爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
" Q+ {& w* B9 G) N性本善：Sex is good.
9 T0 [6 ]4 p8 r# ~性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
/ ~  c& W- G7 T) X3 c习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
6 m! y3 f& k$ m性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

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! z' d. ~& {% X1 J) ]- ?9 a2 _教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

, U+ `7 y7 D3 J% V$ {  |9 }" H$ S昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
) e9 g3 T  |& y8 _, P择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学：If you don't study hard,
4 @! [# K8 V  I/ U# O+ C断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
5 A0 [8 `: z! I; Z6 W有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

5 o) c2 b2 o% y7 U; E$ m* ]  t养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
6 S( L( {  n4 B( Q父之过 It is all your fault.
  \$ W; m6 s; r/ F教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
, G& P* t7 }9 S/ l- C  p3 P师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

$ r+ a) y; E2 @' d/ |; G- s子不学 You may refuse to study this
( y4 U& {- Y+ `6 L5 \+ [非所宜 but that is a real mistake
; I) h0 m1 X/ {幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
' l  D1 p4 @5 a9 s  {+ w; i老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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: `( H. K2 {+ i7 y: L/ \  O9 `) @玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
. S" m! M4 o: h4 G3 J/ Y1 J; j% h" Z不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
9 ]+ I, V- d- m2 M& P! Y不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!