爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
: M. b7 P, m5 ^2 X) i性本善：Sex is good.
1 U( L3 h( \9 r# Y性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
+ ^, N% m2 I2 r7 W习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
* c6 y7 t4 |1 b1 |( n7 Y" T苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


$ N' E. }* z8 G" n! U教之道：The way of learning it
7 A. E# g$ r# v2 u贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

- c5 p$ w: {7 t  [. ^5 p昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
5 D; J& N: H; M6 s9 J择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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! p% y! A8 r; R$ b9 K9 ~+ F养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
$ W7 t! Z, n0 f教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
! d9 V* d* _. B- E% ~师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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* k& s9 c- t5 `7 ~6 |子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
& C$ K$ S- C, l. L3 l1 h  {& K幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
7 A  r! l' Q( a2 K; ^% E老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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1 y( m( P- A/ M# C7 H! u3 q# Z玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
( ]' `7 e7 a7 Z% n# O不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
2 P6 U# [" p2 \# q7 M! D6 W不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
9 N) i. n" }$ u; k7 U' S$ gFaint!!!!!!!!!!!