爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
( l2 e- |( h1 Q0 ?3 `% g性本善：Sex is good.
, h3 _0 k. z5 |' v性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
) J+ v8 y$ A# l; ~* z习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
) A$ R. a# t4 l3 T( d) d性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


3 o! n& d) f, B$ q' ~; {7 u" T9 K教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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5 ]+ u$ E' U1 a5 T; a0 v昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

  i! w! C3 z3 u7 j, f; Z窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
+ h+ W0 g7 \. f3 K教五子 All his five son took it
# \# z. a* e7 e6 O( k. k1 c名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

4 D+ P5 D6 B7 ^5 s* `5 j8 p; N4 b养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
' u. K2 s4 V0 V% C父之过 It is all your fault.
4 n, ]! j: C; l+ m$ C' A教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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/ b2 o- e* b3 X% h- O子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
/ g* d; E3 o1 ~* {9 z" j幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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( f% q  D1 J8 j2 @, @" H% k0 l" R玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
& k  D* c# S- c/ c* ~# J5 ?1 P不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
, p5 T. J* N( \7 e$ v, f3 g人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!