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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
8 a9 P: @& }0 |7 K性本善:Sex is good.
( P' M$ V1 p4 P: q& ?1 E性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. 7 P+ a) N$ r& a  a2 K! G2 |
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. ) V  \6 U* ]9 p& b% k/ `+ ~* F
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
0 g, Y, w7 Q' s; }性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. 7 X3 X! i4 p( U$ V

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" a2 Q9 a# o  _* \. X' i教之道:The way of learning it & f8 G1 [9 Q1 X# A4 J
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng ) m+ p5 d4 g6 u" G$ _' ^7 M
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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) \, P/ T  G' G2 D子不学:If you don't study hard, 8 p; |4 K, }; g" j8 o
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.   a5 G4 N2 x6 Y& s, P+ F  Y

6 V! e4 q1 {+ Q( {+ W" g窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
. g! J' x3 r6 N* b% K( W有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
7 X+ f) P4 u1 p- \+ k4 j$ h6 J教五子 All his five son took it
7 e/ m" d3 h! r5 W  B名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
. @& C$ B% y+ _父之过 It is all your fault.
! f1 y6 O6 x4 N0 J教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, + R) _$ V6 _$ a# H8 g3 ?( W
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. & }: B9 H8 s4 o

# }  y6 U) O0 u5 ]5 G. E/ G子不学 You may refuse to study this
. y6 T2 p' t+ G  H8 M7 S; v非所宜 but that is a real mistake $ ]3 d% y9 h" ?) H# j
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
! M0 P; s6 v, k) N! I5 E老何为 you will lose your ability when aged " }6 B- f& A$ X2 ?5 z

! V+ ]- B1 ^3 ^0 X! @+ ]6 a6 j2 }; h& ]玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, , X( x/ c! \& O8 G7 s
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. , |* ?  [0 }4 h2 Q. W7 v5 i2 J
人不学 If you don't learn sex, # N' h0 X  T+ H& _  k5 ^( f$ q6 j
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!6 u" I( e7 E) w+ t+ ~
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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