爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
* J$ G2 j5 P. U1 s苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
1 q0 ?7 p) u* a( A性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


; Z! F6 a( n5 P' `% a0 q) N8 ]教之道：The way of learning it
) l* s0 Y% g* |* u% L贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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* p( G; d( o0 \8 s3 v$ i子不学：If you don't study hard,
4 i/ F3 I0 E1 t断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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4 F& q, @9 z) U4 K' t窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
1 Z  d/ E+ Y+ T# R2 G2 N+ Z: y. I教五子 All his five son took it
( o3 e" X3 U! ]6 Z名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
0 l# L3 s/ H' g, k5 |: p: N父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
: ~) x. \. x0 T0 v2 _# M3 c- O师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

# w, U: w. A" r$ u5 ?子不学 You may refuse to study this
7 o1 R  W5 w5 s- H7 T; d8 @8 V非所宜 but that is a real mistake
3 t/ ?& L, G& e( M- a幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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9 y$ z4 B- v" q* w* m6 O, y玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
7 P  @% m5 L- F% u不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
9 u# o0 X" I; r" @: [. Q4 V9 g人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
" P+ W2 t& \4 c" \" p; aFaint!!!!!!!!!!!