爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
9 G0 |) P  Q5 K性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
4 m0 O* y, g4 w, d0 N: B苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


教之道：The way of learning it
) Q2 [* d4 U) Q贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
7 d4 m$ s9 p9 y3 n择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
1 @5 D" X6 w3 s2 q+ o有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

4 t- _4 |2 v7 M: C养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
% X9 \$ C7 ^  b1 `教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
6 K; V' R2 \" h; y% N* v5 C( y师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
/ U7 _9 k) L: T幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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3 s  E% |) y. x0 c7 G- N玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
5 N& c; B- L' H不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
5 q' t; Z- \3 B( k* m* @人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
5 p  ~3 t0 K$ ^2 KFaint!!!!!!!!!!!