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I am picturing myself in a local Starbucks trying to pick up a woman.
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+ }. j! N2 D! T/ p; |, J% @: KMe: "Hey there. You're adorable. I just had to come over and say hi ... oh can I get you a cup of hot Caramel Frappuccino with cream on top?"9 o! R2 I+ y: @0 L& ^, N' M$ B) j
; Y+ `- M; J: Z5 [$ iShe: "Oh, that's very nice of you ... Yea sure!"
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1 u8 }+ C2 ] G* N8 q15 secs later, I came back empty handed ... "Err, have you been to that Timmy's across the street?" |
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