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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.
. p" m7 C6 u4 \. h性本善:Sex is good. & t( q  Q/ Z1 h- p/ @
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
* g' Q0 K& ?* P7 P/ M* w3 H! [习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. $ @: E- f' r" v5 n) Y: v/ r
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
+ _1 `1 h. M$ d7 V$ l: t性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
# R! O7 w% @0 d贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
# Z7 X7 l/ m" C择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. # m- O5 h0 O2 A  a' b1 h8 ?
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子不学:If you don't study hard, 4 r! A* s# s8 N9 x: ?) }0 z6 V
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous + ^" @, H" C0 m9 V: f0 e3 G: s
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine ( Y) t8 a; _4 I& N  S" N
教五子 All his five son took it
6 A) K7 h0 O$ @0 u6 d( [& t2 ^' U5 _' V名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, 9 I$ T1 m# P0 I; @- S" S
父之过 It is all your fault.
  g, W" R% |' ?+ d3 ~: U; b教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
" R# G8 D* i, r% ~9 M$ X师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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  ^) d* T3 q4 E* M- O. m子不学 You may refuse to study this 8 k: |: W* p- [
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
' g: P0 b( i) E, k幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
) q! D/ l6 _  y, P. i4 Z老何为 you will lose your ability when aged 4 X0 ?. f& z8 f2 y( E& @$ j
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 2 I0 v; L$ }  `6 v' n
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
+ s7 k) M$ H. U5 {) `7 V- z- {& l人不学 If you don't learn sex,
( p" V* t1 m+ ^不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
* P( D) {7 X. |Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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