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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
0 a8 p% W* i$ r; L性本善:Sex is good.
/ o  Y0 \# G  C2 ^! `3 n性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. 5 r0 m! w7 a0 l2 t, ^- _
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. ; W, w# |% u' F# Z( |3 m* }& g
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
, j# K1 v6 O: C; K) H* o- p性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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# Q+ m0 m5 l1 d: f- b教之道:The way of learning it
, ?7 o; d9 A: N) e" f, T, E- `) ]贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. ! t: q9 G! ~) ^2 i5 Z

8 {7 o/ T! S2 B2 h2 o2 a昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng 6 u1 p2 P! {. p" b" ~/ V
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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# p3 e" T! O; h: Y6 o  b' a子不学:If you don't study hard,   }7 a4 x! `( @9 x
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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+ d7 f: i: N9 ?  }1 C1 z; u) @窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
- Z9 x/ Z" q( v! B: K& ~# F有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine ) B+ f% r: Z* k8 C7 Y% ]3 Z: X* @
教五子 All his five son took it
) f5 `' g/ g  ~, J名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. . i  Y  N, i% ?3 v$ C; v& s% P& N
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
' a( l* f6 Q2 ~% f父之过 It is all your fault.
' E$ j% j' `6 t$ p. g. n& a) E教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, ( J6 Z4 H% ?2 W6 u
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. " _! t" N# w4 ^. g/ @' w

3 N2 _2 H* C- X子不学 You may refuse to study this
- j9 y/ u* O. V非所宜 but that is a real mistake ; x5 t  D: D/ u) I
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, ; X! D0 I6 R* g) y' C
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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" R& m# a  l& }* b/ s/ d2 I4 G& b玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, & G8 N6 F5 b. ?. \. W, {0 L) F: ^
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. ' T) j$ Z- t1 t2 I: g) T5 K. R
人不学 If you don't learn sex, 1 f+ G2 B# N$ v5 o, ?8 w
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!8 h' {1 F' s8 ?
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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