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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.* S: [! W4 L/ m. h" [
. c5 C" I, z6 m4 U2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]
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; G+ I1 n- A* Y8 @5 v3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. o" W, g# Z6 I9 y" M5 |
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
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# _- c0 z- a1 \+ a5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
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6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a & T: K9 W/ a E& ^$ M( N
blizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]: L7 @0 {) B! l( k1 g
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7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.9 B3 x6 p1 Z, o- {# ^
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8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.& F9 y6 X! e6 K( N3 E9 m* M
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9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton): I5 n6 T* K: G5 U) k& g
# b+ E; |* U5 s$ O1 B% z5 E4 ^10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.) J6 u9 ]0 o; J: o
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11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque, : I- b5 X. Y3 K: C3 E& J, Z+ r
two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35 9 U5 r& ?7 v, p, [. q/ u
(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together,
1 j# \4 L; |! {8 [0 ayour nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7 2 u& G5 ~" K3 _% |" e- D. i
Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.
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12. Gopher = speedbump.
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13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.
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+ `% T* ^- I0 g14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
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