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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life. 3 S) M# Y9 ?" v8 l# Y, g7 m
性本善:Sex is good.
! x& o6 s# z- \性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
% n8 p' e+ w- |1 f9 `- y1 b习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.   s# B) O8 K( p( Z, f* I. H
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. 5 ?7 b. G7 E7 }4 U. Y1 c
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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  W" p8 m0 K( R! l7 B% |教之道:The way of learning it % c" h3 Q9 t; G2 m4 ^6 P4 t
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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4 r% U* ^5 p4 m$ J  G% V昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
5 \" n* W1 W1 @0 g; e0 n择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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* L& ^& [& s; _子不学:If you don't study hard, + z3 r1 E  M( V* }8 B- Y7 p
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
/ B& F) [; D% X, Q% E7 P$ H* M有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
7 i  `- W2 B+ o5 V9 q4 @! c% t教五子 All his five son took it
4 y* z4 s, r, u+ @$ A! S名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
* ~3 @5 I( m& U% o7 _; U父之过 It is all your fault.
! y* S3 |4 j( u; ~6 Y教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
, M1 m* a0 {8 _3 K  U# F7 h+ t师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. % a  T1 i' R3 d* l5 U: I$ I+ b
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子不学 You may refuse to study this + n8 I; d) x% e( w) D
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
9 h6 A; Q# _, N幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, ; M) x7 g% B/ R7 e2 S
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged * }; a% Q- d$ G; G" d5 B& k# H

, O: \( s9 D1 U* E) [: W" Q% o& Q, }, Y2 ?玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,   S6 Z/ x- q  `) N4 C
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
* n; _! j3 r/ W1 n人不学 If you don't learn sex, 3 \+ w4 {5 e$ L5 T. t
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!* N  b) q9 J# i0 i
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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