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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. * v* a" M( m" d+ i) y* V$ a
性本善:Sex is good. 4 ?- I1 N. P# h& D) f  ]
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
9 n6 }) p) I3 Q习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
& a; @" M8 e" o苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
9 ]" m2 v& _4 Y5 g. u+ G  Q性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. ( L: r7 \* m- x( N/ Z( [

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教之道:The way of learning it
1 h+ ~7 k8 `# v5 i2 `) k6 y& R贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. , ^' u% ~3 p3 Q+ h6 ^  ~
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
$ G! z4 f4 d( z" a6 u9 j  n! M择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 9 y! b3 j8 C) U5 O
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子不学:If you don't study hard, $ T& l- }' U7 S! K5 G9 l
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous 2 E1 }9 W* {& M: z
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
1 L' d" {# P! _6 G& s1 n+ P教五子 All his five son took it
0 N8 r& P: f/ Q7 B3 u名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. - T' L: B+ w/ W) s  l, c
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
0 e$ K- ?4 E/ I% f父之过 It is all your fault. - F5 m/ e  ?% ]# p) c
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, 1 m6 r* J7 |: V
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
4 @8 p' G* y- e非所宜 but that is a real mistake 7 ~$ n$ g+ C. ^2 \, i  K
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, 6 h0 }6 J8 ?7 }( l3 A' B% p
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, ' y6 R5 P# {0 `8 {) M
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. ' l# R; y2 O$ V% n: N) V
人不学 If you don't learn sex, 8 Q, B0 R# B# m% f1 ?1 T3 S; d
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!) Z+ ~- q5 o  d4 z% R* u4 A
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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