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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. 3 R- J. P' F( R8 p  o' j
性本善:Sex is good.
% N- O" M$ e% \$ F  C" p性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. ' W& u8 z. k% A) ?0 y7 ?+ N
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
. p% T1 y( a8 ?; ~3 p苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
" b- j7 C2 c3 h! i性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. 0 Y9 N2 \/ E3 [4 P: D
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/ ]6 R/ }( O+ |. y5 K教之道:The way of learning it / x5 \( F$ S3 P( t
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.   o7 P+ Q* o! D" o

" M5 Y# N0 r7 ~+ s/ w2 }) x, N昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
9 {; Z2 t0 Q' z' R" _择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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+ w  s* P0 m0 x" x1 y子不学:If you don't study hard,
- W) L; A8 N6 V6 j: e断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. $ Y! Y3 j+ q) M6 V
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous % H% N( r" b( p
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
3 {3 Z: S& C# X( A# O# {% |教五子 All his five son took it ( d% e# _- G9 A* C0 P
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. $ H; B7 d7 p$ _) h

& H; R. H. [) G- Q养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, 5 n6 [) E$ d( U& a7 ~3 g1 C; [
父之过 It is all your fault. 0 D8 R) A2 ]9 |+ s1 r
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, & }( E, y: J! N) d. ?2 `' P
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. - S" k* g$ X( o
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
4 K+ S; T2 F. ]( C非所宜 but that is a real mistake ; z  B; p7 d  H( C2 Q3 m
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
6 ~0 u- K6 a1 B* O, C5 E老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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0 D* z$ _/ H8 f# w! m, P" Y玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
+ D& c7 ~$ D# `不成器 It won't become hard and strong. + t) X$ n7 L. ?7 p
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
+ Z" P! |5 ^$ R不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
# [/ e% c( w% G* m- ^Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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