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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. : A/ f/ b7 Z% {: A+ A
性本善:Sex is good.
1 |3 f+ M3 t4 g) R& @. E. b性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
' {$ o" o- j, r$ S$ ?: N7 M( z9 ~' T习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. + D+ h) Y8 h0 P' R1 `! i
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. 5 [$ R- G) O  J
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
& |7 d# t8 u/ Z/ H贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. + W3 k% @# p, Q5 T) h& z8 T

- M0 E# ~7 w* H( r, }& \  z昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng 7 Q1 m# t  T7 s& A! w4 @2 K
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. / X8 ?0 ?4 w' }6 k2 i- J  @. [$ _6 {
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子不学:If you don't study hard, $ G3 r2 Y$ Q( B" L! m
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. & U0 f% _7 d1 y& o
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous 1 t3 D: O9 X5 M- S4 R7 E7 Q/ M
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
; @' D3 A2 O# ]# `& Z教五子 All his five son took it - j. ^& h6 G0 {; t0 j7 `& ^! |
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. 1 {3 e# }) I' |+ Z4 C/ I) B
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
) j; K3 F. S/ v$ R- {4 G8 N父之过 It is all your fault. $ o% Z( |5 g# D% e, O
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, 8 b3 E2 a4 ~( m* h  J* E& ]
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 8 t$ ?# U6 p. B5 {
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子不学 You may refuse to study this 9 x9 D( B) C1 T) g. W: `$ @
非所宜 but that is a real mistake 4 }6 y5 z9 \  u+ B) E' }
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, 6 s) b! k8 i. k- Z% c2 K, C
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged $ O$ O/ I6 y& r8 h$ `
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, ( s% z+ k) o" S$ G
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
: r5 Q! u0 h. ^人不学 If you don't learn sex, 3 x$ ?, y" ?! s, e
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
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