爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
+ }5 `3 z$ @, {( K! C* N性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
7 [# f2 u4 h$ y% m; x9 `! t4 y* w习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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: P5 S0 q: j/ v. N( U% L9 B8 N教之道：The way of learning it
0 U  S" @" V9 {  r# {" i2 U& B4 h8 T贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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/ \! N( Y: U4 H$ L2 `昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
: J, s# H9 y9 x3 c择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
& ?- S  i) e9 p% q4 \0 F/ R8 s教五子 All his five son took it
; P; t$ f% L( _% g- i* e: x% V名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

- m1 H5 |/ g8 c7 I养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
+ ~3 y. W1 M9 g/ d9 {+ s5 V3 t教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
* i7 Y7 w8 {% G: _/ F/ O师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

# ?7 f( F' l- ~/ s$ U子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
) {; u" ?; O( M( ]) t- ^老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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  @4 W2 z8 y) \6 P6 u0 l2 \3 ~* G( k& @- |玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
  N0 c" S4 ~% @# _  F0 C( `不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
! \) y  o0 Y2 X: p人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
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