爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
( I4 G7 `" k/ e性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
  W! z1 R- u: |习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
* r: F, N# P: X; e苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
3 {: N5 G! z  O) N5 A性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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  @! `0 L( g( N+ o教之道：The way of learning it
- \7 d1 k, A" c! K贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
( R2 _( A/ \' d择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学：If you don't study hard,
! |3 u7 o3 x  Z$ t' K4 A4 ?断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

4 ^) g1 l6 |9 Q; M窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
3 Q3 X$ j/ x. \% V: X有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
7 [* q: _" f2 Y1 A0 [教五子 All his five son took it
1 o! y6 R+ b9 K1 j# Q名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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8 r; B- l5 }- K1 c; T养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
: h  l& \* A" a; G" U父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
3 n9 M) T2 T- }/ `师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不学 You may refuse to study this
, f" Y* I" \& P4 k' K/ u非所宜 but that is a real mistake
+ W# x- @0 z7 [幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
% d5 P; F3 N, S老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

: A! b2 G6 F" Z1 V玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
( `# ^  u' w# V- X) f7 J人不学 If you don't learn sex,
2 A3 {: `0 p: `% b不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!