 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
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5 [- z9 |, J9 Z5 Q# ?; t% RIn his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
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This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
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z% `' u, N' w3 ]# f; _) _Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.2 [% s7 u+ t t% R
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During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.
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It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
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! @7 M g& p3 q& c: XShe explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. + l4 o( I8 K' k/ U
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5 P; `% P+ f7 @# TFaced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'
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That's when she shot him.2 U, G- H0 T& x& K! E: e Y0 X0 g! A- d
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* l/ ~ l4 c& ?4 x9 r% E& [6 ]You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut& M6 O# D% A' V- p1 u. k( A
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' }$ k4 y; x) HWomen are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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