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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life. 7 }+ ^2 o9 g: N/ i0 P6 h3 x; s5 ?
性本善:Sex is good.
+ ~& z0 |- ?8 n+ e0 A9 j( U( w性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. 5 H  k3 l6 L. h
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
: d% T( L+ ^/ B+ e6 C5 i. m4 U3 z: p苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. " ]+ f) \- o% ~7 h- a3 E) W
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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2 i! m* C5 x. x教之道:The way of learning it
3 s. K8 B( S) `0 s  c贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. + Y  y& H) n0 R5 X9 U0 g7 s9 Z
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng 9 d" u- l0 E0 @) Z
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. * F, J) _& w3 `7 Z
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子不学:If you don't study hard, ! }" Z, ]9 y0 y4 r7 g7 V
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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& z8 w: R9 e. ^" }' T" k9 u6 A$ S, i窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
& \* @. Q" v+ h$ ]) {1 f( @有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine 0 q# L6 ^! p- A5 |( o3 G( b
教五子 All his five son took it ; S; [; |8 i0 p7 T3 R% v7 ]
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. + c( D/ F$ s0 a. I- u" {' s9 A5 Z3 w
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
+ g% N# B9 I2 C9 w. t( l& v父之过 It is all your fault. ) I! ^* g# L1 y1 A: K, \
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, # ~# N8 r* i) p9 X
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ' U# P$ A( ^- Q' ], {$ e
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
# _: ~8 E+ o+ [7 e非所宜 but that is a real mistake
$ r) f4 o& L: a6 w幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
  S# D, |3 R7 e1 X老何为 you will lose your ability when aged . h6 u) A) _: J6 {1 f3 D

' d0 L7 B- s- o玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
) A7 l7 q( f; U8 u9 P: Y* o不成器 It won't become hard and strong. 1 p! s9 s& l+ C' w! t
人不学 If you don't learn sex, / H; T; y) a3 R
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
" g. V; e9 s! }' C; l: PFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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