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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life. ; b. C2 Q0 M' L# E" t+ W
性本善:Sex is good.
8 t& B; [5 d4 O+ x性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. $ D' z3 O7 A' f2 p- P
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
$ M' y% E8 E- Q1 u& _苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. ! B! K! s; t, N! G
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. * C. ~% B9 q7 _; l; V! p
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教之道:The way of learning it * `, W( k  t& h- h
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. 5 ]- N. _" K- h8 W& L$ ]: q1 S

: y% T% K" R& \0 T6 ?& t昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng 8 [5 h; d1 w- p: d1 H7 n. y
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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% W. K5 I+ F/ O- j' `+ m子不学:If you don't study hard, 6 n0 @9 r1 Y, k+ P
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. 9 F! i' c# }' d( \- B- @* h

- t2 y: I. I# |0 X- ?* }2 E& l8 C) X窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
  C; q* w% _: w4 S; A! G有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
( s, }0 b* g! S' G教五子 All his five son took it
* F$ S; j; d4 `9 f* L9 v3 ]名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, * M& a8 T2 U1 x* U) Y' h
父之过 It is all your fault. 8 z) i/ W3 M8 A4 o* }8 _- x
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, 5 B1 u" R1 Q9 d3 G& G* I
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this + H( Y! O3 W( B
非所宜 but that is a real mistake # {5 k4 t4 v0 I; e) S, ~
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, : z5 B/ {& K, ?4 m6 l6 A( F
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, + L* U* n' o* K( E4 F
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
' F- ~: D* S( H1 [* u3 [; k' a6 X$ T7 f人不学 If you don't learn sex, " \) B; T; q5 w( V( L
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
3 d0 X  J9 u6 ~7 k: k8 ]1 eFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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