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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.
) ?4 K! z4 v* R2 N" y0 }性本善:Sex is good. . A% P% x1 I& K' C1 ?8 v' Y" G) N: Q7 p
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
2 ~# I4 S, k5 o1 I3 V- B习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
5 X8 @( X+ Y  a2 e苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. + M# ?( n0 l7 x% D) l5 H
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. + N- G, g* X  s% ^$ C5 r: X

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教之道:The way of learning it
: `$ A% E  W' I% F/ H' U/ h贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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) b  C! q, o8 u昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
9 v+ W# I) T; y择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. ) D' g8 h# k( I6 k6 n

7 m  ~/ D& `: |子不学:If you don't study hard, ; w0 q$ f: f, A& E
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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% i7 q$ u! ^& @0 j) ^窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
0 L: q$ Z  |5 X$ K有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
; M0 r- e2 x8 E# [/ h# V' I0 S教五子 All his five son took it . z" ?2 @/ z9 H. p9 ]- a
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. ) X% f8 B/ j; |& q4 f9 M5 x& A" ?7 ~

7 ~8 {5 w2 J% G5 {; i养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, ; s! D2 {8 `7 ]
父之过 It is all your fault.
' e" h. w  o6 t! \+ S7 m/ M教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
" D. h2 y5 P. |+ p! [5 V& C% y" M4 |师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. " {1 G* j0 |3 g

5 W$ T" O, P& P* S0 s6 s0 K子不学 You may refuse to study this
. h/ q: c; k7 R9 \非所宜 but that is a real mistake
9 x4 {* Z6 R: O- S* K+ e; G' w幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
2 N5 a! W9 Q, C6 T" T! E; Z9 P老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 5 A4 W6 m6 P& r& g+ M6 c* l: s
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. 1 ^1 Q! ^% ~% m* h2 f
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
- H; s3 O- s- o8 n9 h& R7 B  ?) }不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!2 Y/ N* P; g# P+ L; M' [# Q" z; m
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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