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Enjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:
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http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/photos/+ a4 y1 l3 f/ o3 C! `/ ?; G
, j$ o+ F- x6 |+ A! FLife is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.
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Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
/ T7 P5 m" _9 i8 y#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
# b$ W8 ]( d% I# g& k9 F#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.6 e2 X0 Y' r2 }4 g) }0 u/ k
#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
! i3 U4 C( @9 [, M& B#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.7 C6 S) e: x! G+ X& F# v3 p$ T
#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
. b( I" n5 M- v$ h" O2 }# e#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
/ t8 `. ^( t! c' u" }( h* r! p#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
" L7 o' ^2 M& J& |# \/ {( j#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
( {+ e% i( s/ e' P#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
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7 W! g C3 Z6 F0 _& u. _And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...
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#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "0 ^; U7 B8 F! O+ F
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