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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.- Q! d$ ]+ M0 E" A6 z+ [( Q
+ c. q, S. x/ y8 y! \2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]
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) X: w& K V6 q8 i, x) a3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
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& m! @5 X7 ^" b. S) U) f4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. 1 d/ W; c7 a4 ~; _2 R
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5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
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g, L, n4 S0 E6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a
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7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.3 D. Q0 s! j$ A$ s& v, u1 S
7 g4 T4 D6 M* u* P. A* `8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
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9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)
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5 z6 {5 V- B' A2 O& m1 N10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.
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11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque, * A- N' j. x2 a7 B
two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35 + I. ?- I' ^4 D4 @( v3 n6 b+ m
(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together, . w+ p- \+ v" K* N: L* d4 s
your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7 # F$ w5 M' G- f8 e9 _
Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.1 l. O6 b6 t0 \9 d5 a' J
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12. Gopher = speedbump.4 l3 r% |, ]) P" }3 w5 E
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13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.
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14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your 1 a0 k+ t4 z: g3 Q' F: B3 E
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