爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
8 o1 T6 K5 A/ N& s3 C性本善：Sex is good.
) t: i$ r" @2 G4 Q  w/ I性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
' {0 X2 ?1 d) X" _4 N4 a/ l- J( C习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
0 I7 ]# w: Z  z) V8 ~1 B) i# e苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
, t6 H4 q9 L; B9 `/ n! K, A. `性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


7 {* e' I( ]# p$ _/ B% U! ]5 z( `教之道：The way of learning it
# `% c0 \; `8 t& Q# @  T贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
+ s% j$ T* }: r% [) i, e择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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. x  O: g6 C$ R9 F, M% ^子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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! A! `: v7 I2 I' p窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
% a. {7 \. l3 Y0 s% p名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

) b7 B0 f5 t$ A: E9 H1 D养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
: \; Q+ h; l, P- E8 I师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
* Z  o! E0 E8 |. G  q) |* V# S$ i% Q老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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1 f- f' P5 I1 W. j8 l0 E玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
5 Q* g" U/ k: h$ b: t+ g$ z! i人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!