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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life. 5 {. f0 d9 T+ }! t5 \2 n% U
性本善:Sex is good. ; w1 b: h+ b! x2 x* X
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
' d5 v' s, a5 [( h$ H& K习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. 5 X. F! X) h+ D3 ^) D$ `9 d
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
. `5 e) \$ V% @$ E. P  q性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. : ]; [0 r) q" ?
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5 m4 I7 Y( d! m7 g3 `9 H教之道:The way of learning it : k. C' t+ \7 W2 ^; Q
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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; Q9 k: E" O: d/ {昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
4 J) F/ F6 J8 ?  G0 w择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 0 b% q0 o1 D0 n+ o& U1 W: Y

" g- b, U/ @- y$ ~子不学:If you don't study hard, 3 G8 y# f1 z  W. ^3 @
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. ( s+ s3 W5 U. `3 y, T) @; z* q
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous ; p- A. x, d; i' P
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine $ g6 ]0 {/ o2 p. Y' Y" w
教五子 All his five son took it ( G* a( Y" R8 h* U4 ?, V
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. : I0 c9 n  |3 W) R3 c+ E

) j% S: `+ ~7 d: d养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, 5 B+ L+ w; Y; m* ?3 u; c
父之过 It is all your fault. / h" v* C) i- @( u- F+ b0 A
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
6 o5 a" }4 }3 n师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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2 R; h( {" I* O% ~1 h# W' B子不学 You may refuse to study this & \: G# `' \& ]5 Z5 y7 @
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
# V0 f; `. M; t" y5 n: d1 L幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, + f, f7 u4 t3 ^7 p
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged , m1 l6 w. L1 [  N# g  Z

" A! \" j( S8 ]+ g/ @玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
$ P: A3 W$ z8 r1 V9 U2 o( Q- _不成器 It won't become hard and strong. 6 J- N) g/ N& g! G. [. X
人不学 If you don't learn sex, : H) j. j, x/ \; C( a- K) s
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!( V5 l: m6 L  j$ ?3 u
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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