爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
$ L, d4 R/ P, d9 |5 u8 U性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
) P8 o% B- B$ E7 X( a  k% J6 j习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

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教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
' g: b2 m* I4 u8 e9 p! a! p教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
& ~6 u- f. Z% W1 L0 A8 g- M父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
2 `. C+ q1 F7 c师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不学 You may refuse to study this
' j* \0 b/ ?$ b. M非所宜 but that is a real mistake
* l" X1 \8 V8 r% ^9 C幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
. m% f) V3 T! M0 ]! W" l& A不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
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