爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
- h- X: l  [3 X% W8 F3 D性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
$ W9 U1 I' g- q5 j" b, Z6 y性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

+ c! q/ |9 U+ N窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
5 h% N: Q! O! w9 r教五子 All his five son took it
9 I3 M# g3 {3 F名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
0 j6 |, I) R1 Y7 m3 Q教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

- L+ S* B* J: Y* o子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
3 j  \' o) _; O幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

% G- J' m* g) y8 {玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
. t5 \# q' n6 P3 Q, v3 L不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
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