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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. % T4 n$ q  d3 y3 C8 R5 e: F
性本善:Sex is good. 5 Y# U6 Z  q3 }8 A' N" P3 O
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. + n& A! {2 X/ ^& a+ b
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. ( v2 {9 K( x# d4 V' v6 h
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
7 F6 t3 b' D/ P% ~) l性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. 6 B# Q% G% _6 w
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% e4 x  \" I* B7 K教之道:The way of learning it , d3 C/ p, X, o. ~. i3 ?3 d
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. 0 S6 \8 s7 D7 e# m

, D% S. k' D) v! |2 I/ E昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng 6 c1 v# O* [% G& c
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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5 N; t. h: b$ ~  J! M( a$ ~子不学:If you don't study hard,
. V" G; T4 r3 e, i断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
* L' N7 N( j. U3 C0 f7 L, O1 V有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
- d% }' C! g5 W' B- D教五子 All his five son took it
& z/ C& Y/ i# f名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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  J3 q+ q. Q8 J- i, p' o9 ?# s养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
; ]. |, T! e* }/ l父之过 It is all your fault. 3 c( G& O2 w5 m1 \
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
' i# L7 ]% D; }  P; I- v师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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) q+ _* e4 j& T* S+ I; ?- i& R子不学 You may refuse to study this 7 ~+ B6 C9 T8 c/ c( e4 {
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
- K* u& J% y# Q: W幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, 3 g8 k; q" g7 [2 d% r  ~2 I' P5 O
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged $ @8 q: t4 L  }3 e1 f9 x6 t
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
6 f9 {; D  [/ L' t2 g# C不成器 It won't become hard and strong. 5 K" |3 t0 d0 _+ b2 R# s
人不学 If you don't learn sex, 8 C* f: N: r1 B# H9 \
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
/ a; n5 l" p+ `. _9 D) QFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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