All Numbers Are Equal : J, v3 m. O9 Y3 i6 Y9 Y) lTheorem: All numbers are equal. Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = a + b. Then 8 ?8 Z5 o( |; A/ C) g$ h( L% f' s/ X' V4 u
a + b = t B8 Y& m* L+ J8 A( j* T8 @(a + b)(a - b) = t(a - b)7 l; L/ d9 v& Y* _8 V: y
a^2 - b^2 = ta - tb * }, c5 D2 w7 Y+ G G" Sa^2 - ta = b^2 - tb- ^! O6 }! x% X# ?
a^2 - ta + (t^2)/4 = b^2 - tb + (t^2)/4 B: f3 E3 L6 w! ^7 D
(a - t/2)^2 = (b - t/2)^2 y- H" A0 j6 \& g ja - t/2 = b - t/2 ' `6 c; R/ _ |2 L2 b6 aa = b ' G; c% d. }) a3 E4 _# t0 d0 z4 T; L2 z9 q- c* y1 R" p
So all numbers are the same, and math is pointless.