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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. 6 s7 Y5 i' k. H' Q, c# s
性本善:Sex is good.
! X/ W: B. s0 N5 {1 c性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
- P( n% b6 m" M& I9 K# E1 C7 A, \习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. ! v0 H5 U" r1 J+ T! u
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. ( j+ \1 [( T' {1 g8 ^
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. 5 ^* ?% }/ b( f. @* m, X

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教之道:The way of learning it ( C! E/ i5 p- L* V
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.   W! ]* A2 c% ], |
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
4 t# j; o* N4 z( d择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 8 i# @1 ^' ~/ w& @
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子不学:If you don't study hard, ! O! M  b  Q7 f( }8 J
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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2 G: y9 Z6 y" R8 \7 p窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
' b6 \) F9 J9 D9 {; _/ q! B( ?有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
; R; n3 t5 t6 {" O; t教五子 All his five son took it 5 z2 _5 [* d  Q. v- v7 _
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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7 l3 C7 }- M+ W( a4 _- D养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, ! s0 x" o0 P6 p9 E- C7 T
父之过 It is all your fault. ; U0 ?6 V# v& ]& c1 [: \) F6 s
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, " P+ i+ t) U& ]  T
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this 9 _% x, A* ^; d3 x, y; B
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
+ d6 R1 J; m8 h" y2 r幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
( i4 @- }! U5 s6 G8 e老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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" ?4 h1 K1 ]# g. |; Y+ ?玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
* V6 @! _7 o! h4 L, j& o不成器 It won't become hard and strong. & a+ J& G% r/ n0 S2 s8 p( {- o6 k& ?
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
  m# s. L  W; v  W+ j" R: M0 d不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!( |4 }# r# w. g$ T: L1 P/ D) b
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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