爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
' R7 S- q2 |! v. f6 h习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
* J; s$ W5 G8 z' E1 o' J/ K7 s苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
/ f1 S8 Y0 C' j2 v) e' k$ L/ e! L性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


教之道：The way of learning it
9 M0 X/ g2 c5 M贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
0 [6 Z2 D( e+ t/ S/ _  j9 s择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

$ V7 A5 R& l9 q3 P' m1 K窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
# k' d- I* a5 V" \0 p有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
' C* o6 E( Z5 V3 `教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
, ?9 t% M5 `& l% t师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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9 a0 S# m; Y! F; U+ x$ _子不学 You may refuse to study this
3 P4 n* a* N3 B+ b+ e非所宜 but that is a real mistake
" |$ X% G& E" ]" [) u幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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0 O, Q4 {0 p5 }; W1 a, c7 ?4 c玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
; z4 E8 d& f( ~4 A9 B. o  W不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
2 t& _2 H, N0 d% M9 s人不学 If you don't learn sex,
: m6 R) x: p" E7 H不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
% L0 b4 }" Y* X' |6 E/ h7 t+ _Faint!!!!!!!!!!!