爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
% O  K0 o3 l- F& O+ k6 a  t习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
: E  o8 c. {4 Z5 |# ]苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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- Z6 q+ O  {7 w0 `1 |, O, D教之道：The way of learning it
& t+ @2 \+ q! f, ~9 M贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
. J: o0 I' r2 w择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
) r6 {7 }) G0 q$ T断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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' s2 D( p* p4 h1 l( @  f% y) [窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
/ W1 O: X6 k) [# Z名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

' W, v  G6 d. r  P+ N养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
, }) K) M1 k" z" r$ u, o父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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: e' E8 Q: J5 x子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
7 w' h$ V6 d, `幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
1 i" n# N3 w) c8 Q& B$ R: v( e4 |不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!