爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
5 v5 A9 b4 `8 a- Z2 L苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
/ C: b; l! ?8 T: V: ~" o5 h性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

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1 B: P( [& y2 ~2 Y3 V. P( y. n6 w教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
! T2 n3 q* m! w* d9 O% {2 P断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

! C  X$ P, |% ^# x4 `养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
( l; c+ B7 N/ w# k" W父之过 It is all your fault.
  K0 K+ I1 T/ C. V8 a, t教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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/ T% c! ~. w) B3 l+ A& @, |子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
$ O9 n8 m1 m6 m% j幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
2 P( w: a* d% m" o6 _5 h老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

6 l; U1 @+ j. P玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
6 c& x8 R5 C; F1 i不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!