爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
# }( u, n! w2 h性本善：Sex is good.
/ ^2 I$ s  E+ Z; K) _: Z6 }性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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4 z2 Z( X# |: d1 S1 N8 \教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
" `) j3 X$ }. z8 Y, R择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

4 ~8 |, ?  c- o子不学：If you don't study hard,
& D; s/ {; {8 F* p$ [断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
) k- |! b  l* k5 ?4 a& T/ \  ~& ]教五子 All his five son took it
( y; K" D, ]2 V3 c2 V1 u! ^7 C名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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+ [0 O$ w+ }7 y' ?, ~$ y养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
$ {; d' q! z' w7 M0 d( h: b0 U1 W父之过 It is all your fault.
" J) T+ o' T+ _3 J" ^6 ~教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
# w- |6 w; x- W# |% H5 I% S师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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/ p3 V  y) _  i- d子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

7 Y" N, ~2 c: x玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
3 {! B1 |- C& u: m9 R0 \) s3 {不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
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