酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!


1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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' [! p8 Y/ L3 E- r: B9 V2. Always toast before doing a shot.


3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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4. Change your toast at least once a month.


/ o9 J& Q+ U/ Y2 o- H) b7 O- d5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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. C: Z7 k! N8 k/ |4 `6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.

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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.

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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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0 A' o" x; P9 d7 T9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.


11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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3 ~6 l5 S1 Q. Y) \7 m4 F12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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2 L+ J7 [6 |9 b- S8 Z% j) c* |14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.


15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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9 {0 E+ d& l+ _8 ]6 A" M* D4 H5 X16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.

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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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! C  R" l: b2 `" G. v3 w' |18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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3 u$ j2 _; X+ m0 c5 o20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.


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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.

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/ |; m+ a+ d. O' G3 D1 q5 P23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.

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24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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- J# @. T' z' }! P  c- S25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.