酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

5 y" `2 D" T6 Q+ p2 Q- @) R2. Always toast before doing a shot.

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0 U: i6 J/ T6 V: |# ~9 r3 h3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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4. Change your toast at least once a month.


! M, b5 w' ~, L. {5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.


6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.


7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.

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, R; v. B2 [# |/ ^. A8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.


. h( a1 o7 Q! z2 {7 h  C11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.


. N7 q# o& ?6 M6 Q6 \* ?12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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, f3 z% D2 y9 S6 }3 m5 H13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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; ^! P( s! j5 Y% M14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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% J! l* _. s  K" r) N16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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1 ~: U! Q, {. Q. ~) D: B17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.

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18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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5 Q0 E: L2 m7 d19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.

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# S0 }0 n, L* ~/ S0 G1 d20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.


4 P, O0 q9 ?; r: P$ r6 m21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.

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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.


" H1 K. Q2 |9 {+ _. F23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.

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) _7 W# F& L' [5 O24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.