爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
$ x+ y) C9 U) w" x5 b5 a性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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/ ^* H# J# Q7 T) R; W/ M+ ^% P教之道：The way of learning it
3 ^2 v$ Q: d( b8 q! O! I( c贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

3 H$ ~" k  L3 s' \1 @6 y/ s9 K+ I昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
1 J9 ~: x) b7 N: f! m择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
  F6 m7 o. l/ H% Q7 N  Y; i断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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" d" x# N0 H, X8 j8 i窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
/ X% }  p+ }# E' b有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
6 g! b/ V) d: Q% }/ [$ H父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
1 B4 N: Z% R' Y* Q师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
7 b. J% L  Y) I4 g; [6 O非所宜 but that is a real mistake
, }( C) V3 Y, F  V3 L幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
' K2 {& m- p- X- ~9 d# D老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

) z; L  M# D9 n6 O; R! c% i玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
, Y  M6 C( l& i5 M# D人不学 If you don't learn sex,
6 |9 w+ X9 c: h$ i) m不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!