爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
1 M" L) D! z2 k/ P" o性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
- a1 V. c1 ~& ^6 w习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
5 p/ y. p$ l5 K( q; C性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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0 x6 N: @% k' C6 Z" s教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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6 A! i# r3 B& h3 K* j昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

! z  s# {# R& K- R% V窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
. w3 w  D$ b8 ^8 h. i+ T名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
- O5 }( E2 w" R: _+ H3 m" @* N2 I9 l父之过 It is all your fault.
) ?, F% g( x  f: `2 V# S教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
2 t/ E( m& t! J, l( q5 `" n$ {. g6 Y师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
& T$ E& S4 _" S8 B幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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9 w4 n  _8 L2 H% _' \6 J玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
! S6 w1 i! B/ \0 X9 w) t不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
! G2 x- R" _$ o% I& B% ~人不学 If you don't learn sex,
% F( a- K3 }  c0 b3 Y& {- v6 r& a不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
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