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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.
3 H6 k* d: P! d" d2 I5 n7 e, ]7 Z3 P0 y性本善:Sex is good.
' ?; h' a# F6 L& s5 J4 ^性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
! A8 v6 I- V; p2 s9 O习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
4 A+ v9 p3 U5 @! f5 I苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
) p% M; S& |% h0 v* B2 z性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. * `" O7 H1 h, W7 \& U" y
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教之道:The way of learning it ! }9 c2 i3 Z, u- ^" l: k; @, \3 ?3 c
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
; \/ v- i# m0 f0 [5 I择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 9 _1 M3 S5 o: e& Q- }) z! q
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
" d# `( ?* S2 j; u6 ~3 I断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous & Z# P- O+ ?/ c, E, B
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
) M; N; q! }/ @3 v( c: A4 X' ?; m教五子 All his five son took it
' g+ p$ g2 m3 l% M' N' w名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
* [+ c2 i1 Y3 P) H/ a" M父之过 It is all your fault.
1 N4 h8 P7 B* T) E/ e' ]教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
' Y: ~6 C" B7 c1 E# n. ^师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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' {! o0 X6 p9 u4 m9 z# ]# D5 @子不学 You may refuse to study this " N# r. w7 ]! l' Y& {) C* A
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
5 j  V4 ~. ~4 C4 K8 Y幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, ( U# U6 |% k1 k# F5 X! O
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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8 I; X. Q% @# m9 y; Q( }3 `) ?1 s玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 9 d% D- g* Z6 v" E  v" a( F
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. ( ~3 {/ R5 B& F8 Z
人不学 If you don't learn sex, " i! ~8 [5 q& J4 c( z: G
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!2 b+ n+ @& {' A. Z
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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