爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
! r+ x6 E, n  n6 @习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
2 w( ]5 j3 }# v9 d2 x性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

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教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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9 W" r3 R3 Y6 O1 {; |昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
; i6 A% Z4 y3 u有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
7 @8 j. |2 ~7 A4 a: [名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
2 H- p/ v! s' g7 y7 n父之过 It is all your fault.
6 \% d* Z) F5 X7 t$ A教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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3 u  l, J6 ], M% Q% c' e子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
* D( B4 m1 K! o6 h( M幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
! `- r8 N  o/ \6 F老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
4 [( h. M8 f3 U) D: K人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
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