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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.
3 ?1 F. ?/ R" l性本善:Sex is good. 4 o/ r+ x6 G5 u: b0 _# x! X
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
* Y3 S7 I/ Y/ n7 c. r2 A习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
# o2 d5 }; j4 `3 L: Y5 V3 |" d苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. , T2 j5 g. x0 ~* L2 o7 v
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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3 w6 c( J& |1 W. m  g教之道:The way of learning it ! i, W6 z8 u3 t' F5 u$ B
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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2 m! o, e4 g8 ^8 h6 e9 Y昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
# }7 N: r! H1 [3 Y; i4 x  a择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 1 |( [# [1 F  ~6 b5 l2 g1 o" m
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
. {) K8 j6 _/ T7 o9 _断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.   J! t, ~& W0 L0 m( J" w# u& D

7 Z) {% D% ]! r窦燕山 Dou, the Famous ) f) N, Q8 i6 y/ J6 _3 W* k% p
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
5 _# l( v% y* ^* w; p1 A教五子 All his five son took it & K' ^' u: G8 G, o+ T  K
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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4 t" G; C$ `' P- o养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
! s- K* s* h  D0 ?. G5 g* X, M2 p父之过 It is all your fault. * c; X5 R; A3 q
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, - W* i5 m; v, }9 g* I# p
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. % s" }9 p# e; {% n3 [
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
4 u7 O; A; I6 X非所宜 but that is a real mistake
; u9 \. y; \* d5 L' B幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
8 h7 [3 Z9 l( J* K9 q老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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% I, c9 r4 U8 E/ O玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, # _! z4 `" Z. `1 O$ B' Q
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. / a. z# ], Y2 v( @  [
人不学 If you don't learn sex,   _/ h0 Z& t+ G6 E
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!3 h  k: N. a% S( G
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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