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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.
5 r% g6 A$ m+ e# m性本善:Sex is good. 7 U1 w! \; E, _9 p" Y
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.   K) }6 u1 Q3 H7 \- g
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. $ i2 R1 G3 _( A* \: j2 G1 r; C% \
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. % [; M9 }0 k. B6 a( b
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. # g: w& `* n; j" P$ G+ K, y4 R
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& C3 M' E) w* g; n5 n& ?  _$ W! I教之道:The way of learning it
! P5 @& J4 X! c! c5 v; t, w贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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% q( d! T; y0 g! ]. ^" e昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
3 L* w+ K- S, W, ]; N% m! Y择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 5 n9 [8 D; @! d( ~, D

" T2 T2 s8 Z! @6 p子不学:If you don't study hard,
9 @! ~$ ?+ B: {" e. A; g断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. 3 D. L" h0 }2 b

( l3 ?% b- s( L& Q5 t5 `! k窦燕山 Dou, the Famous 5 K: k2 z$ q- o7 S2 i
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
# O  M  X5 B! s, q$ H. a3 z* I3 P教五子 All his five son took it + a* s, P) M* Y( [5 d
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. ; L; N7 Y  ~' X! J
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, " i/ `" M: o8 Q9 G% ~3 o7 t
父之过 It is all your fault.
0 f" Z/ m  N* y' {教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, , z2 I! k. \. f7 p
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. / ]0 M, F* V7 V7 w' P& B
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
) i. m" y0 j- |; B非所宜 but that is a real mistake
: |$ M+ `; X. T, s& p7 k8 f幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, 3 K# h0 v3 V! ?6 @3 w5 D  P6 G; h
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
5 m2 e* ~3 L& g7 u1 y1 G' j6 a不成器 It won't become hard and strong. ( \' h) }/ A; F
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
. Y( o' t  b( o& m! V不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
1 Y% E6 f4 i/ H3 t3 a( Y+ HFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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