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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
* S0 B' Q4 g6 b( h; [) S性本善:Sex is good.
. O" k  v+ {( D# W, |; |性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
, _* h( T% I. [% D( s  z习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
' @2 ?# s4 D( M' X0 I* Q4 u  l苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. 1 @% Q6 k$ a) n4 e5 r
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. * D  n% J2 A* N* d3 b
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教之道:The way of learning it
0 }. T) ?! x7 C" }  r贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. - [" T% T" h* Z
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
" J4 a7 }/ r1 D% s+ G+ [# E$ @; F# h择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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; E9 H, z8 k! T0 R/ a子不学:If you don't study hard, ' \& k4 b' B1 y5 u1 e6 r
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous ! Y& o0 e3 R4 I
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
2 k* V4 Z* P- y5 E6 I9 r+ G7 o- Y教五子 All his five son took it 0 r* h: L. k* D% _7 h3 n
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
  S% }8 d: P" D- z, G# C7 y- w* z父之过 It is all your fault. 8 n* S5 Z" q3 ?% C
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, 7 i8 j0 d$ A3 |1 d3 C; ]
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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3 f7 X: F2 ?' w7 @子不学 You may refuse to study this 9 u. p; r/ H" ]
非所宜 but that is a real mistake 2 T5 S* s) Z$ {: {
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
% s& E) [2 I2 w; X% \老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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2 a' p( C2 M' \3 |" d. n- U, n玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
9 V8 @7 n' `- E1 a+ @& _  H不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
' V" H, d. j1 z$ }2 j' L2 s人不学 If you don't learn sex, / o, U3 I3 N3 B" h8 o) {
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!' I5 K: H: f3 M) [. S8 \
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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