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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. - }4 S& b, c7 H& u$ \+ D# }# M+ W5 A
性本善:Sex is good.
: c- {7 Y: {8 `! }7 s' d性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. % d! o' T/ ^2 d1 t) s( y1 Y; D
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
; z+ H: _! _' [; _苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
  |! Z" u3 H5 Z* ]" u性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it 6 V$ {$ n3 G7 f% O  X' N1 B
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
# L; A! c* {9 q- f5 z* c  r, l3 S择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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' [' @* a1 P4 \: M' Z9 Y) ^: X; E子不学:If you don't study hard, $ h' @  q: l. Z4 {
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.   ]* S7 e+ k8 w4 A2 q; y7 `8 e

1 ~: B5 k& y+ o: X窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
# l6 e0 s' A  O) ?1 K有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine 7 k/ H( i4 P# j* `3 C1 [  Z
教五子 All his five son took it
- K1 p' ]$ A2 [5 B. `: O4 Y8 z名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, 6 P7 ]' k5 o7 j
父之过 It is all your fault. $ w1 }' ~/ k1 [# Z: I4 H6 c
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
. I5 p- T0 d+ v9 @% A- k$ ?3 q师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ; O1 k$ ~- B4 G! K8 P. u/ Y

$ E) \, S) X5 K1 Z4 D2 f子不学 You may refuse to study this
9 f% `# e4 S& L  I& {非所宜 but that is a real mistake , g6 b! ~7 L! O+ I. y  ^, \
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, ( d5 v9 r5 O" l3 L  x
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged $ G' q/ X. U7 I) G5 x) O
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
; W; u  G( q8 f( L不成器 It won't become hard and strong. " x  G0 }; b/ Y( s
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
  g. F  t  \# `" f不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
' D2 @1 f, t2 Z: g& z4 }$ s9 K2 MFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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