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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. $ G5 @- y  |3 F
性本善:Sex is good.
; K# v: s5 s5 J. p性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. / l) @& E) z. B9 j/ k5 D7 v
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
4 Z4 n1 B0 H, F( [. a6 \苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.   Z( x/ i- `% O2 V7 ]1 x
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. 1 v) T3 ?0 j( }

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教之道:The way of learning it
- l0 `5 a$ E5 R6 D贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. 4 h. i9 v% \8 F% i# Y/ @- X

; G( g3 ^/ u" |% ]' b; t) s  k昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng + v0 P, ~3 w- K  q' Y. a" v
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
; ]6 V" P5 O- l0 V/ \0 E- W. K断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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; o* }/ h: _2 M: \窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
1 b, J6 n( y# _. F! u有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine . Z! }$ O8 |2 S
教五子 All his five son took it
% U- W* N! A4 H+ [1 z% h+ g名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
9 B8 V% ~* q7 M" J2 x3 T3 i父之过 It is all your fault. ) N, x# Q- {1 l- `" i! s
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
1 K& m  D' v2 D0 e$ G! m2 Q师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
* B3 P4 q3 D' K: h! `. @2 C非所宜 but that is a real mistake
$ L. G  w( X6 ^2 Y, x  H( a幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
8 B1 O& O. F) E; E老何为 you will lose your ability when aged : r2 |9 F& L' U- z' Q+ j8 Z) c

! e* ?9 z: A4 N# ~玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
% {) l" D7 P4 }不成器 It won't become hard and strong. # W0 L2 W% g% e4 v7 r% \
人不学 If you don't learn sex, 8 j2 G: D+ |: D7 H. y0 x' x, m# n( H
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!$ i$ V0 r5 C+ o' {# A6 s; N
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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