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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
8 d4 n2 \1 F7 U9 R3 h性本善:Sex is good. 0 H+ {' ]1 G* A2 }6 a" v2 ?5 Z  n5 ?
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. % R4 i$ e! W9 P
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. 9 H7 O4 }+ B' b! F7 E" V5 p
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
8 V3 h+ T0 d1 N性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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# ]. _: D( |0 A1 x' ?教之道:The way of learning it
3 C" B* B& x. d3 X; }7 ?贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
& ~0 x0 l4 i$ K择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
2 \+ k" r: h1 X- u断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. ! \, z7 P2 w$ V1 N0 X4 Q3 c

; |/ p$ d9 n; P* k# s0 G8 W窦燕山 Dou, the Famous # J. P( F5 f( p2 o4 ^# f
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
* I7 w6 ~4 h$ M& r, }教五子 All his five son took it
7 S/ x6 f* g8 M* I名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, ( n3 b& I) L8 A4 `6 I$ [  a
父之过 It is all your fault. ) G  d/ z$ S3 Z* Q! r) ?/ n3 t5 R% O
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
7 s' Y, @( w! g' B% \; M" ?, `师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 4 X' m3 `8 k0 g3 w. n: d

/ f  P: s7 e9 B7 P7 M3 Y4 J# J$ h子不学 You may refuse to study this   Q0 F8 D8 h& t
非所宜 but that is a real mistake 5 t/ m+ K) @$ T: F
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
, s" t( x" S9 n1 [) q老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
' E7 E( P: R6 G不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
+ \. Y' ?+ j7 o7 ^/ z" B  K0 Q2 m人不学 If you don't learn sex, 3 q5 E* m8 U* k" c2 _  i; t* k
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
7 f/ X7 E* R3 cFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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