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本帖最后由 白加黑 于 2012-3-23 11:38 编辑 % G8 f5 c6 d ~5 {0 }
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Enjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:' y# {- U6 D: F0 d, F0 }9 r
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More pictures are here' s/ R2 T2 e5 j+ ^( L
http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/photos/3 x% |# H. J H; D* C: i
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Life is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.( b! B! e6 J l# E* f2 K
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Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman, _2 X) E1 f& d1 H& m
#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22. ) x" y. x$ k- ^- r! Z
#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.2 j. H" h/ L# ?( r& Y- D
#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
3 Z E( X6 F6 h0 r: U& w `#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
. E9 J# i3 g, H#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
: ]) U' y" d3 m& V! d7 B#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
0 |$ D2 v: ~5 B2 Q+ D#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
' c$ L; d6 h- F, _#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
1 O7 B1 I% C7 n; y3 X#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.( }& y/ ^3 e- c4 M
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And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...
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#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! ", b4 |4 ?9 H+ w! A, A
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