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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)6 k" o4 ~, X9 O W
1 W: K5 {2 l3 u+ d9 ], O1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.% n: Y) R: S9 f! o2 p4 R+ `8 O& ?
2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.# B; x, m$ O$ O0 U1 ]' p, o
3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.
8 _# C0 [( L3 t) R7 q+ o: v4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.: K2 w' Q4 m. W. {! u& `
5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.
4 T7 @. w( m5 A/ o1 C6 `) ^6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.
6 h$ A! b8 r! L$ b& }7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.
% m+ T" i5 l6 @ q3 q8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity. " J- [5 a b8 b
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More if I have time ..
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