 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. - I. R- W8 |! b- m" I/ A; z
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In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.0 }+ T& [( ]/ {1 B
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" y- Q8 e- ?- `( X/ J& v# XThis scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.- F3 @6 V# x8 x6 {, R
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Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
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5 m q* W$ J; ?9 s5 kDuring the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.( {9 n; }. H& q4 d. S) X8 F5 e
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" x0 r' ]7 A5 U. Q2 EIt was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined. @3 u: G; B- C1 l( j9 T( R) J0 ^8 |
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
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She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
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Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'
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That's when she shot him.' q: Q9 u! B: i5 W) Y
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; `$ j1 M. E" `You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut
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Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! ; D6 M% R2 X5 R
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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