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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. 0 E3 E' L% q/ |0 ?" Y$ r2 c
性本善:Sex is good.
. Z6 p' `4 h' U2 j% s" u$ u1 z6 x性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. 4 q2 g' v4 p8 C5 r
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. / u+ p' n' O% x5 o
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
9 x- r# @9 ~6 Q性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
- k# r" `, F* d; c: b" Z: [& y0 |贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
% s$ m/ I8 t& K- N9 T9 ^+ X- x择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 6 a( k$ Y8 ~0 {* d  H
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子不学:If you don't study hard, # a6 W; @3 @1 h' Z
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. 0 `5 R2 ?; G+ Q! z
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous : V1 |+ Z0 T9 @
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
& A+ o5 F3 [" x/ [  G. e教五子 All his five son took it - Q1 X4 ]  p9 x
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. " N9 P$ s6 J& s' x) [2 ?6 ~3 m
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, 0 R4 X" A1 \6 W4 g  b+ G
父之过 It is all your fault.
% e' _% _7 `+ h教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, 7 H, O9 P5 ?5 Z, Q2 c9 p, P5 W
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. " D( f1 [. N5 R2 Z5 A& F
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子不学 You may refuse to study this 6 {% F* M! h3 S2 s; Z
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
$ h" W# @% P/ U3 \# Z3 @' h# j幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
' W6 }. K7 l0 X. l: x* Z3 L老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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& U9 w+ w# u! r! c玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 9 b; w5 m* x4 @6 e# ?
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. : w2 j, W8 S( T1 }8 V1 l/ w# x3 B
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
, s& Y1 y3 n! u- j不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!( |. N) y) ^6 l3 A$ a
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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