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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life. 4 c* J  i& M$ J4 C  T6 q5 Q5 H
性本善:Sex is good.
* z  D! o+ q# h3 j5 w9 x# B性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. , D; ]7 V1 _( N$ E/ ]
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
* X% f3 g  ]; S$ t8 K" t苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. " t- I- D# c, l+ P) E
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. . R  c" V% g0 F
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教之道:The way of learning it
0 Y6 Y2 t5 T9 P" F3 u贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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: I" Y3 J4 [( g( |5 c5 m9 r9 h昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
3 `+ ~; H4 F* ?1 \0 C3 E# O择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard, / h  z5 G, A) V6 _& a4 n
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. % A1 {8 V" I/ [6 G$ ^& Q
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
' k5 V5 g% S" `/ |$ P& C+ h' n: a5 Q有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine . G7 g! Y+ z" O; j& O
教五子 All his five son took it
! E8 Z# X. }/ X- k$ M& I7 B名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, + {4 m; I" U' v8 d
父之过 It is all your fault. " D# j$ r2 N# z( s0 J
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, , e$ }' {6 r) v0 o2 t
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 6 ^+ O- _9 g- R* x' Y

2 L2 r9 J- m) K& {9 e$ ?  l9 M9 Q子不学 You may refuse to study this
+ J- u2 Y! W0 ]5 z# [2 i. n7 m非所宜 but that is a real mistake
$ ~1 }% @  p) T1 `: t幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
) E# ^& ^3 h8 s5 K  S老何为 you will lose your ability when aged ) `+ q- I( D. \* @6 ?1 ~+ {0 n
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
( c4 X! U  g3 m" s/ c- I5 x7 C* e$ m不成器 It won't become hard and strong. 9 m* B2 O; n0 m
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
  K4 U1 ^; ]+ Y1 C; P不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!- ?/ v) K; C7 a7 m3 n# z: q: l4 h
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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