爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
% K) _/ |  j2 ~$ b% @7 l性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
; C- U& I2 m9 l6 E2 L7 H性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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1 N+ ]$ @; x3 \, }' ~教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
4 n' A$ |) c8 v" W& V  W择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
8 H5 j! e: ^. `# N有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
9 L& q8 P, n6 Z" U$ J教五子 All his five son took it
. G, i3 Q, j  B" a名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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5 a) I0 S7 @8 M" f( p养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
" E' X3 _- B9 ^4 H0 h5 D教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
* A# l: f, D6 L# L1 N: N师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
3 H& w, @/ E7 e2 x& ^1 A! U非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
# G; h# @4 w) {$ A老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

" [# K3 d7 @& @: |玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
3 ^0 |6 S" H5 ^- H% S" }1 b不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
% J- O; y- W5 r% O: a: \8 t4 |人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
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