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恶搞 关于教授的笑话(英文)

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发表于 2013-2-12 05:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
4 p( X9 }* @, j! X, DSnape: Who is it? 2 g6 W  E4 r3 w4 w" m! G
Voldemort: You-know-who!
3 c9 T9 }, k# {/ B  OSnape: No, I don't, so who are you? / L4 |, Y. P7 ^; n# c0 f1 @9 R
Voldemort: You-know-who!
7 A8 \& p0 e0 ^% q' o/ kSnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? 7 v, M- {; ^: K% J; P" Y
Voldemort: The dark Lord! 0 m+ n+ d3 [% S0 f/ ~( ?) b/ D) ~
Snape: Sauron???
; s% m" F- U5 m! y: E  F- jVoldemort: The other one...
' o5 ?8 J2 @, U8 @, bSnape: Darth Vader??? , I! f' o, \2 x- u/ X
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
; Z# {# w$ t' I" [0 aSnape: Hermione????
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father!
& ?, [) u% X1 K: s$ L  }% aSnape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! 5 P+ k9 U) s# t# \9 B6 Y/ S
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
3 i% ^7 X$ Q/ e* ^+ E! y6 @/ d$ ySnape: So Harry is my brother?
0 ~; y( K: w* T  H3 y; o+ H1 IVoldemort: Your twin brother! 9 U: V& E1 @5 P$ M
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
$ q/ v/ ]9 O9 NVoldemort: He's the younger twin!
+ {2 V4 E" f3 L  pSnape: Okay, no problem!9 ^* W" c1 x- t2 c5 i) s
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Severus: What's that? " ?- d3 S% Y; Y' A
Harry: Your cauldron. 7 h4 G; t' n& n% u8 H  V" b
Severus: What's a cauldron?
' k( ?; r& }) r4 H+ ?" THarry: Dunno. 9 B' Q4 u3 v4 ^7 R, _' R0 P
Severus: Looks like something to eat.
. N  g2 P9 a- h, A% rHarry: Yeah.
/ U( ]5 W& l" i/ e" ASeverus: You first. 0 j, H" D6 e3 @# X" u0 i! o
Harry: It's delicious. " I$ h6 \& B5 u+ x
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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发表于 2013-2-12 16:47 | 显示全部楼层
前二个有点好笑, 第三个不好玩。
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