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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life. 1 x; _% `, n3 B1 M9 J! n# i
性本善:Sex is good. 2 |- K1 J+ @6 h  z6 X$ f
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. ; Q* S# Y' K! h+ r4 k# ^7 \3 }
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. . F* o& l1 A: A' y+ j
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. & X1 R: K. l+ r; p" }" \
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. + q& m* s) H1 C" S, E7 \

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) c7 ?* ^9 y% ?8 q& {教之道:The way of learning it 0 Z( l" v, |0 _1 M9 q$ x6 ]3 X
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. ( U! E% U0 S  T% C3 t7 s9 k  \, Z

* v' g4 m( }7 I5 W& c- r- o昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng 4 r0 H1 d1 j$ Q, Y/ m2 c7 i
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
6 _8 J! Y2 _7 i, X, J$ o断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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# R% X5 W/ i: X6 z: P1 i  k窦燕山 Dou, the Famous 6 z! P0 m9 [, K4 x9 _
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
7 ~* x$ Z) T6 j% s. l教五子 All his five son took it
% r/ T5 t# \- v- q: a名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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/ ^5 S  x" t( s. e养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
! S" r! n6 F  f4 I" }2 `, E3 Q父之过 It is all your fault.
3 {% C) P# A& }, [3 U9 E教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, + T' I1 @3 S9 @0 K( T
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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9 r* Q+ R) f: G子不学 You may refuse to study this
. ^' s, `1 b6 G: q* u: H1 e& v! C非所宜 but that is a real mistake
: h9 D1 D9 m3 R0 s. c% h* h# B幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
- j. z; q: e. Y+ D4 C3 X老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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* Y( V6 e3 @! |: @玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
2 _3 N# R, ~) R! \0 @5 q8 {6 G不成器 It won't become hard and strong. , V, ]4 |) r% B' ?9 E
人不学 If you don't learn sex, 5 `  b# Z( ]  V  P+ h1 _/ P
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
" q4 @: o5 Y" E' l: pFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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