爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
2 k1 `+ T, U" p! O2 C4 x9 M习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
& y* S9 ~$ \/ w+ B: K# O. j苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
1 D# Y) U0 W1 e4 J& H5 W- \  W; k性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
+ G5 p/ _! r4 F+ S断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
+ W$ q5 S+ X0 P; E- L7 `有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
3 E6 F$ W- j( ?, E3 y6 K' g. i名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

% y1 T8 P2 _) `$ O; @3 w养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
/ L$ H% O- f5 S" \* [$ K父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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% C6 @; h- C! ~* T8 T9 P子不学 You may refuse to study this
* D: t' O4 x) I* b( `% n* c- E非所宜 but that is a real mistake
" z6 d6 V$ ~- K) f" J0 R幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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- o% z/ y0 G/ D9 d玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
$ K& Y6 H. A5 B3 O不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
! y# f) p# ]* Y' J! H不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!