爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
0 Y7 k5 n: t/ L7 o+ i性本善：Sex is good.
) |$ Q9 Z, e: N- g" V4 L性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
7 m3 i) C2 F0 k, Q8 t2 I3 X性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

& w( e' S8 {2 G5 u. g( @昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
5 K9 y6 @2 J, l4 S; Y择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学：If you don't study hard,
5 ~3 c: N8 N3 f9 y% f1 E断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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- e; p7 C% {8 D窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
, [: |; i: `  E/ `4 q有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
3 J% L+ G# b9 B+ a0 j5 ~7 u教五子 All his five son took it
# B0 v) ?- l+ G# W! Y名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

; D- y/ W7 c3 ]% K+ [养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
1 [% r0 J9 K7 |$ a/ U父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
( y; X, s+ T9 C' t- ?师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
  v, M$ l+ ]/ c: _5 Q* R( w: ^8 {幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
8 e5 Y$ F* _" l, j6 A老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
! e$ Z& b- D: L3 f" p4 B* ^2 J不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
9 ^. F! {8 C. H人不学 If you don't learn sex,
. m9 o6 |+ S+ b不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
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