爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
2 z& v% b4 ~7 G1 ?- w4 a性本善：Sex is good.
( U  z  U$ B" U7 ]1 `' F性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


3 L" z# C" K) F( j6 g1 ?教之道：The way of learning it
* A& ?% \7 k3 \8 ~+ D3 T7 R贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

! C4 u3 L4 T) J昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
( t" Q6 S: D2 C8 f择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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9 {" F0 m9 j5 i2 Z: {子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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7 P+ i( V3 f7 @" [* H% P窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
8 K7 @! {9 J: T  u# {: z! x3 ^( U教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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$ L% d5 D9 _( j$ L' n5 c- G养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
, e8 F# \1 ~. y# f: h, x父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
) n8 a4 T$ }1 C师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

- k$ T% T2 g3 W& l, Y子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
3 }  `. @) T" T  _6 B( Y幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
2 C8 Z: H0 l5 W5 S! s老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
3 ?% |. y0 }$ e3 n! r5 E9 q  }不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
" C- s1 u6 G6 m人不学 If you don't learn sex,
4 ]+ a: f/ o. y不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
' U% c1 f8 a2 `4 zFaint!!!!!!!!!!!