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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
- D, p  o$ C: n# j# ?: g6 V性本善:Sex is good.
$ n* L* b4 L0 j+ j: Y) I性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
6 v' U4 Q+ T5 K习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
4 {6 ]; E* ^' P5 j苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. ; J& B( `1 a' N% ]' h
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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/ O' g6 [7 O( V: h9 Q教之道:The way of learning it 4 L5 w/ B' x% \
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. 8 Y8 E7 e- Z7 K* S2 K  g
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
( j  ?  r! a! Z择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard, : p! v: ]/ Y/ s+ Y5 h9 t
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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0 o% a- @# W. Z. y窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
0 h2 l+ d5 p( V" D) N! M( y6 D有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine % Z' v1 x9 t3 E, E. w% E7 j
教五子 All his five son took it / E8 y8 `9 k$ O2 _7 h: b* l0 N
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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. W+ a! n- i: d* Z! Y* B养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, % E+ Z6 d/ B2 V) a8 k" J( Z
父之过 It is all your fault. % |5 m% z  V. \) m
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
( D3 ]7 j: C3 z6 E& D! M) ?师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. " Z- W2 z) v" U( ^9 B" T0 P
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子不学 You may refuse to study this ) ]4 Y4 G9 e9 d3 J# ~
非所宜 but that is a real mistake + Q9 S; F. _" _, E" C
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, 7 G& U' E" d( N, q3 N
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged " A. m2 R# A2 `1 Z% b4 F. g

! t+ {# Q; s/ u- u玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, % R: Q4 m1 v5 o  @  o$ c! y/ `
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
. |* Z3 t) x# k+ `* M# R; {人不学 If you don't learn sex, ; h! N% y! K# s) r8 H: {! `5 F
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!5 Q- r9 }' r# }
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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