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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. - s5 R* Z8 \: u% H. C: w
性本善:Sex is good.
5 [, i$ P8 m5 l5 \: ~* I性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
# D/ b& n$ p1 m习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
- o- U) m* @0 o7 c+ c0 l4 j5 }苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. 4 z) l3 C  Y7 l/ S4 i( [
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. $ J, H2 Z& V7 N" Z% j, e
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, i8 W" G( c1 Q8 G/ \教之道:The way of learning it
7 Y/ G8 a9 L- @% K1 V1 Y; c贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. : z+ v- P  L# g* t5 p+ n  h6 a/ ]
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng 0 n$ x6 ^' ?0 p3 z& Z) N' o6 g
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard, ' z$ _8 i8 C6 S$ Q/ ?. x: j3 y8 a
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous ; @- d( e, w1 m/ P1 }* d( V
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine : \9 O! }0 e5 Z& b6 w+ q
教五子 All his five son took it $ p) V8 {( T- S# ]8 x
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
2 x0 J- F9 p3 a父之过 It is all your fault. # {' N& }' A& j, ^) T! C
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, 3 {6 G3 U9 k7 W8 i! a  Y
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 1 ]* m7 I4 v0 h

7 t( ~+ y" E6 o3 V; f) _9 m0 `子不学 You may refuse to study this : c/ t, y* u( k4 ]5 f
非所宜 but that is a real mistake   T: y5 L3 c( j& G; }- G, g
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
( t1 x6 A, b: x, I' [4 M' f老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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! S* M' Y! s! N/ i; S) H5 m玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, + N: c1 E8 X" w# S( d. c2 V
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
# P3 }2 P) U4 i* E8 t1 ^$ y4 T1 g人不学 If you don't learn sex, ' _: P0 T- w0 t) p# h
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
5 H; m5 |* T# c1 @$ g: P9 VFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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