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4 D7 Z9 t+ r) _- }0 d I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!
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6 F- _4 j& d3 C$ i. r' [/ | A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!
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1 W, W% f! ^. F$ O I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!# n- m7 U8 E" v. K5 e/ c
; I c) s8 Z. ]- _/ H7 L A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.
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So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town." 5 l( G& ?: S$ G& E, T8 g
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Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"
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K; S4 d% s3 F- W Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.
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Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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"Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."
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" U. L: B( X. Y- t "You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.
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. i# d- D. l. m" r( ]2 M What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?
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"How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"- Y6 a2 ]" p+ F( P! i- _% @
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What? Cemetery? What a place is that?+ n5 m0 Y" ^+ H, K) F' C' e1 W
) a5 }5 h2 O% Z) B3 x "First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."2 T) D. d" m3 a- y1 I& M
/ m$ V; M. X2 q% F% q What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?
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- \" h8 W: r7 @8 S w0 Q On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."
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Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."
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"I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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