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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life. # L  V, s+ N& {5 d
性本善:Sex is good.
' h) S5 u3 C5 h  C. h/ H; t性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. ! m) j/ k& C* l2 e* R  O4 X
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
4 Z3 e0 z* r3 y苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. ( B) F# @4 ^9 E3 B
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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/ `8 C  |3 V5 J' x) X( Q8 T教之道:The way of learning it
2 l7 ^, _. Z1 S: B( K% D贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. 3 Y6 S  B1 M% x4 U9 Z8 ]3 Y/ |

* r. Z3 Y& F  w昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
, M( r* |% \; ]( P7 }. V择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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/ J$ ]! x$ b" o子不学:If you don't study hard, $ P3 F! O0 I! C) A7 X' G% K$ e8 r
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. 3 P7 y) P9 v4 j& n. J" S
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
  z5 Z  q5 Y. d! y; @9 R+ d有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
6 \! h/ m$ }3 r. f4 t7 r7 J教五子 All his five son took it - W( Y4 N% Y; Q, d$ b* H5 a
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. + |4 J9 k$ T( B5 f
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, 2 r5 ^. s- [3 T6 k" b, j/ I
父之过 It is all your fault.
/ R3 F. X: {0 h0 g# X/ y) y! _教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, 1 ~6 |9 e4 I7 d* K
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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+ L$ K5 L# u; r7 o子不学 You may refuse to study this
7 c4 {5 H( [& K+ Q0 i非所宜 but that is a real mistake
- P" `! ^# u" i& R8 V3 q2 |幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, $ S. r( M/ x  E2 c0 s' y# P
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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- Y, J* Z6 V, A* ^玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
+ k  I" _" v% b+ v3 V; V不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
/ F1 b5 }' b% ?; y2 _4 n" k, Z人不学 If you don't learn sex,
2 W6 L, ~" E7 \2 f/ U不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
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