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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
/ _+ ]0 i0 q  Q: f2 x. B性本善:Sex is good.   X1 X2 I$ j$ z4 ~6 Z; K4 U9 n$ a
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. 3 ^/ h3 i* R- H4 L% U
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. ( n* |/ M# {& t' ^0 j4 U+ A4 ^
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. . i8 ~: Q5 ^! c9 a
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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, G, R/ D; |0 ^/ Q教之道:The way of learning it $ @9 b# ~: I( _& F1 s. K4 F4 n& Y
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. : s! i* ^% Q9 p. t

+ Q/ o$ @7 G  \昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng 5 i! V8 k" c3 R# K
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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3 ~+ |& S0 w7 R2 e子不学:If you don't study hard, 4 O3 A; T( t7 N) I! L
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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0 ?, j( {2 n3 r2 }& {0 y- j" X窦燕山 Dou, the Famous # O! ]7 Z3 y2 y% J9 b7 n: s+ P$ L
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
' S  C6 q5 w( f& I, X" c教五子 All his five son took it
) Y, s! |/ E& p$ z& h+ [名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
3 h2 v. |+ h2 s- _# a父之过 It is all your fault.
4 ?7 F4 i2 m/ g* X; Z! \教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, : h; e) \) W% y9 Z& u! W
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. . j# r( m+ x' u

' l' P! ]! F' j8 T+ k% V子不学 You may refuse to study this
4 b& |+ r) u! v* e' Z非所宜 but that is a real mistake . }+ _8 ~* Q  v6 d, p9 E
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
, C& I; g* [: Y# V  B5 p: G! E老何为 you will lose your ability when aged : E# `; S7 v$ |
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 8 V3 J5 P6 d$ O1 e+ c
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
, S) R+ C7 ~) J& \人不学 If you don't learn sex,
' x& {2 m5 J# r9 A不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!% o  h- W/ f# o1 r  T, R4 v
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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