爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
. \/ u$ ?# V" M8 A. |性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
# N8 F" u3 l8 H3 Z习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
( H; P$ N6 h2 L. [5 B  R苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
7 n$ s0 o+ }( n7 H/ V, d性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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; ~! u& Y- \3 Y% d9 l3 {5 g教之道：The way of learning it
: [" y" W$ m- z$ [贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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3 w/ d1 ?; H/ G7 v- Y) }昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
' X1 _8 f* f3 U! c) a8 E+ R" R择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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  c/ W4 c. v9 z子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

7 d* w1 K& ]3 {- o养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
) Y- v. q* U* y父之过 It is all your fault.
8 H& U) J/ z0 z9 a# O教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

9 C/ K1 F# N& x2 d( w4 G- o3 r子不学 You may refuse to study this
$ X3 M2 b6 ?5 k. [' b; Y+ @非所宜 but that is a real mistake
  K5 J& `+ Y2 n6 u3 X  l. O幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
9 |& E" i2 D4 w! ]+ L* |) a) ~9 ~老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
7 Q9 H9 _6 X5 o4 L9 Y7 N不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
* s6 G: f0 x" l( t! L' \人不学 If you don't learn sex,
# q% Y- j! N5 X1 W& q8 }1 h/ k不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
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