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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life. ( B& }6 o2 a* X& U' F
性本善:Sex is good. 8 y) P7 S" b- Z. c4 Q- o
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. 2 h7 U) s! ^% S7 B
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
; p0 R; H8 e& a, J; g苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
: e' P1 j& v2 A: T4 e性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
' P& w$ ?0 c' |" Q" H. n9 \贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.   [7 _: F8 ]1 m9 g7 J$ i

- I2 J6 t* p+ U9 P) O" T4 F) ~! P昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
3 u0 a( H4 `  s择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.   Z7 P+ Z# X5 ^3 w" j; ?
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子不学:If you don't study hard,   J1 n. e0 l6 v# a
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. 7 U, W+ R( d& K3 v2 e# B
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
5 n% S) r" Y9 B  b8 N5 A8 l有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine 0 L/ M7 u4 J* _* s
教五子 All his five son took it
! `( G8 h# y4 X6 y1 Q& s名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. 3 a5 ?, }/ V7 F4 O$ R6 M
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, : @( ?" \3 f( W/ l9 O6 a6 ~4 ^
父之过 It is all your fault. + w# Y. w, ^, A1 q5 X
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
, x: I4 X& ]; p2 N2 y9 a5 p( b. j师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ; k3 S4 v1 y: B' `$ \6 y6 Y

; ]' Z1 ~9 Y! J, S7 x% O/ z子不学 You may refuse to study this 0 H7 f3 u% T- B/ t$ R4 h/ E
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
; O% h# V, L) ?/ o: S幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
7 P4 L4 v9 V/ s/ C$ p, q老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, * R7 p. w2 x: W2 _' x  S
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
8 D( D4 p& m6 P3 q- j人不学 If you don't learn sex, , m4 I! S8 L: {# c
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!. a  g# N1 ^0 J) ]4 g- p
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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