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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.
& t7 D% V8 E1 D" A8 `性本善:Sex is good. * i- I* y2 a( k
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. + x: T7 v: z8 C) \+ h7 w
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. ! @# j  S2 H! U5 H
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.   f( l) J6 h7 ?; X% L$ `, h
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. $ {4 [0 l% J# |; {# h0 [7 y
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教之道:The way of learning it # p, b1 w( [/ E  K+ J. ?9 d! E
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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1 h  g2 U' S4 z% `昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
* W+ g6 y2 s6 o) ?* `择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
/ r, f* g( j: t! x断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
! ^% X) q! j# u/ i: O有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine % d) H2 J; i9 [! }
教五子 All his five son took it , @* V( M8 r; B6 R3 @& r5 |
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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% X+ r$ }# N# n. Q养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, ' @) L* A$ e" L  ?
父之过 It is all your fault. " L! r& N. T% K3 h
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
0 y6 m( A3 ?) M. v4 Y5 d* z师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.   W& d! s5 N8 a, W/ B" H4 q3 w9 A1 O% M

" `  R; Y+ X+ v1 F子不学 You may refuse to study this / ]4 x4 a, \1 S3 T; [# M
非所宜 but that is a real mistake ! G/ [2 M: p  [) c  S; J
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
' G: G) Z3 G) V4 w- j1 Q老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 7 @  s' z% T4 p$ `, @) f7 k+ e
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. 5 \6 h$ G: h- m% s& `
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
& G2 w4 [( y  S* t) c- X不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
5 y9 K, ?. ], [* kFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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