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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
4 W" f0 p: p" r4 U  i性本善:Sex is good.
8 Z8 G+ U' z: `性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
9 y% S- M( C  T( J/ R( g0 E  n习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. 9 C6 A& `* J& [! j: \" M
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
0 d  S+ b4 l8 A# Y. c" N5 m性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. ; u/ O" H) u" ]3 Z- s
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& c* ?3 K6 U1 O0 G教之道:The way of learning it / d3 [0 Q% i/ ^
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. $ K) ], F, y% O
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng . A% k- |, ~) M. O2 X2 [
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
2 f# w  l* e3 [! J  g/ ?: X断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. ( L3 f# M+ I# c/ w

! g! F" t1 X- s0 W窦燕山 Dou, the Famous $ ~* B% A  j& g. Q- L. h& g& a
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine 2 H0 e+ g6 [. L. P
教五子 All his five son took it ' A! O- l  m; |. @
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. : O' L% y; X, Q1 k8 W) n
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
0 d  i  z& r8 Y3 ^. s父之过 It is all your fault.
& n$ K( ^3 |: r7 [# p! ]教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
1 m$ \% o6 I$ m; N: g. k0 p2 m师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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3 C% P! S7 A- Z/ K( ]7 e" q9 O子不学 You may refuse to study this
) X) p) u, _# O3 `9 M& K非所宜 but that is a real mistake 8 R* x6 `" \, i3 g9 @; C9 o
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
# L& }8 B( T6 S7 z) u% W老何为 you will lose your ability when aged ; S. e. \& A, T8 H# e7 d

7 D: C1 d' g3 T. p$ o玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, # j8 z, P# f  J
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
# [5 Y/ ^* [" L3 G人不学 If you don't learn sex,
2 ^1 t+ @. ~/ [# k- @不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
5 C! \. s' j! u: HFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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