爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
( M" K# C3 F/ f7 ~性本善：Sex is good.
- a7 U7 S* [) e! p" I性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
" @' n8 z! `5 U9 f; h$ A& ]性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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+ ~8 k# Z: o; c7 t$ O! x教之道：The way of learning it
1 d! O8 K9 K  d& L' T& J. C7 c贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

4 U) ~' q  S0 I1 }; t昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
( J% @5 r: j! H% Z择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

# F( F, u  ?7 V" |子不学：If you don't study hard,
! X6 o2 _; `/ r& c4 N断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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% X4 n* e4 k; n4 c9 _窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
" [; R! X; ]# K) _) F# O- g# E% o有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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8 I2 s+ l$ n: _- O: ^6 W养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
3 N4 ]9 O: Z$ D教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
0 _% o( q9 A3 U4 p师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不学 You may refuse to study this
& M1 w- K% Y+ c& N; W非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
' g! c- H; a. b不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
5 Z2 x' {6 H8 L" zFaint!!!!!!!!!!!