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恶搞 关于教授的笑话(英文)

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发表于 2013-2-12 05:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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* w+ W; Q' A2 H& O, Y3 JSnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
3 ?5 ]" y1 R  E* @$ Y# p8 P6 f$ ^Snape: Who is it?
  E$ Z+ F, E- CVoldemort: You-know-who! ) M) a) j7 C, I6 \5 `$ B
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you?
' _9 a2 M( C# E9 f  Y# t. M1 PVoldemort: You-know-who! ; R* t: f8 \8 C" \
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? : D' Z5 R* T3 B; `$ }) ?4 n8 Q
Voldemort: The dark Lord!
! ~0 t7 `5 P5 j8 b* uSnape: Sauron???
7 C$ a1 K* s% b. aVoldemort: The other one...
4 R! f1 L, F0 TSnape: Darth Vader??? , B) g7 Y+ N6 x
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
) i( N6 v. ^5 j  S4 G$ ?+ b1 LSnape: Hermione????
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! F4 t( R9 K: Z3 P) l! z$ aVoldemort: Harry, I am your father! 9 v1 @: y5 \; I5 N
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! 8 o) D5 X( P9 c' A1 g$ H
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! / L: \! X1 a; O7 C- E
Snape: So Harry is my brother? 5 A, r- m2 J* `3 ^1 `7 I7 w
Voldemort: Your twin brother! 8 |8 n+ ^; ]4 E0 P, k$ Q
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
& u  G, }* c6 U7 G( d( zVoldemort: He's the younger twin! ' R% y! q, C+ |& T* G2 d
Snape: Okay, no problem!8 l$ e  ?# `8 x' L5 b7 m
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Severus: What's that?
& U, z5 m  k$ r" _$ b# Z/ m9 sHarry: Your cauldron. % ~7 }& I/ \$ b1 D3 @( [) l( n
Severus: What's a cauldron? ! P3 a2 \5 @$ t# D8 c7 i
Harry: Dunno. . G5 i3 d$ _+ e1 @" d4 L
Severus: Looks like something to eat. 8 K  U1 {) j! S* `% t! {" {( u
Harry: Yeah.
  f$ K+ Y4 ?* x! M. gSeverus: You first. 0 N( x1 n: y" N  A- w3 @) {4 b
Harry: It's delicious. ) K2 g" [0 W" q+ m! L7 o1 P
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!& O. X# S% }  ?' ~/ B
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发表于 2013-2-12 16:47 | 显示全部楼层
前二个有点好笑, 第三个不好玩。
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