爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
0 i2 M- V) g1 X9 ~- B性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
0 s) L1 S7 e  w习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
4 @9 A) i- @' f苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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教之道：The way of learning it
* v8 t2 x( D$ C& I; r! ]0 g5 x  Q贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

: h+ d8 I* t. r昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
0 N( e+ Y/ F$ b断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

& z4 o, m! D5 u/ f, o4 r窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
( a* r8 y- x9 p* P1 H有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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( L; n& y& W& V; I$ o  q3 L2 ?养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
. o" d* [3 Y; _, z9 T' k# v师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

, F6 e: u. k$ u$ `# R子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
9 O% g) P4 S, s% N8 m) e: s  `幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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6 @" n% D2 E6 ]* o玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
; D& l; Q& b! l# G. c, j4 d- Z不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
0 h$ b4 g" V( W/ l7 v4 ]不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!