爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
! o  Q6 M: h; M3 S习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

* _+ \; G9 K6 O/ R+ X5 y$ `昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
* ?+ b' b0 f6 e0 z- s! w择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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7 M5 |. y4 ^+ Y1 Y$ X2 ^* f子不学：If you don't study hard,
( Y- Y, ?) ?& w7 _/ ]6 G断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
+ Y5 ^5 [2 e/ c7 L1 A1 |; f$ N有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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" D9 n3 C) c. y6 n$ v$ k+ b养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
6 s/ k  n2 V' Q$ S师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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) m" r. k+ c0 J8 \) T子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
+ i: v2 |. W6 I4 e/ v" U. N* K- h幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
" r- D! Q5 h  f! j老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

) ]+ D4 ?- L# }2 c5 h玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
; Y9 A4 P3 y) a2 c0 ?不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
. D& L6 t7 m* O人不学 If you don't learn sex,
. {7 l# b# B1 E8 G/ g1 C, o4 ~不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!