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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life. : N9 i# U4 |' t
性本善:Sex is good.
+ v6 I/ M0 u: Y# M' ]2 {3 w- P性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
! [3 v# X! t+ M. {习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. 9 |/ j" \* D' ?
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
3 H! \- U5 l4 [1 X& Z# L性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. ! _2 ^) X: s  P! K4 S- y/ V
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9 ]' t# P0 d. ]) Z教之道:The way of learning it - k" E2 G# V0 b3 O* {7 q& ^- l
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng / `4 g- u. o5 V; n* U
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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- E8 ~+ ~- @* w2 v6 H子不学:If you don't study hard, - H+ B( A2 m4 ~5 w- H
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
7 b/ ^& F9 T9 ^9 M# C3 h1 k8 I) r+ G5 n有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine ' o0 D/ h: Q$ a) K0 N4 n
教五子 All his five son took it
9 J% [$ U. S( ]' h) _# i7 v名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. 6 Q8 _0 q9 Y& K$ D# }2 u
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, + r1 W0 P  T4 H  N8 }6 `
父之过 It is all your fault. 3 X( J* r8 ]/ T3 X
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
4 }' O- m) b& L( \6 Q7 ]师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
6 v. M4 o5 j" [! b( n* B非所宜 but that is a real mistake
: a# d3 I( P6 h! j# t' w. C幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
/ U. N; Z, c/ R/ H4 Z# n" @3 V老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
. V+ s, i# D( `% t; V不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
3 x6 k! X, n+ Y, d% r/ K2 ~人不学 If you don't learn sex, 0 o. \1 O% O  a! `! k' h
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
5 Z7 @1 Z! @* vFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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