爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
: v0 H: }7 w/ v3 j) X# b/ r性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


7 q( W5 ^2 \" W* |教之道：The way of learning it
+ ^" x: s9 |. c8 L8 |贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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* h, z- X* W1 Y( ~$ k) K昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

# R% Q, M0 R: r1 g* M子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

  s! Z4 q' g) J3 N" y窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
3 s* }7 \% G$ q, K# ~* N教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

/ h: `/ e, P# O4 P养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
1 n, \! K% {% z5 D& s父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
" E/ G6 [/ |. Y' N# I" d& Q" {幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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  q" g. P5 a% \( U玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
% q: L" @  N% M% b, o( w- T4 P不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
) Z" M2 f; v8 Y; [4 N! ^# e/ ^人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!