埃德蒙顿华人社区-Edmonton China

 找回密码
 注册
查看: 2231|回复: 2

爆笑英文版三字经

[复制链接]
鲜花(1394) 鸡蛋(16)
发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life. # m6 D  d( n0 V  h0 O: `+ \
性本善:Sex is good. " w+ Q  G& y- H' ~
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. 8 |' L3 }* v8 h& f/ O
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
0 F6 V; G5 |5 L8 M# ?  _( D. ~! z; G苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. 0 L) \% N7 B4 v% @' n" ]5 {
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. 3 D4 q6 ~5 i( ^4 f

' x' `+ P. a: v, \9 ]5 }3 f" K7 `4 x- ]9 ^, f& r( n3 f
教之道:The way of learning it
( K9 L6 g  E& S贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
/ h: z6 _) i1 \; d# M  ]& S
$ O% v7 X; x+ i% r昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng + [1 T, g  @9 x6 [) w& y2 ^3 g
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
6 Y* L" {/ n( [4 M2 h  l+ v' ^4 E5 V  p9 A0 W  _3 d; k
子不学:If you don't study hard, ( m& g3 b  S/ C: G: _
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. 2 k7 `0 T5 Z$ N2 d# [/ L

0 i8 a& D0 f3 x' Z3 H& n窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
* l$ R' |4 G( P+ u. ]/ B4 ^: V有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine 0 ~! F$ G/ J+ G' Y; L
教五子 All his five son took it $ H9 I9 Q, J- j/ P
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. % S& N) m* ~  Q
, q& x0 `( u1 w" A: i$ @
养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
# v" K. T% q( M$ i3 f5 O! w. c  m5 W父之过 It is all your fault. : h4 t- T. ^7 Q/ f' T% o- h! V0 g
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, " B7 Y( G! f8 m# g5 e1 c$ y( m
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. $ h' S' }; V! _5 u! Y7 w
: X( W3 ^, `. A) \- k# P' ~
子不学 You may refuse to study this 6 K4 v- p( H% f8 {" g6 Z
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
( z0 ~1 c+ j6 y* A6 @* R3 }0 _( R幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
; o5 o/ q' s5 A  o! P0 v0 J老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
2 s- `4 h' @( ]! w  f  N" n. Q$ t5 }: v/ ?' N3 F0 D
玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, ) L/ f, z7 Z9 b9 {6 O
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. : |  ]6 Y5 P6 r$ x, h* l9 d2 x3 ^- |& y
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
8 F- r9 Q; Z! A8 y1 W不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
4 V+ _# N2 Y$ D) e' I  FFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 注册

本版积分规则

联系我们|小黑屋|手机版|Archiver|埃德蒙顿中文网

GMT-7, 2025-12-6 12:23 , Processed in 0.272048 second(s), 14 queries , Gzip On, APC On.

Powered by Discuz! X3.4

Copyright © 2001-2021, Tencent Cloud.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表