爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
4 W" f0 p: p" r4 U  i性本善：Sex is good.
8 Z8 G+ U' z: `性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
9 y% S- M( C  T( J/ R( g0 E  n习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
0 d  S+ b4 l8 A# Y. c" N5 m性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


& c* ?3 K6 U1 O0 G教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学：If you don't study hard,
2 f# w  l* e3 [! J  g/ ?: X断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

! g! F" t1 X- s0 W窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
0 d  i  z& r8 Y3 ^. s父之过 It is all your fault.
& n$ K( ^3 |: r7 [# p! ]教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
1 m$ \% o6 I$ m; N: g. k0 p2 m师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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3 C% P! S7 A- Z/ K( ]7 e" q9 O子不学 You may refuse to study this
) X) p) u, _# O3 `9 M& K非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
# L& }8 B( T6 S7 z) u% W老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

7 D: C1 d' g3 T. p$ o玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
# [5 Y/ ^* [" L3 G人不学 If you don't learn sex,
2 ^1 t+ @. ~/ [# k- @不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
5 C! \. s' j! u: HFaint!!!!!!!!!!!