爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
- V( }  q: M' q* d% b# F5 H6 ]性本善：Sex is good.
0 f1 D. P4 N0 n性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
% |2 _0 e  W& m0 u' P& I习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
: r8 l# G: e  x& L$ {4 i0 s% Q苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
3 Q- i0 H- A- h- a$ {% s性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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! l+ j: x( n/ X: f  O( m教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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% v3 U* z6 C: v3 D) K% I子不学：If you don't study hard,
8 w5 n/ K: l% `7 M2 ?断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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; S6 v! S" \( b9 W1 Q: D' v养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
9 f& E9 k; ]; m3 K# z+ m教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
+ y4 a+ H  Y/ E师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
/ M( u3 H- U" Y! P0 }# x幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
# V7 ~, o! [. Z" B* [5 \8 C3 {老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
8 R" `' u+ e6 ~0 F% f) A不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!