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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
) C8 @: P; ^; F0 x2 `性本善:Sex is good. % o. d; r' [! S: S
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. ! Z$ h' B: P5 E7 G
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
) _! V% ~4 r; R+ X; T# h+ E苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
$ r0 s9 G8 }( l! G性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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2 J  C2 L4 z  |' V0 }$ _$ H; ~3 B! [教之道:The way of learning it 0 ^( T, J' e! a
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. - k1 ?0 y9 }6 }& j7 R

4 B2 |3 t4 c0 U  ^6 y' z; T2 m  l  R昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
  z9 z* ^, n# r% Z1 t% I择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. + M+ h8 W" T" K: w  b2 F
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子不学:If you don't study hard, 3 G7 r3 j* U5 d' H
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous & v8 ~$ r: v5 E  f6 c. v
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
2 z, c4 Y: {! Y4 V) h" M教五子 All his five son took it
, K: A5 E: L; B3 ?% K名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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9 w3 t5 S* S- \4 V养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, 2 T+ l- P, Q/ Z* }3 X
父之过 It is all your fault. 8 d8 m1 T. y5 }- @! S( \2 N
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, 4 E. t, m1 `  m5 b, N$ K4 z
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ! }5 U' y9 \2 i3 x4 O' U
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子不学 You may refuse to study this ( r( q) X( P6 Z  A( t/ x* e; H
非所宜 but that is a real mistake : I# U  p/ n4 {$ X* F
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
& Q. w# B  F! V, m. H( |+ K7 @老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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& L1 f; _0 U! u- z0 ]( \玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 3 ^0 g9 U' @' o* N
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. % u3 N7 H( u7 }. A& d  M
人不学 If you don't learn sex, - V) q2 q6 m& E9 x
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
6 S0 H) }# k" b2 h8 AFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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