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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life. 6 T, A- b! V9 x8 h
性本善:Sex is good.
0 g; g* Y) ^  m! _( L性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
2 n, j( m/ N: u习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
) N4 ]# ^, r- S0 y: [苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
; W5 b" }4 y/ |* x( q+ |  Y性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. : |5 V+ a9 Z# f" }" Z! o

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8 W5 ~; A8 Y3 p& }4 ?5 a6 U" }. O教之道:The way of learning it ) v% {- y) z- T7 n& ]
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
/ C3 H9 P- ]: _7 O择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
* {& }& s8 S7 X+ @) Y断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. ! x7 i8 Q3 w8 c. E( b% _
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous . ]3 q5 |% {$ _$ S: u. E) `) @( M
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine 7 A% a# _: j: K7 x$ _9 ~
教五子 All his five son took it
% S6 ^9 I# {. f7 n+ L% ]& N7 a* f( x名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, 0 d  Z1 a# G. h( w4 _" a8 u
父之过 It is all your fault.
9 Q4 R( t9 B7 b+ \. o  c教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
. _/ p" s/ C* j$ x师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
/ O# j& ]5 ?, n4 A; E9 q& l& o; m8 b非所宜 but that is a real mistake
" u! r) |* \$ K$ S. m) }& f幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
* ~' v7 ^. ~4 R( s老何为 you will lose your ability when aged 6 Z6 t. Y( T% m0 o

% U0 y. k9 D- N玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
# ^2 e: L# x) l9 o7 |2 ]2 M不成器 It won't become hard and strong. 0 f  r# L3 p; Y. o3 ~0 K
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
$ t/ `' P2 q+ d/ m9 g不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!0 P8 W6 K& E% V, X  ~
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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