爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
5 k/ ]6 `% i; F' G4 O4 _性本善：Sex is good.
3 F  }. J3 x0 c/ F性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
3 g9 D7 }6 O( W6 W苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


) o. f7 G7 y& y4 j教之道：The way of learning it
) a! n. n1 V0 n贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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5 u+ _+ o4 X8 z3 d7 z1 y子不学：If you don't study hard,
$ N# |% g) m5 {: H# ~1 n% l* G9 z" b断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
# ^+ f% o- d. G& e' N: r2 @) [教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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4 J4 G* v  E0 z* j* ^" N7 v) x! U养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
, d; I/ `! m5 `& ?教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
/ x7 ], w9 S, N& V师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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- a( n) y# \0 x! L% h- T4 F子不学 You may refuse to study this
, I! V2 u, t$ ?- L非所宜 but that is a real mistake
1 U1 C1 }# v) i幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
- M1 Y" s3 ~9 `. _0 Y# V0 g. S老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

/ u# v7 B% c' I2 f( @玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
. [/ X) u# d9 V8 x- m不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
$ S9 f- U2 L9 H2 V. O. YFaint!!!!!!!!!!!