爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
; o0 l# e( {7 A6 o2 ~性本善：Sex is good.
6 c5 E) I; H6 ]性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


: d: ?& v2 w8 }教之道：The way of learning it
: t; m! [: l) C/ m  I6 D贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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+ s0 P5 K6 l% ~8 D2 X7 j4 W子不学：If you don't study hard,
$ Q; u5 }5 j$ g. _0 V8 j断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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$ v: J5 w: X; T0 |- `( ?窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
) ]* P* K7 y6 A) |教五子 All his five son took it
& H& L4 s# N: X2 }7 ~5 A名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

& _6 D+ G+ C/ g养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
: Y  |/ t4 x  y; ?% Z# i5 w; a父之过 It is all your fault.
3 Z) q+ U! j9 W9 _教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
0 }3 a' f# l2 S/ n% G师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不学 You may refuse to study this
2 a$ a2 S  l+ G" o非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
  L  _, |: a1 D) k4 M+ E/ D! I老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

5 E$ N; a# d* d. w玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
0 Z. h# R6 w% U' e人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!