爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
' z* e# J$ Y) ]7 j# ?( N性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
1 M+ g6 H) X! K# T& F, R9 g2 g苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
' \& T9 M9 U& l* ?3 R性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


' {8 _2 r( C# D+ g4 w! o( r: o教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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6 n4 \0 a4 n' a昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

+ ?3 m( ?* R0 w5 N1 [" n7 C$ q窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
* I3 ^* P; k. x5 Y4 g父之过 It is all your fault.
* C) g5 E4 W6 H  B) L4 W0 N教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

6 o' L2 d" u. T8 k% e9 n* J9 H, f子不学 You may refuse to study this
9 p( p- _& I9 [) B非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

( I) c& c* @$ h7 J; W玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
: ^* q2 D& q; V( K. k) _不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
0 u4 b0 Y! R( n! y: s0 E" ]5 a' V; {人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
8 T- d; B. X4 k6 ^Faint!!!!!!!!!!!