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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
  B' l, r  e6 |5 ?% L+ v- q( }, m" K/ @性本善:Sex is good. 1 S/ q9 f. g) g- e
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
9 d, N8 Y" y, m  A" d( _3 Z习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. ' _$ A/ `1 H% d  t; y- _, W
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. ! e( h, W" S. G* g
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
) x, P! a# {% Q; Y4 {4 A6 |  y贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng & t- u/ B3 h4 i5 F. O3 w
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
( T- E7 z3 ^7 i& g* T断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. 0 o& \* V0 `& I/ V

  E4 q4 P/ V2 `( ?- {. C) B7 Q窦燕山 Dou, the Famous $ v. C) K# d2 L
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
' j' O% _5 z2 {) F) i教五子 All his five son took it + K# A6 |" n& x! |+ E- \+ i
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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  F7 ~) @8 @0 W  `9 s& Z& a) V5 Z养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,   F5 s2 ?0 ~; l( q3 a9 K
父之过 It is all your fault. 0 M' f0 B: @/ f) G5 X
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, 3 D' P2 }) E$ A9 v
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 4 T; x: @+ K) I2 ~
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子不学 You may refuse to study this ! u# m9 N1 [1 X6 s# u9 A
非所宜 but that is a real mistake 9 i- ]) Q" H  u% Q7 b! p, S
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, 8 A8 d& V8 y9 e2 b+ _
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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- X" D) @; l( g/ y8 ^: x# C玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 7 n' l$ I2 x  P% ]" D
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
; z# t& d8 Z& k人不学 If you don't learn sex,
9 M9 d. Q$ s' Q9 I" s6 J% v不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!1 N( l! B; @  J" `6 A1 ~( m
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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