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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 5 `% H6 S) w: `% y, H3 B0 Q z
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.) O* y/ U* y4 f/ C7 D% v
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.7 h5 h. ~! v5 N
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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! T. F9 D& h$ h4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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( v3 A' l7 Y! m! |' f+ s5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.) O6 P* N* d/ n/ N
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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, O: ~/ d U, z9 a. T7 G8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.. z9 U0 p' ^0 |1 t
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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+ `# U1 H; q% X: M( t11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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6 b. Z$ W: y) i' U; w13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.1 T* w, t5 r% ~5 F1 T0 ]! A
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.+ @) ?, {" f* K g
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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: i% p. [# u! Y% x# C16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.8 I7 W) f) L; q
: `( z3 Y( i e5 x3 w( y18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.- b4 m% X! B; E) v
) ?4 d3 A5 x) Q# R19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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+ s; D6 u% _7 }: Q! I21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"8 a8 F+ l4 ^7 i. d
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 4 {: l; _; r% E
( o8 b& i4 ~& C+ A: }: V" ~2 l* n23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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