爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
& D( k8 A. ^4 S& ]性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
' }  E7 @$ h( e( P# v1 F苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
* Y1 y3 O+ y5 h3 s( V性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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% I0 K/ B% ]: e* x5 N& W4 W窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
% u* W* I* e6 A# {! u3 U7 d, g名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
4 Q* Q/ x) T8 u6 K# v% F父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
% f/ N" M- T, ^师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

2 I5 ~8 w& \$ P: i子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
) M# d+ o0 e( \: |0 }" G老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
/ p) b! R% s$ n6 x人不学 If you don't learn sex,
: Q5 F) P4 a- b$ t# }( o* }不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!