爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
& d* O5 Z3 V% f: E" U  p性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
* c0 e$ k6 P0 K* X6 p/ T习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
/ A" c. E' E: z5 j  \苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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教之道：The way of learning it
6 ?( T% K: F( K( K贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

# Q6 S; c$ J! e/ n$ U6 ^昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
$ [% |4 {# j2 K& G0 r择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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; Z! l( I: p+ p. N- M# U4 P子不学：If you don't study hard,
1 _) q/ _( c- J4 q8 S; K+ k断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
9 v% Z; {/ U3 g7 D+ S教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
4 y$ S0 ^0 R5 o& D父之过 It is all your fault.
$ J2 d1 G  Z* N# l& S* t- c2 o教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
, A1 T3 B# i. S% T9 s+ _% G" h3 P# k老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
% m' b* \& V0 I; k1 L2 V不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
5 x/ A! i$ E4 b" M- M* S人不学 If you don't learn sex,
% p/ U" z/ H' Z" p! d不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!