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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. ( E; E7 ]* H" d, G
性本善:Sex is good.
9 y+ D6 k3 u9 S( M# X& |性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
5 |# h0 G5 l$ x习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. " r  \4 h+ L8 L" q4 G0 u5 f3 g" i
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. 8 k4 T4 s& ?; }3 _  C& b1 |- t
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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5 B+ Z) A' p0 E$ q' O; Q" R* i教之道:The way of learning it
* n) m/ E( M6 b! Z# G贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. " f9 z. R5 J3 G) \* `
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng . x8 l! ^; N, q# B0 L9 J8 n5 K: v! U
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. , l/ ~% e3 X2 w
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子不学:If you don't study hard, ' q1 e* p' O- s! b) \; q* J8 f2 Y9 Z
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. 2 A2 Z+ P; b( a' u
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
+ D: y1 X0 u5 p8 F" w) `( G# U5 m3 ~有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
- f8 U8 u, V9 a8 O# ~3 }+ y: l教五子 All his five son took it
! b8 v; _/ q6 e6 {) F- T名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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2 q5 `5 K7 R; V" B' i" Q养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
' Q' }: p7 \  u4 b父之过 It is all your fault. : v" O8 L3 v  L  \7 }5 P: [
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
3 P: R, P$ V1 n9 o/ |/ q5 K师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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5 R# J7 r0 f$ i7 w子不学 You may refuse to study this + g4 K1 b% l7 N, Y& O$ b- W7 A
非所宜 but that is a real mistake 6 m6 G7 {& r) i6 m2 S
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
& y5 K- `2 Z# o+ @7 J老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
% R$ V& w+ @( M不成器 It won't become hard and strong. 9 T' `! C0 a, _/ K1 p# u7 N
人不学 If you don't learn sex, ) Y0 }3 C" M/ e3 \
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
6 N% I& }& Y* L6 o+ h9 XFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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