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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life. ; K% f' y! |; p% Q2 z1 ~
性本善:Sex is good. 7 b  q+ x/ H* }. R4 U+ h: l$ D
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.   O( F# s0 [. f
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. # C! k% q( _. M" b; A% U! u
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
1 G2 g& D  ]2 b0 O' a3 [5 @性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. ( N2 J7 R/ ^. X) V7 k. Z
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教之道:The way of learning it
% Z3 Z$ `8 d9 b4 C4 {4 ?0 ?# Y贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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3 p- T5 y9 X; X  \+ X昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng 7 \" z, S- @2 i, M0 G6 x3 C
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 7 H3 ]- _( v7 f! O: Y1 O

% f% v7 g4 m  U# r& T1 j' j  y, j子不学:If you don't study hard, 3 \* Z6 ?( X4 X: e: I7 V
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
0 b. ?* t5 h- V/ ]4 c/ o有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine ! P6 y+ L4 f9 _
教五子 All his five son took it
9 E0 @% K3 K& E名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
2 N' H& k; A9 C$ }* I父之过 It is all your fault.
! H) w7 q1 ~& ~6 Z! Q! \教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, 5 X3 C& r  i( y7 g- ~
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
2 S- M* {" M4 u9 M非所宜 but that is a real mistake
+ c. Y% K0 v, v1 h) o幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
4 H9 O8 ~& a6 G* W/ K3 T3 }2 q6 f老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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4 Y0 X2 v7 U& [+ _  {+ |玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, , W/ k  s! `/ K
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. 9 s( ^8 h6 C6 h$ d3 W  D( s" y
人不学 If you don't learn sex, : }; @- k) m* z' Q6 N% ^2 r
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
. M9 {* E" o, }: g3 n+ qFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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