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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.) Y" E) X ^* S0 w
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2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]
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- Z0 e% U% [& m3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.! x- G! x5 b0 D- o; ] \
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
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5. You use a down comforter in the summer. & }2 }) g8 [6 D+ @0 v1 P
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6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a " {. a9 _) Z% R& \7 t( H
blizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]: ?/ `* z( N/ y* a1 k4 f v& J$ p
( b8 x9 N" ?- d0 U Z, s" }2 ^$ |7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.
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8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.; T/ _( [) M! K3 X9 ?0 ^8 I! u
3 e7 |# v1 T& z8 I# z6 ~0 d9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)2 \8 U* n8 j9 a0 |. L% W4 A _
2 o6 j- q7 j L8 T+ K10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.; a) ~& ]9 C' y0 f" M' R
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11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque,
5 s" z/ x0 B( l: Q; l2 Ktwo pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35 $ A: Q; }: o# U r+ l
(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together, : r% H# }7 s5 \" v6 K
your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7
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3 s# c; B2 ^, Z9 S' j+ P12. Gopher = speedbump.0 z- ?* A( T* R" y; |
( f" P5 |# n9 z4 k( G7 I7 {13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.
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' u( j) l1 N, T14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
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