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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. - d; F0 B% h# a0 `* w
性本善:Sex is good. ; h: `0 j- D4 i$ V# |
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
0 D& z( o) q4 t5 }# ~0 e习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
0 f4 {8 T# F7 [3 [5 \苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. - [3 v! B* J9 _* s2 z/ W4 y( T
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. 4 f+ q  v7 M- r/ c9 m8 a
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教之道:The way of learning it 4 _% y8 B4 C" C. ~( ?3 D( j+ s7 {
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. 2 U1 [0 K. T, t7 d0 G5 H9 J

  X/ U1 a* M, }0 n  |+ y" z昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
1 K; f. Z6 p. X8 u, P择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard, / G/ N: n# O. V
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. % D. U+ T# V! _! B  K3 G

5 P8 s, K! L5 D/ t0 K+ Q$ t& n窦燕山 Dou, the Famous 8 w& S6 E6 J+ K  _9 ~! y
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine 8 h% V; O( E: _" f( [% O) n
教五子 All his five son took it
0 t6 Y, B8 j% ?3 @0 C名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. * V7 ]( I& N5 X2 [$ O

8 i5 {8 Z, ?6 G& Y+ N! S/ |养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
. c2 l5 l: Q6 W; D9 Z( I9 Q父之过 It is all your fault.
. e" V" [* U: x) q教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, 7 y* G1 b4 D# w; h
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ' n9 p% z, Q: G) {# H

" r" g- Z' y4 ?. B子不学 You may refuse to study this ( c4 [1 U6 l1 ]  ]/ a# N- ]/ C9 J0 k
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
+ I/ y) ~9 d3 ^2 p# H幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
2 x/ L8 P9 X7 B老何为 you will lose your ability when aged 7 Z2 Z/ p! W& K7 |. S+ p

# R' t" \- U+ W1 Y: [$ h玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, ; c+ D/ l  i. C( k! A  \5 w
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. # Q  M# H! S" z
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
9 g' r% o& ^: }- j1 F不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!9 J8 D' X5 ~3 B/ Y8 B% w
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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