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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. ( ?& M2 n' t: T" C- k, V$ z+ L. R
性本善:Sex is good. # K: {6 e3 p) s1 B1 x
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. 9 o8 k+ _; D* A* N; Y! u
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
) [/ S" P. `. I$ ?苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
  U' b2 y' U2 i2 b( x' B' Q8 U性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
. p( _. U4 \6 S贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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, p2 l" I) a, a1 y% x" S( F昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
2 t0 K+ q. l9 g6 P择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. $ n4 h( [: ^$ A1 G, q/ @! \

9 P$ R' U; @3 y! \* E2 P子不学:If you don't study hard,
+ U! W( e1 C  Y4 ]0 }8 g6 |) \断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. . G) e. c7 J- G7 Y, T: Y4 I
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
0 ?3 d/ \$ t8 B% @. s& k( V有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
9 w3 M/ T. m7 ~2 r教五子 All his five son took it & }& s8 B5 u5 ?5 C0 M
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. 6 x& ]1 s' k3 _% o: A& W

! R1 c" P& P7 `! M, k6 C9 p) y  s0 [养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, ' y0 y; _+ W# f- I' W
父之过 It is all your fault. : [& |  x% V  T
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, ! T! q7 z7 K5 y4 C
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 3 k# u$ F  p& G2 L8 A& C/ d
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
0 _) \6 a7 |2 x" W/ T( B! N非所宜 but that is a real mistake
" [1 ?. I  x* R( j% u6 g幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, " P& O& Z$ [+ B# n  T  @* t( b
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged ) G, l, k7 E- b3 @6 N5 _
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
8 C  _+ J4 F2 C' Y( s3 N0 e不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
. a, }3 c5 v/ l2 w人不学 If you don't learn sex,
+ E$ L  p! g% O0 I5 y8 r3 G3 g不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
) S+ F" z" `. E# x8 b5 ]Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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