爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
3 E; c4 N4 B/ d性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
% D. w5 k9 i. y1 M6 e" u# L4 k习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
0 ^# z! o) m  W性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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8 }# h# m* V9 H! S教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
% w* Q( |' w/ b* m* n择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

& N2 J! S* q8 Y, T  a& {窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
" g0 k3 H1 }8 k教五子 All his five son took it
) \% x! a1 X; u名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
! Q" C3 L* c. E0 X1 x# [$ D- S0 }! v教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
: Z' W9 @6 V* s0 C师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

' g" J# Q8 u/ z: j8 {6 M+ E子不学 You may refuse to study this
0 T. t. K# ~( ]; N3 e" z4 O  V' F0 |( P非所宜 but that is a real mistake
/ g2 q) \! R9 ?# S# n6 [幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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- L) }1 M8 t5 v* ~玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
$ ?2 E9 ?! L8 G2 X4 P不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
! B* H9 h6 Q" x0 J4 m. T人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
4 D0 p) ~$ b' s' rFaint!!!!!!!!!!!