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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.
) L" D! u- s  A& N+ a性本善:Sex is good.
4 J. ?5 o( y8 {; V9 w6 {+ s性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
0 V5 n( ^+ z+ m& b4 b习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
6 V" t  z/ v4 }9 U苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. ; b, O! ^: J4 S0 R
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it ) }2 n# a) ^/ `! k. h$ J+ m
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. + D1 D: p% J! i  v" Q( a

  ?) j4 ]6 L5 V3 k- c+ ?* l. i昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
, f- y( e$ S9 r9 Z  j0 X择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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3 |* X, `0 D$ W$ s4 S5 D  X: M子不学:If you don't study hard,
6 i4 S3 s3 c0 c$ Z7 P7 ~# O/ i断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous $ Z5 C& n' {/ \6 Z2 e: Z
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
, D7 e9 F" N+ h1 X) J教五子 All his five son took it - i: e! j8 q9 y& x" g) z
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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) E, r  Y+ Q4 }1 _! B; o养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
% [( g; E% v( e* t! v. s& G0 O父之过 It is all your fault.
$ P% P. o6 ?$ X9 j% Z! n6 z教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, ) J7 m4 o  A% b" _4 y
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 1 v3 v" p1 e) l9 |

& n# V# o1 ~( j) x- m% e8 v子不学 You may refuse to study this
+ t: r. o1 K2 _" a" z- h; Q非所宜 but that is a real mistake
7 \8 C+ I+ e0 D( u! c幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, : j0 n1 C' T1 A! E* N7 T! [  a$ [
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged 9 Z6 ~, L2 S% M, C# ~% |+ Z
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
: R" Z, U! Y7 p, D不成器 It won't become hard and strong. 6 \5 d: o2 F# G' B1 {
人不学 If you don't learn sex, ' Y* S6 {# j/ [  O8 e8 `! P. ]
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
" M0 Q8 {' y2 B* i4 qFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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