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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.
8 X4 m* U( L2 i3 W/ ?% ~. o" N性本善:Sex is good. 0 k5 {% ?& U( m
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
5 f' j) v: b9 _+ s& W: Q习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
% ^7 q8 ^$ {+ X  n3 t' I# U, h苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. % N- b) f) E! W( `) c9 |
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. 1 i! j6 H( `6 K

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教之道:The way of learning it
3 a. B. `; e  t& ~1 \2 L8 y6 m贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. ; I3 B3 H2 ~/ I) K0 f$ S# ~

2 o  G3 z5 I2 f+ u昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
' E0 j1 `& L- U+ D3 z择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard, 0 m0 L! p4 J# R+ ^7 D" A; I1 h$ y6 Z9 A, \
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. ! E+ U6 z4 S" O

( b1 t/ b# t* ^% ^0 k% ]窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
- m* e; F% v, {6 K1 K有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine , @7 d+ o' }- ~) l3 D/ _
教五子 All his five son took it 4 m7 @) _! w2 S' P  m3 I7 ~# C
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. $ U1 M. P" L, {1 H, x

# d( B% `0 o4 X( k; ?养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
% @  c8 @/ J6 F2 q/ A父之过 It is all your fault. % o; ~0 R3 N4 [- s
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, 9 B2 G6 V$ X- Y$ |, X4 i6 c& a; x
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 3 w% m0 e- V3 a  I" F6 q

+ Z+ q( y0 |4 [3 E4 |1 L子不学 You may refuse to study this ; }5 Y- ]3 e# v+ j! m
非所宜 but that is a real mistake ! j$ R: }* B3 [8 Q
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, 6 {. G. {8 \' C" l
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged 2 D! C7 s) `! Z" a( ], |" a

- m2 ]8 y  S/ |3 b) V7 i0 S玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, . a& w; F0 [. L- c3 x" C5 l% D* h
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
3 V0 d. @( w1 [7 ~' G) V+ @人不学 If you don't learn sex, $ g$ \7 Y0 v7 G$ W- i4 a
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
6 U2 l' F9 p+ c3 Q1 i; }Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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