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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life. ; i, @) s( F0 ?9 W+ W! w( N+ a
性本善:Sex is good. " A5 V% p% p6 ?! p& g' }& ?
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. $ ^7 a: b- \" O9 ^+ w7 ^
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. * G$ z& \- I' G' f2 w5 o9 M) I
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
0 I4 i- w5 @. r性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
& I3 ~% m. _! C5 m  A, J. z- m贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
3 ^/ v  L/ ^1 S( ^& Q0 ~择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 4 @* A8 [% W9 N' M% Q( W

" _+ ?# J/ H. \2 g6 b+ r& s# U5 {  V! _子不学:If you don't study hard, 3 @' \8 E: S4 \/ e
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. ( c5 o4 I5 z( [2 S. a  i: {
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
. R2 t! U% l5 B/ v- J* \有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine 9 h0 G! U1 W; O# @* P! F
教五子 All his five son took it 6 J4 m0 G9 |" R" \
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
4 `1 x' x8 P+ F4 q/ f% Y( n, v父之过 It is all your fault.
) r. |& V- A$ e2 Q' ]2 ?( y教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, & h5 c: x5 A& q% W# |( {
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 5 H0 m" G8 \  `0 C

2 `7 H( X3 k! ~$ g6 \% l子不学 You may refuse to study this
( v  m- i# ^7 F9 z/ x# S" B非所宜 but that is a real mistake   s5 y& J- s: Q! s/ L( g
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, 4 }$ V, r6 W) `9 a
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged # U2 W0 w$ `$ q0 L, y
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 7 M9 f, Q3 g+ R8 }' A% R0 v
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
; e2 z4 C0 T" \人不学 If you don't learn sex,   b+ s5 ?9 [! ~: o6 r
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!8 }$ l( {- o7 a  h$ K
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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