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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. 7 g8 f( @( R; Z- x
性本善:Sex is good.
4 n& Q3 u" e) u* k/ c性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
( R* z2 N$ J% E5 P) Q习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. $ C: z6 k8 B& y
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. " ~6 X  k, m3 w, @; K
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. 5 h! M( s: o3 X/ N3 r0 A1 i5 R
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& |  C% r! \& c" \( C) A教之道:The way of learning it 2 e5 f3 F: d1 k1 N% ?
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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3 C! a) u2 N$ c$ ~( }昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng 7 ~- ]* L. ^( @9 R
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard, 1 \* a# S  `) t$ N- Q
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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$ R$ O$ ?) ^1 u% C! f窦燕山 Dou, the Famous 2 r7 {8 r! Q' w4 @
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine   O: [5 i( P( W+ z! n
教五子 All his five son took it
3 x* @. o' ?( w: N1 u名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
4 H% W. A* U! t, w父之过 It is all your fault. # t. v* E+ S- D" }- g: f3 t
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
  l+ B7 q5 z4 g( k& p4 {师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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$ l% C. L1 A8 `% i+ a子不学 You may refuse to study this 5 a$ P* D; n3 x* i
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
& l% B! T1 s  N& |8 S  D# N5 E% v+ }+ s幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
/ |1 E) {2 F) Z# H6 r老何为 you will lose your ability when aged * u/ x) G/ a1 M. ^
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
4 Y6 U# P: m; e4 p' ]不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
0 v* v; K5 D0 O# {4 u6 M" U% C; e人不学 If you don't learn sex,
9 W0 h8 s0 p0 o0 @不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
% I& j  d! W+ Q5 B, s( V4 gFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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