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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life. . @1 Z* V$ ?4 }1 C- r/ c( z. M! I2 ]# G
性本善:Sex is good.
$ ]* \- H2 f5 L4 p' `( V性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
6 M# g' l0 q% {7 i7 G9 D习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. 4 b4 }1 @5 @: p" r1 D" r7 }
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
2 p- \) }9 k5 Y: Q. v  W性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. 5 ], D7 p" u( M0 ~' Y& S* T

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教之道:The way of learning it ( }% q3 r. \% C# c
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. 8 W6 R8 W1 Y4 b7 [. H! H

! z& Y8 Y& [6 M昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
$ j% x; l3 o( H+ _0 {择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. / t2 V/ m7 d# c: L
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
6 r& U9 J# S3 u7 y, R断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. ) H" ?0 X3 ?0 m6 }) j9 h* H% Y

: o0 ]/ O! P6 H" }6 E9 h% g+ u窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
  O4 K% [6 G. V$ O% f' i有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
/ ^  O& e" R+ k) i8 u* d教五子 All his five son took it 8 ]' S" D# ^& i1 t
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
' x  h; S* }( u2 u父之过 It is all your fault.
) B# n( G- L3 Y% b( _& H教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,   J2 `) {8 t) T2 c9 a
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 1 x  j) e. C( j5 W' u! {# n

" m9 g' b+ x# a% i9 ^, X9 I子不学 You may refuse to study this " a( W, y, f* n+ W# v
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
" \2 m0 Z, x: X7 J9 J7 y幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
7 |1 l+ u, @1 _/ C老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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: J. P% u& A0 v) @; k0 M  `) a玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
- E. J( B  W4 ~3 ~; Z7 `+ b不成器 It won't become hard and strong. , p/ U3 K4 r) |: v/ O
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
  Q  R2 i6 c/ L8 B/ `/ [$ U$ d0 b不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!8 o" g) r! W0 P6 B/ ], a9 a0 E5 O
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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