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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life. + j. J* z: M4 [$ `1 Z6 P1 F
性本善:Sex is good. ) o3 ^1 c0 }5 Y% A, z2 g
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
, k/ }! g# R, o, k; o8 {; p习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
( [+ N+ y, w3 A3 W2 }苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. , Z, j) g0 x( B; i# J# \
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. $ }: [0 q2 G' B$ J, {" k2 A5 F/ Z5 |
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教之道:The way of learning it
0 j# G& q( B$ P2 o贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. 1 H# E+ t  B+ H" Z# s3 U

! l( R$ X3 I! w0 _昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
4 n  o4 t( W2 [7 G) w7 l择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 1 X* M, L5 I: S9 b

$ k& C& }) J$ \0 T8 H子不学:If you don't study hard,
3 ^! X7 Z. \+ A. Z5 L6 t- t断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. " P2 M/ L/ _/ r& _1 }9 ?2 j
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
, m& X! R1 }3 }% F+ Q" c有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine   t: I; S9 T# t* N- p
教五子 All his five son took it
/ g5 J) [: b" Z名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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* s8 v- C' o3 G5 l/ x* x养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
! f" `8 O' d- Z4 x父之过 It is all your fault. 7 D3 }* h. s$ _  L1 }* J# e
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
, z4 K" _& T; v$ C* H$ f% |+ u师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this . {" h" B! O0 y6 }. w% H
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
+ N. i) x% D; G幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, , @' {/ M) v4 o9 f3 l+ |1 k
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged $ T5 f4 a$ A6 |9 W
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
  N2 @* ]( N# @" i7 Z) ~9 v1 ^9 J: P不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
. |0 W  e! k9 Q- r9 c, j: t" D6 W" T# p人不学 If you don't learn sex, 3 g  v6 l7 H4 j0 w! a
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
2 D4 A) ?! H/ P7 a5 sFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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