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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. ) k1 H1 h& L' }0 L( k
性本善:Sex is good.
/ T  {, `+ n! j& j# P0 v+ L; n  |性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
) e0 D; `2 l9 L8 Z习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. ! r% G2 C8 a5 }" t
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. 9 _. J7 }; r; J3 m" W+ |# h. \
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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1 w, a( o* I1 V6 D教之道:The way of learning it " N3 D2 h8 ^% B2 x
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. % @4 ^5 A/ S: z" A8 O! U

9 K3 W% \* q& Z  J. a昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng / y7 Y, j% l) s
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. # M3 \' d& K) n% d% I5 ?$ O
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子不学:If you don't study hard, 3 m2 B$ v6 b4 }8 ^: h
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. 8 Y% [3 J4 E* u; i- k. e6 }
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
# h% e1 W+ l5 c: k% L有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
& M9 w8 `0 S0 a- G  \8 A教五子 All his five son took it % K' r, s* G% n  V' z( N- G  s: u
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, 3 J2 `7 V7 w6 Y) E& _" ~8 N
父之过 It is all your fault. % w0 r" l. @; o$ n9 u( e
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, , [3 j; g  R# R! E3 X- r
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
: A$ {( f: x# q, A2 G) q) m2 L, a) r: z4 T非所宜 but that is a real mistake
9 Y" x2 e+ n! X/ K% p幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
, q1 ^' a) R  v5 R老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
( @: J0 }: G  l不成器 It won't become hard and strong. & q7 o% e7 V5 Q/ K  D8 S
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
: D) ^" a- W" f3 m. q8 ]" |. n* p不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!/ X* g4 _1 j! b3 g0 H( E' h
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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