爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
$ Z1 H4 C) x4 c性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
" _$ R  t. U8 t5 u( K$ O2 ]. K习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
/ V" i) Z; }- @7 ], w, t; O6 I苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

  t2 q, v2 b  o( _昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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- T+ u6 _. A- K& n: `3 N子不学：If you don't study hard,
  m5 z( v1 K$ D; K% w9 P断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
/ W+ k! Y* E! F8 g6 F  ]父之过 It is all your fault.
' h2 o& M% D6 S: M教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不学 You may refuse to study this
4 z/ \2 S$ W: p8 H% v1 Y非所宜 but that is a real mistake
) @% T# ]9 t( |幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
" c6 Y; y0 \* |不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
, a! M, }6 H6 ^  w) u人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!