爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
# G. N# s+ j- j9 T& j/ D) M性本善：Sex is good.
% ^9 e, k. U4 V% N) z性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
. G4 |! `* b( X2 e习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
% d' n& P0 L# `: a# e# ~9 n' ?苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

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; Q7 X1 s- {8 T0 r, ?3 u教之道：The way of learning it
& L& s( }! t2 s$ [0 }: ^贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
7 i# M; k* ~* \/ P有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
! e5 F7 d) f( s* m2 E教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

& a7 ]  s$ j  v2 [养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
' K6 b% y; {8 N" b0 x教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
: T; Q3 h" o6 x7 K+ |) J师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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7 n- L- Y. S. I子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
. U$ w- V- E" S; Z幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
1 A5 e: C8 d; B老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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) s2 b  Z1 q1 k9 N& B玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
1 B7 z. v. N& i  C不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
0 l& `* N# F$ b% Q; I7 W不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!