爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
+ }4 a( w5 o% t( }9 C性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
& Y& V8 p& I* Z& _/ b9 T苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
& F) N: H. v1 N0 E! }2 L性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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" W( N3 R9 c9 w7 H教之道：The way of learning it
0 g; G2 G* O# r; |0 c# E7 _贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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' `4 G. b, P! J# K' p6 i/ I窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
+ G  x1 V; P& P: j- i/ P& N教五子 All his five son took it
$ x, T1 s4 ]& w1 Z1 ]名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

4 W9 i8 G" k7 v( \养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
% K7 ^1 ?; N! h4 i2 v9 a  F5 u父之过 It is all your fault.
9 S8 C7 r1 m; i教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
+ Q4 _4 M6 {5 h1 d) |) M1 a1 ?师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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' r2 }" m# R$ J) L+ ]9 p+ [" Y6 H" Y子不学 You may refuse to study this
+ H& F" v7 k9 q0 q0 T( s9 s* ]非所宜 but that is a real mistake
, @: x2 U, D5 N( d! Q幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
+ D& U) ?& H3 F! ]老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
$ S3 m# Z& H- V& V/ g不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
. m3 `* `2 n8 y) F/ g人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
4 `0 b0 j. j- a( D5 cFaint!!!!!!!!!!!