爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
! p$ t0 w, Z( g  C- X性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
" T# U6 H0 S& A+ K# e( Y9 l4 w习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
* c. U% H- O% w苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
- s3 C  l& c3 Q9 \! u性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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* T. B4 ^( y; q# W; F9 B教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

! i1 E% q1 \* W7 }- y3 f9 V: j# D0 m昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

9 n& \6 \+ U) y子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
) |) d- J' P& L' E有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
6 H5 W0 X  a! [$ }$ ^% x教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
* u; o* F  E% v: p( c% [父之过 It is all your fault.
$ a- }% e! C& _' G4 J" C) m教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
, u9 E6 M" n4 u$ J$ o师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
' G# I9 h: _- G9 L. Y" @非所宜 but that is a real mistake
) T$ y5 `" V8 E6 ]+ Q' {) B幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
7 T; M: @: f  O5 x. i老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
) [7 _! F) m, a  h9 T: z; _不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
* A2 W- u) p$ w5 o* X3 Y3 L不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
2 }6 N7 m* m# h/ g& q2 q0 ]Faint!!!!!!!!!!!