爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
: o2 x* e& G+ r性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
; M/ Z$ s9 e3 A5 V6 U9 J性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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  L% l9 l) ?* n$ q' ~( U) c教之道：The way of learning it
# A$ y! t7 g+ W+ |, a! H' B贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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! Y! ?0 {, r& a昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
1 h( z  a; I9 U: A6 q择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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  ^, e. P4 F3 A6 f  K子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
  L) e3 U" S6 A! |) L3 V2 [7 Z) F教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
4 p$ ^' ~$ n9 P0 l( e) v父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
7 j2 o1 f. o0 }$ O+ s师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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* y/ h) g( ]7 D- X) M子不学 You may refuse to study this
) k$ n; {9 e( z非所宜 but that is a real mistake
+ c' M, R5 @) |; E, M: L5 q: o- |幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
' w. U. O) Q0 o+ r老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

! |" `2 Y$ C; U. t玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
  v2 o4 }1 a3 m% e- e$ Z2 o; q不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
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