T

9 I2 |; g! |' W9 J$ S1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
4 y3 W( d2 g3 i1 j* _1 ?7 g5 s6 ?2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
- Q8 }+ y/ B9 }. ~3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
* N" ~# ^9 j% k4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
8 i* ]- k9 |3 K2 Z! _8 J5 Q5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. ' y1 b' t$ l9 b" L. Y! c0 W  I: a
6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? : s, q& x- ]/ F/ R/ L- b
7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. ! ]( r! ?9 o! E: u* P3 E" g
8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
. Y4 Q: [0 u& \9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? # g& ^% K, E/ ^& `
10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
  H) S5 [. l- L11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
! k" `, r6 [, w. ?* \' {* R$ f12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"   y/ {" ]# c9 V$ ?6 X6 z
13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on? $ L8 H" K' |1 ?/ Q
14.        Can I flirt with you?
3 r2 l' V" B( E  x15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
4 T/ l+ Z/ d' Y# E4 R9 B' u16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if 1 U6 V& E+ Y& ^; O* N3 C: O
17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. * K# k; L: R9 L. F
18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven?
3 h! x/ r1 m1 X+ I% J2 V19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes.
* R; d; V7 [' x& l9 G20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
- s4 G7 I0 _8 L. a5 s21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
. C3 t% K. a  ]: b22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. & T3 F+ u3 v9 C+ B/ g% _
23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken? ; o) @2 z* d6 l6 N8 Y" J
24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you?
4 ?8 {6 C4 U7 w7 V* J' y5 e25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. , I2 m) x( f/ \" O7 e
26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. 9 I: H" w! T: J
27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? . n1 i$ A- X. F9 I- i- n* s3 j6 B
28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. # S. J" u+ _- U+ B* `
29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
5 @1 V! T; a) p* e9 ]8 r, o30.        So... How am I doing'? & b# I- J0 C+ k3 u
31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes? , _; Y; G% ~* y+ d0 K* P
32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
$ H+ s( e* ~' n, L) z( N33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
* N. l7 Y9 f  v34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? 1 v( m! u: C2 X0 R7 u
35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. 3 j2 B0 }! h6 g1 F
36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? 1 O# u% u/ G: b5 F; a
37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...
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