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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)
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2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.* s( o. d% V" m) M2 \2 r
3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.. B7 H+ C/ F+ W3 ]; N4 o
4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.
# s' D) x8 T- h5 n! G* d0 q) d! u3 v5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.$ f: S" X' L) o
6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.( \) X+ e: L4 C2 _6 o! [
7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.( A7 Y5 R; q. j" J' g% P
8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity. 2 y, }9 G3 ?+ ^5 c
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More if I have time ..
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