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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.
% [6 |) ^, y9 J9 t性本善:Sex is good. ( @3 l* x. ^- b2 E3 L3 A8 N
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
) ^: U& Y, g4 ~8 Y$ e& Q9 v习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
! ~# D4 ~2 m- P; J1 y) G6 r苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. + H7 w5 y  P% [4 O; N" _  _) Q
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. 2 D  r8 t/ `4 ^. l. ~/ P7 u7 F  Y
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, z! ?& B, D$ W! e! e/ z0 P) V教之道:The way of learning it ( O9 D& `5 ~+ Y0 L) Z7 r  a% K2 Y
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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0 v0 P% n) A4 Z% t# J# s  r昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
6 k3 Z; M1 q8 K# N6 n择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. % e$ _+ h$ ~1 f. Q5 ?+ n& o2 A
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子不学:If you don't study hard, * A5 c- G: y: j" R0 s7 ]* G  V
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. ! O& X$ h. A* R
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous   s( t3 \! G; e' Z8 g* E+ }' Q* k; i; C0 b
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine / b. j8 d" M+ R$ [
教五子 All his five son took it
7 V& {2 i! M; n& ^8 e& b0 {* G4 k名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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  S* ?- R+ e8 g( K养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, 8 d, Y4 ]4 Z3 Y! i4 M* g# k4 m4 C1 K
父之过 It is all your fault.
2 |5 I6 f/ t- |4 b9 W2 b7 n2 k教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, 2 |& c8 S8 Y" s, A
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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+ n, j9 G" B8 s0 L" v& ?! o子不学 You may refuse to study this + u" W- D  e5 }+ x2 K9 [( `
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
. G+ p0 c+ L/ y1 f幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, * t' I, [; \) V6 \% e9 O( ?
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged 7 F3 q5 D, N. _+ o* y0 Q

/ G' a0 H$ g8 V5 j- L+ P玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, ( \; S. k3 w/ \* h
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
8 \/ t8 c$ Z  O人不学 If you don't learn sex,
6 M: q9 z  |/ w" k( o, G- T. S. Q不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
2 D2 d7 n) O& G  L, R& S9 L- jFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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