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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
3 n; J* \# C7 D  G7 [" d性本善:Sex is good.
( Z) c$ `7 G+ H: T6 w1 B性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. - x$ n/ n& n, s' m/ Z9 }
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. 5 r% n  M( p% l& k+ V! @: f
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
5 G, `4 p" D$ n9 x( r; Y# z性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it 9 V" Y6 n; N/ i
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng   s8 L: G6 P7 \2 Y% O* u
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. / N* C9 S# P% M5 r' V
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
: a$ k/ k. |8 u1 H断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. / `2 v8 m; R7 U# q/ l. V

2 ]# Z3 p# J; [9 ?: Z3 u: ^窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
2 `  j2 ?0 K, [2 K9 O2 E( q& S8 N- h有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
( I9 x  I7 F7 u/ t教五子 All his five son took it . Q4 I7 ~4 R: _. l  a
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. 4 l$ j4 Z5 y) V' b1 v

" C7 S$ D- d4 z7 I# Z& ]养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, 4 D% b. i: {' d+ G9 w* F% Y9 R1 `
父之过 It is all your fault. . V$ p" L. W# B
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
) Z+ w3 {  A. ~3 j3 [师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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# A  a0 ]; `$ V& {9 I, v+ [子不学 You may refuse to study this
: ^% v  Z% y( w) [1 V非所宜 but that is a real mistake
0 `3 v$ ^% S( [% b# Z幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, 5 ?6 a: W; K) F& K8 R, W  O
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged 0 u1 D  H' o, ]; v- z: M2 r8 R
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, - K% |' z  y5 V0 W0 @& [
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. * a0 Q! Y7 h* T/ P1 n8 M& O' I
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
* d- _1 d  \0 H; H不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
6 q6 w: T+ ?( Z5 m2 v/ ]2 \" f1 pFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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