爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
! ], |3 {6 L$ c) n" _习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


教之道：The way of learning it
$ K. t9 j3 V/ `" o% o贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

7 ?5 H6 C/ k$ g* F1 `3 v昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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/ Z. I6 b/ h9 a, H子不学：If you don't study hard,
/ C4 j! X$ J4 s断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
5 w7 v6 n, j6 K. e& C0 h& J有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
* p) v" `" l+ Z& E9 E5 Z$ \父之过 It is all your fault.
$ A! z9 F; t6 Z+ e. ~8 M. }教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
' y/ G, @' y9 L7 D% M; G, x师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
  U7 i( L7 n6 H8 t9 b4 W; Y% Z老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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; {( i, T* m: q- \  t8 |8 c/ u玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
# P' i/ P# R( b  F* `) W人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!