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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. 2 ?" L" p& N" C/ I  I9 T/ A
性本善:Sex is good. , M- F) i# U* I. l# G
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. 3 ?8 G8 d' V) [3 M; d
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
7 g5 t* I: {) @; l2 T* L苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
7 h) ?( p- N$ b6 K性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. + u; C  c3 g, q" E# V) v+ c
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: g  `1 ]" S4 ~: s/ {教之道:The way of learning it 2 e$ ~* [- _& a
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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4 \+ ~- j+ U9 E( O  p$ o0 |昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
9 O: q9 y2 W; `5 E' V: }3 w择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 7 P6 _6 d4 P- M! o7 W) ?" I

" @1 c* q! D0 _* z1 v9 C子不学:If you don't study hard,
! ~$ ], c. Q1 _8 g断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous 4 n9 }2 N: ]5 |* V
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
; N4 {( Y5 I/ R8 `+ q教五子 All his five son took it : c. C- ]3 \$ [2 H2 `: ]6 i- J% ^% C
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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  Z/ ~! u: U. W7 J6 o  N5 Z养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, 3 D8 o8 r5 R# t4 ^1 p7 L; \. c
父之过 It is all your fault. ) l$ L2 v) w5 P, U  q/ t* S
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, 4 R0 d- N- g. z+ T7 s7 a
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. / E* L4 B! w' H: S
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子不学 You may refuse to study this 8 r" E9 B/ E' H* @5 f* f
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
" _% B9 A4 H- _5 o2 E幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, ) [( f) J/ b9 n: X6 D
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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% T2 ~6 C5 S0 O9 K9 S8 g6 ~玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
3 P3 K4 ]; a4 C2 L6 D/ ~不成器 It won't become hard and strong. 6 x5 l1 h( ?+ U8 K% `
人不学 If you don't learn sex, / V) b. k  @: B5 S" x' w9 o- j0 m$ @7 j
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!6 R1 |, u" ~# w* h( a! ^9 g
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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