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This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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发表于 2012-3-23 10:36 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 白加黑 于 2012-3-23 11:38 编辑 0 w+ C. Q3 B: ?7 J- d& u

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2 g; F5 G9 Q- h- XEnjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:
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More pictures are here# J8 C; \- I. s/ l
http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/photos/
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Life is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.& X8 T. s* l$ p4 D- S

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#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.3 b- I, ~1 s5 {& G3 V3 `
#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.; `4 r9 a$ N3 v5 A" E
#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.$ M. U+ \# x- b0 z  f3 k/ U6 Z
#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.+ ~+ w) X- }- o
#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.) [  `$ z! b% F! J
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.7 ]8 T! x! ~1 j
#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?4 Z  @$ m# r* R; H
#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.- \/ r' q" ]' Y+ ]
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; K- @# m$ s+ UAnd, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-3-23 11:39 | 显示全部楼层
中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下4 H) p& X2 x1 v# q7 f
手枪比你的女人好的十大理由
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发表于 2012-3-23 13:08 | 显示全部楼层
So true! Love the last one!
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-3-23 20:19 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
看过笑了的,回个贴吧。
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发表于 2012-3-23 22:37 | 显示全部楼层
白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19 7 r4 V: v6 {3 J6 x8 Y3 o
看过笑了的,回个贴吧。

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