爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
6 }( I5 T8 V( ?0 u4 M性本善：Sex is good.
% [; j0 V! g1 n, T( w9 q性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
- q6 K0 V9 U, k4 u习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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教之道：The way of learning it
" w' S4 M/ c) m: q8 M# _# d  G贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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( b( q5 J+ D. n  H9 e/ H昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
; I- g# S) x5 T3 p' S$ y择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
; ]* ~4 P) o$ F/ M$ [$ x名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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* t" R$ Q" V# u1 t3 l养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
; [# O7 _& P* x% Q9 U6 l& Z7 a父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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* d7 ~4 W( z9 u( q9 _子不学 You may refuse to study this
6 N) x/ [+ m% ^% u& T% @, B非所宜 but that is a real mistake
+ e9 N; {, B9 P幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
# d* n3 o; G- U& e5 _( N老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
/ \1 Q+ K' L- e5 W不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
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