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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创): G* C z( P$ M# J1 r6 s
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1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.
8 t2 a5 D1 N% F" v) g* H2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.% @' I b [3 _& Y! }, \1 P8 N; G& M
3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.% b8 f" o0 K; w r |
4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.0 |+ d' m, w. ]* B; q- ?" k, P
5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.
% f# l/ t+ y% u. d8 B3 F; I% `/ Y6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.2 t# o( b- l1 C2 m7 |
7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.9 t5 C4 J* A' `8 x, j
8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity. & m! |% Y6 S5 _
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