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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life. + n# P$ N! a. R9 r
性本善:Sex is good.
- j7 H/ c5 q) B3 a) ~性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. - m9 o  |% a2 b( T5 w
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
: s1 \- B8 ]" Z9 `苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. & S/ S- ^' z* u. v6 m" \" _
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. 9 r: ?' g7 ~: h+ }2 _
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教之道:The way of learning it : M  R) A* F! G2 w0 ]* t! c7 U" }
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.   x6 D/ r& g' G* ^" [+ }
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
  S; ~7 @8 E' f6 x5 D2 z+ q择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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/ E- `3 Z/ f$ s( c# H子不学:If you don't study hard, 7 H1 F- h$ S: [7 e9 U' G! {
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. % o# P% v+ b1 D: A' n
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous % l$ m3 }: s, w% s: j& t9 c* C
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine 3 `: T3 d* |( `3 ^8 x, x
教五子 All his five son took it   E! T7 S0 h' z+ R1 O
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. + Q2 o2 u2 j' B3 E

' d6 {- h# T; ~* K养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
. v/ p! [* `, T1 P+ l$ `: q4 j父之过 It is all your fault.
- J, Z2 `0 N' B" u教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
% p, M0 D5 B4 c$ f6 K7 L师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ! Q$ T* V7 Q+ s4 W

2 x$ u+ D' l$ o, S# l子不学 You may refuse to study this ! z/ g3 G8 w$ o
非所宜 but that is a real mistake ' Z( k. r: u- k: W
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
- g5 x0 H$ ^6 U, W8 L- ?( n老何为 you will lose your ability when aged - j! X4 O8 t8 m% b8 g

3 H& u# s% i" q8 e9 W" U玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 7 _) }1 I5 e2 ^  E
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
  o  h. s  O: @4 K' c人不学 If you don't learn sex,
  p3 f1 B" I0 V* c5 N& U+ L' i不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
0 ^' ~# }' z' \7 w' u; D$ uFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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