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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. " H! b, q! @. f8 m& R
性本善:Sex is good. * ~1 \3 b& n1 |( ~
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.   H& o& l: a# ]
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
1 y4 I+ w" F2 t- w- ~1 o/ _苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. ) Y4 Q6 w, m% @" a/ d
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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6 \; ?; t* s8 C- n( e教之道:The way of learning it
/ X& ?5 L. \5 `贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. ; M: s$ v8 \* @& [- ^* \. F3 |
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng 9 d4 J# L& |! E
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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) G) e! m$ h9 E$ V* H$ ]  ?: G1 @子不学:If you don't study hard,
( h5 @. W; \; O4 V断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. . N+ u5 y7 p, g, w8 y# t

* l5 j1 \$ W8 e& `' I* Q6 M窦燕山 Dou, the Famous 3 N% D5 q* ?& @, {9 o
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine $ J% K: [& o0 D6 n
教五子 All his five son took it   J$ e2 e; C) H' j
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. 9 T' v. ?, r7 Y) t) `2 [) l& o4 l6 D' R
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
/ m! c  j/ K. b1 X1 P父之过 It is all your fault.
' W# a3 ^: E% t2 G1 u; P: ?5 u教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
  X7 _! u8 b$ [  y- E- ~师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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) d" t$ {; B$ z5 i子不学 You may refuse to study this
( Z0 Q" x! W  K  b: k非所宜 but that is a real mistake
) N0 Q1 e- d$ m  B幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
  V, x2 ?! p. P9 Y/ D老何为 you will lose your ability when aged . T6 T2 d- {! H  E

6 a6 `' Z$ ~9 C( D3 J7 _, ^* c- _9 H玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
, |0 ]8 h7 X. e, s不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
3 |6 @0 v) X* _6 }5 k! W% x0 `% {人不学 If you don't learn sex,
3 w; }8 h2 v. i不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!7 v1 y* _) b* Z& P
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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