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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.- a1 X$ h" ~# {' b+ Y0 U+ j. c/ G3 F( b

, z) v2 S( q6 P: W+ m6 w& y2 F; W2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.: X6 j: U' z3 G/ {  `+ n- @

7 |. E3 Z' Y) E3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge." @5 b/ f4 F, W9 h9 e) l

" e7 e  E* n$ E2 h1 O& Z) f4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.3 p+ k. ]4 e  w2 B% k" @  N
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.3 T$ n* a7 A$ s% a2 N  @

* O% h' d0 Y4 b* W5 R' Q" i7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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& d% g' w2 T) m1 u8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9 i& F  O6 `7 B: ~( ~9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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5 ?& a* G3 ]* p: K10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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1 {/ \* q. p+ A* ]11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.4 H, u9 d1 N2 z) o4 U! L

$ O+ W% K2 ~& O. ]+ J14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.% t* x( o/ V7 j! \

( T) R5 a$ _, h15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.& c% o* X% s. d& g1 `# a8 h

7 O; n# f, |) L" B2 W* D& l16.) You take naps.- L8 A- r8 U# c! N- z

0 K' X5 j  b/ O% B: G1 l17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.: s$ v1 x, X0 k; }
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.7 \/ S' q, Q, `7 L& _# Y& i$ e

  i8 W1 ^% v" p3 S( ~; L1 B21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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; y$ G2 K) H0 {22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
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鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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