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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend./ [; ~$ W! L' g9 Q
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2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]
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) D8 j$ J& E' E3 r9 S: O/ h8 f1 P3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.. \* A9 C0 n: S% O s+ p
) t4 z0 Q! | ~9 g) G6 g' n4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
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5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
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6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a . H! l0 ]0 S$ T# |/ g
blizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though], R5 v1 s7 ^3 u0 R7 J2 d( I9 \( e
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7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them., J9 B: D! [/ Y% Z% q( V. k! J
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8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
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( `: Z0 `* S1 X$ U9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)
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b$ }/ V: ~1 T5 Z10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.6 D3 k$ M" O+ u2 ~+ g7 T' R2 @
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11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque,
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Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.
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7 @( i+ D2 q1 D6 ~12. Gopher = speedbump.
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! [& O' L6 A% _, ]1 T$ L, ?13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.
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14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
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