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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
' \( ~! I3 L7 c) u9 }性本善:Sex is good.
; \. Y; n9 _& k  O性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. ( L, [9 L! o1 c
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
3 H, ^3 v1 R! i4 B  E" P& @" R苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
0 g/ v4 U  Q/ ]2 {性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. , J* N' @1 ?8 g9 u' \  c

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教之道:The way of learning it ! F8 A1 T, c  \, V) [# {( t& X
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. . f6 e& c  f, H; ~
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
4 y5 d& m# I  L: d4 {择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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  L; L8 j# b; B! Y+ j4 q$ P子不学:If you don't study hard, ) t, L6 `4 d4 h0 p3 i/ _
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. " l) |: ~  Y5 K+ Z" v1 i9 e

- ?/ i3 r. @8 m/ f8 F# l窦燕山 Dou, the Famous * ~' G" M( k) m" O0 m
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
0 U( R  C9 s' d" ~8 [0 r教五子 All his five son took it
: f( F) l! t' Z: u名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, 5 i/ _3 ^/ O! @8 Y1 H+ V' o& M
父之过 It is all your fault. ' J: T$ i) R& M: a
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
+ w2 ?4 R& l& w2 q( z% b* G师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 0 F3 _8 Z" c; P
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
+ ^/ O- G9 _6 G非所宜 but that is a real mistake
+ b$ V) m9 t# u% A% B" T幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, 9 g" t* I2 X+ }, t% R, G
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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1 E$ ?" x, }* |0 }, T7 F1 C玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
# P! A. ]  _4 |不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
+ U9 T, R1 g# r5 K& S+ ~* w5 M人不学 If you don't learn sex, - H; b+ O9 _' F  P5 b
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!) J# ]$ e# Y7 o! M
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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