爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
) m# N: b0 Z1 ]1 V; b习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
! n. m, Z  h1 a8 h+ B苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
+ y: _4 I$ I. ?: N1 H0 X性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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教之道：The way of learning it
6 A& Z" ~7 g, I/ ^" K% N* D. a贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

# L' y; {5 f8 i2 E& j昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

8 `. m+ l* M/ ?+ H7 x" ^2 h' z子不学：If you don't study hard,
, o, u/ _& }& z8 ?2 A3 V断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

' {7 I9 _! L, }  e1 }* W) [窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
( U; x! A0 W) Y+ Z2 d教五子 All his five son took it
. E5 [4 S/ b. J0 y. X名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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" e' J1 d$ t3 I2 w养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
2 [, N% X9 R, I父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
- n( |2 `6 C- v9 Y' B师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不学 You may refuse to study this
1 @' S9 a- l/ K2 k; D6 u非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
- H5 L- s5 x1 V2 W& q不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
/ v6 ~* }! @" m5 V. Z( u+ W, t8 h人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!