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4 f% z6 o$ j# j) ASnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. * e0 [* p- w6 g! I7 r" |2 L7 F/ c
Snape: Who is it? 2 G5 J: B% q% A5 t
Voldemort: You-know-who!
+ t! f+ y& x, H. S6 ?, RSnape: No, I don't, so who are you?
% K# ~, X6 N5 cVoldemort: You-know-who! ) t9 `; C- m# m/ g
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
7 s( q: g5 M- z3 M: gVoldemort: The dark Lord!
? t) x* J, QSnape: Sauron???
# w$ ~: J; C* d+ zVoldemort: The other one...
: @4 z) d* O0 ^* g: u2 vSnape: Darth Vader??? o: K/ {/ u% y, N
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
% v5 Q6 k" i6 c* j7 M j' X8 ySnape: Hermione????
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3 p N6 Y8 \* u/ m" {; NVoldemort: Harry, I am your father!
8 N- y6 A) J. M: OSnape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
. P3 J9 S' O" C& B" |/ eVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! " T- m* D& e, I! M2 g2 m
Snape: So Harry is my brother? $ r% X+ j. `0 G7 x" A T
Voldemort: Your twin brother!
8 u$ Q+ e) }7 q3 x% i' oSnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
7 N3 h( X3 f7 c y& y! ?Voldemort: He's the younger twin! + c( e/ o& r" H. g# G' k& P5 Y" ]
Snape: Okay, no problem!0 r+ W) F& Y& ~ Y
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Severus: What's that? + e1 A( k& \+ X7 o
Harry: Your cauldron. # _8 G- S W, t2 d
Severus: What's a cauldron? 1 i& j% X: ~6 W
Harry: Dunno.
9 C$ I, M8 l/ {/ w. r E/ pSeverus: Looks like something to eat. - X- n% L) x* @6 H% N2 M5 e( x! r
Harry: Yeah. % v8 T2 t9 Y) O. N
Severus: You first. + I% }2 X8 L! h$ \* Y q. r3 ^" }# ?
Harry: It's delicious.
s5 b. Z% B3 I- F) OSeverus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!) x4 I. Z+ Z8 u8 C5 J* c( Q
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