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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. ' W5 L( T1 W0 u. @0 f+ B) \1 Z
性本善:Sex is good. ' {' s0 G. m6 E: T& e2 e. I; Z
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
# m' Q6 l* x1 F习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. # ]. x5 l, d7 X& h' Y  r
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. : z& d: X0 b- d; Z& a# ~$ \
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
! F% ]9 v4 [5 e$ z: {贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
2 J0 }4 [6 f. A/ ~3 b+ A. C择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 1 A$ Q: Y+ ]9 g% m  @
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
# F8 e% E. G1 E4 M9 O* a断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. $ j% d' E# C1 k8 y
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
- E8 k& y3 F( q% c  x: a有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine 0 `, H4 B! O" [1 w1 A/ J; \$ H
教五子 All his five son took it % V9 l/ z* F5 y# C
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. 1 n- X, F5 |9 G5 U" p. X
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, 7 U" ]1 @+ u+ I  ~5 n/ w
父之过 It is all your fault.
7 \1 x$ k2 |1 \/ Z) f7 w+ Y2 G教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
$ ]1 l1 w4 b1 i; o- f/ l) ^2 x师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 1 {( {6 j4 H9 s1 \* [' D

1 {0 U  S- p& g2 {7 X( S% M( W, ?子不学 You may refuse to study this
3 e7 U9 d6 {4 }  w9 v非所宜 but that is a real mistake 4 p/ h; P0 m! H, [( `/ L
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, $ f4 g2 r  S  I% x. Z
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged + H! e2 N6 l8 o
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
$ i2 R# Y! e* i4 h$ N+ G不成器 It won't become hard and strong. $ a+ S' P$ v/ K& u  T
人不学 If you don't learn sex, # p1 i+ X! d9 F0 z) d" i8 b
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
7 D% ], H+ B8 p0 iFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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