酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!

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3 y4 m5 y8 R: R; t1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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0 v  m% D( o- o$ S) ^; f* F9 N+ H3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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4 t: n; {: S: r9 n+ L, G+ J5 }5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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' ]& u5 I' {& Z9 [) I3 i6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.

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1 _# W6 ~: _! V, D9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.

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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.

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5 d3 |/ n( N1 d12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.

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2 t& B; F. p) L7 X, G2 P: V7 e, F13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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* j# ~& j! e. i" H14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.

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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.


17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.

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* r7 J9 f" ~! C0 {" b18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.

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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.

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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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( w  v( N8 ?- c% q5 f4 j5 Q23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.

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24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.