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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)7 r+ [ \! W3 G1 U( z8 }3 k
% U& T* k9 K' ^! n1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.
. W* q0 `8 M5 v" c, u2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.
8 ]' Z; l6 I) x- ^# ~! d3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.6 y, w, G' A, G! X5 ?0 q D" g" o* k
4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.+ C8 ?5 [5 r! j7 `- T) F
5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.7 x- b+ W$ y `4 u0 Z7 S- L O( F
6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.
1 b. o, U1 e/ m7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.
" ^9 R$ v, ]3 s; z/ h; X$ n3 L8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity.
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