爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
0 U6 Q+ n# [$ Y, D" B/ i* l+ ~6 m性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
) T; r8 A) {: T1 k) o$ f+ p苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

/ t% k" x4 Z* c8 C7 ]昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
! f- A& |+ L- f: S择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

  \$ w6 u, r! i2 n7 J+ \; _子不学：If you don't study hard,
* |+ z+ M8 X" @3 b+ p断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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+ @5 n5 R0 s, m养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
5 L  c; `! `  P( s  N教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
4 u7 y. {/ ]7 M, n9 C师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
7 a8 B/ U; f8 X, N幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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# ]6 F1 F" |8 M$ I玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
# C* m- O3 P7 f" H2 `" ~不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
+ [" \' u7 z0 M& Z0 t# f$ N9 Y8 }Faint!!!!!!!!!!!