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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life. 4 G8 C8 Q/ U1 M; _5 ?
性本善:Sex is good.
) m$ d& W: H0 r4 b) }( E+ a- k! I& v性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
' w' a7 h0 [) Z1 X习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. - k! m0 @6 q- g7 t# c1 G  W
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. 9 N* Q1 T+ q* u/ u4 ~8 z  ]5 J8 L7 q
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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4 Y) l" n( |/ X( l教之道:The way of learning it
6 x+ q2 U% ?8 k. Y8 R. I* U% s贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
0 T, D" [$ O! B- t0 n& B择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 3 S- \& [4 o: R, Q  K! p" n

4 v$ l" D1 W7 V' |子不学:If you don't study hard, * {' R) ]0 t7 t' t3 Y3 x
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. ! h8 n) P7 Q6 s! `! J' h

8 w" ]) k, F+ Z2 V窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
  S6 \. x3 W  R# C有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine . J% _( N' w+ \& [* X; g
教五子 All his five son took it ' {! r7 a9 ~+ v( P! `; w* Y. `
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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, E0 y% r$ L; K7 R养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, , O5 m5 C/ v: B* E& t5 n/ }
父之过 It is all your fault.   q( x  q& K& b. p1 q* K7 S
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
! b) N/ |# ~6 q) P/ l% A师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ) v* v! t4 n/ Q# s( C( L; A) N5 A
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
! M! @$ O; h+ C( x. }非所宜 but that is a real mistake . Y. {8 B) n( V* q$ X2 \1 @
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, , F  g% t* }/ U/ K
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged : |1 H! {" U) |% w& }; d2 u

: F: O2 T7 H4 w玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, + y+ Z  X3 `5 z0 A# T
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
7 \4 I* I: y9 X0 S) ]. ~  S人不学 If you don't learn sex, ; ]3 o/ J" ~& D7 F7 X* O
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!. i  v* H' I2 r" r
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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