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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.
% x5 o8 k& \8 W; A) l$ ]: `9 R& m# c性本善:Sex is good. ) S+ y, p, P+ o, @5 _; ]4 N
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. 7 H1 d7 l' v# I; v6 J
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
0 W+ a7 L4 q$ c5 {苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. ' O" B8 H" k/ Y  ~2 M: z$ c
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. $ k8 k3 R* [, V3 g; D8 d$ d4 U3 p
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教之道:The way of learning it % Q$ e$ w! P1 g2 T2 M
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. + }! o# W1 {0 L: c4 s

6 D" V6 q8 A1 z) B* r2 A! i昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
% m- K" u6 T( M5 n- }- L0 d择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 8 [/ q  G+ h3 g/ G0 ?

3 N- |1 S, _6 C子不学:If you don't study hard,
( [& ]7 R# z  K& D1 M) X: ?; W断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. ! N3 I5 J: C' ~' w

$ c3 Y% L$ \2 u8 A% I8 A" v2 o窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
# }, z, P% F# t$ o有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine , J% }* ^' u8 v$ N
教五子 All his five son took it * a% @# s* [9 Z" s/ W0 G4 ]7 ~
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
- Z: U/ n9 R7 {7 B' l8 |7 N* g. v父之过 It is all your fault.
% Y9 B4 l2 X- r1 E1 d' s2 u教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, 4 m. q8 v6 q: v7 }- c/ z
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. , r; @( i$ m+ r/ g$ z* S
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子不学 You may refuse to study this - q  O2 n! p) O1 x" m$ a3 F2 _! m
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
6 y/ E6 x$ P# Y. m/ ^. J/ M幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
% n& h6 M$ Q' D7 [老何为 you will lose your ability when aged - L/ T2 ]( _+ _$ b3 A

/ M/ w& E  @- W; P玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
( i: w5 ]1 Z2 \/ Y. x! x- e- W4 {不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
! ~! G; a/ v. ?6 ~! c, n5 c人不学 If you don't learn sex,
7 n6 x6 J3 b6 |. |7 {7 }, k4 F; F/ _不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!0 m* m& G% X* t; b1 |& _
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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