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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.
4 x- A( f; R( v性本善:Sex is good.
1 F" @* m6 X9 d/ T/ `7 H4 T性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
3 x, D; h, T& x2 k0 U习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
5 C+ O' Y& n$ S0 C9 e) ]苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
- f* i2 h& N8 J, z2 _2 b性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it ( z' l. I9 {& ?- r  T! j5 w
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. 7 S) T. ]. O4 t5 Q- P& J4 |
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng $ g$ ?) u: x$ G. L* P) U
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
# Q8 V. `3 }* G* f断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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/ j5 P/ }! D& o% P) ~窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
4 x, I  Y8 V/ b% M" B有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine ; ^( V, N" j8 r' z- M: H9 w
教五子 All his five son took it
4 w6 Q! F- F5 h1 M# L' ]; p名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, 5 H! J' n: A; F) q" D. @& e
父之过 It is all your fault.
$ l; D7 g, _! t# s- G; o$ W教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
! Y5 d1 E) |. L6 Z1 ]/ I/ }% a  x师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. + [% u: B2 h9 K' S

- |( [" X- @; n/ E5 g9 m) s0 G+ m子不学 You may refuse to study this , I. N, c: l0 I# e" V6 A$ l
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
4 h3 Z* f' y8 X% o幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
) r6 E' B8 L6 f9 S" K9 C/ P老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 0 e2 A& j8 z4 @% M& r
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. + X' J& j$ m$ q; x9 l: j
人不学 If you don't learn sex, 7 {8 U. Y5 t! [  W% v- N( b" T% o4 R
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!# {4 T4 K! _. }1 @
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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