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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
$ ~* Y2 f5 G( d1 I7 l; w4 L性本善:Sex is good.
) Z  ?% j" P7 X) |) `4 R性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
" k% H' u4 h4 H7 U4 G' |% z习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
$ ?: ~0 p# ~# {2 {0 }! J苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
& B2 N, ]) j7 z4 n  ^性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. 8 ]" p' l+ Z+ M$ x+ y

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- z$ H8 E( t) s. @# ?教之道:The way of learning it # [. g- ]( @8 {4 o) D3 {9 a9 Q
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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  D# P' g$ F* ]1 I( V. f昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
' @7 Y* Z8 ^: V% ]择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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5 ]( ?$ S2 A& ~, J$ H; S子不学:If you don't study hard, 7 d. \$ S+ B! T7 [
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. 5 `$ J0 l$ ^3 A

6 `: w4 x9 C. u  f6 T. X* ^9 \窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
. K8 K) T9 O( ?. V2 n有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
# f/ H& }: n! Z0 o) q  S教五子 All his five son took it ; B. t' y% j# `! ?" n6 M
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. 9 D* `7 `9 ]! p5 m4 s

: W! T+ B: U% W& ^2 x4 |养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, ' T6 M0 ~$ N. F
父之过 It is all your fault. ; F+ @- K. I* R
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, 1 s9 S4 h" t/ H9 S) ^
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
) j1 P( n6 R% U7 u. g非所宜 but that is a real mistake / x$ x; P7 j) V7 X
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, 7 q5 p2 N; {1 Y6 w, }
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged 5 t% K. p% _8 k/ v9 T( r
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
1 h2 d. b6 j& |& v& C" _不成器 It won't become hard and strong. 6 l, g" i: x2 s  S9 U# z3 q" l
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
7 w' b6 J" J  Z. U8 o/ n不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!% Z& a+ I# y6 u, b5 O
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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