爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
  g7 O6 c8 C4 L5 T- K) L- F" t性本善：Sex is good.
4 P( S/ ~7 \+ a; o; M3 }7 m性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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  I  d- n6 `) ^+ X& b# o) v& d$ y昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学：If you don't study hard,
; u. f, s. @% z# L, j! T+ d" m6 ]断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
4 M) O/ w. N; q+ A有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
. I/ n+ {2 Z1 f# K4 L) h名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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4 N  ~. V4 Y/ M养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
  v9 b/ z- s$ ~$ A$ P教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
! O1 v8 h, `$ N* u师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不学 You may refuse to study this
( j& m# \# v! }3 u- n! l; C$ g* j非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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4 d( Q& E0 ?* s( B" y. j玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
0 M7 X2 B0 A: `3 ^) z, n不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
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