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9 g8 K8 n9 t6 M w, {$ Q$ @: ZSnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
; W7 X% _# b* `7 s0 p0 dSnape: Who is it? ( g T% u, |( d- q9 A) [" S" y
Voldemort: You-know-who!
3 S4 u; g) r3 r( D, p' u& a) CSnape: No, I don't, so who are you?
- g6 W- a2 K G/ H0 B% @Voldemort: You-know-who!
" d2 Q: z3 m* _7 T$ X/ R' S7 L2 s$ oSnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
+ z7 j4 k2 B5 U0 ~: yVoldemort: The dark Lord!
- {# n% R- U% Q* f( l: KSnape: Sauron???
. [1 _1 `- m7 @5 P+ \+ L; j7 ?) K _Voldemort: The other one...
; I# ]3 X6 T O9 j+ U0 {Snape: Darth Vader???
6 V4 `" a. Z% C$ M+ d/ BVoldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! 8 u( B# ~: s& j! \2 E
Snape: Hermione???? $ h" p3 }, X% V
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father!
0 p- G4 S& Z7 ?) D2 \! n7 [Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! / l0 _: J! {" T8 p
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! : X" t% Z) k# ^/ l7 ]) Y' |
Snape: So Harry is my brother?
4 r ~8 J @8 R8 ?" GVoldemort: Your twin brother! 3 B7 k; G i a" C
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
2 Y: G2 { _9 L" L3 \9 L: _. x, fVoldemort: He's the younger twin! ) K' C' z4 f: \3 ^
Snape: Okay, no problem! p4 Q- ~6 V2 a+ Y: B* M. k
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, T- j1 k: ]1 V O& {! ySeverus: What's that?
" b+ X" K% g! ]$ S1 A9 A) b: |/ H: }! sHarry: Your cauldron.
! {! P( F( @" N) PSeverus: What's a cauldron? , n& B9 F% V3 B/ J
Harry: Dunno.
g& S& h; V; w, [1 K/ [Severus: Looks like something to eat.
! O: D$ h& P0 ~. \Harry: Yeah.
2 B3 `9 c% U4 j" c; N, A+ x+ iSeverus: You first.
/ Z$ b2 I% O* i( X" X" G" } {- gHarry: It's delicious.
& `9 N9 y C4 c$ k* g$ S8 hSeverus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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