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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.
5 k/ ]6 `% i; F' G4 O4 _性本善:Sex is good.
3 F  }. J3 x0 c/ F性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. ) \$ a5 O8 f" P( C) D4 v
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
3 g9 D7 }6 O( W6 W苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. % |0 G6 R% ?' b& ?
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. / ?! q% T1 @% f
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) o. f7 G7 y& y4 j教之道:The way of learning it
) a! n. n1 V0 n贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng " Y- m7 Z" `/ S" x2 b- E* v
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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5 u+ _+ o4 X8 z3 d7 z1 y子不学:If you don't study hard,
$ N# |% g) m5 {: H# ~1 n% l* G9 z" b断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous 8 I& K& A! G' _) n3 W
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
# ^+ f% o- d. G& e' N: r2 @) [教五子 All his five son took it * |. P. p8 X9 s9 z! `
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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4 J4 G* v  E0 z* j* ^" N7 v) x! U养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, 4 r9 a6 a3 T# ?2 P9 X- v( e
父之过 It is all your fault.
, d; I/ `! m5 `& ?教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
/ x7 ], w9 S, N& V师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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- a( n) y# \0 x! L% h- T4 F子不学 You may refuse to study this
, I! V2 u, t$ ?- L非所宜 but that is a real mistake
1 U1 C1 }# v) i幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
- M1 Y" s3 ~9 `. _0 Y# V0 g. S老何为 you will lose your ability when aged $ Q8 b4 j. y8 j

/ u# v7 B% c' I2 f( @玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 4 V6 {4 z# K$ F: q* i3 q
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. * L! T2 F" @; H! ~
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
. [/ X) u# d9 V8 x- m不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
$ S9 f- U2 L9 H2 V. O. YFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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