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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life. ) H0 E, p: I  ?2 _/ k5 W# p) K3 V) @
性本善:Sex is good. . ~; R2 N6 ]9 p8 Q% b. R
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. 6 w, J  {6 A. z  z2 |/ I% P
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. + k( r% X. ^$ x/ B5 y0 i
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. 6 z# J# N$ E  |# X! H  d- \
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. ! r7 }7 F% T. L2 q$ W, r
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1 }, m7 l6 T- z5 Q. X7 |: b. J+ o教之道:The way of learning it . ?$ e; O1 b( q$ h, ]$ m3 s' s( V) D
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. : C6 E% M/ K* W

% G; h1 o2 ^  ^昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng 9 U2 \% Q) y0 z9 P
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. " M) i( v) H: T+ d* g6 Y2 ^6 ]8 Q

* [2 m$ ~5 k& }5 e7 Q# k子不学:If you don't study hard,
  U! l# f, K. d$ z断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. 9 P" }5 R  B; V' M" ~3 m- N" \
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous 2 G9 S' N8 K; A+ ?
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
  P) ^# o" x# }教五子 All his five son took it 4 j0 o) l( m5 P$ R
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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* ?  b$ X& ^7 K, _  V( }2 L养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
' [0 Y: d, _! H0 j8 Q父之过 It is all your fault.
) h6 [: a* _# W1 M& N. k  n, ~! p教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
( ]* T% D4 J; w; ^师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
1 D+ @6 |" n* @非所宜 but that is a real mistake
  G( ?, b5 u. t  z( b: D幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
- @* O4 J6 a- {+ C7 Z. u老何为 you will lose your ability when aged   F" b8 c* z: Q: X

% K( Q& `' P% t玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 9 `) g, C6 s; ^: O! X" e7 w
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. ; d4 H/ Y( s) g/ J" u: `) J
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
4 q- g# e+ l) z; N  u不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
; O/ m( \; @$ j% fFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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