爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
1 G5 h9 Z5 \  R( N% I* W性本善：Sex is good.
$ p0 k8 O' V, G* i5 K5 u性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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教之道：The way of learning it
" O/ j# B* G, S8 ]2 S, I2 s' X贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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. Z$ B1 B, m, U9 }  v# D" Q昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

9 P! W2 H: N1 N: }- h子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
2 d; I& w, j- G) X有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
- |8 p: d4 e  h+ f$ F/ o! F2 U9 M名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

" Z, f" E' I! o养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
# _" A" Z; u2 A: f父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

: N3 c$ ?. C4 |) x子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
: N: [" O2 D: u" q/ D: }幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
% ^6 U# @2 b- u0 b- S8 }: M3 O7 R人不学 If you don't learn sex,
6 X0 \# b  {/ C' p, E; R不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!