爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
1 B# C0 i1 F3 n( \0 k性本善：Sex is good.
% O& T8 n9 S6 Z+ Q: v8 Z) e0 b性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
7 t/ `2 }# z, [9 \习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
& B2 N8 \( |& [: f0 k1 x% b苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
* f4 u! V! R6 Q( V' @性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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0 M2 `* Z% s/ c教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

- z- K7 @( b. Q: V3 {昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
, h2 i+ S) F; _0 Z; b择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
1 S% W8 R9 N( A' v* I有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
5 t: N9 O% F  P  w/ c' V名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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& M* V! v: }1 {3 E$ L: [养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
) a: A: @) k8 ?0 q( M父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
3 r+ z: X- C: `; |! c4 c师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
3 W, L, q# B, `非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
; |5 S; C+ ]3 Z' G- T' F& ]0 g% J" x不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
0 w# }+ d# }3 o人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
; A' V1 d7 J/ |Faint!!!!!!!!!!!