爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
3 d% r8 P6 k. e性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
$ v& b  |( `" l; K- I2 O习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
9 u% K" P+ Z3 ~/ B, W/ a0 F  f苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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1 }! y1 Q- S3 K+ D教之道：The way of learning it
) B( }" Y) o% M% v8 D7 \1 r) k贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
7 p0 V8 y$ k! B! F择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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) M& I. K: [$ G* J2 l4 M% n子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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* R" Y. b/ m% P5 g- l窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
. w" R" H; ?0 D1 t; Y教五子 All his five son took it
# d( W/ u! M# u! |5 [名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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: ^5 B/ O& m2 _养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
2 h4 s8 n' ?$ L" v/ E4 P父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
3 s# }! A( _5 d7 @. y- e$ N师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不学 You may refuse to study this
) s  j  }. H! \4 p非所宜 but that is a real mistake
; R- V! }0 |. \9 e, u幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
7 A7 v, w1 t& W( I! R! N# {老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
- ~# V) {& n& H6 X$ d, F不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
6 }; X" I$ q, y( ?8 B不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
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