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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life. 6 }! H6 {" w/ K9 }
性本善:Sex is good.
; {' U: r  J; b8 Q性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. : a# L. u# ~& g5 x
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
, }- s$ ^- |$ D% _0 s苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
% w4 ^. @; x. y6 ?3 W0 W" @; E! z性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. & [2 |" E5 g4 q  r
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教之道:The way of learning it + {7 i8 s0 l, {8 P
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
  L+ S# `% O/ U+ X  {择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. / c7 I0 D/ A( v% a5 X' L
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子不学:If you don't study hard, - X' @7 s  w4 y& {. f8 I1 F, B
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. : Q  `- m0 F  F  S* C; K6 p

" x3 C+ p: g; C! G0 V! U窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
4 W% m. O7 ^' j5 ^) U( v有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine 3 O5 B( ?( H( k% C& v
教五子 All his five son took it
9 U( f: Z6 }+ [# g* q7 u名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. 8 o: k( T* [% e4 B4 Q
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
; |- Z5 Y4 k0 V* y父之过 It is all your fault.
7 t: ~0 X( B# i$ R  a教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, 6 m3 e4 I% R% y% R1 A
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
1 @# y% n) L3 L+ j6 J: ]1 c; V2 C非所宜 but that is a real mistake
9 c6 H1 a/ N/ u, S6 e7 v. h幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
  X# j" X- x, M* u) G' U老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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! \2 W. ?3 N9 }  x7 o) B玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
7 U3 a; q; {6 M5 v不成器 It won't become hard and strong. - ~8 ~8 r+ s  {6 t, f  g
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
: Z; b; t4 @$ ~/ C0 R0 s, D不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
! P  z0 t, m" WFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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