爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
% [6 |) ^, y9 J9 t性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
) ^: U& Y, g4 ~8 Y$ e& Q9 v习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
! ~# D4 ~2 m- P; J1 y) G6 r苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


, z! ?& B, D$ W! e! e/ z0 P) V教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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0 v0 P% n) A4 Z% t# J# s  r昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
6 k3 Z; M1 q8 K# N6 n择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
7 V& {2 i! M; n& ^8 e& b0 {* G4 k名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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  S* ?- R+ e8 g( K养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
2 |5 I6 f/ t- |4 b9 W2 b7 n2 k教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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+ n, j9 G" B8 s0 L" v& ?! o子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
. G+ p0 c+ L/ y1 f幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

/ G' a0 H$ g8 V5 j- L+ P玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
8 \/ t8 c$ Z  O人不学 If you don't learn sex,
6 M: q9 z  |/ w" k( o, G- T. S. Q不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
2 D2 d7 n) O& G  L, R& S9 L- jFaint!!!!!!!!!!!