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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.
5 [$ T5 E( S1 S; n4 T  O  B8 n性本善:Sex is good. . j* s& k; _: Z. n" f/ {
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
5 T& L% ^% }0 V$ [( D& x6 e习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. ! K5 }7 Y  e  p5 ^7 ]
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
' ~* U4 \* ]4 A$ C9 f0 p! P4 H  t5 ~性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. 6 t, L0 C+ A0 n& y, b* @. x& J
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+ u& R9 m0 E6 c3 O: P% e8 ^" W教之道:The way of learning it # l. K/ e3 z3 g. O
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng , c: Z  M1 }2 W
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. ( f8 i/ b* b! I" p/ J
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
2 Q/ S. K$ `; M4 G7 K3 S8 P. I: \断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. 3 T' p  ?% D$ M9 Y. D

# a- c  b3 K% L6 w6 i( W窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
2 c% j8 X0 q3 [" z- X有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine , Q7 ~( W8 {2 C, o
教五子 All his five son took it 3 d) `, s8 G/ O3 p7 n
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, ) n# S3 a9 i' \! ?" }+ M7 m  l
父之过 It is all your fault.
/ h/ {5 T2 l  t$ J& J% A教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, ! q# R! [% E! @/ X# G: ~" X
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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6 d" {7 j, _% P+ y' a( i5 Z; r% [! u0 w子不学 You may refuse to study this 1 S4 b5 F7 ~5 L) g" f7 c. A
非所宜 but that is a real mistake 9 K2 z; ]* |4 s+ N! G
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
9 o6 O( r+ z# c( }3 g* R' h% L; K老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
2 p& w& T6 J+ O9 K不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
7 }  T. s" s$ z" S# x! V人不学 If you don't learn sex, 2 F; H4 m9 r* i! h  b  y3 y
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!# \! u; [  G. `  [. @, V7 Y) W
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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