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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. ; D; r1 f1 \' f# C/ N, n
性本善:Sex is good.
6 b- D+ U2 e  f* u性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. 8 l0 p! @5 f; o
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. 2 ~+ h) t% E5 M$ n1 j
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. 6 u6 r& G+ j/ `  s* i& l
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..   O$ N) z# P' @

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4 ]) m+ D; O3 Q! L5 J) H" O教之道:The way of learning it
- p- ^( Z. l- s2 U贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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  ~% |; X! Q% F. X6 o; I昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng 8 D4 P, P/ j8 W6 j' c' t7 C. l4 }4 S
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. % u1 N( [$ o4 u- m

! m# q/ g% Y0 _* j( H3 b子不学:If you don't study hard, + W/ f; q6 h3 ^1 e
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous : Y1 A: z3 @( c! o5 l) Q1 s
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
* K! B4 V* K0 O$ j* L! ]! q/ c教五子 All his five son took it , b$ @* F( w' F8 P
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, ; I2 \( d. r8 F7 a
父之过 It is all your fault. ( J3 ~# r% c; K0 K7 {  I
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
: `3 {6 y0 c" y- C' W师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 4 Y' v7 T/ ?7 ?0 }' e4 l) E

; q9 O( q' d3 z8 K- C子不学 You may refuse to study this
& i9 `  J; \0 T' x* y8 k; i非所宜 but that is a real mistake
4 i* c3 c9 a8 N/ s5 H幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
4 l/ _) ~( h! k! e老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, , X, D: F; Y# I6 {* C( `
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
0 t$ _+ S5 `  k* l& {人不学 If you don't learn sex, 4 b& c! t, J0 |
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!- |2 s% X; `- `; r! ]( @
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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