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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. ) I+ k! }, ]6 L, H5 H4 w( q
性本善:Sex is good. % A1 }8 k) {% B5 X
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
) m# N: b0 Z1 ]1 V; b习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
! n. m, Z  h1 a8 h+ B苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
+ y: _4 I$ I. ?: N1 H0 X性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
6 A& Z" ~7 g, I/ ^" K% N* D. a贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. 6 q2 F" w% r- y6 \: o1 o

# L' y; {5 f8 i2 E& j昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng - @1 D7 t/ s) G- E" {1 e
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. & o* @8 G0 D$ l8 P4 ^

8 `. m+ l* M/ ?+ H7 x" ^2 h' z子不学:If you don't study hard,
, o, u/ _& }& z8 ?2 A3 V断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. ! V2 C! d& N1 q7 _4 A

' {7 I9 _! L, }  e1 }* W) [窦燕山 Dou, the Famous 2 v0 J; _3 J& S3 K
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
( U; x! A0 W) Y+ Z2 d教五子 All his five son took it
. E5 [4 S/ b. J0 y. X名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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" e' J1 d$ t3 I2 w养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
2 [, N% X9 R, I父之过 It is all your fault. 6 ]. a, M0 W7 f) K# n6 _
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
- n( |2 `6 C- v9 Y' B师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. - w9 h0 A/ Y6 e  U
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
1 @' S9 a- l/ K2 k; D6 u非所宜 but that is a real mistake ' {2 [9 i' A: |/ a' h
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, 5 y+ L! C- C3 k1 ^. M% N: G+ }7 h
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged * L2 }" @! Y# z4 _9 n0 h
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
- H5 L- s5 x1 V2 W& q不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
/ v6 ~* }! @" m5 V. Z( u+ W, t8 h人不学 If you don't learn sex, , {. d7 t, K. D* E; ^
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!0 i4 D4 w( Y* e
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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