爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
( ~6 R) N( l; U/ E) L! r/ f) }+ I% B/ v性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
1 x6 o$ c. D# W- Q' ?( F* K* Q: u习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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% M' k  k4 |# ~! |8 `' K" u教之道：The way of learning it
+ U/ V8 G/ E+ e# f  A贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

- B+ L$ E8 _" R( x! V5 G昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
& U% h4 k6 t$ j" ?断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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0 i8 |: W: c$ F3 O/ j6 E窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
7 A6 a7 f" \' {: v$ z; M. U教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
, e# U( b3 j. M2 [. ^9 u师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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6 u9 C6 \0 P4 E$ T- H; V6 G子不学 You may refuse to study this
7 e" s5 x/ p7 p. l. }0 h: i  |非所宜 but that is a real mistake
6 x6 g' O9 Y2 Q; D7 r) d3 [0 V幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
+ P7 \! Z; k& J老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
  W3 P" {' _6 c) F不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
$ K* M( r/ F) P/ e& e$ iFaint!!!!!!!!!!!