爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
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性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
* h9 I' f# t$ @习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
6 t8 S) t4 W. P$ d, _- ?性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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教之道：The way of learning it
: W. [* ^. v% U+ G* u贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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# y4 }% N' [: k1 i! g4 {昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
4 O6 t* a: M' c( ~教五子 All his five son took it
9 e+ l' G1 ]; A/ g2 U0 e& j3 z* g名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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7 I# `' t7 @) p/ D& V养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
2 H2 x8 j. |  t; ~: I" v  [教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

$ e+ j- z6 \: i3 ]子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
* R# Y; D. D1 H- o8 [2 W9 q  z幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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: n( M5 W; Z5 w: q" f1 J$ M玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
& Y3 l$ F4 @( Q$ ~人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
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