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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.
1 T% ~# ~- P+ B0 R0 K0 l8 x9 Z6 w/ @性本善:Sex is good. 4 Q' z( u- a+ t$ O
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. ) t+ r3 Q/ s/ t
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. & u5 ~1 S  W: M1 c" G" s3 A; r
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. ' l9 ?  c5 `& X6 |' G- S0 y" Y
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. % n  n7 O& [- l& L# O4 }
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" f& a# W4 R7 b, V1 U9 x& N6 I教之道:The way of learning it
0 J+ m7 |# f! j贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. 9 o3 j( c3 |7 h6 B# U

0 B% D% R9 M! [5 E6 Q昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng 1 Y) N- Y" j) c2 f9 t4 C
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 5 o0 x4 {/ P5 C
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子不学:If you don't study hard, 2 ^7 C% l6 v: m: r, {8 n
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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" n5 h1 U3 x: l* q8 o( R窦燕山 Dou, the Famous   y& D& l2 `, J8 j: p2 B; y2 F
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
$ t5 H/ a; O  a3 j# F教五子 All his five son took it + z; f0 ^* [3 p- \8 ?% O' Z2 {7 R
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. " O9 r3 e" _/ s
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
( _( `- y# w5 l, F( q3 T% z' [2 B父之过 It is all your fault. 1 ?0 C' c7 d, U+ r
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
" e+ T* X. t1 s4 u) @8 i# I" a: ?2 S师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
3 f6 l) Q2 y! {+ L" X$ }5 O: Y. h7 l非所宜 but that is a real mistake # X" _/ j  i' R' d
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
/ Q& Y( @' B* r! Y老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, ; x2 H+ C2 q$ k2 Y% J
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. 0 U9 C$ ]3 K! J  y% K
人不学 If you don't learn sex, 8 ?  o4 P2 h" z; z" {) W. E2 J
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
/ b4 ]3 A9 p& o0 p4 EFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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