 鲜花( 662)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
18 _ W4 ^9 I' |- O0 `2 v
Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. & ?* O Q- ?! Q. H
Snape: Who is it? + ~! M( u7 g- v' a4 r: Z
Voldemort: You-know-who!
% m0 T m" I. cSnape: No, I don't, so who are you?
; y O' _5 {# A, TVoldemort: You-know-who!
% j2 r, E8 O! F2 u6 ?4 y+ o6 lSnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
% _4 z" T) p9 @7 A8 B$ R' Q$ z( ~Voldemort: The dark Lord!
( M" N6 ~/ [# X. V/ nSnape: Sauron??? 3 j- Y- w6 g, e$ x5 _' I$ n7 @
Voldemort: The other one... * M( _) w5 R1 U
Snape: Darth Vader??? % |1 Q! N: ]. q x3 e0 R
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
* i; S. ^' w' p. M0 YSnape: Hermione????
4 f2 `' G/ o8 f- o# r4 z$ ^1 m3 ^8 {2 r. n/ q2 A
2
3 L" |# N* E. k4 [! w" V1 g: _Voldemort: Harry, I am your father!
1 _: K$ X2 v5 ], Q) MSnape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
# A5 l( f- j6 @. iVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
* M# p, L1 y# c/ x% X' l* ^2 ZSnape: So Harry is my brother? - V s" t/ S6 y3 r. ^
Voldemort: Your twin brother!
& [" J( n4 z9 z0 A0 ?/ jSnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! 3 n" j' b- l4 P8 e# R# e
Voldemort: He's the younger twin!
, B- e3 a' N% Y; x" a- [6 DSnape: Okay, no problem!
9 M# V9 R8 X0 c2 t3 D+ w/ a2 g5 R$ X, c8 A4 `2 E& V
3, q3 C& S u0 }9 \5 T
Severus: What's that? 7 m1 \3 G' I; e+ I% K# D
Harry: Your cauldron.
7 d7 O1 o) e( J( pSeverus: What's a cauldron? & Z& M6 u/ Z% F, I" r
Harry: Dunno.
! g% j$ Y4 `4 q0 @. S5 _# mSeverus: Looks like something to eat.
! K0 V v. V5 q. t9 t% _3 s' _- \Harry: Yeah. ; {; F' \+ H+ G
Severus: You first. . r# U$ j! g9 A- @8 U; u
Harry: It's delicious.
: w8 A( Z- C. YSeverus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!% M1 M) [$ f* X$ I1 b) S/ z
|
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2013-2-12 05:24
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2013-2-12 15:55
