爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
  d0 w% {; N4 o' d' W5 a0 l苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
9 t3 D# v* v( V* V1 q性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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0 ^& x% Z! E- H5 b9 i% g+ E5 R教之道：The way of learning it
9 _3 q9 L9 o/ I; e  ~0 m+ @贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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0 b) w% R2 A/ c3 _昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
' ?; E2 [4 `' U) F2 z择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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$ [) K6 f4 F/ E( C8 x1 {  @子不学：If you don't study hard,
$ j1 W& J/ H& D7 u断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

- x* N: J2 x9 |! Y4 g窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
1 @' k; x# F) V! V. s# E教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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! k  ]/ ]" N# ?3 }  D9 A子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
. G: E5 o( ]. E老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

' x* ^* |) ]3 X+ ^2 t  R4 a玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
9 ]( P( A7 B! n$ x0 e% b/ S不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
( T$ ?4 N2 V9 k: B3 u+ T, C! r% X# o5 D7 J不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
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