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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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1 R6 ^. I+ Z3 r$ Z0 x1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
, X+ m, o) F# {) s' h; y8 k2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
% \9 p$ f4 n4 Z9 h; E3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
3 a2 u0 H: S1 v8 O( q4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
3 k- \. E) p" `( W+ p$ X# g5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. , r9 H  s+ x# m3 Z( p" z7 j
6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
7 C3 N, d- ]2 `3 R: z9 o7 b7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
; ~+ {( h% O" z0 f4 _0 N8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
' }  [% e, d& e) y. k& z. B9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
: r# R3 ?5 n8 Q10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
. M( B- o! T( k. i4 w11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
% b! w, e8 {3 u12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
, n8 F, I  o$ W- J/ G; @* a) y13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on? . y/ n6 n1 s  j* P
14.        Can I flirt with you?
* D; E, b% c1 E3 c+ g" z& \15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
& T7 ?: h4 i; s+ k2 `16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
. ]; _* q+ T* |( C17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. , N& A( j& y) u& N0 n! X
18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven?
; P0 W4 [1 c0 ~1 u0 Q19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes.
( C$ F0 r' u, F3 B20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
/ t" Y" m( H& |+ a" w0 P3 C21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? 0 y4 i: b. \9 f
22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. - t5 G" W' }; U4 v
23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken? 4 Z4 [- z. U  [- l2 r( ^
24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you?
8 W) M$ L0 n* [8 a; p: E2 J* n25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
: s, l# u* y3 T3 y; V/ F26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. 4 l% ^5 G! z' u: G) ?
27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
5 [0 t' C; N( l$ Y! o6 Q& c28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. / j* g7 V( ^- r  C! N7 l1 P
29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? - v% k& Z* ~" {; Z3 Z
30.        So... How am I doing'? / [9 b. l. r, C: K6 {; U
31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
, W9 w$ B( s7 A, p& g32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg. + l( d" w6 E' r7 S
33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it? ( P, e2 P0 ^; \% w
34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? $ Y& N6 {9 C! l1 |
35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
* i3 z( t0 ?6 s8 |0 \" r/ J36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
4 G' N( n+ B& x0 r, N" j37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...
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