爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
5 e/ }, j+ ?4 V性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
. u7 _: [5 D2 P% s性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


  I; I% ^! m" L: R教之道：The way of learning it
* j3 X7 P: p9 D- z( G贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
( ^( ^" ~0 k1 p4 O  D$ W$ E有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
8 C% I, c- h) t9 {, J7 C: x, Q教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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% Q3 |6 L' k) ^# M- d养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
3 F8 W% u: b6 {4 N3 v% y! X父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
% {5 x6 I  R% C幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
7 P: \0 s% @* Z) [0 u, l老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
) n) ~/ d' c! A  v/ j/ c/ S不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
; M1 j6 K4 A7 ?人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!