爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
- u$ f4 B" }5 E0 Z$ ~/ }性本善：Sex is good.
+ ^% E+ Q6 P2 u; P. n性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
* _- w, R7 k6 v, `性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

) a4 X8 ?! W! O2 h( w子不学：If you don't study hard,
: @1 |- O$ ]! r% G断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
& |- K  J/ B& A有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
/ ]- D7 X* l" U, T) p" i( y( h! Z名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

* W, M' r) S  V. F养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
3 s# D3 ^+ B0 A" v0 d% |& L9 l) ]( I父之过 It is all your fault.
+ n6 F, C& |" Z: ^5 T; [2 ^' a教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
( c. U( Q+ \0 @1 j师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

8 [( f  V  S- d* o; U6 P; X4 X子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
5 d. `3 T- R: M幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
  q1 b2 r/ h$ L! D0 K) X) Z" Q老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
% S% r8 {4 ~$ ]# _  `, _不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
  k$ R1 H5 b7 z* M4 Z2 Q9 z7 w人不学 If you don't learn sex,
! H" H. _1 r* a* R$ }, a不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
' e% Q3 R8 O" _8 k* s6 \Faint!!!!!!!!!!!