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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.
; g. q4 e1 Q; g1 M: g1 O$ H性本善:Sex is good. & Q( ^; R4 o4 y6 K  z
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. ) Y+ @, Q- ]% V6 B7 E, u/ @% Y) H
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. 4 H( b7 G; Q8 N2 s2 @6 o
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
# u. H0 `- @7 \/ _性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. ' v9 q. k- l+ V. M1 U

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7 D' f" t, @5 q! k  }; I教之道:The way of learning it % `/ A. m1 a8 P% Q: X
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. 2 `  u1 @$ ?; h) ?1 H/ `6 P- `- e! ?

$ G# J0 ^7 q( p昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng ( |$ E8 s% a5 J* g1 N. E) w
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. , }  f/ b3 k/ F0 Q
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子不学:If you don't study hard, ) _2 N5 W  P/ J% n" x. l
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. 3 f" i0 K/ P7 K; R4 C% Y1 p

0 Z. h* T* ?/ e/ t* h" a窦燕山 Dou, the Famous % l# M4 D  Z+ q: ]  Z" {3 K  a
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
( a1 x1 |6 D/ D% G1 f; U9 {, b; ?教五子 All his five son took it
5 ]! F( g8 x! {名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
: j8 D# w, }% s& [父之过 It is all your fault.
' K, K: Q$ O, p9 n& r教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
! v% ]4 `2 q3 h0 x; F% ~师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 1 d2 A7 {" g7 k- Q

2 K/ V* a# v% T6 t$ v; D子不学 You may refuse to study this
$ @- B0 t: `$ q1 `" G: a. b非所宜 but that is a real mistake
0 M) T$ J+ q* c4 J$ ~! y8 Q, b+ s' U幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, $ Z# |) g; i1 O- [8 P; T. j' @
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged 2 g* G+ [( \8 o  x7 j0 x% V9 _4 w0 T
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 7 c# r/ Q. x( @& h1 N
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
1 ]  ]7 N% r' Y6 @- C! Q6 F人不学 If you don't learn sex,
1 Q6 }1 a, ]2 X8 m# x0 ?不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!  y" w3 }% a$ ?. v8 i
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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