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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend., s) S& K- ~6 r' W! Q+ \7 B
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2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]0 ~; e$ y; d5 @$ K! {! x
2 E' O4 g- O8 p! c, ` ]$ v3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.: H1 }9 s) h$ v( O6 ]2 y
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
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5. You use a down comforter in the summer. 2 u+ d' ]( G5 N p0 ?3 K" u
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6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a 9 u8 X l/ v' K [! r$ o
blizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]# _9 J' `$ n( T9 W
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7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.
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8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
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9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)
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: P* t! T u2 K) R10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.0 F5 L" T9 P$ g- Z u! o5 i
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11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque,
0 r. N2 a0 s1 A/ ~* \; N3 U+ C5 htwo pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35
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9 y4 y! e2 N k, {! ~2 }! J7 byour nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7
7 d- C. q) e/ R7 ?, L/ xEleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.: r! N& U1 r& ]4 M i
2 \# g$ B+ [, @% p" N* ?12. Gopher = speedbump.
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) C; i: e3 m% W! r13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.
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14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your 6 Z5 t# Z; m$ P) q" V. Y$ f
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