爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
9 y* F- S% e3 T0 _, V* X性本善：Sex is good.
& h; s1 c9 ?# ?性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
: {0 U1 i9 x2 |) }7 [! R苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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8 l$ C  L3 x' s( T" c昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
/ q4 l+ g" R" O9 ~择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

. [( y& E" @1 b( f子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

: W( R# t9 Z' O  X9 V7 F窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
$ H1 O' [. x  \有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
8 N/ p1 g- O3 {! a( f0 ^. e# _名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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' N1 l  f, n& g4 e养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
/ z  I% H+ c- E# R4 f教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

# y# a/ E; K$ I# H子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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: h; V+ K' w* z2 w4 T2 b7 R; ]玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
( K7 n: e/ r9 K6 N1 Q& E人不学 If you don't learn sex,
5 J( p* S8 u% F$ I& t5 H/ @不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!