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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. 3 j1 [4 _* s  y2 W; l" T; ?
性本善:Sex is good.
8 y6 f# C. q7 }% T性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. 3 Z8 S5 a1 K0 t% i  F) V$ C0 r& V& }" p$ b
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
, l) e' f2 f( N& z7 ]4 X* s苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
* H( @9 q/ P5 h+ e& u# d0 d性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. 8 X) N  K8 y1 G1 ~" A7 E
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教之道:The way of learning it 9 ~5 B( O3 E3 h2 E* R! D
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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1 ?6 E0 D# t4 A$ N5 w2 @昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng 1 x% j8 g" h- T( H6 f) p0 j/ S3 A
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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6 Y" J- Q  M* O$ G2 A7 d/ t子不学:If you don't study hard,
/ V2 j7 B; A0 R6 r断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. : b# e$ I, n8 o$ E( E

; f: o5 a* J% {+ l9 p* a! J窦燕山 Dou, the Famous " L2 I5 p3 ^& P) L& B
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine * g0 T, C9 T- v  M( o8 s
教五子 All his five son took it
* s2 h  T* M: l0 u( A* X! y( c7 @名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. % C$ e& z$ e( V! G9 H9 i; F

; S; |' B+ |0 h养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
' E7 _) M  k% g# ~1 ?父之过 It is all your fault. ) J1 {8 j- u/ U2 y/ q' W
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
* }$ C( g  \: c师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this 6 C. S5 \# r" i- O$ N3 a, d
非所宜 but that is a real mistake 9 @8 j+ T5 L4 W
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, : c" G- F3 k* g1 F6 ?5 u
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged , s9 f4 S, }$ y' Z5 k& g

6 ^( |  _2 `) e' I玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
" |9 q# W7 D$ M% K  l0 L, T3 A不成器 It won't become hard and strong. " R. P! i' o/ ]! O
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
9 ^+ Y0 K* E7 v; v8 s2 t. Z不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!7 d# d( R* I5 @( l; z9 v& _
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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