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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.   g/ e; s6 _) _: L0 ]
性本善:Sex is good. ; Z9 K% x3 l/ X2 S( Y  N- E* ^. o' u& x
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
& }% I6 y9 N& |% }- Q' d7 |习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.   F0 ?: e. M1 B" @
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. % i$ t: t* b  C2 p7 w# g2 f
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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, k( R( R; m8 g教之道:The way of learning it
1 E# u  _( {* I/ h$ c1 d. v6 T贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng 8 f1 U& V' w3 s# {+ d( Y+ Q
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 2 m5 s, C& Q$ ]% Q+ @9 l

6 `1 l- X9 s: l, D/ k, B. m子不学:If you don't study hard, ( P: G7 ]; N0 o9 a
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. - ?* L) o0 O; e! U

# Z& N4 f) P: k( q$ P% W# d窦燕山 Dou, the Famous + M" }3 O3 f4 d+ V
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine " P  w5 S8 @) ~& x) P- s4 M( y0 L6 @8 v
教五子 All his five son took it 5 K0 s8 {! a' F) {/ ?
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. " H# Q, X( L, M2 d  d# f

0 Z9 s" A/ h' `" y: @, Q) m5 `养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
5 ]) E. t+ e' z7 z+ w) a# H父之过 It is all your fault. & D/ p3 H7 D4 V: y3 v
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, 6 l# i& V1 u( Y/ m; [% k& a8 y
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. % ^$ F$ l2 t; C+ z6 P

. e0 |( e4 A+ A. }' C子不学 You may refuse to study this
! P7 s9 Q7 {5 f非所宜 but that is a real mistake
2 \: Y8 }) F8 G) `* v" \幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, 9 D. ^. D" F2 Y
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
1 C; i  P. S. n不成器 It won't become hard and strong. . x. c: a9 s' C2 b* j4 E% f
人不学 If you don't learn sex, 5 H. X8 a& V2 d& a% s# }) B/ o; _
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!( Q( f( b0 k2 n/ o
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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