爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
+ o% Y- w$ q3 e8 |% i) h4 U性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
. D: e7 _8 R7 i" ?: R3 n8 l% ~习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
8 o, b; N: S, ]/ y" J5 O/ E性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

- `8 f2 d  T5 Q# ]( E昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
+ X4 k$ [7 |7 p3 L# D- F3 [择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

/ Z7 U, A1 K0 }* S% a  |子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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1 `3 P: m( }. p7 i养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
* E/ u7 i8 ~3 P" Q( L2 N, V父之过 It is all your fault.
8 F& z0 `# t- F1 h' ~; `9 y9 ]教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不学 You may refuse to study this
3 }( ?' M3 |5 F# s非所宜 but that is a real mistake
! u( y$ `0 K+ D& c9 C幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
* D: K/ O3 a6 B6 s8 A不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
4 c+ t9 R* X  p6 s人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
3 o! @. m/ j& t1 {, uFaint!!!!!!!!!!!