老外翻译的三字经

春泥

人之初： At the beginning of life.
性本善： Sex is good.
, G+ N; @; \$ o. ~9 }, K( R性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.
习相远： But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教： If you do not practise all the time.
. C' g0 }8 ~# E9 }1 v' s* T! f9 J性乃迁： Sex will leave you..
教之道： The way of learning it
* q/ G! I6 ]& M; U; p2 g贵以专： It is very important to make love with only one person.
  K4 j" }+ [" \$ X昔孟母： Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处： Choose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
4 n+ u8 H$ X+ c3 {" c$ z8 l子不学： If you don’t study hard,
断机杼： Your Dick will become useless.
: n# z5 O" V) J0 s' F& }8 n$ I窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 Owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
: B2 q& ?5 x5 t+ l' C3 O0 |+ S7 ]名俱扬 And their sexual ability were well-known.
养不教 If your children don’t know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
  b$ W: B! q" j& w+ \& U5 Z教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
子不学 You may refuse to study this
4 p( v, I! ~  b1 ^5 ]8 F非所宜 But that is a real mistake
4 s9 e9 j+ B$ w3 q4 S. j; Y幼不学 If you don’t learn it in childhood,
7 h; l8 ]0 M: ~$ ~9 v1 ^# f, ?老何为 You will lose your ability when aged
玉不琢 If you don’t exercise your dick,
不成器 It won’t become hard and strong.
$ r  s% k0 n+ o. M人不学 If you don’t learn sex,
9 t! U" v( N" Z0 J" Z2 i7 k不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

叽里咕噜

断机杼： Your Dick will become useless.

芳子吾吾

原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-3 11:09 发表
人之初： At the beginning of life.
( L/ q  D* c5 m! K0 n性本善： Sex is good.
* H* A) z* v, Z! I2 o性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.
习相远： But it depends on how the way you do it.
2 P5 V: O3 F4 d苟不教： If you do not practise all the  ...

服了！

kingsnake

春泥是我的好導師。

吉赛儿

这个太强了~~~~~~
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春泥

原帖由 kingsnake 于 2006-8-3 12:46 发表
# \$ I/ A2 J. N# ?( P7 k* y) ~/ `3 m  M春泥是我的好導師。

别，别，真是老外翻释的，我只是转过来而已。

eastroster

原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-4 14:06 发表


/ p6 Z- p3 D! x4 u别，别，真是老外翻释的，我只是转过来而已。

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1 x- g: G5 v! u' o此地无银三百两？
春泥翻释水平很高啊！
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扁舟

断机杼： Your Dick will become useless
这句，把useless 改为broken更符合原文，信达雅

sinocanada

Your Dick will become useless