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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
# a% }+ r2 g; U5 X- b2 p性本善:Sex is good. ) Z; t+ y5 |6 ~" Y
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
1 Y0 T/ _* n3 t# G0 _4 ]' S. a习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. / f2 i/ n  p8 W, }8 O; d, m
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
) H6 ^+ ^/ \' K+ k性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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, O" n3 j% F) r教之道:The way of learning it 8 l# ^3 P  K; K1 t( z
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. 0 W, S  N2 Q% m3 }) X' u1 C% E% N
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng : t# |" D" E& ]+ s  e
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard, & _% w# ~! n# s
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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& V, K: P6 }* e- M. Y窦燕山 Dou, the Famous # I! U! q' B6 f5 l" A. T6 b5 `
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine : y/ b: L4 K! ^- p) x) d, @( s
教五子 All his five son took it ( I) B3 \4 a- Z9 P
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. - E7 m7 _1 L. d+ ~) [' L4 [' Z1 W

& e# v9 X" }2 D养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
! _( E6 U. x- b/ x# B4 r父之过 It is all your fault.
- y& Z! E+ d8 Q7 W" m教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
9 _6 `- i6 m0 \( X; [# z% K4 s7 C  \师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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) R0 s! H$ R! `3 i+ M5 o) a子不学 You may refuse to study this
/ [" Z2 @3 K9 ]( Q非所宜 but that is a real mistake
# r8 E6 O, j7 E+ K幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, % G) \( x0 V) \4 ?& _
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged 6 @" x( R3 N% r% x, {
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 4 z3 W! S  o% K6 C6 M3 i
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. - }6 B4 B  R$ h4 f0 c1 L* ~
人不学 If you don't learn sex, 5 N9 i; F3 Y; d' _
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
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