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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. # y& y, ^5 \6 R* n
性本善:Sex is good.
# C2 J9 l7 i+ K" v) ~% X性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
# ~! L, ]! m+ Y  y# m习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. 3 J) u3 m; \$ X# g# \
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. 0 D5 U8 e5 t/ s  \
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. 2 B# O9 w2 c# p
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, t3 ]+ r: L" I$ I4 s8 V+ [教之道:The way of learning it
' Z( Z" N9 S8 y; _! {贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. 6 M; t) w( M" s8 Z) X- x
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
& v) v6 i) H# \; i$ B$ h择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 1 u* u9 `$ c& C; h, o0 R
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
+ Z" g4 E( h+ j3 a  ]6 ]  [断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. + {- |% J, d3 U) T5 i& m9 B) W' l

. X7 L" l6 A, ?- U( y窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
" a, Y/ q3 \0 y) [- j8 Z: g有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine ! ^; q5 U: M8 q
教五子 All his five son took it   p, |) t& B+ s2 C7 k; W
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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" D6 p; O4 {: ~, _: R9 A8 }养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, ; F0 }9 ?# `) E2 X2 O
父之过 It is all your fault.
' h9 E$ ^7 a, Y, L( O$ D  @: `教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, ; t5 r9 N  P/ W& E0 m
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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9 F9 _4 j: F  m) @9 S2 D子不学 You may refuse to study this
+ {! r- |% }7 p非所宜 but that is a real mistake
" t* ~& |1 L, r7 ]# b4 h( H幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, 6 y8 M- l7 L6 s1 I4 H4 S- c4 L
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged ) Q) X8 n  j$ o# S; q

; y% F% W  {2 U; h, Y* O0 J玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 7 H+ [) d4 N" }. ^% e% [& x
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
" o9 d+ l( B/ a( r8 Q9 {人不学 If you don't learn sex,
  U4 e4 q5 c( K- _- t' s# w不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
# ~* N7 }& K9 g0 D( DFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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