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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.   Q0 v  S8 @# \
性本善:Sex is good. ; E3 \, I. h" h- w9 t) ^
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. 4 Y$ H8 t) {" n9 v/ L6 a
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
+ s" v' S; P) n% G" ]苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
( o, V7 ]& M5 n* ]% G7 i, z3 f性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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  Y, _+ ~( B- W( }7 R6 T教之道:The way of learning it
# H7 ^# ^! Z! Q* Q2 X- {4 R6 l# i贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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; `% A% ]$ T3 G( z! h; X3 u昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng : L& V& z8 \) _2 r' s* X8 O1 h- W1 S! L
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 1 t1 F" r" [6 ?' V% l; I  f
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
, t8 u, p4 o6 f/ i断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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, X5 t$ l* h% A8 u8 _5 c窦燕山 Dou, the Famous + w( ], p' ]5 z% h1 C& }' T
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
- U) T" @: j* a6 B# m7 q9 J教五子 All his five son took it - x/ M4 g$ f3 N, p3 ]# y+ }& B
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
& E$ x3 x2 B! F/ {3 o) p* p6 E父之过 It is all your fault. 8 z+ l- k% U3 e3 C
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
& S& O6 }4 ~; l0 `师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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, K: U! a; q/ s子不学 You may refuse to study this # r5 F6 X3 l/ z3 C* E
非所宜 but that is a real mistake ' D. t* A; \4 O. f2 k+ e3 t
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, & P! }- {* W& L. P
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged + f" {0 Y4 C7 j% H. L

5 s4 H) U7 a5 u1 P( Y玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, " h' F( r: r3 }
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
& H1 c( C. K# T+ X1 q4 [8 \$ m人不学 If you don't learn sex, 0 n) x  P" S8 a
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!& |. C( C% I) ^4 A0 k# i, t% T
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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