爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
2 L! Q+ U# I7 O) f- G性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
" H2 I; j5 q7 c3 x8 Y/ f性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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' ~! `; G* J2 J" g. w( ]' ~3 e教之道：The way of learning it
( k+ W& y4 I- d2 G; A贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
9 Y- W" N$ d% d0 X. s断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

" M6 b$ K9 J3 o窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
; Y* V( K6 u4 D) H有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
! v: D. v1 s& b教五子 All his five son took it
" m, T+ d- t. ]; [; T' d( O名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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; A8 K  l) c4 d7 u5 g4 F养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
3 f0 P, O/ p! V父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
1 i, p/ J( A/ t# K. u师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

  f' `9 J$ c8 [, e子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
' l- P9 P, Q" Q. Y不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
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