爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
, s1 y' G7 c, {# x2 h性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
4 c1 S. p: Y* {苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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3 w/ S% G3 k2 M. S9 @教之道：The way of learning it
9 m# L& s6 `0 h- h/ D1 T贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

8 _6 F/ w$ K6 A; @子不学：If you don't study hard,
$ O3 E1 R" X9 {+ P' u1 s, Y3 Y断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
) @- k+ l9 v; J4 x有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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0 d+ j- u' q" J/ j1 B养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
+ X/ @7 y2 h$ h4 e7 W) {教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
3 F2 \! L3 E' F' C6 ^  y师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不学 You may refuse to study this
$ V# D6 n$ l) F/ n非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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" c6 B3 g& A, J1 J玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
( ?* \2 v( ?2 X  b+ a不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
+ z1 Y0 T& I) l3 J7 U- x+ T+ x. s不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
  {0 ]" x3 |8 x" L3 nFaint!!!!!!!!!!!