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酒吧规矩!!!; \( V- U2 M) t1 A
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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.# t" K5 m) w- o. _+ O& ?+ |( T
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2. Always toast before doing a shot. , ?* n O6 i. `1 F: [$ k
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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast." i( h" V, T* v* b% a
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" x% g: E b% N1 N& p% N+ T5 T% H4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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% ^6 V+ `+ G9 X5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake. `% z) H. o$ F8 a5 F, U# c
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& F( J0 K% ^/ N9 w6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.( b+ U4 `, k3 ]6 J
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, n" O4 Q5 T& |! q7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night. K0 j2 m2 K2 \# O& Y8 G
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/ v6 W( C9 R) V. e& E/ T8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails. - a- E% F, C3 K
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6 ^. m" ?/ Y3 c/ g( b& B9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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V/ K7 p& n2 c- ~) i+ ^10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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. ^- [" @9 c9 X! r9 m J3 U/ A11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.8 ?1 q/ w% ^# t, v- a1 X* @
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6 { I8 f+ O3 o3 E+ R12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.: Z( G8 e8 F3 |
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; _, W( A/ C* ^7 @" L+ O13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.4 t- ~( @# V& C3 P7 a
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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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" M4 `6 F+ R; _( R& W" L6 x- q15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.8 u, |, j: u# s; c5 C
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0 [* v, e2 J2 m16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.8 p# t1 i/ I* E, Z* I6 u2 \2 i
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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.8 ~6 H7 h5 y7 {9 d8 F3 K7 O
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0 L) m1 x- ~7 M: I/ m2 b, K18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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7 Q. V% K7 ~6 \1 H1 z0 h: m$ X19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.4 B3 J8 D6 x' v& S e
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3 H/ F1 f; t! j20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.( l" G. f5 O t0 m6 E% V: V
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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.8 ]2 P8 P3 ?1 h# L8 S& f
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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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* Y- V# Q" s$ Q+ P25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people. |
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