爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
9 g5 U0 k. U( y3 L9 W8 J$ @% C性本善：Sex is good.
( t7 g" O0 A" N- b2 n: T* u- j性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
% O2 M9 [2 o- ?2 v9 H* T习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
+ x1 h) w) e) v. ~2 T* E苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

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- y9 P) E0 X* u教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

" b1 w1 K# f% X2 \2 G: x- [昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

5 D& D% N8 |, p0 m4 R- Q- I窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
" Z7 Z$ d8 F3 D; D# b有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
7 ^& D' l* v1 P教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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2 O! k6 s' I2 x( T! N! N5 g! F5 Z) K养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
) `! s7 s  P9 c教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
  R7 I7 B% B2 ]( }; W- l. I; c师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
) A5 _! Z  [0 e5 }老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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- C2 S3 {$ p. M9 W玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
9 q5 l) R' G' ~8 A4 `$ a人不学 If you don't learn sex,
& _! r2 t0 g% r, p1 Y不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
) c9 ?( y8 V8 G0 ~! V& y# sFaint!!!!!!!!!!!