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I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!
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& }' ~& n7 B& L. n$ ]+ P7 p6 F A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!7 x, ` ~2 r% J$ s# A) }
1 f9 r8 \+ R& @5 B& C. ~9 v% | I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!# t, I" R2 z- u4 ]
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.0 V# ]+ p4 M. B/ T8 N+ U1 n9 A
( j: p) l) f& T+ G* l8 ~ J6 U. @ So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
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7 C/ c% y6 p5 r Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"- K( G0 C: i$ ^* a V+ V
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.) o- ^3 \. z4 A6 G& L
. r5 {; S+ f* | \0 a3 p Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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"Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."
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"You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.! X: y- j s/ a1 o
( h* o0 f( y" ]* Z5 I What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?
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"How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"
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What? Cemetery? What a place is that?
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+ y2 }+ I( N* C. Q" n "First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."8 M& T6 ]% p5 g, [
3 A+ @7 h( s2 W5 @/ W- |7 P1 T5 K What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?% j5 d3 _! y; z1 E( B/ g( i
5 O1 V8 C/ _0 P0 n$ {7 h1 k On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten.". r6 D6 s1 w3 r6 m1 z n
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Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."3 f, Z- c& I9 G9 ~% X
4 V. f9 T5 t$ ]3 f+ h7 I "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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