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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
, s1 y' G7 c, {# x2 h性本善:Sex is good. & E$ Y* @* }3 p  F0 s
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. . X/ @2 ?3 m* o2 \
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
4 c1 S. p: Y* {苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. 0 b9 r! B; c8 W! w
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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3 w/ S% G3 k2 M. S9 @教之道:The way of learning it
9 m# L& s6 `0 h- h/ D1 T贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. ! _* ~; [8 F9 F1 m+ o. C! x/ Y) Z
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng / g8 _7 ^3 H% J6 t; J" ~4 z% n
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. ; j6 D% Y3 u" z( L  Z% }8 n

8 _6 F/ w$ K6 A; @子不学:If you don't study hard,
$ O3 E1 R" X9 {+ P' u1 s, Y3 Y断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
) @- k+ l9 v; J4 x有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine & F( @1 k! k! f- q! D& e
教五子 All his five son took it 5 _) q5 T" G) j& h* |# t( L3 w
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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0 d+ j- u' q" J/ j1 B养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, $ B$ A3 d$ l6 b+ j6 O
父之过 It is all your fault.
+ X/ @7 y2 h$ h4 e7 W) {教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
3 F2 \! L3 E' F' C6 ^  y师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. " u- c  a  x/ F$ ]* Y" T8 W
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
$ V# D6 n$ l) F/ n非所宜 but that is a real mistake # w6 F# N& v: G! _, ~7 L# [. M7 f
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, 9 s( e8 f+ d( K, f/ S+ \( L  _
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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" c6 B3 g& A, J1 J玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
( ?* \2 v( ?2 X  b+ a不成器 It won't become hard and strong. 3 `7 i9 F% @6 |- i5 i
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
+ z1 Y0 T& I) l3 J7 U- x+ T+ x. s不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
  {0 ]" x3 |8 x" L3 nFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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