爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
2 y  O7 q+ R% l2 j8 E9 g性本善：Sex is good.
- d- t2 R8 s5 ]: u# }性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
; G0 T7 N0 H% `; M5 N习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
2 {& |! T7 M( [苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

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( n) _! i. _% s% j- O# @) ^教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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- J. K2 h7 B1 C, n$ V4 n7 n昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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+ _1 l. ~; |4 M6 g子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

& ?; g) R( @" |% @1 Q* v9 _" L/ `窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
' }$ l# R8 e% {1 j+ F/ H+ ?3 Z$ f有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
' C7 s% B. i# c5 k' Z教五子 All his five son took it
1 n3 c) m0 F: n7 _% }- f; G名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
# p; q/ |8 a/ t& ]7 R, `$ Z父之过 It is all your fault.
8 j! L$ i; }8 f# x0 A3 E教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
# g- R% S% t( Q5 u师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
8 B! ?! w5 v( Z: }非所宜 but that is a real mistake
8 }2 I& h6 i4 h$ s% t幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
/ l' W& v) o% i% m- q& U老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

5 u! U/ S$ G% M7 H: z玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
) j: V; l3 Q4 H% `, F  Y不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
: W/ S) z* {! x0 J* Z% s人不学 If you don't learn sex,
( b( J8 b4 l1 Y! n+ ]( a% S: @不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!