酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

3 U. q" k7 f' N( k2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.


& r- c$ Z6 C- e% w4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.

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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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; w4 ]. I+ R. A6 _% \: q( T, T7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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! T8 }4 C& y5 u/ \" U8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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2 x3 k. i  Q) m# `: @& Y' X10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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1 G. Y" o) E2 x* u# J# ~$ }12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.


. Q. c$ e4 ?: |. a13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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+ D. a; l, o& \1 \15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.


16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.

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0 [: J" J. a/ u1 N18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.

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/ P( O. R" P3 |" C5 O. `19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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& X9 w3 d, b; f: K* [20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.


21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.


& s5 L3 S: [9 E+ d. `2 b22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.

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) H4 E/ i: q; j' |/ w' @5 Y2 h25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.