爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
: B" B9 Y1 z# K性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
% S4 `6 x3 b9 ~4 O8 X/ ^性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

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& w& u- @% T" d) m, z) K教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
1 ?6 \2 s6 T9 |/ y; M; M- L择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
0 O8 R: H3 Q; r. [: s- }, F断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
' v0 l- l+ _6 U! V( b7 a1 ~教五子 All his five son took it
. F* h7 E, [8 d+ w8 J名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
) f$ i7 E1 {7 N; E3 u教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
2 `6 }# q  `; n) F师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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; R& H$ \3 M3 V2 y1 n% R9 R% u子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
# F1 j: T1 @) l. }老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

+ G' C3 n, L7 A) U" }- R6 p玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
) h, h  d& S3 C( w人不学 If you don't learn sex,
9 M$ L  C8 ^2 ~' ?) u. j8 n不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
% q- ^' K3 `3 G9 ?Faint!!!!!!!!!!!