爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
) g3 R5 y6 k# K, d性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
' D* [2 y. f$ b性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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教之道：The way of learning it
1 Y. k* X# {1 T8 y+ h  R/ e贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
- N  k( B" R3 q% D; i$ I9 D3 t择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
! J5 B8 B. \7 W/ K; |% F断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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6 @: ?& f& d* _8 k3 ^, Q" D  R窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
% q7 ~7 h3 n! j/ \, a$ V有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
& Y1 Q( o/ c$ c% F$ R! s名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

; Q% e* F. O0 r+ |养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
4 L8 I1 r. M0 q& o2 T  Y/ e8 l父之过 It is all your fault.
7 S" z2 `; `9 }1 H8 ^7 z! _! V! R教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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: G( K. s% _; p4 h6 G$ a6 C子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
% d5 B/ f9 e6 r. ~幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
2 |6 D; y5 ]5 L6 i6 g老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
8 Y& F% ]* z$ @2 x$ a$ b! ^* O不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!