爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
% _! a) C" c) c) R& p( L性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
* ?. J( R% m& _1 a; ?苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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! a: I9 Y; H! n2 ~5 O: Z; s, A/ g昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
6 u& b" ~' ?; s: k" A* O择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
/ G) z) B1 Z6 F6 x) @$ r" \3 N+ G+ r有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
2 k" \/ ?2 ?0 n9 f+ R. Y6 a  O教五子 All his five son took it
: M/ [- S0 W. [4 }名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
1 _. q" p9 L1 D) A9 n教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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0 a' s  Y+ f: O& F% o子不学 You may refuse to study this
6 |1 e# k- W3 M& |. B, r' C非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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4 a" I9 N" Y! M3 k" k, ?( N1 t玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
& r* @( d; x9 i& t. b不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
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