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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. ( E% l2 \  ], n, ^
性本善:Sex is good.
9 `" R1 r8 B- x/ D性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
" a) b* `" J: m7 o* ]习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. / `0 u& W) D& W. c
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. ' Q+ _" l* N- L$ `8 C
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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9 B! U; f0 ~; l6 h: g5 K教之道:The way of learning it
/ }* ?; c$ a6 T- g贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. ) W" ~1 j% J6 m( s- r- m

+ {% f- c0 B/ \$ q昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng 5 X: [6 M) I4 @+ f0 W* B
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard, , }( m5 C3 ?  t. e3 C( g! J# X
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
& j$ c( a. ?0 c有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine + c& t# Y: x$ B* \( R! j2 T% L
教五子 All his five son took it
& d' R! C* \8 T名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
9 n" H* F( f$ N! A; S父之过 It is all your fault.
% J8 Z2 O8 i% T# g2 ?$ `6 B教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
  @7 n" `3 v5 s3 O师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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( @4 w. N& D2 C- W7 i& w" V子不学 You may refuse to study this
, }3 i4 K% @* n, m9 C  q" r+ m* M非所宜 but that is a real mistake ; `1 y- u5 @% z# A% I
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, & W& u$ a& g0 b6 ^* u( D
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, & n( a; v8 a5 M3 U, e3 A
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
1 X  w# l7 A/ k+ N人不学 If you don't learn sex,
- Q( Y" B1 E, h+ j; ], u9 E不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!- F9 W+ m7 C. ]) {
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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