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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life. + o2 w# G9 t4 ~6 r1 A3 v
性本善:Sex is good. , x7 _$ F; ^; q& n/ ^
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
$ b6 w5 G7 s% i( E习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
3 w" ~' ]& d9 d3 r" I& K' ?: F苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. $ ]2 M9 ^% d/ ^2 p+ A$ ]  U
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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4 D1 E3 p$ `; E  }5 ?% X教之道:The way of learning it ) n/ ~" C9 e( I7 U+ P. `
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
# V( V) P$ L" l+ f6 a8 f. O$ Q择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. * k( R) `8 G; `! O1 T0 [# p

$ G( d& Z1 S- a0 S  i子不学:If you don't study hard,
4 @- q4 s7 |/ L3 l& T- X6 }6 R5 k断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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  N6 I5 Y; |- _% \# S* q% d% }4 I1 `  i窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
3 g) U/ T. s- |- _3 e# k- ^有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
3 R% f; ]* ~0 |, R) L教五子 All his five son took it
6 [3 j7 f" H3 o; S4 x' Z名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
% [8 L; }9 l5 f7 }: E5 k2 Q) i父之过 It is all your fault.
, P1 r/ W2 m4 H1 t& u+ m# X教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
( [; ~1 e: X9 T% }% ]师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ( K- {( `/ o8 K: j; N; }3 \- b9 H3 X
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
9 @- q) ]5 D. b& T  S2 c非所宜 but that is a real mistake & L! q9 l+ v( ?
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, 9 H$ g, I& _  e9 E
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged 1 X# u8 L7 _, u+ P4 b+ s# W; U
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 3 T2 u2 o( a  y* M' u" l
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
+ c* \" T0 n, Y$ P6 v" t) w人不学 If you don't learn sex,
  b; s, N! [3 ~  a不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
3 S, f+ b# V, dFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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