 鲜花( 499)  鸡蛋( 10)
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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创). ^; O# t" E# \4 m2 b
U' X+ i* o8 C, }. g1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made." H+ M ? w7 {1 h" d
2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.1 f$ p% f5 l8 L$ `0 ~
3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.. j3 ~* e7 k7 k6 P
4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.7 X3 ^2 g+ ^+ }- g- ]
5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.
& o1 t4 a% U z7 s0 s2 n7 L6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.
; G6 V9 a- G: s, B% A7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.
6 N& l; `( u4 J5 m1 [# D8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity.
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8 O5 K% M$ s' y: T' t5 tMore if I have time .. 9 h7 Z* D4 j8 v' n- j5 R) x1 ], t; F
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