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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.5 E( B5 r- n6 q6 X5 k ?$ ^
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.% L, k# j D2 q0 ]5 x' n( o
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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) l$ E6 s0 i1 {5 c2 Y5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.% i" T- S2 p8 J) o! O3 ]
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.3 ~; ?: A1 c" [+ ~7 _
) o( k7 O6 q+ W* U" c6 i8 k7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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$ j. d- U7 i0 a8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.# L% P0 u7 ]# D- y; a9 ]+ ]! t
' ] h0 U7 r9 X! C; U10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)' ^- ?% M0 X \
& W, b0 M: G: F# V11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you." o% J( t$ M* ~! I9 ]" c6 C
2 w: J& R7 v; w12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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: o0 s5 p2 p' W13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.3 B% A4 {: v0 J2 V
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.: T. \& }" I$ w/ d6 d
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16.) You take naps.
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) b/ \! j4 N+ E: t7 Y# B y17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.& m" P$ j P: e, ]
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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" d: l0 ~" c# C" J+ H2 d k19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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8 ^. j# R! C# H20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.9 d& b8 q& E$ Y) R/ E7 U& R
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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( F9 l0 I3 Q0 T- D3 w9 U22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. , J% u, o; s' J& H8 t$ c
' E6 B% d9 z* k& w1 y23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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