恶搞 关于教授的笑话（英文）

鸟语花香

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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
Snape: Who is it?
. x9 f* W, E, R% ]: |Voldemort: You-know-who!
4 j3 n. {% P6 l, S2 W2 `Snape: No, I don't, so who are you?
Voldemort: You-know-who!
3 [( o3 Q2 _9 y, I6 SSnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
Voldemort: The dark Lord!
Snape: Sauron???
Voldemort: The other one...
Snape: Darth Vader???
" G, R3 G1 m0 m5 z' j8 i3 UVoldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
" e) e: R! |1 z9 [3 b6 x4 C% MSnape: Hermione????
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father!
7 s# |0 L8 x% j. o6 L7 ISnape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
# W/ l4 Y0 ~" `# y, ]! \& _Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
Snape: So Harry is my brother?
3 \9 J# J3 Y; GVoldemort: Your twin brother!
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
Voldemort: He's the younger twin!
Snape: Okay, no problem!
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: C) I4 U! ~) O8 p. Z! C2 x: jSeverus: What's that?
% K, D2 a5 t% P& O+ {1 a! ^0 }Harry: Your cauldron.
Severus: What's a cauldron?
: u: ?- }) K  b& NHarry: Dunno.
$ m9 A3 c5 e! H. b8 lSeverus: Looks like something to eat.
" O& }% @* x. p6 M0 ]/ h* uHarry: Yeah.
Severus: You first.
3 i! r6 Y/ T# O( q* QHarry: It's delicious.
( t; T; \$ s% W4 DSeverus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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JoyceAccSG

toca2007

前二个有点好笑， 第三个不好玩。