爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
, M. H/ \3 Y5 H; d6 K$ M习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

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教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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0 j0 k: m: w6 l, J昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
: k* r, p5 _$ H8 y$ d+ Z5 D( u% l9 t择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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& {9 ?+ n. c0 Z/ C& e子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
% t/ x9 G& L1 N! w" z2 E$ ]6 ^教五子 All his five son took it
7 u8 A, r, [! a# {' W3 D名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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9 \& ?% w3 f7 S养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
0 J6 ], O( X+ {. }+ a师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
3 }/ G/ `) K2 B6 L* S) b5 P0 d非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
7 `; C- ?$ s' t! i5 C老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

/ G# l6 S, L/ i玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
' Q0 B- p! M4 v" D" N" r人不学 If you don't learn sex,
* Y; X5 F, O; l" f+ k6 I不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
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