 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. 3 Q) U: F" U5 u! W' ]0 L
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In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.4 P3 F, Y+ V" M1 P# i( m! u5 B! n! X+ Y
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This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed. w5 J0 f3 b: ~5 o7 h
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Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.' f" }" M5 A: M* T' I% u4 }
; i( ^& u. R5 J5 B, T1 yDuring the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.0 y9 {% |0 e8 d( N1 c
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- r9 d/ D* n/ k9 c( nIt was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
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7 o7 O! n( q2 B6 lCalmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
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" Z, X6 H) V# _She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
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2 K0 {2 S O! S3 O. k1 ] z3 rFaced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'
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That's when she shot him.1 e6 _7 O8 } }
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$ s4 C- n, P$ @You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut1 d6 @7 T& \- P
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Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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