爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
' E$ r% I  I+ D5 B9 e1 ~性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
% D) S& k! K) d$ u" }) @习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
4 t, _% Y. P# B* t苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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! U) D" z! z6 Y; K教之道：The way of learning it
- h; V% I) R( m4 ~, K" ?( `贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
6 X; h* p: ?" L) B3 ~& \/ o择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

; o7 m, x9 K, e6 P; T9 x/ Y& z子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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' g9 ?0 f( r( J9 p- F  i4 j5 A窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
( g5 ]: u! M, e0 r# }教五子 All his five son took it
# S+ p$ ~; ^! {9 ^6 W& H名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
; N, Z; |+ V- X; m& D父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
: i3 e/ w! v+ ^师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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" H# \  y, s! t5 @# \+ W子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
3 l1 s. ~7 m, u) i- e2 ^( W, I- k+ M. y幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
6 y8 a( ^% {7 @老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
6 s  m2 m9 x7 }% `0 y人不学 If you don't learn sex,
6 \' H3 P/ B& g) L不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!