爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
) m$ d& W: H0 r4 b) }( E+ a- k! I& v性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
' w' a7 h0 [) Z1 X习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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4 Y) l" n( |/ X( l教之道：The way of learning it
6 x+ q2 U% ?8 k. Y8 R. I* U% s贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
0 T, D" [$ O! B- t0 n& B择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

4 v$ l" D1 W7 V' |子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

8 w" ]) k, F+ Z2 V窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
  S6 \. x3 W  R# C有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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, E0 y% r$ L; K7 R养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
! b) N/ |# ~6 q) P/ l% A师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不学 You may refuse to study this
! M! @$ O; h+ C( x. }非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

: F: O2 T7 H4 w玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
7 \4 I* I: y9 X0 S) ]. ~  S人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!