爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
. u; }. n1 t! X" n9 E0 R2 o性本善：Sex is good.
, s7 ~9 x6 ^  y  A2 w性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
6 ^( \" \# s& t0 k# \2 b习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
: B, F' k" M5 y: n! w' @3 }苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

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教之道：The way of learning it
1 i) q. ^* E9 K% R贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
. @, x$ J7 `% j择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

8 y% X  e+ [0 p4 C, E子不学：If you don't study hard,
& b' b4 J) m% w4 v- `( Z) v断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
5 i" B1 t" r2 Z4 h教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
- M0 p5 G8 |  [# @" v5 q父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
' A+ q% M4 T. w" ^$ n+ l5 K师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
$ \6 Z: `5 z. i) o- R# n, j+ r; X老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
8 Z3 @  a& _- m# L! c/ D, t不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
* G" C. v" ]2 y. f8 m( Y人不学 If you don't learn sex,
& a5 a0 X* v4 v不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
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