老外翻译的三字经

春泥

人之初： At the beginning of life.
性本善： Sex is good.
: R7 ]6 ]; S- x+ @: D: S性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.
3 p- E" b9 S+ h' @习相远： But it depends on how the way you do it.
# T5 X' R; Y! U. X! i苟不教： If you do not practise all the time.
* p! g6 H( |* G" _3 u1 [性乃迁： Sex will leave you..
7 u% ~" s: h0 @- o3 N- `教之道： The way of learning it
贵以专： It is very important to make love with only one person.
昔孟母： Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
7 }8 U+ u- o0 Q. h* ]择邻处： Choose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
: K4 x/ ~, O) ?3 Y7 g( X9 W) [子不学： If you don’t study hard,
断机杼： Your Dick will become useless.
* X- Z6 Q+ u8 V- H窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
% O$ F, C6 L  ^3 P8 m0 Y有义方 Owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 And their sexual ability were well-known.
养不教 If your children don’t know how to do it,
5 Q. A* u( H  G2 l: h父之过 It is all your fault.
5 s: e! a! }  }. q( J* |教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
( @" A) {7 i+ j+ L' c) ~  I) y2 e' N师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
( b6 q  e; H3 P9 ~$ B3 c* J# z* c8 r子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 But that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don’t learn it in childhood,
老何为 You will lose your ability when aged
& j6 C6 p, T- t& p+ x玉不琢 If you don’t exercise your dick,
不成器 It won’t become hard and strong.
0 F# l9 Q: y  h8 z* o  |# a% q. ~人不学 If you don’t learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

叽里咕噜

断机杼： Your Dick will become useless.

芳子吾吾

原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-3 11:09 发表
6 R# M( z* s. Z8 E' ]6 G) ^人之初： At the beginning of life.
性本善： Sex is good.
性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.
习相远： But it depends on how the way you do it.
1 M$ S$ _; n6 Y# Q) V苟不教： If you do not practise all the  ...

% Q* I5 W- F- S! N2 q* T% a4 M服了！

kingsnake

春泥是我的好導師。

吉赛儿

这个太强了~~~~~~
% W5 l1 a0 l1 A. V顶一下~

春泥

原帖由 kingsnake 于 2006-8-3 12:46 发表
1 R& k' ?# B) _8 U; Q% p春泥是我的好導師。

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别，别，真是老外翻释的，我只是转过来而已。

eastroster

原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-4 14:06 发表
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别，别，真是老外翻释的，我只是转过来而已。

# O0 G( G+ {; E% V此地无银三百两？
3 T# K  U1 @* U) [  u9 _2 Z% p春泥翻释水平很高啊！

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扁舟

断机杼： Your Dick will become useless
这句，把useless 改为broken更符合原文，信达雅

sinocanada

Your Dick will become useless