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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
  X5 ^+ [4 t0 D1 ?$ G. F* {+ z性本善:Sex is good.
$ U/ h" R4 N5 J6 O7 j* Q! b! {性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. , j% Q" f6 W8 ?( u4 z9 g  J7 ~4 K
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. , i# Z# L$ W6 o
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. 7 E7 }: M4 S" V, P0 ~  o8 Q
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. % t/ z1 w% g+ F/ a5 I
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教之道:The way of learning it 8 _7 }2 l% J, W
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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1 ?, y$ c( T$ w. j0 G% X* O$ M昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng % ?) t: J7 V' e/ j" S
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 7 n/ ]; o0 }( r2 }/ w
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子不学:If you don't study hard, & |9 C0 q+ B8 d% d# j/ l( B8 P
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. 0 M8 s8 Z' S$ j- Z) E

5 V+ o, M) ^0 m1 Y0 Y  J' l5 g! H窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
) s7 Y4 L$ q; ~  t% s有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
3 w; }. P6 q3 Y. y; |9 E, ^, h教五子 All his five son took it
+ t9 {' w, g8 p! l0 E名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
6 v3 s/ z% w! g! {5 A. C( [父之过 It is all your fault. ( ?9 U4 d- a, H2 t! Q# \: e5 Q7 F
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
5 G4 ?6 `( n9 ?/ Z* S! |6 ?" h2 J师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 3 F: y' \5 U; ?0 d! K
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
8 _7 w0 u3 ]$ ~, Q/ T/ k6 x非所宜 but that is a real mistake % J  s8 Z) q$ ~% @; B# {
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
' R' t# E5 z- O3 P4 U老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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8 q% ^  A. a% P  L玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
/ J* N) R! U1 f4 S$ p( [不成器 It won't become hard and strong. ! {% h  B# F, q! x
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
3 V# M  \* V' @+ i. I  w" F不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
- z3 V8 K  c$ @* X* \. WFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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