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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.
; {' G' q  W1 w4 s4 G' o( c性本善:Sex is good. . ^, Q7 d# Q5 n& m
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
# J8 k9 W  I; K: B/ Y6 D5 V习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
+ A2 c7 r2 ^- S0 _1 n/ m& C苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
5 M! Q# L; I$ E性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it % n7 w5 N: p: F2 d
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng 7 L8 A5 s) I" ?: x
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 8 }# E( \+ C* V
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
, [4 |3 H! f" u  T1 _断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. , [# Z( n6 k# k

; s) C; K* J/ J( E, K) o窦燕山 Dou, the Famous # |7 x1 ^3 k6 |! F
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine $ z4 }( r' l2 [8 l3 Y7 b
教五子 All his five son took it 6 G% x' F0 O* Z7 [( G% J+ W: w
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. 8 y" d/ `5 B) p+ [4 y" ^* i
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
% E  }6 _% r2 d; O3 A父之过 It is all your fault. ; V7 ?/ P' s& [- h
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, ) [7 y9 k  |# {" ?& h1 i
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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' d& O7 S$ c& I4 @$ i! I9 [4 z- b) P子不学 You may refuse to study this   x& X( M& \6 ~- {- i, a
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
1 b! j5 E! B* d  }  f幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
$ G- e, h" G+ D  s3 _老何为 you will lose your ability when aged * c1 P. N" w" ]6 B
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, ' I5 i8 L5 [: s5 t3 k
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. * e( K5 d- K+ E, Z% a, R
人不学 If you don't learn sex, 2 \' @4 I+ ^; H% j- T% W
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
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