酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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* z9 q% U/ n# [6 m5 h9 h1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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/ Z: C/ K8 b6 j5 }% e3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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4. Change your toast at least once a month.

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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.


6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.

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$ z3 T3 h7 [1 @9 u+ o12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.


13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.


15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.

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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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3 x! R* |: {% {) W; I& G18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.

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/ u2 A. o5 o7 A20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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) g5 r2 D4 [6 s% z21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.

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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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6 Q7 l" N& L  ^4 S6 a% u- J23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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' ]' S5 _( y9 D- O3 C% ~, |24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.


$ J$ M' A" D5 M  [+ o25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.