爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
1 g: b; L/ ^) S! S/ u: e$ S性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
) M6 I6 S0 J! z4 f1 ?苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

% t2 g0 K6 ?# `4 }昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
" T0 }4 i+ ^6 Q/ r: |6 S, H' h择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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8 f# K: ~1 @( p子不学：If you don't study hard,
3 f6 u" X' T* {( J4 @' k断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
2 }) |0 t% Z! D有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
5 L7 S- z1 R* u) ]* k2 P/ J6 d教五子 All his five son took it
$ u% J9 {+ o( h+ U, ^: Q1 I  q名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
( ?6 T( Z4 i6 J0 u父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
- }5 r; _, ?% J. J师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

3 q0 J# v9 D3 }1 X7 b6 U; G子不学 You may refuse to study this
7 e$ A  z4 _2 E7 F! t7 b非所宜 but that is a real mistake
2 Q& Y: ^1 Y  ]8 r/ i+ \幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

4 X3 |0 ^/ U3 B; m1 s' r1 S/ q玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
& l5 q6 O, A, @人不学 If you don't learn sex,
. Q9 ~: t/ |' S; O' @9 L不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!