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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. 0 l9 p, L  p. q1 t+ f; k1 s
性本善:Sex is good. % U; a. U0 U: m; l  ?. ~. s
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
2 p$ i0 B3 j5 l; ?8 ^; g! X% e1 I$ s习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. - d0 e: k& p8 L9 e0 N
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. 1 Z; |. M# ~; V" Z9 P! ]' Y
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
! J3 x% V5 B: F& G/ w贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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2 r) u: f! Y! h: K! A7 d+ N0 ~* y5 a昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
# B9 j4 w" B6 C# O择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
- B/ n) o8 Z) g6 [# C断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. 4 }+ }& V9 U  B- M$ d' v2 m8 C
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous : s+ u4 F) n/ ?  L
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine 7 n+ y: ?- d9 m2 U' y( V
教五子 All his five son took it
' r! q. ~$ Q; [名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. 9 r! X! a: O& t& x/ A2 J

9 b3 |' ^0 C6 v) J& P养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
7 d+ S0 i5 _6 S* _1 ?父之过 It is all your fault. 2 D' o  |6 H/ m; j& U
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, 5 n9 h) ~  i3 _) N
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. * u0 H8 @  Q# `  I+ w6 _
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
4 k/ _* n1 Y+ @) A0 E; t非所宜 but that is a real mistake
+ r0 _) f. k1 x* L/ b幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, 4 V" p0 S; s1 _9 [. z( ?. A
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, $ i0 U- c. n6 u+ i% e4 f
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. & ^! ]5 ?4 f+ x# f/ Z! Z
人不学 If you don't learn sex, & |3 B& h0 S- }$ o
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
7 z9 L2 [, n3 w* uFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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