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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)5 g% E. c6 L& f( i( ]/ q2 ?4 O5 Y
+ `- \# r( [( E( m1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.
1 g9 b$ y% I( y7 E2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.
9 I# \! C4 c# j- ~- q1 H3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.
1 A3 i$ ~. [: I2 m1 I* m4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.
4 `( [8 D# h0 t1 C2 a, H% G5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.6 I, o/ O4 |3 P" H, c' ?
6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.
: j0 f% q" H* c! c3 S7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.
+ b* T4 F2 Q3 T8 O2 R8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity. * i3 k# W, V/ E% z9 w! Y% s. m( l o/ w" i
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More if I have time ..
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