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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. 0 s5 M; M( ^, \: L# n
性本善:Sex is good. ! S0 X! v! d  Y+ H( Z3 @, W/ Y
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. 8 d) g1 t, U6 ]  t  q9 L% l+ f
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
2 ]0 }. P, ^, c/ C苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
, L. h3 Y8 E1 A# i' h8 X5 I性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. * b" A" `6 f, J7 |& y8 s; i
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# B" U% b: B9 M. o9 B; w5 ]+ c% ?4 P教之道:The way of learning it " P7 W% R$ U# f
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng ; P6 P) Z7 O/ u4 N: [
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. ( d  ~) ~/ ~+ i

3 F0 C5 C) T+ ^  N! k; y子不学:If you don't study hard,
$ e- _+ t1 d( i+ [5 c) I* K6 b断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. & M, C' C6 P0 L7 F

9 h. J4 u; m' ^8 q$ }& {窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
/ o, r7 w# |( [有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine 9 K2 P. i. M) l! X7 D
教五子 All his five son took it
7 z( F% a9 b7 F# A! h8 b( {名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. . F. q4 r; d: Y+ e4 T( O) u% [
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
" e* N. O5 c( M( B4 n' B! m3 J父之过 It is all your fault. % W+ d' r7 M& X2 a1 [
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
' C/ W& }: k" }; D师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ' I3 f- p1 {: T5 ^
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
% v+ F! X" }+ \/ c& a8 S# L2 U/ l' q  R非所宜 but that is a real mistake 9 R) x. S+ C. m3 d9 V( `  T
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, 1 B1 V) R& h7 ^
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged 1 c/ N* k2 \8 [6 s
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
( p6 `; B: r$ r. Y不成器 It won't become hard and strong. ; C# Q9 t( L  o; E+ G
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
- `6 u' R) P  H. i不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
! Y0 c: N+ F' o, C1 F+ g% TFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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