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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. ) ]$ I/ D! I6 e8 V3 p
性本善:Sex is good. ! O/ k* M, s' G# w* z  v+ J
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. ' }8 P$ a' X, O
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. 4 Y- E7 O! q) i& u  o
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. # J8 w2 B  ^9 n- X, O
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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" g# c0 ?8 K; ]0 F2 ]& z教之道:The way of learning it + y9 r. H1 ]3 C1 s( K. f
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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. s$ B0 B0 `- Y& L8 ^/ O, G昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng : O5 |0 t) h, w- l' Z5 m1 k
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. # W0 g: ~- A( O! u9 `

6 u- w& ~0 g1 A- C子不学:If you don't study hard,
  Q1 b$ @: v( C6 D( ^1 U, _9 A断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. 7 F% D! E# T# A) t  T5 a- s
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
' d6 r' e& N0 f! e& ~有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
4 U1 d2 A0 k5 R, P* R4 e教五子 All his five son took it
; o9 }9 B$ s( m+ C- J3 G名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. * o  k4 C6 I) j: q5 g3 j
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, * S& o7 d* d+ L9 o5 m+ h
父之过 It is all your fault.
! f: Z' b1 p0 h: e5 B教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, ' z# D8 ^6 u% b# o+ U/ I/ U, W: p
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ! b# j% U- }( }

2 ?# r0 P& |/ R# D8 X; x2 k子不学 You may refuse to study this
- r/ l1 |, t' t非所宜 but that is a real mistake
! L* O5 \% d3 U9 Q/ n: t9 {幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
: K; n/ X: U3 K4 ^, j1 N老何为 you will lose your ability when aged * p; v1 a7 |0 z+ O1 S( l
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
$ F  v7 R1 S1 n; v5 V不成器 It won't become hard and strong. : Q0 H$ {+ p. \# u# x$ L
人不学 If you don't learn sex, : _4 S/ u7 f! c/ f6 E
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!% i9 k8 p0 D9 U, }: I. @: e
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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