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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. . q6 w0 J8 y9 k: _
性本善:Sex is good.
. N6 h; y, c. O. y性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. + r5 @( s8 W! @, u( J9 @
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
, _5 p$ `, J6 n- S' V苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
4 z( G% y4 V# y+ F5 Z性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. - S, \. i; r! l* }
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教之道:The way of learning it
+ Y0 N' r, k3 J贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. ( n; O/ g1 S9 J

7 p1 R& B' t2 a4 d' H昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng 4 T8 x% }. w: y. _3 A, {2 R
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. : H, _* w+ ^# A5 d  ?* P

) ?7 ~  M0 V* w; Y; g4 Q子不学:If you don't study hard, 8 v# \' l' O$ ?( p3 y1 i
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. : U& m: V! [8 L7 T" Z4 Q

0 j- K" Y4 Z: H4 |5 n% W; w窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
5 w% s0 v) l& D& _- [+ V" V; R% L有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
4 W) Y, C1 F3 M4 {教五子 All his five son took it * P# u. M# \& Q7 v
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. 0 B! R0 H9 t" b
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
4 i; d8 f/ o( v% x* i5 ]父之过 It is all your fault. 6 [) p; G+ j2 C: m' @
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
7 L2 i" U' ^" C+ m; X( b' n师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this & U5 `8 K0 g0 r6 O* F2 ~. Y
非所宜 but that is a real mistake + {1 e! S7 u3 }$ E. [0 ^
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, ( W, \+ V, h3 i: F! N# ~9 n
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged 0 I# M7 n: X2 a* d. a
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
3 Q' L: V% C' Y5 d( P8 L. V4 k% t不成器 It won't become hard and strong. ! r5 j  B' e& Y. b$ ]" n- {6 Q
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
; M3 W. l' k; {- a4 u- P; ~不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!) ?0 l; u8 w  G5 u: E  N7 N. C
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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