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1 O* U- b- Y( j. s1 j I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!
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! U: j8 J/ S" G, m4 h& Y0 B A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!2 e% B+ }5 @ _, B% \! `
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I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
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, J6 K0 s8 ]3 [+ e/ |: ^3 S/ h A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.
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So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town." & X+ ?; z8 W: Z6 O, e: U# ?6 `
; V, l: J5 R8 ^' I* F Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?" ~% i, \% G5 k& c! N) R1 C1 v8 ]
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.9 d$ i# W5 O0 u
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Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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"Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."' i& l6 C; t1 d! f
# i7 s+ E7 C+ {" V% B "You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.# ~: b" G1 U3 J8 G* f ]0 k
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What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?: {" W4 q9 m, I) V/ _* N3 j2 n
: [1 G3 T' G1 H9 R3 o% I "How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"- }+ h Y- v; o4 @
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What? Cemetery? What a place is that?) k0 c F9 c w* g) }) T2 L
: V8 q0 A5 G, F5 a1 j "First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."9 T+ N4 V# }" z$ }( a& \6 V% j- y
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What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?
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: Y2 x( A! [, G* \$ w! I3 [ On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."
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& k- |' G- w8 B Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."
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7 }0 e. G4 A5 {: t5 c! y7 Q "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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