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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
7 R! B' m( @* j4 I性本善:Sex is good.
% F8 _" u' d& c$ B性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. 4 D, c3 r  G; _. l; V2 [+ A
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. % w( S( V) p4 R2 U! F6 D
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
! z4 C! P4 \& H# J* \性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. ; Y; B& M2 D) K/ ~1 P% C' D

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2 K) N8 {( _' _教之道:The way of learning it ' p, i  T( p1 {1 e4 J
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. 1 D0 q2 i. a4 ]+ o

$ G# X& W  i1 Z6 ^: L0 Z昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng , k) H  p2 D5 c  Y- a. V. }. Q
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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, Z% D7 X& q, z% h' T0 m* T子不学:If you don't study hard,
6 x4 g$ S0 a9 @+ D断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. . I# M/ I* E8 T) n+ O7 U3 C* C
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
# G' e9 r+ J; K; B1 o有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
! q% l" G; ~. [0 J) s  u9 Q教五子 All his five son took it
3 W; u9 A  \" t, `4 O) N; m6 g- k名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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1 _+ m0 ?& b1 R: v养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
2 s9 |8 G* c2 b$ X父之过 It is all your fault.
- I9 q& K2 [( J, H" k8 d教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, + _. B& h6 |3 Z/ p: b& L
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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3 @7 K) u" D' M+ |0 p  [子不学 You may refuse to study this
' e# R* W  b3 j8 k# f1 F非所宜 but that is a real mistake # g. V  u, s8 N
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
- z$ [* d" o$ M$ @老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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7 \0 l% P- {9 L0 b+ O玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, & V3 o* }  d% w  H4 Q9 }9 b0 X9 m  ]3 J
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
3 C$ r! A; d, e3 K$ K2 Y; Z人不学 If you don't learn sex, - ?' z" i, _/ T8 E" B( `! q
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!4 e+ ~& E: ?6 d6 C4 C6 a
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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