爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
4 d: |/ P: ?$ w) L& G0 S" B2 h( B性本善：Sex is good.
: n! S3 U( m- z. c性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


8 ?6 a) ~* U: O8 ]- M% d7 Y( Y教之道：The way of learning it
( [$ x4 f7 w2 r) R. B2 z9 S9 C贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
+ q8 r' c6 `7 K: L5 l择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
( c  D* P3 b9 a+ C* `断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

+ i$ [" Q- q: e* [5 l1 t窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
0 ?4 h/ k: E$ ?: C有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
* B, Y, Q# |2 Z7 i6 s教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
' m0 L6 u' K& H% g父之过 It is all your fault.
; }2 J( {$ v' X9 n  [/ I/ y) ^' d* C教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
/ {0 Z4 }/ y( S; m) C! H师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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$ L! k( {# R) f$ a; D. _子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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2 r6 a4 {- y* ^' x' {* F' h9 r  i! l, |玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
& M2 D7 @% C) O+ F7 Z不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
: y7 {0 E: o% j' I+ C不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
( ]- u# i8 U" I3 ^3 C$ Z# vFaint!!!!!!!!!!!