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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.
4 u: b  K0 w1 \! d性本善:Sex is good.
9 Z; S# u2 S; c; Z4 p! e& U* @性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
+ B( W9 b) _) x. u% @习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. 4 n% R9 v# v7 Y$ s! L5 M
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
: j, m# o8 q; T性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. ) }- z' Q8 ]& K' W: ]1 ]

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教之道:The way of learning it
4 f0 t! T* g  x# S: a, D3 W贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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  ]3 f) Z+ z# s0 [3 b+ D昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
# E8 x2 @) ?% d' W. C: e* }择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 0 s' }, ~& v' z( A
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子不学:If you don't study hard, # \9 z7 ]. H2 j
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. 8 O1 b6 F% |8 z: }1 M
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
, f5 I3 E/ o9 A% o$ q, K" @有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine 5 }& n# e0 y5 [0 h4 I2 T# T( y
教五子 All his five son took it , k1 Z0 V. n/ o7 o0 {1 X- v
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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' z" D8 F) g: P7 m  k4 T8 N% L% e0 `养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, $ c! B+ k) B& r% j6 G7 B* Z! ]1 C3 m
父之过 It is all your fault. : O; q* e  o5 t' d9 l& o. V
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
: j9 A$ J$ D$ `* [1 D师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ' F& u& z1 v( b# X/ c
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
, C3 ?' e( v8 c5 J% J# ~非所宜 but that is a real mistake 6 w& `& L! \2 B# }- U0 N
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, 5 g3 d- @! N6 G5 V
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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3 T8 J" s2 `1 d6 ^+ ^( V玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
$ u  b* ?0 m" Z" n$ f4 \& U) ~不成器 It won't become hard and strong. % g) z7 H# V. @& l( a9 Z- }5 U6 D8 K* V
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
5 Q9 S6 [% h# T+ M' m. D. o不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!2 }+ ?. K, y" |# M' {
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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