爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
2 r7 w. B, b3 b$ h; c! C性本善：Sex is good.
) e, \) \- N) e1 _: s4 X性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
" F% }6 l! W6 Y+ e7 T% b7 h苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


4 {) N4 c. V% I" K教之道：The way of learning it
6 P, @; ]+ ]/ |! c贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

4 Q. s' L; |: D& R# ?子不学：If you don't study hard,
  f# a8 W6 c$ m: w4 b; i断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

' d' g- \5 R( X9 x  ^2 d窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
) Y* j: g9 ^) y: z有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
9 v# L# Z7 I9 J: o教五子 All his five son took it
, R8 ]4 h* L& J+ ~名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
! ~0 t. r: |+ E7 V) i4 t# V. N教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
: m3 L) Y0 M4 V8 t5 j$ W4 |师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

& t' Y, S2 W+ j: d+ \; Y3 D- P- u8 c子不学 You may refuse to study this
$ K$ e+ l8 X; I; \2 H2 d" x. O非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
% e6 ]4 c5 C- _老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

3 l0 C2 D& l4 d4 N玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
+ q7 ]$ T' ~, J9 V; n4 p. A人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!