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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. ) F& }/ }, H  E* E
性本善:Sex is good. 2 M+ L) l$ ?2 d$ T9 ~  ]( N1 @
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. & V& |6 V7 {1 {, Q% B: |( F
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. - T6 Q1 A: a& `5 V+ g
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
  N; ~' j* K8 q8 D, _; |6 |3 o8 g性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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" @0 ~6 U4 k) n+ [+ c# N8 e* v4 k3 o教之道:The way of learning it
2 h* s' Y/ a# o! D: i+ |8 U贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. ; ?+ H4 _) Z, X$ `+ o, U2 i# h

; q1 M. M* L  \昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
8 k$ w3 m' F# m% o4 {$ H3 p5 i择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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* ~8 Y$ D7 @9 H' i* S. @, ~子不学:If you don't study hard,
* q! e) \* @6 B$ z- L断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. + i) j' ]3 A% {1 G

) |! a9 D) J5 F  t5 \窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
( o. l2 y$ r# Z6 U! F' C; b有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
3 c7 t& K5 `  i$ N教五子 All his five son took it
2 T, D$ w1 g8 T) ?, ~. _* h2 C名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. . J$ z9 G( Y5 |& j* X# r5 z

0 q; H4 l/ }: j/ x9 P* t养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
0 G7 S( l" @6 }& S* V* @父之过 It is all your fault.
. Y, }  i" _* q& }教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
* \9 @2 r, V* ?2 f! e+ E师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. : G3 ~: z' P, @8 \' s
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
/ O) @7 l6 Z3 p8 A' g/ D/ s9 }非所宜 but that is a real mistake
9 C' x* U; ?+ b; i幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
6 T5 T8 u; e1 e1 R老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,   c- {# B1 \- L. L& G. q
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. + g; t8 v9 j' }  W/ R0 L' \
人不学 If you don't learn sex, 0 V1 \7 m5 F+ q$ y
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
( a5 f4 S6 B8 d4 |& U5 KFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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