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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. & X3 D, I5 s+ k# r3 Z$ J/ l  A
性本善:Sex is good.
+ n) q# T, F( X1 ?性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
$ j6 A2 N% r+ W习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
" ^$ Z! J4 v8 c" v" x4 Y苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
. v2 T2 a* k# ~  H, O# g' J性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. 0 `  m3 r) S( @% d4 ]' Q3 p1 S- A
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教之道:The way of learning it
  D5 @7 V% ~. I( O$ H! u5 M贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. 6 \- @6 C: c+ t, A6 D
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng 5 |% {+ f! i0 v' f
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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- S  E' Z9 i  H) d- R2 k% J9 U* e子不学:If you don't study hard, # U$ Z8 |# K8 Y8 O) c1 v, `
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. , \) a" M1 |  Q' q% t* f% c
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous 4 T% Z% ?# B( q! G
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine ' r& T7 C; ]: n( T& `! {2 T& B
教五子 All his five son took it , L4 M6 v+ ~/ [7 R
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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) ]4 Y! j8 @7 V8 ?( x  G6 q! [养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, " g& ^) {5 k1 v. R7 Z" M7 H& z" F+ l
父之过 It is all your fault. $ i9 ?& J) d& a, r( l* P
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, 5 c) C, V. T- B; J* T+ K0 d
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 0 }) d/ p# G0 d1 k( A. D
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
) v* r. x& p; H& t8 [非所宜 but that is a real mistake ! k- Y" ]$ e4 @  D+ O1 C( S3 K; k
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
2 M. ~& H  X$ s& i老何为 you will lose your ability when aged   i+ q* P& P" E  G( {
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 1 K# ?1 ]( N. G
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
! S: ^# m" p2 ~# e! d( ?/ S人不学 If you don't learn sex,
. r5 j; J; I5 V) P' Z4 q不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
$ t" Z! T( ]7 {2 @5 C- }( J5 NFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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