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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. : U. L: ?+ E' U7 N( \! S: T1 A' a
性本善:Sex is good. 0 d- @6 l7 F3 C4 E5 \) l
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. . F9 A9 ~' |8 _+ }; R
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
7 e/ ~0 A0 f, N$ [+ [% B苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. * V2 J( D) A$ b
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. % s7 f7 B2 t8 E
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教之道:The way of learning it $ W4 Q! W7 Q3 n
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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4 S" y" t  j: g8 y+ X, n4 t昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
4 [( E  t$ G0 b& Y: _择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. * O5 M* S1 n! O& d
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子不学:If you don't study hard, # R) z  L4 ^+ s/ H3 k0 R
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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- H! J4 f- k. n' Z& |' d4 g9 h窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
: ?" w: H/ X  {- u& u有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine 6 t% Z9 ]4 t6 w
教五子 All his five son took it " i" L0 ~  q9 q( J/ s
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
' i- Z/ ]( H2 y$ H' ^9 `8 N7 H5 T父之过 It is all your fault. 1 F4 O0 V) S; N
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, $ b4 M- H8 c" B5 J+ E$ q
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 5 y& ]" N/ s+ E8 W0 J; y
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
( |8 [8 W+ S2 V$ @非所宜 but that is a real mistake " j% E" y5 Y8 }2 M8 f
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, ! Z! j# c1 s$ D, d1 D, ?' z9 W
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged 3 `' ~8 Y  v$ j0 Q, l7 ]( {
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
& w$ ~# M, z+ B) i- v. O不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
1 P! B; ?8 D9 U# }7 q2 t/ C人不学 If you don't learn sex, ( y3 H8 m* n6 f- a
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
; `$ T+ V1 l/ U* }Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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