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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
2 r7 w. B, b3 b$ h; c! C性本善:Sex is good.
) e, \) \- N) e1 _: s4 X性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. 3 {  X# J/ A! x1 ^  F' ?6 {/ v
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
" F% }6 l! W6 Y+ e7 T% b7 h苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. # q7 s& S$ L" l7 r/ ?( K( i% I) ^
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. ( v! l1 C7 [* h% _1 m0 {
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4 {) N4 c. V% I" K教之道:The way of learning it
6 P, @; ]+ ]/ |! c贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng ! v1 s/ e' V* U: x: C
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 8 {: \8 e8 ~8 k% c6 \$ i5 e

4 Q. s' L; |: D& R# ?子不学:If you don't study hard,
  f# a8 W6 c$ m: w4 b; i断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. ! v; c2 U* q" M' G

' d' g- \5 R( X9 x  ^2 d窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
) Y* j: g9 ^) y: z有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
9 v# L# Z7 I9 J: o教五子 All his five son took it
, R8 ]4 h* L& J+ ~名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, 4 p3 U5 E  J1 Y9 Q& j% d
父之过 It is all your fault.
! ~0 t. r: |+ E7 V) i4 t# V. N教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
: m3 L) Y0 M4 V8 t5 j$ W4 |师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. : C) ~' ?$ q0 G0 o; @" w/ ?9 j

& t' Y, S2 W+ j: d+ \; Y3 D- P- u8 c子不学 You may refuse to study this
$ K$ e+ l8 X; I; \2 H2 d" x. O非所宜 but that is a real mistake , F3 G, {# _5 ]6 Q
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
% e6 ]4 c5 C- _老何为 you will lose your ability when aged + P1 N8 S/ q' {8 n; S2 f

3 l0 C2 D& l4 d4 N玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, & k* s% q+ Y0 Z
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
+ q7 ]$ T' ~, J9 V; n4 p. A人不学 If you don't learn sex, # H4 J/ _) A& o7 F2 o1 j
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!/ G- j) n( r) _3 u' y8 W
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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