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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
- i; L+ n( \+ x1 f+ w性本善:Sex is good. 9 j. {# H% m2 z* w
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. ) ~! M# s# `2 q9 H' i6 a9 l
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
- T$ y( u9 m7 L; E9 o/ U6 U苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. % s' r2 X: F2 Y
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it * f. A& \' @! D( |. I' r
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. ' q) {( U5 g4 w3 `+ w5 e
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng # W9 {. c$ x* l5 Y
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 3 g# T" l( J* {; r

3 G6 D% b; T* h. a子不学:If you don't study hard,
: F. I- i3 b3 C. B) E4 R, v断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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8 d- Q2 ]& U5 v* ]3 u窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
/ W% d9 \0 Q4 c) w5 S有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
6 T% V+ _7 x) D( V" j- a5 U教五子 All his five son took it . W3 f* j0 y, C+ j( T3 F
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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! E) h$ d) x: y' N% Y养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
- w& U, A1 m. n3 l  b1 r父之过 It is all your fault. . v3 \0 X1 g. K) Y- D4 c8 z
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, $ q0 r) y4 q% ~3 j3 x# C  b3 W0 U1 H1 b
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. : G# B: M4 N) p- k  S7 F4 D" |3 j. t' ?4 s
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子不学 You may refuse to study this + l9 w/ Q) o+ [: `( i
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
7 u/ K5 {6 u! g# E' F( }  H幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
% W+ ^; G+ i3 F" g# `/ T' u( r1 S$ r老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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( ~+ B; U1 j# Q9 }0 [8 S. b玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
1 @) e: Y& \6 |( R. E不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
8 J& a, q+ t/ d: k, p. l人不学 If you don't learn sex,
3 m, M4 s0 s: q. G7 u不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
9 w8 v- @9 b+ p- hFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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