爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
/ _+ ]0 i0 q  Q: f2 x. B性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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, G, R/ D; |0 ^/ Q教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

+ Q/ o$ @7 G  \昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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3 ~+ |& S0 w7 R2 e子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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0 ?, j( {2 n3 r2 }& {0 y- j" X窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
' S  C6 q5 w( f& I, X" c教五子 All his five son took it
) Y, s! |/ E& p$ z& h+ [名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
3 h2 v. |+ h2 s- _# a父之过 It is all your fault.
4 ?7 F4 i2 m/ g* X; Z! \教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

' l' P! ]! F' j8 T+ k% V子不学 You may refuse to study this
4 b& |+ r) u! v* e' Z非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
, C& I; g* [: Y# V  B5 p: G! E老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
, S) R+ C7 ~) J& \人不学 If you don't learn sex,
' x& {2 m5 J# r9 A不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!