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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life. 8 p5 B9 Q6 Z7 c) @8 h5 s
性本善:Sex is good.
. K, M2 [- g( H6 I, o8 _/ S) \性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. % ?/ Z& }8 O3 y; H7 O
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. / F1 Q. S8 B* l0 u: G6 ^
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. - o# `' p* m$ x/ c
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. - U: v  H. G0 L# h
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教之道:The way of learning it 4 w# W! r$ Y# [. m* j# {
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. 6 H$ x1 s' [6 t; H+ ?0 }/ B

9 {; _9 h0 u4 Z# p3 S: M5 e昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
( k8 ]% w- |4 t& f择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. - I! L+ P" {3 Z9 _/ y$ {0 h0 a

. y. K; ]' a3 r' Y; Y  A子不学:If you don't study hard, ; {+ D4 L! h: V% G
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. * {8 `: S7 Y2 P/ E/ M
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous , e+ O- }  i# @7 }  ?
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
7 Z( o( z* E+ R: ]) u8 [教五子 All his five son took it ! F. l: U9 @7 m, F/ A" e
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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0 u: M. H1 ~9 P( R# D; R2 ]3 S; B, U1 M养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, - @: J, l- P1 y  F- U5 j7 o4 D
父之过 It is all your fault.
. F5 Y/ g/ s! x  i' Z0 f( H6 v教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
+ J7 R5 h' Z% h7 u' K8 W5 X师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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" Y) @8 V* W' }( b- \1 Y* L子不学 You may refuse to study this
% q( @2 B! J* Q9 ]% g非所宜 but that is a real mistake ! o, W1 i+ l; K1 w7 w' ]. r
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, 8 K+ I$ @( R, d4 C& |9 I4 v; \
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged ( j: ~; r2 L% n/ D  c0 b

7 s. I# ]/ @* y玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
- Y, I% @+ B- i9 D" }- Z; w不成器 It won't become hard and strong. , {) D% _1 k/ i( I; v; V% \
人不学 If you don't learn sex, % X  X$ r8 d# C
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
0 k! G- S' [; g0 J9 IFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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