爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
$ p- r1 e- K* r  B性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
3 v$ l+ n& ]. [习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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% p# g6 y) a/ H, @教之道：The way of learning it
2 w! N& P- e* P9 p贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

, C- j+ b7 F' @$ {- G9 E昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

/ f+ B4 Q' B2 N% r子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

2 p6 R" e6 C5 J# m; X4 w/ ^窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
% ~0 E3 N; h1 c2 d3 K$ ^  P) ]有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
: }+ S+ h$ |5 D3 k( Y父之过 It is all your fault.
; s, y# y3 w9 Q/ G* u& |教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
" \' u% R6 Z6 a师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

# w' u/ X: n# k2 |, c8 J1 a) v子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
1 m6 {* u6 N$ W* W! ~老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

$ h% m6 m1 o% M, K  i, `# Y玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
2 k1 j+ X  Y! x0 M2 P! s5 j不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!