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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. & ]; k# }5 I! t7 Q/ q, W6 @. y
性本善:Sex is good. 3 q: A, ~8 w  {( ^* P; R3 L
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
; t7 C) P) `- `% f* R1 X习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
1 v) D! a' n2 M. A苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
  P9 K/ R2 ^- a2 B性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. 8 f* ?7 W' O; ~3 T9 o) {
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教之道:The way of learning it
8 d2 q+ @; W. ]( ?9 `贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. ) N  V9 i. C8 z1 F! W* v

0 T5 X1 X% y( j昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
; |1 Z3 x( U' N0 ?( F3 S" S择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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' N3 S* K: s$ \5 s6 P# {子不学:If you don't study hard,
1 c& _- z5 K0 m9 ^' _: v断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. 9 [! r8 H2 R, D1 ^
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous , e7 R; j0 _. G8 {" y& g: G
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine 1 f6 Y8 \) P0 k, @
教五子 All his five son took it
6 r4 g; R2 Y+ }名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. / n6 u1 G2 p) [2 u

0 p) {( Q4 Q0 M. b1 Q4 M养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
: G( |' Z  ]( p# j& r父之过 It is all your fault.
5 A8 O* c1 ]8 s7 R  T教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, ! r; P& g) h1 Z8 P: q4 y
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 7 d: |: S5 k; X+ A: Q' s0 s) P  d) K

2 R. f8 k3 A7 d/ J子不学 You may refuse to study this & T% c4 R4 P. A4 ]$ F8 n  }7 X  V
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
  S2 [+ l; j9 E1 }幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
+ g5 H; |, _3 j  u7 b老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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7 R& b% m; m8 A! Q5 Z玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, - S9 h5 i" ^) K6 Z( @1 e
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
1 Z3 W, V! f1 U+ t0 ?人不学 If you don't learn sex,
  T' B8 n. ?; a5 C7 A不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
8 b+ a; f" ^3 ~- [Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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