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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.   s8 N2 b; b* q4 ~
性本善:Sex is good.
$ L, d4 R/ P, d9 |5 u8 U性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
) P8 o% B- B$ E7 X( a  k% J6 j习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. & R6 F3 O7 @/ r& ~& T& @
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. , j4 j+ z8 q, ~# m* n/ K# g
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. , v  {# S/ H% ~3 G# D; ^

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教之道:The way of learning it ) X4 b$ g4 P) Y/ b
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. 7 ?/ G2 k- A; E0 L. B
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng . h  M" @* q+ A3 k) h9 S' Y
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. " G+ ?: `0 e( l% q# o
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子不学:If you don't study hard, " e* Z: J. R. k2 _
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous . Y: a) n9 ^# E- r7 `7 x0 r, o. d
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
' g: b2 m* I4 u8 e9 p! a! p教五子 All his five son took it ( {5 a  k9 \1 X/ p% i
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
& ~6 u- f. Z% W1 L0 A8 g- M父之过 It is all your fault. - e4 O& m7 r& M" ]: @$ ?& p
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
2 `. C+ q1 F7 c师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. # n7 Q3 `- ]" n& W# S' ]
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
' j* \0 b/ ?$ b. M非所宜 but that is a real mistake
* l" X1 \8 V8 r% ^9 C幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, # K& g$ X4 I" A2 ~+ I
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, ( O& R; r8 E4 J! x
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. 2 W% \1 Q0 [4 W  q$ m
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
. m% f) V3 T! M0 ]! W" l& A不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
, k* r4 ^0 H% b0 \: c3 aFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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