最强的英文翻译

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1． we two who and who？
　　咱俩谁跟谁阿
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　　2． how are you ? how old are you?
　　怎么是你，怎么老是你？

　　3． you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
　　你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

　　4． you have seed ,I will give you some color to see see, brothers ,together !
　　你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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　　5． hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have
　　nothing to say,go home!!
　　有事起奏，无事退朝

　　6． you me you me
　　彼此彼此
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3 A2 u2 ~* s# A6 U# f9 ~$ ]0 G　　7． You Give Me Stop!!
+ z9 L+ M4 U! V8 {+ H% Z　　你给我站住！

, p  \0 N5 X( g3 w0 Y9 B　　8． know is know noknow is noknow
　　知之为知之，不知为不知…

　　9． WATCH SISTER
　　表妹

+ n6 C6 M: z) A% S7 T6 D　　10． dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
　　龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！

3 W, D& {2 w9 \* \% Q3 ^6 c　　11． American Chinese not enough
% c& K6 Z" D4 M7 s4 r　　美中不足

/ m) m( j. a+ J8 A. V  D　　12． one car come, one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
　　车祸现场描述
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　　13． heart flower angry open
　　心花怒放

　　14． go past ,no mistake past
# _4 M/ e4 f3 o" V( z/ z　　走过路过，不要错过

& i0 ~2 o  Y$ w" I4 h2 U　　15． 小明：I am sorry!
　　老外：I am sorry too!
　　小明：I am sorry three!
　　老外：What are you sorry for?
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