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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
( l2 e- |( h1 Q0 ?3 `% g性本善:Sex is good.
, h3 _0 k. z5 |' v性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
) J+ v8 y$ A# l; ~* z习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. $ H3 ]; `- V+ o/ x$ i
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
) A$ R. a# t4 l3 T( d) d性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. 9 ^; w/ k" J0 s+ d9 _+ ~& g' P
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3 o! n& d) f, B$ q' ~; {7 u" T9 K教之道:The way of learning it 2 ~. F7 e% o% w1 h8 \  j
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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5 ]+ u$ E' U1 a5 T; a0 v昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng 4 Q' [- m( T" w' M# q
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard, 5 }2 w8 Q( P6 B" n
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. - v& K, [+ }, K

  i! w! C3 z3 u7 j, f; Z窦燕山 Dou, the Famous + Z7 `- k. `4 K" W1 I
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
+ h+ W0 g7 \. f3 K教五子 All his five son took it
# \# z. a* e7 e6 O( k. k1 c名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. 6 S2 {5 L" B5 b4 ?! \+ @- }

4 D+ P5 D6 B7 ^5 s* `5 j8 p; N4 b养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
' u. K2 s4 V0 V% C父之过 It is all your fault.
4 n, ]! j: C; l+ m$ C' A教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, 2 K5 q+ a9 x1 H0 d
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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/ b2 o- e* b3 X% h- O子不学 You may refuse to study this 6 V+ h1 @. T; z' Q
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
/ g* d; E3 o1 ~* {9 z" j幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, 7 F* u' k! r- W4 C4 p" O+ i
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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( f% q  D1 J8 j2 @, @" H% k0 l" R玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
& k  D* c# S- c/ c* ~# J5 ?1 P不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
, p5 T. J* N( \7 e$ v, f3 g人不学 If you don't learn sex, ; e5 s. `( e  Y$ @& y: |
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!$ ^+ b' z" @( {( P
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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