爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
2 ]0 }. P, ^, c/ C苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
, L. h3 Y8 E1 A# i' h8 X5 I性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


# B" U% b: B9 M. o9 B; w5 ]+ c% ?4 P教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
. d5 P$ a- v6 r
昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

3 F0 C5 C) T+ ^  N! k; y子不学：If you don't study hard,
$ e- _+ t1 d( i+ [5 c) I* K6 b断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

9 h. J4 u; m' ^8 q$ }& {窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
/ o, r7 w# |( [有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
7 z( F% a9 b7 F# A! h8 b( {名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
" e* N. O5 c( M( B4 n' B! m3 J父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
' C/ W& }: k" }; D师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不学 You may refuse to study this
% v+ F! X" }+ \/ c& a8 S# L2 U/ l' q  R非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
( p6 `; B: r$ r. Y不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
- `6 u' R) P  H. i不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
! Y0 c: N+ F' o, C1 F+ g% TFaint!!!!!!!!!!!