爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
2 M& X1 j* R# `性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
# m. w) S4 r% N) K& H& g1 V( Y性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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2 M7 _% E3 |) }教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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" \- E% E6 m7 q/ D8 |/ u$ o昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
3 b  r" o! t5 n( ], S5 q/ T择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
- Q& ]* L9 q  c% i; ~; y' d( q9 V断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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6 q8 @& C* A+ R3 F窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
/ Z  W( `; k' V" j2 D6 i; ]7 q& t教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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! r" `/ a5 x4 m7 W; T& W/ k" ?3 U& ^养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
) _5 Q% {6 F  t, m: I+ C, Z+ N父之过 It is all your fault.
( q- Z! E6 u) l' X! B教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
3 P1 c" T+ H5 T8 g5 b2 u' g师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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+ {: E! h9 x* M/ i- |1 E% y& V子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
: ~9 H8 S9 j& h1 o: M; ?幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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% S% n! h( V3 e1 g: M玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
; e( M4 w" U; l5 {4 L不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
7 S4 |0 A& e0 w4 L: PFaint!!!!!!!!!!!