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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life. $ T# V% a* q2 r3 M4 H
性本善:Sex is good.
+ _5 v4 ]: N& S4 t5 F性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
3 Z5 x9 O  [" x: o( n4 g6 P习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
" F6 L# M% g4 C' i. m8 B$ R8 e苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. " h! s* C  J  X$ M. A
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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: l# Q( y6 N5 Y) j& E9 C1 f教之道:The way of learning it ! p8 E& F8 _) r! M5 M* z& D
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
7 s. ]9 a, Q% K: r5 O7 a择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.   p$ @4 {$ \" Q: c

4 G6 a# Z& _8 f1 x9 i* E" l子不学:If you don't study hard, 9 a) G1 e; _' p4 n% Z$ v
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.   w6 B2 v/ b& Q+ c# o; q- B

1 P4 k3 b0 }" U6 ]窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
7 m0 D  g+ U' V, H有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
. \" k; o9 J0 o& |" M- X8 z' f; P4 _' a教五子 All his five son took it
- S! e! c" L/ I; B3 n) w名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. 6 A! H- x  H( M$ |. {4 R

# S$ K3 W; c3 F7 X养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, 1 V, S# Y1 L) B' G  ?
父之过 It is all your fault.
  Y0 j$ S/ O5 q3 u5 M教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
2 E  F" R! r/ B. f1 k; b# Y0 m* R师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
1 c; G: F8 r+ F非所宜 but that is a real mistake
2 M8 N6 J2 U. A幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, * M, h; _+ _( X# n! m0 J4 x
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 9 n" W+ q0 r2 q: U9 X3 [4 L. `
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
; r" c7 Q- c* f* |' c- D人不学 If you don't learn sex, 5 K9 d- K) r5 H" c/ V
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!0 J4 {: L) f1 W& O( p; K
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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