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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.
. _7 @/ k8 z* e) C& R性本善:Sex is good. , E7 M& u1 D+ \6 p% e$ q) R
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. . Z" b' x/ _1 d" V  _$ u3 _9 q: b
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. $ u! m5 l& O0 y
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
1 [- b5 U9 R& O8 N8 @! j/ q! w性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
9 \( P! S: V) n1 n+ O! @. L1 u贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng * g& W% H9 a3 _% A( L6 p; l
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 6 m6 l+ U6 g3 u2 ?& X' [1 G
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
# s* A3 z9 r4 u: @9 t) D断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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  y9 F1 `( o) P" E1 s9 }, `窦燕山 Dou, the Famous 0 F7 H0 |" l# ]: q
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
3 H4 ?* o9 V* K! t教五子 All his five son took it ( }+ x! R' ]2 z
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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! Z, b1 T" K/ Q$ P/ G& X- O养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, ' h* B" V( _* o8 r/ K/ c) m
父之过 It is all your fault.
8 Y0 a0 l$ t& T3 N* y+ h教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
+ z% v" B4 Q" D( v0 f  H师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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$ R$ \  H6 |: ^/ K, Y% [, ~子不学 You may refuse to study this
) @; [$ z7 c1 D9 d9 C非所宜 but that is a real mistake
, V& J3 q8 r" c7 y幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, ! I7 U( I, q* y0 i, Y  o
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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* m# R* L4 h  U! s' `; j玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, ; B6 [. ]" \/ I! O: _! i
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
- x) |( b; K: U; }- Y人不学 If you don't learn sex,
* r& U5 S( ^! E1 I7 C& T0 {不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
4 t5 P1 t" `" v( AFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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