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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. " I0 a# x5 ~+ S' l( ?. g
性本善:Sex is good. , v! n/ L6 Y. {  r
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. + z+ @) [, s3 M/ ]; ]( b
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. 5 ^. A+ E" c) ~+ m1 H5 ?0 q
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
: z3 ?2 r4 N: [0 b性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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, x+ J7 f8 o1 [& |2 Y: T2 [" P+ W) s教之道:The way of learning it 5 C; B1 n* d( \6 f
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. 4 }, E% J+ j- s1 n3 s

8 t. O$ Q* }* {% \昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
+ z# @" M! o3 c3 s& b8 N0 `择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard, - a$ ^( G* N0 ]9 b
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. 1 Y' D- I2 @. N# I

! G- U! s* f7 w6 i" R1 R窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
* }$ _1 @) J" q$ b有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
" A; r" K6 t3 Q- S教五子 All his five son took it 5 T3 l5 M8 ?$ [! y+ b
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. 9 z4 J+ g# R+ I: P3 _+ V, j

! k; @5 c  A! U/ B, F! R$ ^4 }; x养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, 2 Q, S# M4 ^% B- q1 }  m- w  `! C
父之过 It is all your fault.
; i) U/ q  ?4 B# f" c教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
- b* Z; _9 g: m0 t  L师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 2 m+ Y: P" X! {; T! \. y" w! |

: M( X# D, i3 R. E9 ~6 v; @子不学 You may refuse to study this 0 W& ]  v& J$ k( p0 r
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
3 r* S: n1 l6 u/ }+ l8 v0 y幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
) P  t( F9 q. l5 I老何为 you will lose your ability when aged ; S3 z9 m) m; D1 Q7 w" z
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 1 `* ^2 f, K- m: F
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. ' Q! l! k0 X. a) k. ?
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
; ]( _+ @! `5 Z& Y. y0 o' W5 h! |不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!- b) e& K. ^6 L) M# H/ P
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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