爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
. _7 @/ k8 z* e) C& R性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
1 [- b5 U9 R& O8 N8 @! j/ q! w性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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教之道：The way of learning it
9 \( P! S: V) n1 n+ O! @. L1 u贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
# s* A3 z9 r4 u: @9 t) D断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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  y9 F1 `( o) P" E1 s9 }, `窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
3 H4 ?* o9 V* K! t教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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! Z, b1 T" K/ Q$ P/ G& X- O养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
8 Y0 a0 l$ t& T3 N* y+ h教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
+ z% v" B4 Q" D( v0 f  H师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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$ R$ \  H6 |: ^/ K, Y% [, ~子不学 You may refuse to study this
) @; [$ z7 c1 D9 d9 C非所宜 but that is a real mistake
, V& J3 q8 r" c7 y幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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* m# R* L4 h  U! s' `; j玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
- x) |( b; K: U; }- Y人不学 If you don't learn sex,
* r& U5 S( ^! E1 I7 C& T0 {不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
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