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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
8 v8 |& G8 J& I/ P4 i2 h" K性本善:Sex is good.
9 _: `% ^+ ]! j( f; c性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. $ u6 f: O7 k: B% u1 a% {
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
( ^- t; ^3 ]) O+ k苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. - _1 I1 @/ Q8 e
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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  X0 n; q4 n& v" {' n7 k! S, X/ {# z教之道:The way of learning it ' W6 T$ m' A+ t- T. ^
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
/ d, M! A( E/ V( c' F# Z9 D- T( N' p择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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) x/ w  _* d: O/ r" ~子不学:If you don't study hard, % n7 Z( \: `! g3 K3 r2 d2 E) K
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
" ]2 t) x8 f1 {3 n' m. q- ]有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine / a0 \& B$ z. |: h2 ?! k
教五子 All his five son took it . E: C/ ?3 E3 k0 Q* V2 k- O: r! o; N
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, 9 T+ ]/ n( q; Z: m7 F
父之过 It is all your fault.
3 T, m% e( w2 {5 N" Q教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, + f8 o6 \% U) T7 K
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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' ?0 L0 e: J5 g子不学 You may refuse to study this
3 |! \" w2 P6 C$ P/ a" o; b/ H# e非所宜 but that is a real mistake $ y2 O$ X6 j, ~! v  b: Q2 M
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, & Y% e. _6 R" g; k% n+ v" Y
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged 2 ~2 Z2 K( j$ N2 G" m% B: j; O* J
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 3 t) r# u& |- V0 w& x: E
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. * |/ Z1 j3 u1 c& B" w0 I& q4 g
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
/ Z" c8 P! V* u# `7 M不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
& V4 h- T( d, ?" e! r6 kFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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