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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.
; S2 [( \% O4 G" t/ |1 ]6 u- k  S" O" _性本善:Sex is good. / L. X* l5 ^- p: p( B$ Q  g1 Z1 U
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
) F+ t4 T& N# O) |习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. " r% _7 m$ t" M, @( v, q# T
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
3 e' `# y( G8 c& A8 d3 d性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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4 Y; d) c( f: D3 q# d; M. @教之道:The way of learning it
# k# i, y, H9 z& E1 D贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. ' x9 b! R, E: h, l) g
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng * u( D) u: g9 S0 Q
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 4 X, A0 L1 u6 r  l+ Q6 G- Q% {

/ L. M& b0 u2 k0 N子不学:If you don't study hard,
- M4 Y+ Y7 k- `$ I3 o3 b# I断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.   k) x: u9 N( W

8 n6 D; [) `* i3 P窦燕山 Dou, the Famous * F) O: r; j( \$ E" E
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine - z7 s5 I+ C& R
教五子 All his five son took it
( Z; F3 [- U0 c$ M* t' S名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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/ }5 A! a2 U3 P- t2 Z养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
/ S) Z) j6 D6 A. T! ]) I父之过 It is all your fault. + s( v) M. j! w" x. G5 d1 f
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
6 ~: H- d. s% t1 F# @师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 5 x* g, E8 T0 P! R8 Z, s

/ I" _  \! ]5 Y& [. G子不学 You may refuse to study this
5 c" I7 d6 ~1 G" u/ m; @非所宜 but that is a real mistake
9 L5 v) h, f5 \4 l' g( O! F% }幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
* e6 h& X3 h1 E6 j) q老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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2 T1 E  }7 ~; {& j/ |) t玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
* ^( }8 ?+ |( U' a不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
% D9 @. C- i- Z8 _人不学 If you don't learn sex, 0 g: b( x% b3 K' D6 I( L# r
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
/ ^. u& g2 b* q+ F  N# Y7 X2 P/ R! ^Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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