爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
' J( z) ?' A. w7 s! l, h性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
6 r+ d" L* B- P# _% v( C& h习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
# X6 ?2 B0 a4 W! j" D. S苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
) M3 Y6 \  Q, m' Y性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

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+ {* r3 R# W: e2 w5 K教之道：The way of learning it
2 r, V( d. O' ^0 n% i' [# g% V- I$ R贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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0 S4 a0 F2 B* G$ H! x7 _1 q. M昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学：If you don't study hard,
  o. H# k% s& t; G+ l' p1 p" I9 \断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

# U. c: L; I7 F) R( i窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

1 S  b, O: @1 Z3 X: p2 e7 p5 Q$ v- {养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
. o: _6 I) V: i教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
- Y9 ^8 _) C$ r+ m/ l师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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5 X( N( _& j$ }0 }3 ?: ?子不学 You may refuse to study this
8 i. t* @! O& S, k非所宜 but that is a real mistake
- x3 P! L% r% K* g' ^幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
) k6 R' c  w9 w, b6 P. |老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

2 V) z3 i5 j2 {% M玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
" F: M' u  J+ M' ?- H不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!