爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
, d# P% [- D7 [) h" g" D性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
* l0 Y' ^! q8 G- D3 z8 m, q: ^; [& n0 p习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
$ V& A" J( S7 A  l) R' G3 r性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


$ g" V! `* `( j4 V教之道：The way of learning it
  t5 ^+ M) ^4 d: s# Z& y8 ?, m贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
; L- a+ m5 W- _择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
1 ?# u0 W; |, M5 X/ i断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

" G! L& t" T# y; n窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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) J% @1 A8 B, v养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
, z7 }6 _7 A7 \! c4 x' q9 I父之过 It is all your fault.
6 Q( W, n! L9 S# g教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
' a2 F# {! G- N4 A  R! Y不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
1 @! ~3 g. b: y* L人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
& {) h( E0 |& t2 W2 ?# zFaint!!!!!!!!!!!