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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. - r) I/ v$ }; @9 X% \8 `
性本善:Sex is good. # ~* y5 x2 z# |$ d! H* c
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
7 p$ D. v* f4 u% D+ o" x. {习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
) E$ Q  ~$ r* U7 Y/ l苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
: W0 h3 h- m6 z" y9 Z' F性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. # M: Y- B" r( e; @: i+ _* ~5 g

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教之道:The way of learning it , P3 A3 ]8 b& G3 E
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. 4 f" i  U" f8 [
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
" R; }/ f, t& e) C+ y1 a3 N% Z择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. ( p  v3 e1 X4 {

5 V+ m) P  R' m' l. B. w子不学:If you don't study hard, ( n$ Y8 n/ Z% |/ H1 E7 O" u
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. * A& i0 }/ `/ l5 R$ k, E7 j

5 @/ Y$ R* g0 W3 j0 C- f7 m窦燕山 Dou, the Famous 7 Y# Y% M) w$ n
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine   o) s2 o" x0 X' v4 o, L
教五子 All his five son took it 5 \9 N8 i/ s- W
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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  q  \9 ^0 N. i$ ?* g' u& y( d养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, % t7 F: X0 F, p0 w
父之过 It is all your fault. 3 R5 U4 L4 K- y( C
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,   v6 q4 l. p! {& Y+ I4 g- e4 R& O- _
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. + @! g, x1 {0 f- R- i
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
- s8 {0 f, S( R! h1 m& v- _非所宜 but that is a real mistake
5 z) A: f( b9 \! k3 S; G幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, 4 q& [5 ]8 l4 @
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged 1 N5 K  M  i: m9 x( _# U% ?
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
$ v" b/ {' g* s1 k- a不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
8 g$ z" c! j+ n4 I5 C6 h0 r  o5 ~人不学 If you don't learn sex,
# H7 U: Q0 {( K' @* T不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!+ w4 X+ d/ n' f0 I
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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