 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. # U6 ? q7 y$ z1 D6 j, g# f
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In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed., m# P- Z0 M/ ]" m- a! ]# O4 n3 p' o
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1 s& {/ L, r4 [9 @+ |This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
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: |3 t$ e% w+ K3 X2 E: j" `( U8 ?Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.# y F7 B+ Q9 s
8 {4 ~# `# o( l7 s3 \/ M' N" f0 b% RDuring the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.# T; Y$ m w$ {; Z6 ]" Y, g* n
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2 P5 `0 j" M, \1 ^: z" {4 R. vIt was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
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; o8 O0 u E0 H: p; [Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
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She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. 5 h( D% g) v3 _3 ~9 P! Q2 O8 P
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Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!', r+ F- H- |1 f( m5 \* u" s
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That's when she shot him.
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! H) W% w4 S3 DYou know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut
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1 S8 p; {0 k* q) lWomen are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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