爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
9 y& r, A' U2 B2 a性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
) w4 o* a0 Y3 h! z" e苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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' R4 s6 X" ^6 N1 g. u! ^: E  ]  @教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

( R. P! P  H4 z$ q7 ^* S昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
" J$ ?% x! z8 \) S9 V择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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/ e  h$ ?, ?' k+ G1 S. u# d  i窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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+ P3 A4 s6 ~% B) k% V) F养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
" H/ g! ?- a* G教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
2 C+ T# ^, V. {非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
" f8 v: |3 t. s+ R" j  M6 D人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!