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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
0 K+ F6 x( S! N性本善:Sex is good. . B* x  D* y' ?  ~" v1 H
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
4 P+ C4 H$ P* L; x4 W* C8 Z# T; e% U习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
, B  T* Y9 O& ~+ l; I$ X苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. . B3 {* H& Y7 q  X! b) c
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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! X; P! C" N5 w1 I教之道:The way of learning it ' J0 m0 q7 S8 u
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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& _& h9 @% e- y8 }昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng % C/ u- C, t9 h7 Y
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard, " E2 R% @" n' s0 ~1 |
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. 9 x8 q/ u3 m; i* U/ u' X

5 K, u3 o; }6 ]8 L/ e窦燕山 Dou, the Famous # {7 M% {: ?5 k/ l
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
6 W  c) O; @, a教五子 All his five son took it
+ K1 C! R3 H5 {名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. ' L; e  |6 D% D% h3 U+ q

( y! K; u: A9 A养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, : y! X' W) i4 Z! q
父之过 It is all your fault.
4 z9 E2 X" {4 e) L! E4 A教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, , N2 }/ ~1 b7 H
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this 9 O! V9 u1 l% j  j* F  a
非所宜 but that is a real mistake . [- g9 X' @( b2 [3 o8 k$ T
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, ( Y& x" c* z4 X7 X% t8 V9 q, j
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
6 D, s3 L- i2 v% R& ~' i0 x$ O不成器 It won't become hard and strong. ) d; I0 s9 c. b% r  F
人不学 If you don't learn sex, ( d0 \0 c- j2 w, W2 ~
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
- l( Q5 G* Z4 [6 vFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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