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酒吧规矩!!!/ x1 _% ~& a0 b7 h$ R$ p* ]4 C `
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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.4 v; _6 Z7 ` r) i. Z
' m, M* a7 t# k6 b5 ]% a& M2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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X. @; ?+ m6 r' O. F! r1 _4. Change your toast at least once a month.) s3 o ?$ A$ r! u4 f) r. ^, [
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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb." s( ^6 [8 ~9 A6 y }0 b2 w
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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night./ ~! K3 Y# h. j# _- d) |& c# n- ]
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3 O2 C. Q5 e# K' x! B T8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails. - q% }5 p; O# c% R7 A R
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9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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2 v6 C/ T# |: Z0 ~+ C/ D10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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* v' y5 q' z; y4 e5 }11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.9 o1 D8 y" {. i% j; b& Y
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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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! X. z0 F# k. J% f- D: q14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.5 r T' x6 }$ X/ B7 P* E" V
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) w+ x3 l0 [4 P! H7 W! D, F9 y+ E2 ~4 ~15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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. Y8 }; P% |8 _+ \* }16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.! s; B+ O5 i0 }. v* C
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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference." @) x; o' C9 ]1 P+ Y# g4 d5 P
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18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.: J' r' B( n! _" p: J: [
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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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. s$ V5 E! t3 h% x+ q! d22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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. e0 |1 V3 E0 o5 I23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people. |
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