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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 9 p% ?4 e Y _4 h% ~
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.0 z* [) x* `+ R# k$ O1 _
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.+ f# x4 G, m6 ^+ g. c
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.: I" t8 [1 ~* i. r. O
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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- S& W% X& G6 A9 Z7 l6 i# J5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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5 W! Z0 N* I& U; k0 @, }* w8 [* e6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.! v% p; ]$ D% K7 e; [' S5 W
; q+ B( ]$ a% L6 Z9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)% `' u9 h/ m& B% q, T
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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1 V8 H' h3 c9 L" c# X5 b13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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1 m, y0 B- |* u% ?& [14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.) p1 A1 Y$ f/ V5 @
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt./ b( `% [; b# D3 M7 W
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16.) You take naps.
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G) V( e* b2 h17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.; I: q1 m: M2 M5 F# e8 F
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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# h1 O( u: b; ] U. M& c3 i22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 0 N; r* z; F$ K; e8 ^- G; m
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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