 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
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" _8 m- l5 i# m9 c( r4 OIn his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.0 x4 f4 \. ~3 d
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& E3 A3 P9 h) ]1 {: s- }: ~. eThis scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.0 h2 E7 K8 q2 R" ?
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& _4 A, R% j# {7 U+ SArriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
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During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.
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It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
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- f3 n( q" }3 l; nCalmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
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She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
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Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'
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3 n: P$ |3 b7 x4 n. `- E, d% q( mThat's when she shot him.5 h- G* q! i+ A
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You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut
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+ i; G. h+ h8 Y$ j7 t, WWomen are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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