爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
! r7 R. g$ Q" {) O( ?  N习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

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, _3 o; Y% Q  b7 I1 L教之道：The way of learning it
, m6 l$ x; ?/ a( O- {4 U贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
2 I% E* p) n( n$ I6 r择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

% x. z0 S) \& {子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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3 \: @( O2 ]9 g) G窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
) q2 N1 t( M4 R$ ]8 ?% s. j7 C有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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; N# ]! |; ~2 X" |养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
% `& {) i4 F) B+ r4 d( ^& p# v教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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% V0 X, [0 o/ v' v子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

; [' E# ~" s8 O" y2 B玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
1 ]% b3 I2 k+ ]1 t不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
1 }! W; S8 i; b5 Q% |  t人不学 If you don't learn sex,
3 y8 U1 T1 u* L: i. l! k不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!