Pickup lines

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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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; w* S) a, Y$ U' x" B( ]5 v1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
$ }1 _& L/ |: z2 H4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
) O& }. F& j" ~) n/ [- b; H$ m6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
: z* J  h; \% r6 n7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
0 X2 ]; b, T9 w, O- ~8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
$ y) z* a9 C% A( |; w: f9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
) B. V% E! ?( F9 B11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
  M) T2 r2 ^9 E3 z5 ?14.        Can I flirt with you?
: f) J. r' d+ B$ I15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
$ y$ V: M( e3 x; k$ U+ {17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven?
19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes.
20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
9 o$ V5 v, B$ X21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
1 }& _, K! D% x, |9 {- L0 X7 O& p22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
0 J# Z) c0 S8 F% D2 L23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you?
6 H# u3 t# i4 G' r25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
) z. c5 Q5 E9 N- K  e: {1 }* v26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
" B4 ?7 W8 m& d1 E27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
5 _; G5 S/ X3 w* o$ i) L29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
6 J# [* R/ n, A' Y30.        So... How am I doing'?
3 x! I2 m$ e+ ?; a, g7 _( q: c31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
+ @2 @/ r# i5 v32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
  m5 \. R! D' }. d1 @0 d3 j4 \, Q! i34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
" R( T- e) H; V* z5 J+ n35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
5 A  ^! N5 R. q7 N' e$ D37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...