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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life. 6 I# ?! R( B; e" r; U
性本善:Sex is good.
7 i% `# b1 T) ?, N+ k* z8 o( t* a性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. & l; X; `* I! S2 F9 n
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. , G( }( V( w& X4 R- k0 @' W' `
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
! G, y% Y& L( r& q" V性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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! u- A3 f  |, G教之道:The way of learning it $ ?& b$ R# ?3 P% l" b: n; q( a9 O
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. 6 X; p5 O5 b  g( P' h. C
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng 8 V& ^8 Z- n, q. P- Q3 N# c
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard, " F* O9 n7 n  |4 T4 ]2 s0 m0 }
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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; t" R! |# ^1 @4 ~% r. S窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
+ s' _' B3 h& V# s% R4 I. A& Y2 S有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine 2 ]$ _; E: L6 @
教五子 All his five son took it
! O/ D1 M% n( G4 k0 M8 C- o名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. " X, w1 H! [) @; f5 l* h
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, 8 I2 E( L! q+ r, _% X0 L
父之过 It is all your fault.
) k. L3 I' d6 v" H) p教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
# E9 B" L6 w2 T9 P( y! l7 A* g: k7 ]师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. " X- s% q  W0 s4 K( }
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子不学 You may refuse to study this + r! ^; O/ [, K. {5 t, }( i
非所宜 but that is a real mistake 4 v7 }6 Y: X2 @: V. G
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
- k- v6 Y1 G3 S. v9 z老何为 you will lose your ability when aged " H1 A! A' K/ ^0 l8 t
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
% g5 d; R, e9 ]8 j2 X不成器 It won't become hard and strong. / H- P9 F6 ]9 j- k$ Y  E- I* K
人不学 If you don't learn sex, 8 `5 V1 V$ H8 p0 Z
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
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