爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
6 |. o1 l* |. b% |: |' G& Y习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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( [  G* D9 N# J* l/ |) m教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

. Q. c& H3 |* C# Z1 I, ~昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学：If you don't study hard,
$ ~1 y7 d- L; ?断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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$ p" W) D+ K) w' ?' Q0 j& k5 K窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
7 @$ t# T, L; |2 P有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
. q: }2 e' Q7 f9 \8 @7 i名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
( f8 V' ^6 A/ V$ g9 s. ~师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不学 You may refuse to study this
; t/ a, A3 Q) d2 z非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
' [: U& @# r2 p. F7 V* z- W老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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" X$ e8 P( i2 r  V玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
2 J) a5 R" N) X) C2 Y% n9 j不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
2 U3 u7 Z" R# X# y. Q. ^5 t* y) cFaint!!!!!!!!!!!