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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
/ e! A" J# K0 ?性本善:Sex is good. - S9 S, A! N6 T( G- z9 `$ V) |
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. ; y8 l8 e2 w3 e+ ?* |6 w
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. ; J- W: a+ ~, y
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
* p. K/ u4 R7 h5 @性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it : D, u7 u/ t( x
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. : L/ R6 e9 Y+ K6 U

- ~* \- f- s& }3 ^  }; T; l  S& T昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng " u8 x% ]$ T9 c. e4 j" z/ @+ \  u% k# T
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. $ \( B/ ~8 y4 c, A" ~, u) m
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
# L/ B4 O+ q) q! F$ [$ o7 A& R断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. * w5 n# W8 e6 e1 G8 @: T: ?; v8 i+ f
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous 4 u! q" V) E5 o8 ]1 \
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine , W3 ~, i3 s; J+ r2 `
教五子 All his five son took it ! h6 I( @$ J1 C6 q7 n/ o! F
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. % e( |) q% u, m* W" e, g
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
  T( z# @1 D3 U; ~% J6 t# f# y+ P父之过 It is all your fault. # j/ y7 x' F+ y' B( A
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, 5 E7 }( Z- U) T0 N
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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) d. {; X7 Q, I+ e* v子不学 You may refuse to study this
* X1 ]  }( x2 @非所宜 but that is a real mistake
7 `& A% G) P3 C! {  s# I  u6 Y幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
+ d* L3 J& V) n! b. Z3 V. b; R) {$ A老何为 you will lose your ability when aged 2 c* ]3 M/ P1 D$ o; B! ?  V
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, ! M5 N/ v8 }9 \2 \: y% w4 D$ k4 O
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. * H+ X8 {- x7 Y& V! i7 g: I! G
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
& C3 z9 |6 v$ s# R" b1 j) H. _/ z4 U不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!4 H5 {- ^6 m8 W* n
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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