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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. * G" |5 R! b1 K* W
性本善:Sex is good.
& f/ B1 A8 r) _1 w& f& F性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
6 A# g! H; B/ S9 K$ w$ v- E1 m0 o习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
1 f7 S! p: y4 H. `7 w8 m) c0 l苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. 7 d: z  x8 v! l( q% R6 E% j
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. 1 N' \  K0 Q! C- X: x
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8 i- L: d" u2 c教之道:The way of learning it . R: K5 p: G" x' i* b
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
: t/ M, j3 g$ v0 l择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
6 _* }3 C+ b9 L5 C& n断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. 6 x$ Q6 D+ y) R9 k/ ]

* f% ~3 N* f  Q窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
% y9 C+ u: R7 m6 D' @有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine 9 Y7 C; T; ~+ ]% a" @  o/ }( P
教五子 All his five son took it
8 ~0 p8 R$ G' R& I" h" v# M名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
6 ]+ h9 r  S9 V4 o父之过 It is all your fault.
3 S) I; C) u3 V; Z% u7 l* N( S教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
' c7 m  O7 x& r" |$ z师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 7 n/ e# \) }9 p2 y3 B3 ]4 I

. _& M5 E( M' C$ I; \* U' w子不学 You may refuse to study this
. Y) `  p  M& w" b4 I非所宜 but that is a real mistake
: R5 T; Y. Y( u4 _幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, - q+ j. B  O' [  Z' s
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged 0 x6 }. w7 r5 V, w

3 `* N- h! A, R5 S: r. f+ C% A2 t玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
" \5 z5 o- b6 w" C不成器 It won't become hard and strong. 5 R" m% o& M  n
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
, h# k5 z4 P' L" A" a9 L不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
. {  A8 ^  ]0 f; lFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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