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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. 2 `" }3 F. E. H3 q: v& f. L) ~4 R
性本善:Sex is good.
, d# P% [- D7 [) h" g" D性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
* l0 Y' ^! q8 G- D3 z8 m, q: ^; [& n0 p习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. $ D" Z( `7 A! i. a7 g
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
$ V& A" J( S7 A  l) R' G3 r性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. # z! k& C' V3 }" C( H$ \
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$ g" V! `* `( j4 V教之道:The way of learning it
  t5 ^+ M) ^4 d: s# Z& y8 ?, m贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. 0 ?. Q* Z  [+ _2 y
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
; L- a+ m5 W- _择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 7 R7 ~+ M; Q, B: q
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
1 ?# u0 W; |, M5 X/ i断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. * A( Z& n, B: b" @! l9 i

" G! L& t" T# y; n窦燕山 Dou, the Famous ; J* `9 M/ [- \; ?
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine 0 P6 x9 l$ b- G2 h& U
教五子 All his five son took it / t/ a5 O% @0 a& o& }- C% M! ^
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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) J% @1 A8 B, v养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
, z7 }6 _7 A7 \! c4 x' q9 I父之过 It is all your fault.
6 Q( W, n! L9 S# g教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, 0 }2 x& I4 K8 _9 W; ]/ a  u" [4 N
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this ! ^4 m9 O, k4 M5 ], x
非所宜 but that is a real mistake 5 y8 P- _1 d1 b
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, 1 z3 N9 |5 N  h8 o
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
' a2 F# {! G- N4 A  R! Y不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
1 @! ~3 g. b: y* L人不学 If you don't learn sex, ' w3 m$ y$ h3 r$ q; u6 [! p' Q) ?! d
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
& {) h( E0 |& t2 W2 ?# zFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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