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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. ( a5 U$ Z" b: Y6 z& ?0 t$ c( ~
性本善:Sex is good. 2 O& P5 z$ G# {' M
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. 3 L% `  b& ~* x2 u# t# X8 C3 b
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
4 I* W$ j8 u* H5 V. x! b6 A苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. , I2 h6 ?5 v% z) p
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. 0 [8 h- a. S: F3 K  \* k

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+ V# |% }1 B6 Y& h教之道:The way of learning it
, ~, X+ m0 N# i5 E+ G6 s- ~  R' U贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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6 |4 z. ?, G+ i昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng % f: v( b) G1 N2 J1 `1 x% v: P
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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/ b6 d9 f0 S! l8 a, D  u0 M) D子不学:If you don't study hard, ! j) Q, D8 R# M( H/ C- r
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. $ D  ?+ v' i4 ?: l
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous " t# h4 S7 o2 [& w, m. S9 w/ _
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
3 E) Q1 h5 \. H0 A% b教五子 All his five son took it
7 Z5 s! B( \$ k名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, ( p2 c) y4 [; a& v. U9 p0 Q  z
父之过 It is all your fault.
, [3 y8 t1 \0 X4 s  X6 ^  P教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, 2 V4 h; n1 e6 n% d1 g
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 2 W0 _! A7 ]* a9 u. S
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子不学 You may refuse to study this 1 P4 d: O+ g5 ]1 \
非所宜 but that is a real mistake 0 O6 n) D  T. b: B9 A
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
# p0 u$ A. e8 m7 O9 K老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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; o- @5 m, ^5 s  g! F0 g玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, . B, W) g8 Q( g) s
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
) n% c* y+ }4 Q) t$ c. r2 F人不学 If you don't learn sex, 7 U# s4 L: ~0 Z7 s* m; k1 B
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!% M0 R5 ~; H; w) ^2 G0 Z- M
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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