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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. - b9 [) J! [/ ]) R3 s3 b' Q
Snape: Who is it? 7 C/ D/ W2 a3 O7 b
Voldemort: You-know-who!
I7 G, g/ m9 y8 A# NSnape: No, I don't, so who are you?
) @' C) F" W3 E) }* ?# n- v& a2 r) uVoldemort: You-know-who! 1 s1 ]5 H& s3 J8 W
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? + }$ ~: q4 X8 |" T$ D
Voldemort: The dark Lord!
3 n6 |! `+ i* G. N1 K: v0 JSnape: Sauron??? / V7 C0 [2 Y- ?- _
Voldemort: The other one...
- m. Y/ y$ [6 T/ i4 y$ pSnape: Darth Vader???
* i) N3 {+ j% p9 W9 k7 sVoldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
( e" U3 W7 Z, o6 s- OSnape: Hermione???? " a4 j0 v2 r. u: i9 U
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father!
* `' V' m# w( CSnape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! 9 c- }5 G1 x2 u2 _9 _8 i* D
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
* s' ?; J5 X$ P9 RSnape: So Harry is my brother?
$ K% t; e: u' S8 n1 dVoldemort: Your twin brother!
# h N, s% P0 `) y, [/ q% N) E- USnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! ' W- c+ Z) P2 n
Voldemort: He's the younger twin!
& H5 g6 u8 y4 c% S q8 w4 h! ZSnape: Okay, no problem!; Z L, g* y& d0 D" D8 B
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; Z' ]! F$ [% ^Severus: What's that?
7 C& Q4 u7 W* T. R1 `; IHarry: Your cauldron.
$ i0 w& f& w7 O; ]9 B% T+ hSeverus: What's a cauldron?
2 |3 s" n* K8 |) ^5 p+ P, UHarry: Dunno. . w b! ?/ r8 \+ s* E2 g
Severus: Looks like something to eat.
9 ~7 q& }& L) B- L, x/ GHarry: Yeah. & a/ t- N* c9 A3 L3 N* \
Severus: You first.
e, v# _; M1 S, w) T5 @) QHarry: It's delicious. 0 s3 W" V- X9 w8 e$ C) {
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!$ Y1 l4 a, u5 \$ w6 |+ K; b
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