爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
! {7 L8 Q1 k# t( ]- R, m3 A/ L, q习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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* E4 Z# I5 n% U, Q5 A6 d# t教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

8 Q4 j$ t8 F, e" q% ~8 j昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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" F8 _& c, b) Q( J子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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) t0 s! j2 \) @' ?- _: N% H窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
8 ~- G5 J4 O) ~1 |$ a教五子 All his five son took it
: X' p5 \: P5 a$ F% N, ^名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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! u: ^$ A) |! X5 \养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
) }/ A" Q$ W% I8 T; B父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

: M/ T3 w+ q4 z1 w' v( Q7 y  I子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
6 I5 {1 ~, {4 ]! V& E% _/ J幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
  r! I2 m* d. n$ B9 N" Z! O0 K' i老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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: d7 y6 `$ D" H, `7 S: _& ^: `( D玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
0 J( m5 k2 B1 h9 V- }不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
, O3 _. o" l& Z6 Y不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!