爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
# T4 c/ M. [- r' _! C苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
& I- b1 \/ d' \8 M/ O: l7 x: _性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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  f$ K* _  t1 w4 C! ~教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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. L: P# D: n! N3 d8 B; C1 f昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
0 j" y  C0 b( V, K2 r择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

3 T, y% Q$ x6 S2 Q; V& J: [子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
9 B1 B- V: {; Q$ O% y) g2 Z* m( ?父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
. G" E. I0 _& J+ a2 y% x7 j- I9 j' X非所宜 but that is a real mistake
# f+ n0 v' {# [8 s: Y幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
% T1 \5 t3 `9 ^6 D. _老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
( P- c) h( h" t$ v不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!