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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]
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' q1 E7 L! r% q5 u$ }3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. % K0 E7 m: d- F u; F, P4 a
( h) X/ }2 h+ E2 D* p5. You use a down comforter in the summer. 9 u C1 \4 K( ~. B2 A
' {5 l6 y3 A. Q4 w9 R6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a
0 X% R/ f( t. s5 F6 j8 n$ }blizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]- e5 x) E; g. T% S, t
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7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.! [( R- j" w/ \5 ~3 M
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8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.! l5 k- n3 N) Q
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9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)9 Y; \7 |( z( a
; {, s$ ^9 e* U" o/ s6 X9 s! s10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.% t% U L; T2 g
- _/ Q$ B3 d% \ B# \& a11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque, m8 N9 f" [4 B( P; i
two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35
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Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.
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* a( q) g1 ~' d- M9 u/ g8 L12. Gopher = speedbump.! X T+ o1 L; g! s& g L
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13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.: c& X# W; i5 m9 l6 D8 s0 G3 \6 B
3 c1 O9 h# v1 n- n8 ^14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your ' C+ S5 T- J9 e/ A/ ?# r. q! _7 U5 B5 i
friends from Alberta. |
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