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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. * y3 I4 D5 F0 Z: U
性本善:Sex is good.
3 m4 d( H' M/ Y& v/ A4 i! I性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
5 \) X% r" h  H/ }习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. $ y+ W, Q0 B, H) U) b) p
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
  ~4 x$ Z! `& U2 Q性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
7 B8 @3 H  G8 J3 k贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. 3 C& Z! f) ~* y' Q# y# P" p
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
* z4 n4 i8 n3 s' j8 i7 @择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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: t$ o$ h9 S6 s7 `/ c子不学:If you don't study hard,
0 r6 P# q. ^$ c6 i断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
. I/ k0 O/ b% }有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
6 ^8 i) X6 `7 ?$ B7 Z- N% h7 z6 s8 C0 s教五子 All his five son took it . q) P! [6 H7 J0 c6 ^% B! F. Z
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. 2 m% _/ C6 S/ x5 \( d) U

' v5 P2 Y2 W  @+ p( T6 e; M养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
/ Q) `1 e$ d6 P" f- W$ B* z父之过 It is all your fault.
, F: b5 v5 Q0 c# u教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, ) K0 P$ D) Z. N% N
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. : y0 N9 b' m, T  x( _; E2 m

6 T7 }/ R# g8 u- m( @子不学 You may refuse to study this
( w5 c( ^2 g3 j8 p% i) u非所宜 but that is a real mistake ; E# @6 j$ v% Z4 G4 o! l& `0 U8 E/ O
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
/ ~' E4 Z* i  Y老何为 you will lose your ability when aged 1 ]1 Z" e4 G! d* k0 [1 [3 W

% K4 C8 N9 Y' M' [$ c) |$ v玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
4 R+ r. z- U, T; `1 X: ~! Y不成器 It won't become hard and strong. ! f/ d- U9 v# k
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
# Z, j& G7 F; q& L不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!7 k& H3 k  p/ m2 Q# G: Q. A
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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