爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
; K# v: s5 s5 J. p性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
4 Z4 n1 B0 H, F( [. a6 \苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

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教之道：The way of learning it
- l0 `5 a$ E5 R6 D贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

; G( g3 ^/ u" |% ]' b; t) s  k昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学：If you don't study hard,
; ]6 V" P5 O- l0 V/ \0 E- W. K断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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; o* }/ h: _2 M: \窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
1 b, J6 n( y# _. F! u有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
% U- W* N! A4 H+ [1 z% h+ g名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
9 B8 V% ~* q7 M" J2 x3 T3 i父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
1 K& m  D' v2 D0 e$ G! m2 Q师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
* B3 P4 q3 D' K: h! `. @2 C非所宜 but that is a real mistake
$ L. G  w( X6 ^2 Y, x  H( a幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
8 B1 O& O. F) E; E老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

! e* ?9 z: A4 N# ~玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
% {) l" D7 P4 }不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!