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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life. : W' G' G0 U/ C( r
性本善:Sex is good. - X! U$ A7 F: ]
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
. ?. n. w. \; j/ Q* }习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
5 H* e& Z0 N2 d苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. ( j4 f% R! \6 \  m/ D
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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  A! A6 K( V* O教之道:The way of learning it
" r2 W  _- U% v; M贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. / n' @+ _4 Y; u6 X  Z
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
& y4 O6 T( J$ Q/ s' Z# B/ C择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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$ p0 k2 U/ b! U/ }3 B+ J3 F子不学:If you don't study hard,
: l! H( C0 g& |8 B1 i断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. ! J( n; d$ w; u# x: S6 l* }5 m
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous 6 J& X6 V/ e0 L4 I, \
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine ( d) X, T/ `' t9 U
教五子 All his five son took it
' q# Y0 E9 h& g7 e8 O) O7 d名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. # c/ v3 |$ F& r

; R: l# ~$ Y4 ^. x( `养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
  B) C5 r% z7 v' s8 N) r父之过 It is all your fault. # ^& x& n$ W; |$ v9 \
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
" o9 x0 }9 r8 T3 n师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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+ x- G6 G: V: |) X2 ]子不学 You may refuse to study this & y: V$ T5 Y4 B5 ~6 r  U
非所宜 but that is a real mistake : s! v6 @1 a5 B1 n
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, 8 q. c4 _1 s+ c4 a+ T8 `
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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. _; y7 R9 L4 z7 y$ @/ x  B/ }$ I9 }玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
4 h+ ]0 @( E; V4 e7 s. |不成器 It won't become hard and strong. 9 X: f7 H# G- M
人不学 If you don't learn sex, ( P$ U$ x: T1 T3 Q2 Y
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
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