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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
; o0 l# e( {7 A6 o2 ~性本善:Sex is good.
6 c5 E) I; H6 ]性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. 8 z( t- |  R' L* p$ @: V9 ~
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. ) u9 n, @% C2 J5 f
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. 7 v! d; E" t' _5 X& N  t4 R. D! j
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. : [: R; P& F9 @  [! @; `& L
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: d: ?& v2 w8 }教之道:The way of learning it
: t; m! [: l) C/ m  I6 D贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng : T& i4 e! T( z, G9 s  L
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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+ s0 P5 K6 l% ~8 D2 X7 j4 W子不学:If you don't study hard,
$ Q; u5 }5 j$ g. _0 V8 j断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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$ v: J5 w: X; T0 |- `( ?窦燕山 Dou, the Famous 5 v% |2 y" M5 m8 p0 W
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
) ]* P* K7 y6 A) |教五子 All his five son took it
& H& L4 s# N: X2 }7 ~5 A名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. - H9 @1 T) F4 y# {$ ^* o& u

& _6 D+ G+ C/ g养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
: Y  |/ t4 x  y; ?% Z# i5 w; a父之过 It is all your fault.
3 Z) q+ U! j9 W9 _教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
0 }3 a' f# l2 S/ n% G师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. # d6 b. e% H0 H$ i
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
2 a$ a2 S  l+ G" o非所宜 but that is a real mistake ! ]' l. z5 s6 ^# C; c, ~  D, M
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
  L  _, |: a1 D) k4 M+ E/ D! I老何为 you will lose your ability when aged & a' N2 p+ m) h+ p" y2 p* M7 b

5 E$ N; a# d* d. w玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 8 b; t9 z% |2 E: k2 g8 n' a5 X: X
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
0 Z. h# R6 w% U' e人不学 If you don't learn sex, * c, v% y" U/ ?. }" C. L  \
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!' d( T2 R1 O# B, T
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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