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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. * y: `3 n/ E# h! d: _8 s9 J. x
性本善:Sex is good. 9 i4 K& d2 Y/ X- \, I0 m2 h
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. 2 e# P! i0 J  F2 `# T
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. 2 s5 m$ P- e  c+ v2 b7 S
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. , g/ H; g9 |0 Y, ^- c+ q
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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, d6 \4 V. C/ i2 W教之道:The way of learning it * u+ ~8 K3 E4 E5 B! p& N
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. * s; u( O  J+ B# E" x

. N# x' k8 Q0 o; u6 |昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
- s% r, o* J' x1 p1 P, C& W; b  q择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. , A6 a2 Q1 [' h9 @
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
2 p' N- u/ P8 i  {! {$ o断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. 0 G' B7 Y) y5 k$ c: N0 K+ b* `

# R, n0 c9 B% _( {3 Y1 N7 S窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
( q7 k+ y" U6 ?+ g0 Y/ T有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine . u9 {; i; g% O! d2 G4 T7 H
教五子 All his five son took it . C9 v0 J0 w1 n( z) G: G# E
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
/ E3 ^% e' m# e: ?0 D父之过 It is all your fault.
7 G# n8 g. }. c1 U/ A9 P教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, 5 t8 J; S0 S9 E: k! b
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ! ?. _/ w) W/ ]3 F1 j
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
3 T/ W" ~3 ?9 {* K非所宜 but that is a real mistake
/ j$ j+ z7 P0 Z. ^& w幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
# G  ]2 @  }" c老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 4 S* e8 ]1 q5 n
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. ) s: Q) W! G  V3 [+ J) a' D
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
  Y% O/ o: h; |* R+ a3 F% i9 c不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
8 X5 o, U" L+ {# E" d: d5 fFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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