爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
- g- w5 }& ?  S' @& I6 u- q性本善：Sex is good.
$ J9 G1 U/ ?9 }性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
* Y1 s1 T" n9 m苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
. N0 D$ x  S' P0 J! ]) J8 J性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

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! p: g8 z3 Q) K. P教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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* ~! E7 `5 t; l. K. [昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
1 S6 j! A; g8 T8 }有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
9 q& e* d$ o" L( }+ K% A师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

- M; |4 P% m: ^) F8 {% }3 S) L子不学 You may refuse to study this
2 N+ i: H8 N8 ~% R. ?非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
; v1 U' _& u, a  ^老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
5 h( o$ K$ C8 {) D, O/ o人不学 If you don't learn sex,
7 ?6 ?0 a% D0 K! u* k不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!