爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
3 `8 H4 x$ {6 `; o& G习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
8 B( ?' p9 s& m, K" j2 |苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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9 M# _/ K8 n3 W$ R/ ]3 f教之道：The way of learning it
  r" I) U: W/ F& I  {% i6 H) W4 a) d贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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7 i9 Q: e" d  b: b" I窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
/ d" @. Z: F9 u/ P( M/ j8 l% j7 e有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
7 v7 l# w( Z/ X& J教五子 All his five son took it
# A; M6 }3 ^; V' m- \' @* a+ o名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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  ?" D3 v3 i: b. n! @0 F养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
: y. ?+ X( B% G" g  i, s8 q1 b师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

. M' R2 K/ N# A& C) Z5 L, a) n子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
; u, K! ]: B# o; K" Q7 w, k. b幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
, W3 @0 M9 y+ `+ h$ [老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

4 s# L. F: }$ o6 G玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
0 ^: ^" i' j' q1 t; E8 h4 N人不学 If you don't learn sex,
+ ]' X* A  A- C7 h' \$ g1 Y不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
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