爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
8 d) i* x, q1 s* o0 y性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
. P; O% g# [4 E苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


教之道：The way of learning it
$ [( b" q* K/ l+ x9 X贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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5 p. q' s9 t7 }1 J昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
2 x  M; t; A5 o7 b+ ^% ^( F择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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0 Z% N% k4 P' b1 M) {+ Y4 L子不学：If you don't study hard,
# y, v4 }5 s2 f断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
% q; l& N' [7 o- |. ~0 |) J教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
! a1 U2 @* v" ~, y父之过 It is all your fault.
1 ^# q, u9 i5 m$ x5 \% ?1 x教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
9 a3 Z5 f( n- }8 c: J师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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% f7 Y* J# E& a玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
0 O$ h3 r" w* r% Z, N人不学 If you don't learn sex,
4 D+ J+ x0 Y, R1 r) r3 s5 O: l不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
. d) [' {# C8 Y" {1 L0 k1 ~) D3 ^Faint!!!!!!!!!!!