爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
. p" m7 C6 u4 \. h性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
* g' Q0 K& ?* P7 P/ M* w3 H! [习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
+ _1 `1 h. M$ d7 V$ l: t性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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教之道：The way of learning it
# R! O7 w% @0 d贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
# Z7 X7 l/ m" C择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
6 A) K7 h0 O$ @0 u6 d( [& t2 ^' U5 _' V名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
  g, W" R% |' ?+ d3 ~: U; b教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
" R# G8 D* i, r% ~9 M$ X师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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  ^) d* T3 q4 E* M- O. m子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
' g: P0 b( i) E, k幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
) q! D/ l6 _  y, P. i4 Z老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
+ s7 k) M$ H. U5 {) `7 V- z- {& l人不学 If you don't learn sex,
( p" V* t1 m+ ^不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
* P( D) {7 X. |Faint!!!!!!!!!!!