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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life. 4 c2 \0 L+ @1 ?  n9 g0 ^+ H
性本善:Sex is good.
+ }5 `3 z$ @, {( K! C* N性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
7 [# f2 u4 h$ y% m; x9 `! t4 y* w习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. / ]- p6 L! D  w( ?1 O! ~
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. 3 @! l# j9 o- a" _# `. @
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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: P5 S0 q: j/ v. N( U% L9 B8 N教之道:The way of learning it
0 U  S" @" V9 {  r# {" i2 U& B4 h8 T贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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/ \! N( Y: U4 H$ L2 `昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
: J, s# H9 y9 x3 c择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard, 8 v1 G$ f5 v* L; R. G1 Q
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. / \8 x. Z. }* b# |( m" C0 J
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous . b4 x# d+ i9 ?2 H1 v
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
& ?- S  i) e9 p% q4 \0 F/ R8 s教五子 All his five son took it
; P; t$ f% L( _% g- i* e: x% V名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. ; F$ E. I3 n* a2 ?5 X/ A% L- Z

- m1 H5 |/ g8 c7 I养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, % z& V# r2 B% J* s8 b3 {
父之过 It is all your fault.
+ ~3 y. W1 M9 g/ d9 {+ s5 V3 t教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
* i7 Y7 w8 {% G: _/ F/ O师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 2 x" y" m0 q. g/ M6 k$ I* q

# ?7 f( F' l- ~/ s$ U子不学 You may refuse to study this   |- k( A( ^2 e& c1 q
非所宜 but that is a real mistake   n. i& _2 z6 M; q$ z( w
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
) {; u" ?; O( M( ]) t- ^老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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  @4 W2 z8 y) \6 P6 u0 l2 \3 ~* G( k& @- |玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
  N0 c" S4 ~% @# _  F0 C( `不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
! \) y  o0 Y2 X: p人不学 If you don't learn sex, 2 u9 h7 g* X$ ^% w3 I  z# Q
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
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