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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
8 d) i* x, q1 s* o0 y性本善:Sex is good. 0 w* \7 P$ c4 P# Q, @1 d
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. 4 N; m0 R# }# R2 M( F& x
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
. P; O% g# [4 E苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. 9 F5 W3 f) w% g
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. / c& n  @! {: u
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教之道:The way of learning it
$ [( b" q* K/ l+ x9 X贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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5 p. q' s9 t7 }1 J昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
2 x  M; t; A5 o7 b+ ^% ^( F择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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0 Z% N% k4 P' b1 M) {+ Y4 L子不学:If you don't study hard,
# y, v4 }5 s2 f断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous , O  W, W. i) ?) Z6 f- L
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
% q; l& N' [7 o- |. ~0 |) J教五子 All his five son took it ( |6 V! G  n& E. o& O
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
! a1 U2 @* v" ~, y父之过 It is all your fault.
1 ^# q, u9 i5 m$ x5 \% ?1 x教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
9 a3 Z5 f( n- }8 c: J师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this 3 |' _( n& {; C# Q" S9 f
非所宜 but that is a real mistake 8 R9 {: ^5 x' u% [# w
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, 8 X+ P5 \/ i8 ]9 `$ P" m
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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% f7 Y* J# E& a玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 7 [0 Y: u8 R- g
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
0 O$ h3 r" w* r% Z, N人不学 If you don't learn sex,
4 D+ J+ x0 Y, R1 r) r3 s5 O: l不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
. d) [' {# C8 Y" {1 L0 k1 ~) D3 ^Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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