爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
) k/ l' I5 m( E! s; a$ J苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
7 z/ h8 ]# B4 x- w( p性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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教之道：The way of learning it
. z1 \+ o, R5 L  _2 E贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

+ F2 P0 v5 n2 [8 a4 B; ^6 k昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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$ P# g8 e+ m! B$ h子不学：If you don't study hard,
$ @# ?. K; I0 d( w, a断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
; a. b. X* L8 `* B- }5 S0 t教五子 All his five son took it
9 J& z5 B0 o1 \- ~7 Q% b! H名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
4 T6 f* o/ T; v: f- s教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
3 L/ n0 J: z( u9 y! w* B0 q6 i) V师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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' T# T$ m6 ^  f, g; k7 E子不学 You may refuse to study this
1 q. s* h. J- H. N! A! ^! U非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

' `' D9 ?9 r, A1 c* V2 W玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
* W4 D/ K$ }! f$ w) C2 f人不学 If you don't learn sex,
% y$ e* O4 e, j5 W' d不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!