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发表于 2012-4-14 13:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Question: What is the longest word in the English language?
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Because there is a mile between the first and last letters.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
Maria found America% \  S' m- n! V; O3 h
Why? Not Columbia? Take a look at the class:
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Teacher: Maria, please point to America on the map. 3 t: A/ ]4 q% Z% m  ]3 ^
Maria: This is it.
2 a7 E: ^5 Y- p  UTeacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? ' K6 o  a9 y$ i& T4 N8 }
Class: Maria did.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:30 | 显示全部楼层
The following is an old joke, which is consistent with our Chinese saying 无事献殷勤非奸即盗& x) L1 r* }2 i( P4 T; Z' ?
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1 l) w/ G  D/ ?4 kA Scotsman who was driving home one night, ran into a car driven by an Englishman. The Scotsman got out of the car to apologize and offered the Englishman a drink from a bottle of whisky. The Englishman was glad to have a drink.
' Y* m% ]& p0 e, i- `9 g6 l"Go on," said the Scot, "have another drink."
# K/ ]* b/ V1 J5 ZThe Englishman drank gratefully. "But don't you want one, too?" he asked the Scotsman.
( b$ P1 i8 o9 R! K' Z+ y/ e"Perhaps," replied the Scotsman, "after the police have gone."
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:33 | 显示全部楼层
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本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 13:39 编辑
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你可以对警察说,我想你是个混蛋
1 q! `5 t: G0 `: J- `8 GYou CAN say that you think somebody is a jerk, especially when this person is a cop who gave you a ticket. Take a look:# T& n. k! G3 ~/ Z

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Officer: You were speeding.1 n" M! n# F5 C: d7 t
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Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.)
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Man: What if I just thought that you were?
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Man: Fine, I think you're a jerk!
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:35 | 显示全部楼层
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" L$ @0 e) H" C) |/ C"Am I the first man you have ever loved?" he said.
6 K6 W. l. |& P  S5 G( ?- ], D"Of course," she answered "Why do men always ask the same question?".
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:37 | 显示全部楼层
老鼠在你家里干什么
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A: I saw a mouse in my house!
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B: I can give you mine if you want.
6 X$ f5 s+ p/ m  y- i( GA: That sounds good.
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A: I don't have any cheese.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:40 | 显示全部楼层
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The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
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The man: "God, may I have a penny?"7 Z. a% k: a8 o& w/ e8 F
God: "Wait a minute."
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:44 | 显示全部楼层
Why couldn't Cinderella be a good soccer player? 1 K; \9 }/ E& A; j/ v

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' \) i  N/ w. x(Requires basic knowledge of the Cinderella story and that both ball and coach have double meanings.)
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:45 | 显示全部楼层
I is or I am
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Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I". 6 N9 N& `! R( c% b
Student: I is the...
7 _$ D$ L& {# b1 F1 l/ tTeacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
; i5 \- S5 S3 a  Z- {0 uStudent: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:52 | 显示全部楼层
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本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 14:06 编辑
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:54 | 显示全部楼层
本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 14:05 编辑 5 {( N8 b& z5 o7 R( e/ B3 r

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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:55 | 显示全部楼层
本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 14:05 编辑
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:59 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
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A: The letter "g".
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尘肺???????????
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! E4 k' ^& ?- ]' Z& X) A& f  lI did not know those sources of the word, thanks!
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great job
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不就是\smile吗
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9楼的笑话没看懂哦?
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9楼的笑话没看懂哦?
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以I开头造句:: G' \: g* |7 }" e; [/ ~* n' ~
他本来想说:I是第9个字母。但是老师不允许I后接is。所以接了am,结果意思变成我是第9个字母。
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' d+ k! J6 w7 x1 W, U  d. ?# JTeacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".

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他本来想说:I是第9个字母。但是老师不允许I后接is。所以接了am,结果意思变成我是第9个字 ...

) n; w! H2 `- v$ Q; I0 Q  K, W' PThe ninth letter is I
: y( {0 Q. ]0 ?3 s"I" is the ninth letter
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