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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
2 W) N1 T* s; b3 q3 o( z性本善:Sex is good.
# d2 o4 d) G/ i4 p1 c9 W+ \+ h性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. $ j+ p3 E, v9 C+ q
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
9 W+ P2 W: d' ^3 K9 e( E( A0 ?4 N苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
( B: `3 _3 P; v' e性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. 4 I+ R& y( i, }! T- i. u+ D

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教之道:The way of learning it
; q: Q1 Y4 P) o4 }- |4 U( n贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. ' q- M5 _( L) s0 _7 a

) ]8 Q- [# v0 D+ N8 g) b昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
: v1 F7 w, t& I# i- Y2 ~择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 8 [  G6 I) }0 l9 z( h6 c2 ?
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
1 l9 o6 U; ?. q8 s+ J5 y7 n$ M; H5 H* Z断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. 8 S. i# \* d" p) m) _. t/ D
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous # Q. K7 v# u: e, m4 E  n- ^
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
2 t* g. |- r0 [+ A$ \0 O教五子 All his five son took it / H1 A4 j& {' i3 _, m
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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# {& V9 B) K; E: p) X. A! F养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
7 u' ]9 L4 H, C, V" \8 S+ z  K' r父之过 It is all your fault.
( H' L# g. X1 j7 m4 A% d- T教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, " K- Y( N$ t3 s& z& F2 q$ M
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 0 G- p& w/ A' t& @2 f4 o! E

: C) `, ^' p9 V# k8 f子不学 You may refuse to study this   S& k, d) T& ?. [+ v
非所宜 but that is a real mistake 5 e/ d3 K& l( n6 s8 \3 d' n
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
) l9 K6 N. x2 k! J老何为 you will lose your ability when aged 1 _) i7 I* p, M, U& M. K+ M
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, * u9 M  w+ @+ i
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
/ M. I4 G% n. _人不学 If you don't learn sex, 0 h% n/ S' x3 ]) ~
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!* S9 ~1 ^6 e4 e7 k* B% e
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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