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3 \" y% V- d" R9 F/ Z* ]Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. , j0 U5 h' b( Z7 G
Snape: Who is it?
5 P' S/ r, }, E6 z& D: W+ Z/ `Voldemort: You-know-who!
8 C* Q- L1 j( q) f+ TSnape: No, I don't, so who are you?
* q, P0 q2 M/ t) |/ c) gVoldemort: You-know-who! F: J; T) Q1 j9 f
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
" a& q$ c `! D" Z3 `& a1 Y% E$ [Voldemort: The dark Lord! % o! R+ }9 U8 L! a2 O4 d3 ~$ Y; `
Snape: Sauron???
5 }1 f$ v& z' H4 l9 _1 B* pVoldemort: The other one...
; { u6 ^, K' Y) I( e! ASnape: Darth Vader???
0 M0 U7 Z3 B3 w( ~; XVoldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! , L6 e6 \3 `" y+ |( ^# y, i5 u
Snape: Hermione???? 5 N/ [& s! U2 W$ U& o
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8 [' W4 F" ^6 p; ~Voldemort: Harry, I am your father! * ?/ g; A% H7 ^
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! : }1 E$ r% o2 W5 ^
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! # z& r0 `+ l9 E
Snape: So Harry is my brother? ( V; t' Q3 N9 a& n4 W
Voldemort: Your twin brother!
; L7 k0 i0 E6 O7 ]Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! : [- { z. A. A, M& e8 N) |
Voldemort: He's the younger twin! + K2 G; v: ?3 O' B
Snape: Okay, no problem!- W* }' X9 ~" v3 e# ?6 r4 L; x2 O, `
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# `0 W1 P- }4 y+ W* v9 W" NSeverus: What's that?
- x$ v% w1 G. W& O y3 xHarry: Your cauldron.
% \; R9 j: M- E% G' ?7 jSeverus: What's a cauldron?
1 q9 M% _, |9 H5 nHarry: Dunno. ( O$ d' a8 u9 x2 o
Severus: Looks like something to eat. 3 T* [* o, e4 ^1 {9 s
Harry: Yeah.
0 w$ a; Y+ g7 F! z4 M% m, sSeverus: You first. + s! s) x& o5 `& _) d' H, P- V9 M
Harry: It's delicious. * ^, F! g, A, R) ~: S
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!5 c2 r6 [5 C9 {0 B/ _
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