爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
$ b6 w5 G7 s% i( E习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
3 w" ~' ]& d9 d3 r" I& K' ?: F苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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4 D1 E3 p$ `; E  }5 ?% X教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
# V( V) P$ L" l+ f6 a8 f. O$ Q择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

$ G( d& Z1 S- a0 S  i子不学：If you don't study hard,
4 @- q4 s7 |/ L3 l& T- X6 }6 R5 k断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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  N6 I5 Y; |- _% \# S* q% d% }4 I1 `  i窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
3 g) U/ T. s- |- _3 e# k- ^有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
3 R% f; ]* ~0 |, R) L教五子 All his five son took it
6 [3 j7 f" H3 o; S4 x' Z名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
% [8 L; }9 l5 f7 }: E5 k2 Q) i父之过 It is all your fault.
, P1 r/ W2 m4 H1 t& u+ m# X教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
( [; ~1 e: X9 T% }% ]师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不学 You may refuse to study this
9 @- q) ]5 D. b& T  S2 c非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
+ c* \" T0 n, Y$ P6 v" t) w人不学 If you don't learn sex,
  b; s, N! [3 ~  a不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
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