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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
2 N, T2 s) W( Z% F. w性本善:Sex is good.
* Q0 k8 G9 V  y/ \  T* |$ Q. K性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
! \* [) v8 o* V( s习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
% s  O/ k+ E: C苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
% J$ u/ q  |; t9 F性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
, h, v9 S/ o! J3 N) Z1 s' y7 j贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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# ]0 g  y& |' {, _+ f昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
# ]/ `/ n8 F6 Z; M- \5 R! w2 ?3 `+ r择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. - U; w" J+ S# Q5 V& K

! [' X+ u" t# A9 D- U- C' X, Z子不学:If you don't study hard, 2 c7 j" F& c; X7 X# F3 X
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. # S: E- _5 [1 d/ r% l' E
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
8 K, X% L7 k; A# A- p' j( S有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine 5 F6 e! f. x' T
教五子 All his five son took it
- K1 P& u. ?6 q  q, I0 D9 K/ x# U名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
/ F$ R* P+ o8 w  s: s7 z父之过 It is all your fault. 4 s  c( K4 b: y! U2 l- I& G. J0 [4 b
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, 5 M& s( Y0 t: r( _: x
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
8 g0 z# q3 ?, Z0 L. F" q非所宜 but that is a real mistake
0 w0 ~) i) M7 J幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, ; c+ u/ D+ m" m/ B3 a* e3 Q# ]
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged , v. Q6 C9 _7 [, w+ K# `3 K( z, L
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 3 Y/ h. @1 S4 o: W
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. + {7 }$ G" Z' l: `) y1 L4 n
人不学 If you don't learn sex, ; S/ G: c& n" b/ ?6 t5 W5 o: D  H
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!% Z) Z9 h+ c6 c
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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