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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. % D' i" i; A; D5 ?1 N
性本善:Sex is good. % P5 D  m' V" f& i! w$ s
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
& e  {& k9 h, [; P4 i! E5 Z$ v$ h8 P习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. 5 J* B  `2 T1 d& M- i
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
( V  r) \: }/ F7 T性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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* G3 m9 x, X, g  ]9 s! L8 n8 Q教之道:The way of learning it
& U( `( S! K, q! c4 z贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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; j2 P( Q' w- U! [9 Q: u2 d昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng ' J% ]# d1 s! O1 V
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 7 y1 J: j; E2 c( n" \8 {% I! O
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子不学:If you don't study hard, 4 X# R/ ?6 b5 x; Y4 }/ c
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
. P& s9 c, V2 P# H, ]有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
8 ]$ {  C0 Y6 W( k) P* N( s教五子 All his five son took it
, U8 b# F: x5 l, `  |名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
# X5 Y: x/ G6 Y3 \9 y) _' C+ Q; Z父之过 It is all your fault. $ |* Z/ X1 e* I2 A
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, " S6 s2 m0 m+ H
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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6 n2 d/ b) b. `5 y子不学 You may refuse to study this : O$ ^" J0 u$ `6 `; Y( i5 x
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
, X8 }2 `" E; b8 N幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, # q* i: ?" {& u" \& u& m
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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5 z$ e  N$ a  s1 q- R: v" U玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 7 Q  E/ [9 e1 w) B+ g. S( v
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
* u0 r9 k% w9 p) k. \人不学 If you don't learn sex, 0 ]# g. ?* X- ]3 o
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!5 S# P$ x+ p+ i8 p3 g
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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