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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
$ Z1 H4 C) x4 c性本善:Sex is good.   g* O$ Z5 R: V; f$ i5 O
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
" _$ R  t. U8 t5 u( K$ O2 ]. K习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
/ V" i) Z; }- @7 ], w, t; O6 I苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. . I& }8 K1 e2 ~; y
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it / f9 _* N7 _  S3 ~; l
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. % s5 T( b/ ~( o

  t2 q, v2 b  o( _昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng * p5 B/ L% w; w: q5 Y! f3 ^  j
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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- T+ u6 _. A- K& n: `3 N子不学:If you don't study hard,
  m5 z( v1 K$ D; K% w9 P断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous ; v+ N3 O, l& d! j. m
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine # s: Y  y( s# m$ P& _+ ]$ C* r
教五子 All his five son took it - n; Z( G2 P& k( Z8 ]
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. $ D8 H7 \$ P( d$ Y8 q+ z  y
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
/ W+ k! Y* E! F8 g6 F  ]父之过 It is all your fault.
' h2 o& M% D6 S: M教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, + C) s% v5 T" y7 j* f# {" h
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. % v! g6 A! P( @9 F
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
4 z/ \2 S$ W: p8 H% v1 Y非所宜 but that is a real mistake
) @% T# ]9 t( |幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, - m  G6 ~& b3 Y* H
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
" c6 Y; y0 \* |不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
, a! M, }6 H6 ^  w) u人不学 If you don't learn sex, + L" Z8 C+ j* B' a: ?* ?5 O; @
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!: W2 G! z0 W7 P2 c! W3 i2 D
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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