爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
1 y4 I+ w" F2 t- w- ~1 o/ _苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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6 \; ?; t* s8 C- n( e教之道：The way of learning it
/ X& ?5 L. \5 `贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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) G) e! m$ h9 E$ V* H$ ]  ?: G1 @子不学：If you don't study hard,
( h5 @. W; \; O4 V断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

* l5 j1 \$ W8 e& `' I* Q6 M窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
/ m! c  j/ K. b1 X1 P父之过 It is all your fault.
' W# a3 ^: E% t2 G1 u; P: ?5 u教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
  X7 _! u8 b$ [  y- E- ~师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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) d" t$ {; B$ z5 i子不学 You may refuse to study this
( Z0 Q" x! W  K  b: k非所宜 but that is a real mistake
) N0 Q1 e- d$ m  B幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
  V, x2 ?! p. P9 Y/ D老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

6 a6 `' Z$ ~9 C( D3 J7 _, ^* c- _9 H玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
, |0 ]8 h7 X. e, s不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
3 |6 @0 v) X* _6 }5 k! W% x0 `% {人不学 If you don't learn sex,
3 w; }8 h2 v. i不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!