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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.   D, E' d$ v  K  |* g
性本善:Sex is good. ; H" k6 m) {" w8 a3 P9 N$ Q
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. 6 K" I  \, c1 W4 O3 p. H% n
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
4 k! r+ S/ \  @/ n: O( D0 Z7 _苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
& O9 V% L8 c( d- P性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. & r) X$ F$ c( _; Z4 {

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; M1 V4 `: D7 F$ g8 ]" D教之道:The way of learning it
2 x7 l' f4 c4 [: d* `/ s0 w) f5 ~! C) ]贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. 1 Y  G- t* G) {  {
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng ' F4 K; e. S) p- V2 R
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.   B, k( g: [, v0 V9 U) V
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子不学:If you don't study hard, ) @- M* D" A# }$ Y
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. ( W$ ^2 X4 a* g) Z
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous + z! o- q( O: y6 l
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine : t( d% x5 E& P/ [% A+ ?
教五子 All his five son took it
* n! i; {# ~+ c8 U& p名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. ) J2 G* D8 a3 D: s3 `
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, 6 u/ Z/ \  @, m4 i6 B( P! @
父之过 It is all your fault.
* Q( Q8 t- x0 h- [) [# @, O教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, ; k# ?& j; n9 {% z7 z: _
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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, F8 A$ ?* E. O6 `7 J3 s子不学 You may refuse to study this
8 L0 Y: G* p" }3 o/ J( B非所宜 but that is a real mistake
! l% O: e' P* }幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,   L* N! e( H9 o& h5 h3 A! f% ]( W
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged $ [1 ~2 K( F- Z8 d. L+ b/ B
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 4 ?, H( O' b0 P( Z/ N
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. & t9 N6 M1 `  C& ~- [' g' p/ c5 r$ I
人不学 If you don't learn sex, ( N/ l/ a- c; h3 E  E) f. N3 S
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!; o& i; T+ @. n
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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