爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
; O" k6 v, V; r1 S5 v性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
2 f2 X6 Y% Q/ s. t习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

( R) w- R/ b$ ^$ f昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

* M; s. k3 I8 p5 D1 q+ ^! h子不学：If you don't study hard,
, {! _/ g$ b) ^* @1 C. G断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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3 z4 M6 v) \5 `* ~2 y7 @窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
, j2 g9 M1 H; e' h有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
2 h0 j9 l  G/ W7 d教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

9 A) U3 ?  m+ m% k0 S2 K养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
% p# J9 N3 G2 r' X$ R* l1 x6 N父之过 It is all your fault.
# p" u9 w. Y" `! e/ q1 j教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
$ n* V& y1 G& {$ n3 L) m! a8 j$ y师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

' P+ J1 r# h- ~子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
& h: k8 e) X/ a幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
' {0 x; c7 c- T8 i5 o6 R7 \  ~2 X人不学 If you don't learn sex,
+ S% f+ X9 `0 }! \1 p不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!