爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
2 v# a, ~! T6 @( D) J性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
$ `( G* _0 `: d* i% c& G性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

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3 P8 E4 ], z, Z2 e2 \' K教之道：The way of learning it
( x- f# Z) y) Q' g- u贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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; n" k' ]7 {3 \. k  n7 d0 \" z昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

) \. x# W" E  o4 `子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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' K$ g4 j+ _% o1 w窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
# D7 g# V; r, ?" s1 X) r教五子 All his five son took it
: Y! w( _' }" ^8 \. s/ r3 h' L名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
& m* H. v4 O, ^父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
$ H& H) S8 v1 Z+ H  U) x师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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% H6 r, j) Q7 F4 t子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
' r1 G3 z4 m3 [1 A4 B7 V5 i幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
9 s6 X2 T) P7 y) Z  X3 ~不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
) l  S% Q/ u9 N1 s0 T不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!