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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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* b, k5 @# k R& G4 i; e* d' q1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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; k5 B; G3 l" x# O2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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+ R; z' F' H$ ~ S9 d6 a3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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9 A) H( U& g0 I4 N( H- f4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.2 I% ^: P3 w5 @' D* U" r
T% V' c$ `+ P0 X0 ^% h1 x8 {5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.8 H+ v2 v1 n6 q; x) L# f
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.) K' F# o X$ R7 ~& Z% g6 h
& j" G! k: ~: L0 e2 C- g7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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# G% }* o4 e. C3 c- \' @ Y& P8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.. T" V1 J3 j6 H8 A0 H
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.! `6 D9 V0 {7 ^% ]" N- M
# f+ D5 r4 Z5 g9 l8 R12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.& S( C+ Z3 Z, ]5 a
# N& a1 y8 k9 H2 f9 F15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.( F; e% s! g f/ x
- |; w& N$ [; ^( E4 h19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.6 a* V* E, U& e; s
+ C# k$ ~6 K$ f' h- J21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"8 ~1 H! ?( H& F
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. * z4 I1 s5 M' o/ x3 c: D
8 ]9 H5 Q& g) B9 j2 V) K5 Q23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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