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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. : F' B3 y7 z# t/ ~! n3 N' Y
性本善:Sex is good.
' t% T& E; \, v1 x. j  Q' Y性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. ( v0 f0 J" j7 P2 W, N( k
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. # @6 Z$ d0 g$ M8 w- m2 u- m
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
; b* i' Q  O/ K! J性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it   d: F1 O! {) [9 V6 O5 U3 W
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng ( r9 l( ^; F( [: k1 ~
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard, + @9 J6 i; \/ S
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. ; L" D% ?( k$ M9 }* d, }# D' T* |2 G
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous $ I8 _0 T/ \' z8 A1 V6 w
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
0 V6 r/ r: J" P4 b教五子 All his five son took it
8 q* y2 d, T* t8 P0 ?# I. i名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
: R3 A! s: D1 x父之过 It is all your fault. / L- l" ~( Y* n. E& k& ]& h
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, 6 q# P& D: S) I# `
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ' V8 x) r0 I) ^# w, t" @7 ~) ^
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子不学 You may refuse to study this . m4 O" s1 K, X7 |9 }
非所宜 but that is a real mistake - L3 t' g# @# w) C3 a6 \; L
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
) o% {0 Q8 u4 e( _( [% f老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, + q- _! Z4 @7 Y) K
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. ; m8 \/ Q1 P, e  e# E  j0 i5 K
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
+ w7 I9 |$ W  Z2 @9 n9 g% d8 g不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
/ c/ M* Y. W+ r, hFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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