爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
7 j$ o3 V. W6 q3 }( `" Z性本善：Sex is good.
6 s; K! U2 ]8 f- H% Y# s0 z性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
- O6 \- Z# X# l2 F# v% Y3 U苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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教之道：The way of learning it
8 J3 A5 Y! @3 h: E) h! F, @# m贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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. G: p% P( {6 G9 G7 T子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
1 F) q" r  Q! g- S7 `# L" b, Y# P4 Y4 s有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

6 |; s7 {* {4 P- n5 ~养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
0 E3 ]8 B3 L3 D$ l. E; N师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

! `0 @7 r! [7 J) Q; ~$ |子不学 You may refuse to study this
6 i7 S0 U8 e0 M% ?, r& k3 j  f. i' Y& s非所宜 but that is a real mistake
! x4 K4 c. {8 E1 I; o! I/ W. M幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
4 \( }1 ?0 s6 W3 g1 B老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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) b" s+ A) U# x2 \6 Y玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
! z" B- ]- }$ c不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
6 }  L& {: t5 Z4 J/ P! D; G9 |不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!