爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
6 b- D+ U2 e  f* u性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

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4 ]) m+ D; O3 Q! L5 J) H" O教之道：The way of learning it
- p- ^( Z. l- s2 U贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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  ~% |; X! Q% F. X6 o; I昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

! m# q/ g% Y0 _* j( H3 b子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
* K! B4 V* K0 O$ j* L! ]! q/ c教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
: `3 {6 y0 c" y- C' W师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

; q9 O( q' d3 z8 K- C子不学 You may refuse to study this
& i9 `  J; \0 T' x* y8 k; i非所宜 but that is a real mistake
4 i* c3 c9 a8 N/ s5 H幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
4 l/ _) ~( h! k! e老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
0 t$ _+ S5 `  k* l& {人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!