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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
. G/ i3 F0 A) ]" M) l性本善:Sex is good.
2 T' C9 z/ U- V& o4 W) k/ _性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
6 l2 q5 A+ b; R; y$ D) [( Y习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. 3 M$ F! ]& H* m7 K9 J9 [& ^6 e
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
9 u- @& k5 H* y0 ]; n性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
; x) Y9 A$ q+ Y1 A( T9 g贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. & Q  D' s6 E) o9 a. v6 a# l4 T. p: {
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng 5 K3 p0 ?& V& \& Q! ?7 z
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. & h/ f+ w' R! G0 Y! }) X" X, v
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
, H0 s+ }* |$ y, `6 m; V- T* O断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
. J5 Y  n9 A8 Q$ L! A  ~, \  O, B# `有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
# k3 ]1 a3 g( @. S: O- p9 q教五子 All his five son took it
- W/ d1 l, L9 q8 Z; X1 ~+ H& {名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, 4 y+ w+ S& B5 Q0 z% }" X
父之过 It is all your fault. 6 S& m8 h) Z* x5 [& `1 G( N7 L
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
. N$ O- w; |" K( G' A. {) V, m% B2 Z师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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, F* A9 _5 N) @, A7 {) A子不学 You may refuse to study this , Z$ Z( D2 \- f/ }/ B
非所宜 but that is a real mistake 3 Y( u$ K/ e) U) R1 B
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, # U. q& h6 q6 {$ g. I
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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) H& Q6 Z) ^4 J+ M9 f/ @. I9 j- \玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
1 M( j4 E% R9 J5 O  \0 Q/ s! Z( J, {不成器 It won't become hard and strong. . Y; p! `7 O, U
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
: b5 F4 N7 `: h) x# y+ z' V不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!; J2 Q8 |% V! V6 Q, n2 f
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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