爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
; b8 M% O4 T& Z, q3 V性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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) Z& v, d% G0 n4 K3 t教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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6 R) g' ~  g# t昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
5 Y+ a  o* @& l- U+ i- g有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
4 X' G+ a% c# _2 S6 }名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

& ^- I+ a3 H) T. Y% Y# E3 N养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
  c+ a4 j0 k& d6 t/ e, `+ T教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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/ d8 N+ R# b+ }8 d8 A# s* {4 p; x子不学 You may refuse to study this
# G5 a2 x7 _0 H( d+ T5 q非所宜 but that is a real mistake
- E, u; u* O" _幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
* Y0 a& w1 j% w& d- L老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
1 g4 Z& M6 [2 k4 R, @6 w不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
- B( K% q2 w; V" [人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
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