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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. 4 R) \; U  m! g. ^
性本善:Sex is good.
) Z9 v' |, r6 y( T- ^  L性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
2 N7 z2 f7 t: O7 e" h- F习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. : c" C& Q& J3 `2 ^/ r2 e
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. 4 @: w7 u$ [* t
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. + ^; o! x7 u4 n7 I$ C

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' T( x; m% D* t% T9 g/ ]教之道:The way of learning it
% G; o: ~7 m& H0 M2 C. H贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
0 E' l0 S  f6 t择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. , x# t0 O9 W8 I0 D( y' N

& Z% U( C" }. D! Z子不学:If you don't study hard,
5 _. s) ]" V8 D断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous ' ^7 Y5 P& d: V( O3 P
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine % g) e) _3 U- n" r3 I; v1 A
教五子 All his five son took it   n8 Y% Z. V5 B) D( y
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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6 x5 s* R, ^" u; O3 }, d+ n养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, 8 L0 Y; e+ s: u' D7 ]) [2 I
父之过 It is all your fault. " v. D) k5 I! u# g
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, 3 M: ]/ i$ y# V% c9 c. n" F4 Q
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
3 q- a+ ~+ t0 G2 Y( t( T# Q- U/ [非所宜 but that is a real mistake
  H- v5 S1 ~6 b7 i0 K幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
, Q; y2 M) K, p老何为 you will lose your ability when aged % _1 P; B1 R8 v: @+ n* }7 c# |

( j+ f# y  ~2 ]  J7 o- s玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,   K% A1 ?# ?4 |5 R/ q
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
! R$ r# @2 L& J9 {" ?" |3 g  k人不学 If you don't learn sex,
# a) f" \' t: }不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!8 f$ c% w/ f2 d* y9 P3 y
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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