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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
; E  @2 Y" h1 `8 u性本善:Sex is good. 5 G! K8 I/ J1 [/ F( [( d) H- s
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
* r; I& W4 R! j3 \" v; W4 ^2 U习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. . C( |# b( k+ M$ f1 b; x# I
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
# Y% ~4 c  N% g# E: r$ ~" e) n4 v性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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( o( P- `& L' N# b/ L教之道:The way of learning it , F; h) u! ?. J
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. 6 S9 w6 Z0 G' N. F

$ }. Z. d5 u9 m  P$ @2 J/ R昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
' t) O% j" H( N) ^7 s' o择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. ; Q: Q  \+ x2 z/ d

. e$ H1 w% W2 m* p6 w; t子不学:If you don't study hard, ; Q5 `* S: ^9 l) n
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous 3 h* ], h8 b$ n2 Y0 S1 N8 ~
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine 6 w5 k) H9 J5 r! h% _6 A
教五子 All his five son took it " X% h0 L) X3 Y  T8 l2 x
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. ; ?& P& P5 t: L' i2 A! @
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, : u: T8 }2 Z# e+ o, s1 {3 u% x
父之过 It is all your fault.
: |, F8 B9 i1 S  i5 b  S教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,   ~4 ^; _9 m% |0 f; d* i% |
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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# j: ?* N) v! n0 G& F9 T' ~. @子不学 You may refuse to study this
; t0 ?9 M) x3 n& v非所宜 but that is a real mistake
+ t2 B5 q5 N5 @* v1 b幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
  E8 v; m% y7 q. m老何为 you will lose your ability when aged 1 r+ G, L3 _( R; @; g
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, ' A% S/ u; i+ {* r2 Q
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. " \. d: E' h% _3 }
人不学 If you don't learn sex, 2 R2 B2 _2 Y0 e9 q. J
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
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