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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
2 A* x' i8 @4 d, q2 Y性本善:Sex is good.
) T% q2 T; q' H' p" p' u性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
# l: \% a/ u) U2 _# C习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
, S+ F) c5 J6 a& @# K& v% K: L  p苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. 8 @. \* [- T5 c2 |9 X  A
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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( u3 b' |+ c: f7 y3 k- }教之道:The way of learning it
6 Y/ e+ H$ [' M, T: C1 O; [, I贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng ) \: Q5 o/ m; t
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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' e) _, G" A! M4 e$ C1 K# O5 e子不学:If you don't study hard,
/ g. a9 V! q4 h. {断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. + F& M8 Q! [/ \% k

+ `# i* h3 ]+ f& N% P& j窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
9 ?( m3 F& k4 K. f( ~/ i5 k' w有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
  ]! ]$ a5 h5 W+ {9 ~* o- q" J教五子 All his five son took it
- A+ K1 i& @4 h  Y, s5 Y( E1 @名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. " ^4 ^. c2 M3 d6 J

5 W" u& x5 D# h% _! c$ r( f# J养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
2 S- S7 j+ N+ E9 p. I父之过 It is all your fault. 6 L; s/ R5 b6 P5 Y6 N% E5 y
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
4 \1 w4 y9 p8 p/ }师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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4 i! O. r$ t) s4 l" M子不学 You may refuse to study this 9 g; n1 }+ J& t
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
* k4 `9 j% P. v幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, 9 P) V/ Y- ], p
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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" a: I+ E5 n% b7 L, P玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
( R" N: `4 D/ C不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
& U* ~8 }5 p' m! U4 T4 R, D人不学 If you don't learn sex, : U8 ]: C( c% ^' d5 c
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
* T+ e$ R! o3 J; o7 P0 @Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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