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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
1 n: y9 E: ^8 v& Z" @# c; i性本善:Sex is good. + l& L+ ]: j6 h) m) Y; ]2 L
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
3 E2 z; Z+ D4 j习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
! f9 C0 _" a( I2 y. W% }" S% C* ?. Y苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
2 z+ W: Z: j( y7 D7 w9 c; }性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. . m/ @* }6 w' U  D$ t  Z
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: u- O4 }8 `- c- [教之道:The way of learning it
/ i8 ~4 ?5 ]& _3 y* |/ k; W3 d贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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4 N# D8 a! w3 \/ o7 k昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng 3 `% P. K/ X; n  ~& \
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. & i' W7 t% M/ H, n2 L

. G; Z6 e1 [# p1 P- \2 A子不学:If you don't study hard,
+ }) J* D$ l# D$ p1 ~; i$ \) h断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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& T. g6 U. E3 G' x3 }窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
4 w# k( W( L- r; {有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
2 N+ c" I7 \! z0 h. \( P教五子 All his five son took it
  u. T; h( C1 A+ {5 P, d$ Q' V名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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# R" n& U2 e7 q5 t6 t& i养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, . Y: m( o0 Z- h8 H4 V
父之过 It is all your fault.
- F. i3 B4 D$ q6 ^8 V! n3 Z教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, 4 `: ^0 m' c+ d% ]. s
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 1 b* `3 i' r  z# G7 c
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子不学 You may refuse to study this 5 f2 x: K1 z8 \6 i& W+ u- }: l
非所宜 but that is a real mistake , g; c/ ?5 d$ L3 M
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
1 l: c0 a+ D, o  J" u7 g7 U# s2 N老何为 you will lose your ability when aged 4 J8 L; }* b' z( e

! Q: k, `% S) j0 Z) k玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 1 Y; d4 H2 j" V2 _; ]" n
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. * R2 y5 X) r. A9 X
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
: n' u0 |- q5 _! G/ N. b不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
+ g: l) g7 O2 F, L  yFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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