爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
8 I4 O5 q. r. t/ N* e性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
, g$ r9 D5 I9 b0 P1 ^1 K- ~习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

0 ]# N5 l& I! P3 L/ C子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
; {0 v7 q# |! g$ ?8 f2 _- S名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
" |) I' D/ p5 p3 d3 m% F父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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. N. p7 F- r. d+ h子不学 You may refuse to study this
' Y( _5 a6 S& n8 D非所宜 but that is a real mistake
3 ^2 d3 }& g3 \  A9 e幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
% ]- d' H  e( F) D5 E( h- j" t! W老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

1 O1 I, d; d6 v) y( s5 o. Q玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
0 ~) e( d/ H: `不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
6 q* G9 t+ V8 d人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
  C1 {2 l4 I$ p: ^Faint!!!!!!!!!!!