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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life. . r9 Q$ b. z& S; o( r. C* B/ E
性本善:Sex is good. , S9 ?4 o% ~1 n6 z0 p9 W# ]' I5 Q
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
3 Q1 i8 u+ n( |6 Y" }$ M习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
" u1 z" |; T4 D苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
4 _4 A8 b1 A! @4 c性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. & ]: t. Z8 S: N) s& J. K

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( `# \8 t, Z5 F1 g/ o7 r教之道:The way of learning it
' Z3 |' \% I4 i& K& [3 F贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng ; }/ K4 [3 S+ `2 ~" ]! h$ X
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard, , O, c& F. x3 N' @+ |
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
' [$ Q" k( g+ O- d7 A- y# w& Y0 n有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
; F+ W7 q! d7 W0 x9 f教五子 All his five son took it * M7 u$ s9 M# P' d# K5 H$ K4 C
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
4 \- C  n8 ~7 X1 u1 g父之过 It is all your fault.
. K% _/ X$ M% c7 o教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, # P6 [" p  [* t& N! w- B7 Z
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 4 {* F9 ~7 X; l0 e/ y3 D1 u
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子不学 You may refuse to study this 6 o8 z# K' o+ g! T# |/ ]% K( m! M
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
4 _9 z+ m. r  N# F; n: Y& J幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, 1 k* B* N$ Y: h5 c* _  I+ s
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged ' m: C2 t5 V8 r4 k% x% L
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
* C" P3 O. w) Q: o不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
. }6 y$ K: ?$ o' c. G& Y2 U人不学 If you don't learn sex,
1 n" j, L# k0 z: b/ f& B' c不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!' q; c0 t/ k9 ?7 C( G. H: i' G/ K
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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