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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.
9 |  E' K$ M1 Z" o; `+ T, r性本善:Sex is good. 7 \  C' K. U( q6 g' Z
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. # ]+ Y# G. Z0 e- E% J
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. & B& |$ S+ Q9 g) |5 ?+ f
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
4 o& N3 A  y4 f/ K性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. 7 `% ~6 W/ V- r( e4 ~# A

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教之道:The way of learning it
8 |: Q3 u: m9 ~5 P# L4 v- e贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. 4 J" r: p' ^3 E7 O6 I7 V" R
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
5 |* w$ @  u5 q; S7 z' _: {择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
& }& H8 r! `' d断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. 2 g- k  m4 a" v* I, N

/ b2 ^" _' I7 d/ S4 t5 A窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
4 h9 W3 q- V1 u# Y9 q有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine . d/ i  @- l; p% x4 a; P
教五子 All his five son took it 7 @$ ]. a) J+ y( c# R
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, * Z$ d7 J9 g, n) g7 u) A$ r
父之过 It is all your fault. 3 L3 N  ^* t; e6 s
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, : W8 g/ _. a6 [; P
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
! p' d1 ?" J8 ]& b, j5 k非所宜 but that is a real mistake 9 Z5 a. n  N! l9 I# r) ~, f8 G8 y
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
- e* E! g1 h4 Y+ G( m0 o- u) [% {老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, / U4 m* E: m  ^. S& e8 [
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. * Q) N+ m% Z9 c& ?: ~* n& i, e
人不学 If you don't learn sex, % \$ T3 S6 N: d
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!+ K* s9 y$ b$ M, t
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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