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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.
* g; d) y# p1 J, o性本善:Sex is good. / I% g% H. o' }/ r
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. $ K6 l( ]3 O: Q  K4 U/ @
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. , f, p4 K$ P* J, k# e; V9 }& ^
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
' B1 x$ g8 J+ @8 b4 t( h性乃迁:Sex will leave you..   p) m! X4 f, `& [9 N3 ^

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+ b" g3 p' {& U6 A教之道:The way of learning it
8 z6 F4 T* v( {. p& X4 Y- W# ]; P贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.   x" P3 w: q# K% J
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng ' Z% m! C1 ?4 G; Q/ s; e) n
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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7 N6 R' f& M) z8 a" s子不学:If you don't study hard, " e- ]2 m& u6 C5 |$ l; g
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. # F% z; S# L/ U1 ~7 M% P4 \

  Y% f$ z, I1 l( H" x: Y- c窦燕山 Dou, the Famous   x& c/ k4 a$ g! ~
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine 5 B4 W2 G( h) ]6 Q6 C; B
教五子 All his five son took it ! ]' }: }% U, \8 @7 V$ I7 z
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. * A, C4 }& w. {& `% s- d
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, 8 g8 {" h$ k; X- j+ k5 c5 m
父之过 It is all your fault. 5 b7 y$ _# h: x( g
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, 1 ^% Y8 [/ E% t) T5 C
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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5 B/ ]+ n8 ~+ n: C3 o- W* X- c! {子不学 You may refuse to study this . Q& C5 ]6 o% o7 N0 t
非所宜 but that is a real mistake . j, U. S, M' P
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
5 X, P7 s$ H0 n2 w0 r' ?* b老何为 you will lose your ability when aged / Q% {- F- k5 c  v: i8 _
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 5 n0 T+ H( X8 j3 ]1 s
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
6 M0 o3 V# R& ^" ?# a$ ~: K; x6 ]" [4 ]人不学 If you don't learn sex, 1 X/ f1 z* L9 M4 ^  g9 a5 O8 I$ J2 J
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
3 a4 Y' i" p/ t& SFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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