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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.
3 A( M9 Y4 f" g) f; ^性本善:Sex is good.
8 H& A7 E; x; S+ C7 F7 I: b性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. / Z9 h6 o! v& m. |2 A
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
9 r- K2 ~0 r; o5 X4 `6 K' U1 A4 Z苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
# k2 {0 D4 i; e性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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+ x6 B- x4 \. ]" z* [% p' W教之道:The way of learning it " l# U; T6 w9 d3 I" F
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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# U. A% H% p' B, z* r- v& s: h( Z昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
- a+ L) x5 I; S5 ~7 S1 B择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 3 u8 ]- n0 ~. M7 }/ N- O5 g  p

1 v: V$ `4 W4 f/ ]7 s* O子不学:If you don't study hard,
* J5 c1 j1 U6 j0 ^* j7 y+ K6 \  e( {断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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" Z1 W/ N% l. T窦燕山 Dou, the Famous + B4 O  V. `0 \- d# T5 v; g) H
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine * y/ u) |& [6 Y3 W
教五子 All his five son took it
: b+ p, U" I6 }! w" a( d0 t名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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" h0 j+ H+ P& g- U: r: B! F# x养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
% D, P7 F" }" C4 @父之过 It is all your fault. " u0 M9 i$ j2 M0 b% k4 q2 Y
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
& X! O6 i, e% k- {! U师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 1 j$ u2 o" e6 ^  u: i/ Q
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
& E5 M( M, e$ h) P8 Q4 _0 t2 `非所宜 but that is a real mistake 5 O+ I+ f( f% y, e% o4 w  Z  P% {/ @
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, & }3 L. Z4 T$ c+ A0 Z
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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& K  P% ]5 r7 r" R% h* e5 H  s玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, & p% F% V1 S" ?0 v1 G( j" h8 \
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. 2 `+ ]9 |$ p6 A1 ^3 I; l% K
人不学 If you don't learn sex, ' t& M  T3 O3 T' T) b  Y- N
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
2 d6 N" m4 U7 r9 D/ j8 ]Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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