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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. " h( k4 M4 I1 j2 P9 O0 F
性本善:Sex is good.
) F8 e: p5 e* N9 l% I性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. ; c8 O0 b4 z% A. {& i( M
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
% ]% E! I2 f4 A' _% ?5 N0 e& S* r苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. ' v: T  s) }. j) F3 e. s; P7 P
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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# h  n0 n  K/ ], u教之道:The way of learning it
1 {* g0 i; h* Q1 v贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. % ^9 G, C) |! ~

0 n; b, |+ Y/ J昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng 9 y! r' S2 C0 Q: g9 _8 Z
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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! `  \6 E& Z  n5 T+ V7 p& d1 @1 k子不学:If you don't study hard,
+ h" q/ g" O+ [断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
3 P8 {! o$ R6 N- k0 l有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
, @8 n5 }; i& M$ \教五子 All his five son took it + D2 z% z5 b( S9 y8 ~  X. [
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
2 a3 C( ]" y  K父之过 It is all your fault. . {: b. @% \) j' e
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
- a: o# [+ _& `师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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9 Q2 k7 d7 d/ D: G  T子不学 You may refuse to study this
5 _, u( j' ~, Q/ p非所宜 but that is a real mistake & g2 ]; _% `& o
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
; R% P5 Q% r: U" m, ?# b老何为 you will lose your ability when aged 1 L, U, G1 w# i4 X$ v) ?  H5 i

" ]+ i! c3 g1 `玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
0 i: P9 r8 |/ C7 M6 s  G  c不成器 It won't become hard and strong. 1 }5 C6 C9 D; t; u6 s
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
( Z2 {1 z4 w+ y6 t# j不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!' h" E' w1 c# X$ Z: K8 B9 M$ _
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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