爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
1 r4 a: ^' D; O0 _( S性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
9 `) C' ^' S( x1 O$ a, Q苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
4 S' r( \4 u7 r* f& ~. R性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


/ t0 _$ O  E1 U0 l+ b6 E教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
8 [/ t: W6 o1 x, T; [择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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" d2 A* I2 Y, ]1 @. `8 O+ s子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
; B8 R2 e) U4 b0 M. Z有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
2 K, G4 n# B2 H6 v7 y% j教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
. `7 s. e+ @# D0 F( Z2 Y师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不学 You may refuse to study this
" a3 ^3 E2 H2 T3 F' v6 [( G3 W非所宜 but that is a real mistake
4 k5 w) q9 t$ Q7 x2 l( ?: @* Q, u% p幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
! `/ D4 C7 W1 \% a/ ]  g: _/ |/ D老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

# e$ A$ b9 l3 K5 l, ~玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
0 B" M0 f) ^' X/ J* O! ~$ I6 n不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!