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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
* f1 H! u. W  _$ r性本善:Sex is good.
# n4 M6 ^0 {* w3 M7 `) X) }性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
0 A& F0 M  S. E5 U7 D- b习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. ' E* H; n0 J- p! D# s! w
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. 0 p# c5 ?9 c7 J( {
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. + n8 \1 E1 h- ?

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8 z' |6 F4 w( n' |, R6 [/ D' X教之道:The way of learning it 1 S2 ]7 a+ c& }& }- R$ b6 V
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. * y# Z4 w5 Y3 w/ V  l. q" K
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
5 h& _/ Y& P9 b2 v: P择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard, 8 b0 I5 J: p& C0 [. g
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. 3 h) q; `; @( A* V+ z
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous 0 b8 j2 C& w! e( r  f
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine 4 q- b9 w: p( X* O
教五子 All his five son took it 8 P( Y4 k2 x2 E8 @& x0 a5 i
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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6 C' [  R5 Q1 j3 P  `. N养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
- K4 g# }# {% F1 X, n% {. A5 y父之过 It is all your fault.
* s6 U' _! |  r1 j" V9 |教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
8 \$ c5 j6 F& s3 D师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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' L( G! W$ d' l2 C3 a子不学 You may refuse to study this ) D; K( }$ x' v
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
/ X" h% G5 Q3 Q/ d' i1 k幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, , o$ l5 f6 p- R; l1 q" @
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
6 p; ?: r8 M6 Q  {; R. K不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
" Y2 \$ \+ g/ M& h人不学 If you don't learn sex,
2 L. j8 h! T3 Y7 U* N, x不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
! T$ y4 B. U: e5 n4 x7 ]Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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