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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.
5 ~7 @, o( k+ Q$ V; `' m性本善:Sex is good. ) T0 B+ q) H) L! X) g0 x! T
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
4 X- u: ^: X8 @6 @: \$ O习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.   j- ~& @4 @8 t8 A
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
# j' t$ m2 ]# G( {( n& {5 ]性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. 5 B- C$ Y$ D( X6 @% r  |, a
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" A5 O/ K3 k3 P6 n( u教之道:The way of learning it
! P5 W, R$ r2 M+ o. G) E: S, _贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. - ?- S3 E- a/ r; w  W

0 ?7 ~% T- d& g  @昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng 2 Z5 q* b( U7 q
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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) g' p8 L' Z; k6 ^0 u8 S子不学:If you don't study hard,
9 d' m6 B( U( a" J断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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5 {1 A% o9 u- e* G' S. D# }; C4 w3 g窦燕山 Dou, the Famous + a% S  i# j) c: E
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
) B( n8 Q& K* D3 {6 r7 _$ Y2 R/ Z# |教五子 All his five son took it
2 B5 d: D$ w- ^名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
& c6 O2 G  C; \# x父之过 It is all your fault.
! ?% J7 v$ ~$ T! U/ U/ q教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
& o3 v! i6 P) T2 O师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. * d1 M; m5 D/ U
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
( ]# ?$ I' a7 m1 B0 r非所宜 but that is a real mistake , P" h* b: k5 F
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
/ x7 ?  B( j" C. T  N5 m7 N老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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: S* t  t) [* `% [玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 6 p+ O" l6 ~; ~8 m: o  m/ h9 _
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. / j$ f" o  \! K5 A
人不学 If you don't learn sex,   @. [" i" f2 _1 a1 E8 R* A
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
$ ~( t& e+ E# Y% H* j& }Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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