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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
* Q, R+ u$ U; `; I0 U性本善:Sex is good.
$ G5 w+ C  ?1 B6 w+ `# z! X性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. 4 [, S. K7 }+ f. M$ I
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. # H# b- `+ s) D
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. 7 @) s! r# [9 P" {% @5 P
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it 0 x. r% @$ G' k  x: n
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. 8 ~$ X7 U6 G* \& A* d+ g! K. v

1 E6 ]1 O* d- t$ y# ~4 h- i) F昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
8 O8 r7 D) ^- r. X. [4 `择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 1 d. u% q- L7 D1 O' r
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子不学:If you don't study hard, 2 v4 Q- @( e0 e
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. 2 T4 f9 ^/ s- H
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous   C6 Q" j0 l; u* ]9 K
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
( |& {: D  t5 H) [8 z& a教五子 All his five son took it # G1 M2 k5 B$ W# M# I3 c
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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6 T4 J. Q% f( n6 R1 j5 k6 A" Z养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, 3 G; ^7 V, y" ~7 s+ o
父之过 It is all your fault. 3 A$ t" z# u! ?7 A4 ?# {
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
; F  `2 {) d9 y师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
( ?6 W- D( E  z% B% u$ p非所宜 but that is a real mistake   U& u4 [, O3 K$ A
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, 9 y; {. p( X+ p; H
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged 3 U- L1 J; n; n8 e/ c7 _# h

1 H+ ^- i8 a! f& ?+ O( O# ~玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
0 z$ P" g% H1 O( \/ j不成器 It won't become hard and strong. 7 Z; r7 [) p! S, c
人不学 If you don't learn sex, 2 {5 ~  P! z% `9 \
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!2 Y+ z% F( B/ L2 h  z0 F5 H
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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