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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
3 E; c4 N4 B/ d性本善:Sex is good. % G, }2 J. R0 ]
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
% D. w5 k9 i. y1 M6 e" u# L4 k习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. 2 B- e" \5 u- K' T# J
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
0 ^# z! o) m  W性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. # [: z, Z5 `. V0 G
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
% w* Q( |' w/ b* m* n择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard, / E# x5 L7 p, T/ J2 e
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. * R4 a8 s; l$ _) ^$ C

& N2 J! S* q8 Y, T  a& {窦燕山 Dou, the Famous ( i+ N& x" b  z' b* S$ Z
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
" g0 k3 H1 }8 k教五子 All his five son took it
) \% x! a1 X; u名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, , F$ q+ l9 k( O4 ^. a3 f
父之过 It is all your fault.
! Q" C3 L* c. E0 X1 x# [$ D- S0 }! v教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
: Z' W9 @6 V* s0 C师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 6 |7 G) X* `& f. u# X* t0 E5 t

' g" J# Q8 u/ z: j8 {6 M+ E子不学 You may refuse to study this
0 T. t. K# ~( ]; N3 e" z4 O  V' F0 |( P非所宜 but that is a real mistake
/ g2 q) \! R9 ?# S# n6 [幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, 0 I8 Z" u1 B2 k1 V$ X/ C4 v
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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- L) }1 M8 t5 v* ~玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
$ ?2 E9 ?! L8 G2 X4 P不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
! B* H9 h6 Q" x0 J4 m. T人不学 If you don't learn sex, 4 b/ H9 y5 D- \5 l% _
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
4 D0 p) ~$ b' s' rFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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