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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
9 y& r, A' U2 B2 a性本善:Sex is good. 3 `+ \' A2 f& j
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. - t$ {6 ?( I  \4 N! F' j% e
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
) w4 o* a0 Y3 h! z" e苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. 4 q9 K" X# j, x2 ~+ V
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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' R4 s6 X" ^6 N1 g. u! ^: E  ]  @教之道:The way of learning it 7 k" f+ |- ^+ i" z/ q" s
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. 5 L/ |, a: Y5 B" v

( R. P! P  H4 z$ q7 ^* S昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
" J$ ?% x! z8 \) S9 V择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard, 8 o* A# ]; B6 n) Y
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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/ e  h$ ?, ?' k+ G1 S. u# d  i窦燕山 Dou, the Famous " s! b2 ]/ H- j" S; h! }- f& o2 T
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine . V4 G4 f0 W: c. O
教五子 All his five son took it 5 ?4 @$ e" B: z8 N3 [. B+ F
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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+ P3 A4 s6 ~% B) k% V) F养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, / ]0 @9 c9 v& L3 \
父之过 It is all your fault.
" H/ g! ?- a* G教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, & Y9 ]3 ]5 J0 Y+ `+ G
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
2 C+ T# ^, V. {非所宜 but that is a real mistake & C9 u$ x4 i; {
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, 0 ^$ z. {8 K# G& N0 b8 w# k4 B
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, - N1 t7 \6 R- `6 S# t9 G% ^
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
" f8 v: |3 t. s+ R" j  M6 D人不学 If you don't learn sex, , t- a7 M& q# o7 N. d( W
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!, Y) p8 J; o" d! l1 x
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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