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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
) p. f1 C- Y3 B" X" X6 f性本善:Sex is good. 3 c% A2 R; L2 ]& |7 x/ N
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. + v* s: x) ~% S6 ^/ W2 u) i3 w
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. % |4 B3 b- H2 E7 h. t/ S8 ^) B
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. + J9 ~0 a5 o8 t% v; w$ ^) O
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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2 }: j) c6 x; p6 j9 x- O教之道:The way of learning it 8 L9 ~. X* d1 S& N
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. " f& z2 d- l+ y/ M( E

! r- k3 S& l6 b) t' |. a昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
8 t3 z- c; H! r4 l3 b8 D择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 7 f) H- v2 U. ?
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子不学:If you don't study hard, 3 Y0 b. ]  s) }8 g+ ]: ~1 Y
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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' Z" h, ?+ {% ?7 g+ n" B窦燕山 Dou, the Famous 6 k" r+ u5 I0 c3 i
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine ' {7 p" m  O3 p; H6 S* h  t- G. r
教五子 All his five son took it
+ `# D1 E4 f: _2 M% R6 W名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
/ F* r1 g0 q: m* ^: o1 v父之过 It is all your fault.
, v& {- Q9 q2 A  z) m! z8 w& _. c教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, # l# K6 H3 ^% U. v
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 6 i1 O) m) M  J8 [

/ `+ w' R3 c. m: o/ k+ J8 I子不学 You may refuse to study this 5 z. ^! F6 M* c8 i
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
: j7 G/ F+ z# g) ~5 e$ f0 w7 E& J幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
3 a$ ]& |+ ?9 [老何为 you will lose your ability when aged 6 }- C  q* |& J
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
8 ]7 s$ l& S7 i不成器 It won't become hard and strong. 7 ~* V$ _. Q5 x3 |  T
人不学 If you don't learn sex, : s* X. B# c+ ^6 t
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!+ k- t( ^9 Y$ N& c+ m# D
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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