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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
; {# L, u& g* J# R! f) ~性本善:Sex is good. ! k/ j7 {7 c: U/ h( p: `
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. ) @2 N- b( r7 x7 ]3 M. E9 ?
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
$ Q1 I" [% y! A, v苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
& y  s$ Y% F: z2 x7 {性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. 2 w2 @- I" J7 K
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  c4 ^9 w9 c/ l% a6 }/ @教之道:The way of learning it # x) ~$ _4 ?# k. @! n
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. / U7 N4 {  k5 X9 r% [$ L9 c

  B! U+ b. ^3 e: G昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng " g7 J2 E& X5 w+ N1 c, Y# r, a
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. * }4 o  i+ I. q& ]% L

7 y, F# ~! c8 b3 t子不学:If you don't study hard,
+ F# N! C0 f: j; y$ o; W断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. , e( k6 c1 I. b* ]" A
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
: l9 w4 u7 |2 j" [; j2 R2 H& h( w& h2 u有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine / M. ]; P6 @) Q( s3 q5 w: C: n  D
教五子 All his five son took it
( _+ \' H' a3 j/ b7 k: i4 d名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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/ [5 X6 b7 v' X3 o/ j养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, + p- {8 A. ]# o$ u3 X
父之过 It is all your fault.
4 w1 _/ ?+ Y5 [. T教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, / A- k% m- R- F- K& D+ j  `
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ( |  X$ R( b! ^9 I" f7 Z

7 S0 w: T4 x! \6 t  d子不学 You may refuse to study this
% c) Y  T; s8 ?4 g& i) U4 z( W/ Z非所宜 but that is a real mistake 8 W1 P  V8 s6 [
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
8 ^3 S0 |, p# C  u/ _5 n7 i老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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! o1 F( U# ?( {8 n: R( P. f1 z# \$ B玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
7 d1 j3 e$ y# ]: y不成器 It won't become hard and strong. 2 X0 I2 v) \6 k% `
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
- R2 ]& Z1 E7 G  t- d不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!- {5 W8 ~  H+ l/ p
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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