爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
% _9 W: Z/ `$ m2 ^$ o' |$ b性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
( ?: J4 _; t) d5 ?8 p8 y苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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教之道：The way of learning it
% y0 T* ~/ Y. X; p5 T- b$ l贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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; s( G# V7 z: |. q8 c子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
* O) w5 s" |, Z教五子 All his five son took it
0 @3 l: `0 r" f名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

: s3 i  B* V- ]" @7 K' `养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
% p# g4 V3 l$ ~/ Z! ~师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

7 C1 G! p1 y' s# {. v; L, g子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
: ^( X: \& L7 f8 B/ ~! q不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
% P1 M  s6 _$ u+ y$ @3 Q人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
2 \3 ]) L; K4 V/ i. s0 ZFaint!!!!!!!!!!!