 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. / B5 d5 @6 ]" k- n. J d1 n# K0 w
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In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
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( ]2 C3 ` H4 _9 p* _This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
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Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.9 d0 R5 r) {0 G- u) |, j
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During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.* K6 ^( S, }! H6 Y: B3 V7 {* S1 M7 V
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It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
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$ r" ?0 i% U/ G1 UCalmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.5 b2 ~/ P( P" c h+ N
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: ^8 u+ y {9 u9 hShe explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
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7 v8 m8 w; B5 x& C5 uFaced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'
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That's when she shot him.1 e: c5 Q& j8 O |
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You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut
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Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! ! u) W+ S/ _. {- v y o. M/ }
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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