爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
, e- P+ X( {+ t2 e- g* ~4 a习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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教之道：The way of learning it
# k* P9 q" H2 t  E5 |/ M6 ?贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
. c: u% I" k: E- ^择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

0 R3 s$ y" ^, E# v9 N, h子不学：If you don't study hard,
. r) r, }. @& B9 a8 q( W3 J1 X断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
/ E+ p! o/ B% u- F9 _, `! Z有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
# a: }7 a$ E6 ^. g: S4 U教五子 All his five son took it
( Y' b7 C0 N/ Q$ \名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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4 [8 \8 }* Q& v; O4 C7 A' u& F养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
! z; V! G. K5 q4 l' T, x教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不学 You may refuse to study this
% j* a6 W) a9 ?4 ?# K非所宜 but that is a real mistake
% V! }  A1 Q) z幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
4 K+ m+ w- {1 N+ h! a2 o不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
6 N9 B& ]* ~2 V* m0 B  w/ L+ a; e% S. D人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!