爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
6 Y# u; K* s: P习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
3 F8 o2 c. d$ Y$ z; g苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


. h4 X! N7 L4 K: G' e7 R教之道：The way of learning it
! F- m5 E0 O4 [: [- i( ^( I5 d贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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) ]* t9 G( }- f7 P: B) p6 F昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
* D9 Z2 }$ \/ f6 l! U/ W" K择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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& A; k8 d. \! }: e2 t子不学：If you don't study hard,
; _& A' U0 m- Y8 k: g断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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" a' w3 A- ^* ~6 r0 N  G0 s窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
3 [. R; A. N3 H9 X7 |. U. i" |有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
# _8 @: R" t. Y$ f  `5 |3 }, m教五子 All his five son took it
. l' P5 P. I: n0 [名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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7 m7 ]- {+ K7 d; B养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
0 k7 }6 y! v" i: E% M; I: u教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
" F$ G6 H0 z* V( X9 u师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
/ V- s; |/ ?1 R( L幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
6 H/ ?3 k. u+ N' ^7 c6 l老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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' `+ g& k) @- Y- @3 y玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
+ d' D; Q8 S! p8 _, @0 s不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
2 A  y4 @" h) y/ |2 \人不学 If you don't learn sex,
$ s; Z$ L, `* e$ l7 N, t# w( q不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!