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, e" u: D& O* f9 C: [ I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!% w' ]+ z6 @* v; i0 [+ g- N
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A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!; ^! ^/ A: C- v0 b% s
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I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.
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! C5 h+ R( W) y1 b* Q3 m So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
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Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"
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- L4 N e! x6 Z' h Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.$ {+ _. ?6 j$ |: }; { d1 E
* h( z7 Y& }/ P' E! S Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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. Q0 b3 b# [8 i3 O: [& [- n "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."2 w( d6 Z6 p* l( O* I Y" d+ J; H
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"You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.
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What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?! m1 V6 ^: ^7 p+ G2 i
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"How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"% Q" E9 h( {: T
! ^- O; H/ v/ A+ ?3 C9 w7 c1 B What? Cemetery? What a place is that?
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"First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."
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What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?9 g6 \+ _& z: ?2 r7 |8 T( Y3 l
: m. C2 A) D; e On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."
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Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."& w* u' R7 M* F! u" C
" \5 ]& P( o; q0 X3 r, |8 N- g "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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