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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.
2 G5 e; s- M/ a) O. i性本善:Sex is good.
! O6 B- s5 p2 u/ i  }性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. $ _7 Y! w; V9 m: Z& i4 U
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
7 w# {- G, i( r7 Y苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
# H" [) e4 v' Q7 x' @! D! E1 F性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. - b! {- Y: p" Q3 {: E
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教之道:The way of learning it 7 p* k, o) \) d
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
* o. L# ], o: Z* E3 u择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
: P# F0 w# X8 B, N  j4 N: _断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. 4 e$ _; y# }5 i# _$ l
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
6 L3 }# u' N9 c& _, L  U/ T- R6 r有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine 3 X  ]0 \4 L" y$ ^1 X5 W
教五子 All his five son took it , l( L8 c0 G; L& U6 e- w5 ?$ B
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. 0 a  d6 L% Y$ x" i. M& H: @/ y# D2 |

+ v( q/ a# Q4 q: v养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, 4 \6 g9 p! A, b1 ]
父之过 It is all your fault. + Q* C" _) d5 W4 g
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
, e+ S  E' g6 ~7 G& V  W$ z. W师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. : t, x8 o) ~2 c0 V% T

: e" O$ T$ X# U9 q0 Y子不学 You may refuse to study this
  ^* }6 f: Y6 h8 h+ W非所宜 but that is a real mistake % `1 t0 x. L6 @4 g4 {3 q
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
: d9 Y$ P/ e/ f/ `  Q老何为 you will lose your ability when aged 0 G, T$ i2 l2 I0 c2 }& \/ R
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 0 [3 F1 v7 k1 h4 x
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. / [) w. b6 A2 l1 F5 C: |
人不学 If you don't learn sex, 5 S: R9 h4 d6 j, d/ v
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!, Z& q$ }2 {1 L; Y5 f1 r* m# I
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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