爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
  @8 ~) P( _7 O2 }4 e* w性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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. Z; c+ y, Z: I: f; A7 H教之道：The way of learning it
! x& M# L: x. e6 Q/ i/ p. y! R5 X贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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  p. ^- R3 P4 ^7 n6 c子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
8 r1 z5 a; u+ y8 w; \& Q0 a8 \7 `名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
+ J( ?" C! f" j, q0 u; `$ \$ T父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
# ?5 L! ?" ^; `师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
) W6 s% [2 u5 r5 ^) o* j老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
, ?( n, Z1 c0 J6 X+ |% {, o不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!