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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.
; e- x0 `, n: ]! ?9 e/ z% D5 y. O性本善:Sex is good.
  O7 Y' d: s- L: p* X: E  W/ p# D性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. 4 I. Q% P$ \, h; d
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. 0 I% \3 R: r( `  q- l
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. 8 C. ^+ l1 V) D5 \0 Y8 R
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. 2 c3 C+ Z  ]$ V6 W: x
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教之道:The way of learning it 6 P  ]9 `. ]* a" `$ e
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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$ A1 {2 C/ e+ J+ _+ x4 i/ s7 J6 W/ z昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
+ P4 [2 J- r) f$ n+ C- L1 e择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. ; t6 _- u1 [+ w$ T8 T

/ ~  _# b9 r( c5 }$ h( K7 r子不学:If you don't study hard, : O% o* W# P. F, i  _. X& N
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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$ n7 @& U4 ^$ |8 d' X& X窦燕山 Dou, the Famous / |6 @. Q0 E3 ^; h5 s
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine & ]( y4 T1 A' h6 }
教五子 All his five son took it * Z( u- ^) w+ m2 d. m2 [
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. 0 H) t2 }/ G+ Z

2 `, G3 D2 d) H6 I- r8 H养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
8 x9 {8 V% W" \* z5 K6 q+ L父之过 It is all your fault.
# h: h% a2 }) |& @( q% [% i教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
$ Q  |, |; I( E) e$ _师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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, f) f. \# i7 c子不学 You may refuse to study this 3 _' ?+ M2 O" q
非所宜 but that is a real mistake - D5 ?; Y1 e9 y8 M1 E/ b' \, L# U7 O
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, ' `# H/ X) a8 w& {8 N! g( r
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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, P- b* ^5 ]: S1 M, O" f玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
+ \+ e, n  |. J" z" `5 R/ n不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
) n0 D" q* [# ?7 }# ?) X2 c: U人不学 If you don't learn sex,
* P3 A- I  l5 N) y# [5 j  H不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!# M  @$ m) f2 V1 V  e7 l
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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