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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 2 i1 A% E+ N2 ~, h. ?, s
) J: g d3 ?) M/ O i% T, ^1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.8 ~% K5 e) N B9 J3 u, w# L, y4 @. i
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.8 V ]% f6 J; Y% C2 z
5 o- R. m+ k" b5 l1 i" o5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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- B& V+ \( E* r2 [7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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1 f1 t- W9 S: N' W. q8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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: `: U: y& f1 L* ~- }9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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. ]& m7 K$ `) V7 f- x11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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4 E2 q j; r, J" z12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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' I, v3 l3 B B+ r6 d13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.1 y5 M4 n. S1 H6 v9 D5 h3 c
1 r5 F3 D, u2 k( a7 F0 g14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.. D' \" c4 ]' g/ {7 [$ K: c0 j/ o) \- q
8 M9 R9 k4 `, {2 Z, f; b15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.' f8 [% x2 S# b$ a( |8 F2 w
" Z+ a8 B+ `6 A+ Z: e6 O( \16.) You take naps.0 [) D' g3 ^ m. c7 O
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.+ Z7 \% ]( @8 x0 a1 T
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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, T1 H8 x/ o# j+ w' X3 L3 m19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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F( x3 O6 U* J6 w6 I20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.; J' d6 Z) t* j2 z* u( Z9 R4 T$ q
' G& N5 o; ~& M* z+ s21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"% H; R4 y' v9 p. H! j- n* n7 w
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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