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罗米欧和朱丽业的天津版对话

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发表于 2006-5-7 01:19 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Romeo (holding her hand as they dance): "You are like a shrine enclosing a holy relic, and I would be unforgivably uncouth to touch it with my unworthy hand except that I am ready to "kiss away" the damage I have done." (In other words: "I love holding your hand; may I kiss it?")
* i( U! s- q, v, T大妹子,你就象个围着老古董的小楼,我介手猫你,不能原谅,不过我想咬你一口,把我作的缺德事改过来
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Juliet (probably amused, but cautious, teases him): "There's nothing wrong with your hand (I like it!), and handholding while we dance is quite legitimate; but you're being a little too bold in wanting to kiss me. If you're really a pilgrim, you should greet me only with your hand, as 'palmers' do.") D6 ~8 D. t- y. L* y  }+ a2 @
大哥,你介手没事。介不就系跳舞吗,人家说就说七吧(都要说3 音,带拐弯)? 你要咬我,可贼大胆拉。你要真系先头部队的,你该伸把手坑个气
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' R5 D/ P1 \0 V, e" cRomeo: "Hey, even holy pilgrims are human: they've got lips. Please let me kiss you."
, h' H+ K; Q# F3 X' b就系先头部队的不也系人吗,他们不也有舌头吗?让我咬你一口吧: l' |# h) l% e2 E7 `! |$ }- L, G

7 l1 ]; F, {4 H. Y6 Y  FJuliet: "Pilgrims use their lips for praying, not kissing."
/ a& c! P9 }9 H: Q4 k: q) |先头部队拿嘴请菩萨的,不咬
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7 Z: c* O5 m) F% |' \+ ~Romeo: "Fine, so I'm praying to you to let me kiss you. If my prayer isn't answered I may lose my religious faith."
4 u! m3 r& p- ~( Q你介人,好吧,我向菩萨念经要咬你。要是还咬不了你,我就不信佛了, c; O8 s/ P/ T5 g6 \0 O, A
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Juliet: "Well, if I were a statue of a saint you were praying to, I might just grant your prayer although I'd remain motionless." (In other words, "I won't kiss you; but yes, you can kiss me.")
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4 o7 ~- j1 O7 sRomeo: "Stand still while I kiss you." (He kisses her lips.) "Just as a pilgrim might kiss the statue of a saint in hopes of receiving forgiveness for sins, so your acceptance of my kiss undoes any sin I committed by holding your hand."4 s7 L% k, [: K
大妹子,站好了,我咬啦。先头部队咬菩萨就赎罪啦,你让大哥咬一口,我刚才握你手的事不就结了吗; Y7 F7 N: m, E1 m$ V

- q+ n& n: V  ~6 k0 E% ]7 u! S, A$ _6 d& _Juliet (thrilled and amused at the same time): "So you claim to have gotten rid of your sin by kissing my lips. Now I've got the sin. What are you going to do about that?"
# W. d  m% c; S9 b9 O( r$ {+ J8 V你介人,你系咬了我啦,你赎罪了,可我被你祸祸了,你有吗折?立马
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# g, }$ h) o* E( l% A6 w& CRomeo: "You want me to kiss you again? Great!" (Kisses her again.)
; y) r0 ^1 G4 t# I1 r4 q你让我再咬你?介多亮洒
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( T0 W5 y& S3 \' \6 G/ y0 K- r+ ]Juliet: "You don't really need all this artificial argumentation to justify kissing me, you know.."
* N0 l" C4 _- W. P% \7 m你听着,你以后别拿没屁演的话来找岔咬我。
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发表于 2006-5-7 03:41 | 显示全部楼层
有点儿意思,谁还能翻成别的方言?山西话,上海话,东北话......
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发表于 2006-5-7 09:29 | 显示全部楼层
上海话估计看起来就比较困难了,东北话么,等我想想看再说
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