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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life. 4 F# U( J$ [' L5 Q; `; U2 h6 N- E
性本善:Sex is good. 9 m% ]! v9 l& u( V6 T5 ]
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
% K* I, K9 A. O- a; {习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
) u' y! Q& s8 F苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. 8 [" \  c4 g% }5 X
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
5 i8 s# P3 a: a$ [0 r贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. % }( N! M2 W% M0 J$ L

4 L" N7 H6 o. q0 Q' G& N. r; T. T昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng 6 f8 c8 {# L& V: z3 W8 }
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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% D6 _; p( B1 z* ^/ W# g子不学:If you don't study hard, 5 Q6 g% ]: T! O# g5 v
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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$ T" H  l# }4 y5 e( t- X窦燕山 Dou, the Famous 8 M& `7 e, c" F# M% r
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
1 Z# D' _, q& M, S' r教五子 All his five son took it
: x3 @$ b- k9 S名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. 1 g1 v- m- v, n/ g
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, : i& {+ ]0 q0 ?, l+ a. v0 x
父之过 It is all your fault. - T, [. b; k7 t3 }1 |
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, # Z7 d2 I8 ]" m4 e$ o/ d
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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2 `8 W: ?- ~: h7 Z" v1 o子不学 You may refuse to study this / [2 J+ Z; y, e$ `( Z' X3 B5 d
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
3 {2 p6 ^5 [) w5 N5 M3 h幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, 1 r+ v  C; m  d* p3 M( b9 u6 ?
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged + ^# v- f( ]) X* R% r- H) I/ S  a
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, : T- u$ k; G) a; M' X+ e6 L
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
3 M! p: \$ [# Y3 b人不学 If you don't learn sex, 7 V- e  w" B) n" J2 u$ H$ b0 o
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
, `# c+ E5 T" xFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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