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( b( ^7 w: _ {/ t& kSnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. $ q9 L8 \* T; y7 ]5 ~# ^: z
Snape: Who is it? % @) }5 y$ h( j
Voldemort: You-know-who!
. T+ V& @1 I1 I: s6 o* cSnape: No, I don't, so who are you?
+ C7 b1 |: V lVoldemort: You-know-who!
4 _3 Y+ R5 T5 b2 ^( i) sSnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
7 q+ V; J/ j9 f3 Y# R+ ^& g3 wVoldemort: The dark Lord! 6 _3 c; O. n9 I4 Q3 j* q/ l+ w
Snape: Sauron???
- m" W- h, r/ mVoldemort: The other one...
7 ^- J6 B' o; ?, k9 a4 tSnape: Darth Vader??? % d) g2 c3 |4 Q7 [, j: {$ U
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
8 k1 \0 J: N" ~Snape: Hermione???? 7 S( I/ f& |; I- R
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; m$ n$ D4 O1 n8 DVoldemort: Harry, I am your father!
1 {# Z; I# [: e, HSnape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
+ @1 ?/ E; l1 {6 X6 w* JVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! ; L1 u( ^) {: [) X
Snape: So Harry is my brother?
; v8 a$ ^& `, e& ]/ n- f8 \Voldemort: Your twin brother!
& k, W$ Y5 n1 \! DSnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
6 V1 {. M! d& {, g1 X/ o {Voldemort: He's the younger twin!
8 X& `0 | M0 |6 Y5 u, Q7 G" ^5 gSnape: Okay, no problem!5 F8 t! H0 s& h* h/ M
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2 p# l! P+ l4 ~3 _' \3 USeverus: What's that?
/ c( M" C Y5 S) @2 xHarry: Your cauldron.
3 E1 `% |# z7 \* ~6 K" RSeverus: What's a cauldron?
4 {3 P; P/ J# I! uHarry: Dunno. ( H) @! u) [5 Q5 h8 Q k2 J l
Severus: Looks like something to eat. 4 y& D+ O- Q+ `3 }9 Y
Harry: Yeah.
" n0 n3 y; V& H0 n2 a+ y$ sSeverus: You first. 1 |* c$ t9 H! ?* s' O
Harry: It's delicious.
6 t* V6 n% u) n, T& h# z6 {Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!: d1 t8 o6 A( u* h4 t: O
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