爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
$ P) O6 ^7 a$ a3 w性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
5 q3 i% D9 x  ~$ \# [7 t1 d习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
; E9 A! n) d: z, f苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


; l& n7 z1 a0 m6 ~* Q* y: P教之道：The way of learning it
1 N9 i% D$ d; `, N$ i! l贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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- @9 [5 `# R# E" o" ~  e% Z9 H昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
( m8 u, `3 k6 t/ v择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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* h, t, s& g0 X1 `4 d2 ^+ o子不学：If you don't study hard,
0 g+ n9 S8 C+ A# V; q( s. k4 ^断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

  C+ ^1 c( S* u3 _窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
! L( q9 {  i" ^  j8 A2 p4 L  x有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
. v' n: v* W4 L# Y5 A( [5 A2 d1 f教五子 All his five son took it
; I4 q$ e* p5 L名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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4 t5 z9 ^2 y( [; ]: w& Z* y养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
8 `( q- x6 s( `; a3 S4 x父之过 It is all your fault.
+ v1 r7 z/ ]) v  m, S& `教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
7 Q( B' Z& r1 c9 r, v- f) f师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不学 You may refuse to study this
6 G. H2 ?% \: |6 c非所宜 but that is a real mistake
' A: E$ V0 ]" ]3 N2 ?4 D" Q幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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2 T0 t9 Z2 Q1 }, o2 D2 p玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
9 S0 s0 k& r, r. I& p不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
9 k! g# i$ c  T0 l4 \不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
6 h. Y, Q0 @+ S( x) L8 BFaint!!!!!!!!!!!