爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
' B7 A8 E& p- r) G, t  R性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
" u! T. h+ A' y/ s  T性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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教之道：The way of learning it
' c) v; h- l8 F3 t5 |贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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# n6 }4 \' I: s/ i2 r( _昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

% ]2 K4 m8 ]+ H2 ]2 i3 C子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

' h( _2 k% I6 }8 Q6 i窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
) Y6 F- d+ J6 H5 q# m- X& b有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
) S* z" t8 O0 I, d" d名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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) `. q* y# ]- t养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
; E: u/ {: u# v5 A教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
7 \" C2 q$ W  h, W6 w3 V师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

" a8 a  P: R( ]0 e- n子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
8 d& l4 \8 p' t; a, G; K4 D老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
. e& b/ `" x% v3 c% Z" q- F7 P人不学 If you don't learn sex,
, v; w* Q7 W* c5 ]+ U9 A; |不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
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