爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
5 s, \6 ^) k  }/ _* z, M性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
4 H8 H2 O) y' l9 i性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


9 J) s- t0 Y$ K7 X) B教之道：The way of learning it
8 O, W, d8 u6 s贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
( `: w; t$ P: D( j: O' n择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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4 X( ^& g& {$ ]7 \) X窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
6 L$ W9 V! g# F  g有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
) _: l6 @4 i, X教五子 All his five son took it
0 S" {1 s; y# v" B; H  X名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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) X% h) [% A8 r: {7 n1 S养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
0 I4 V$ h9 ]0 t' N' G: u. ~父之过 It is all your fault.
) k2 S0 `. j7 R1 U+ O1 Y3 F7 m教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
/ e6 m3 z3 P  _3 Y6 x, G师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

- e8 ]  V8 f4 G5 u$ r子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
; \; k$ S5 ?/ m' V# w幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
% }3 M; D8 G5 D# z2 u  |不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
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