爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
, d# ?9 j% W6 z9 I9 p性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
7 J0 |# `- ^9 R" G& C3 a, l习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
4 ~1 ^& d' l# |' w9 K0 u性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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. E; m4 V0 D5 E% ~昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
$ ]9 N+ G* k7 \6 b! s择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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5 C! z7 l7 \2 F' B子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
: m- Y4 z  I# b有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
6 A0 f4 o/ H, t! f8 O3 P- ?9 l教五子 All his five son took it
& i, O0 i5 f' C5 M6 @8 ?1 s名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
) w/ W: s- u. j父之过 It is all your fault.
( w: a2 {: Q  D3 ^2 X" X教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
! c5 j0 R* l. q/ _4 y0 L( Q/ n( S师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
) f1 [: x) ^. j! T! {/ v幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
/ w2 l; z, T/ b9 b4 n5 L5 g不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
' O+ J! [0 S1 g" DFaint!!!!!!!!!!!