爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
& f/ B1 A8 r) _1 w& f& F性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
6 A# g! H; B/ S9 K$ w$ v- E1 m0 o习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
1 f7 S! p: y4 H. `7 w8 m) c0 l苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


8 i- L: d" u2 c教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
: t/ M, j3 g$ v0 l择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学：If you don't study hard,
6 _* }3 C+ b9 L5 C& n断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

* f% ~3 N* f  Q窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
% y9 C+ u: R7 m6 D' @有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
8 ~0 p8 R$ G' R& I" h" v# M名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
6 ]+ h9 r  S9 V4 o父之过 It is all your fault.
3 S) I; C) u3 V; Z% u7 l* N( S教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
' c7 m  O7 x& r" |$ z师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

. _& M5 E( M' C$ I; \* U' w子不学 You may refuse to study this
. Y) `  p  M& w" b4 I非所宜 but that is a real mistake
: R5 T; Y. Y( u4 _幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

3 `* N- h! A, R5 S: r. f+ C% A2 t玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
" \5 z5 o- b6 w" C不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
, h# k5 z4 P' L" A" a9 L不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
. {  A8 ^  ]0 f; lFaint!!!!!!!!!!!