爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
' h) S5 u3 C5 h  C. h/ H; t性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
4 Z3 e0 z* r3 y苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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/ `8 C  |3 V5 J' x) X( Q8 T教之道：The way of learning it
2 l7 ^, _. Z1 S: B( K% D贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

* r. Z3 Y& F  w昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
, M( r* |% \; ]( P7 }. V择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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/ J$ ]! x$ b" o子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
  z5 Z  q5 Y. d! y; @9 R+ d有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
6 \! h/ m$ }3 r. f4 t7 r7 J教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
/ R3 F. X: {0 h0 g# X/ y) y! _教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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+ L$ K5 L# u; r7 o子不学 You may refuse to study this
7 c4 {5 H( [& K+ Q0 i非所宜 but that is a real mistake
- P" `! ^# u" i& R8 V3 q2 |幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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- Y, J* Z6 V, A* ^玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
+ k  I" _" v% b+ v3 V; V不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
/ F1 b5 }' b% ?; y2 _4 n" k, Z人不学 If you don't learn sex,
2 W6 L, ~" E7 \2 f/ U不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
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