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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]
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3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.- N! {% G, h, b! G j
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. - v+ l3 |1 S9 [9 ?2 l
. y$ V7 \4 p6 {, }! p7 t1 W c5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
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/ e! q' ~8 z( c6 R& H6 f6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a
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1 V/ O* ^! u6 t4 b7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.
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8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
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9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)& [$ i; w" Q) J0 x. c
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10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.
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9 ?7 }1 {2 ]# D* ?11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque, 1 N# C! l5 m j
two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35 , \; Z1 ]* |" D" t
(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together, 0 d- c5 s$ W( N+ U
your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7 8 {* m: x. x9 D- `
Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.4 q& `2 K& ?7 _0 q/ a0 r
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12. Gopher = speedbump.
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4 ^0 j. s$ r g5 R z13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.
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8 U. _& ?& p, L6 ~! O, E' w14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your + l" P; F, r8 \( @8 g7 \* ]" ]
friends from Alberta. |
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