爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
- D, p  o$ C: n# j# ?: g6 V性本善：Sex is good.
$ n* L* b4 L0 j+ j: Y) I性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
6 v' U4 Q+ T5 K习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
4 {6 ]; E* ^' P5 j苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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/ O' g6 [7 O( V: h9 Q教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
( j  ?  r! a! Z择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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0 o% a- @# W. Z. y窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
0 h2 l+ d5 p( V" D) N! M( y6 D有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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. W+ a! n- i: d* Z! Y* B养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
( D3 ]7 j: C3 z6 E& D! M) ?师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

! t+ {# Q; s/ u- u玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
. |* Z3 t) x# k+ `* M# R; {人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!