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I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!
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5 L8 @/ J( f7 i) t A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!
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+ ^, v! [9 Y9 c4 C4 l9 e/ E I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased! D" N `8 J. ]" z+ m) v) {* u; O. F
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.
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So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
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Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.0 S$ O* x q Q- H0 `7 ?3 X
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Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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"Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer.") ^6 J6 i+ Y# _7 |
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"You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.% @$ e: [! u! p( T' |
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What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?' e9 y" ?, W1 M5 @+ j5 r4 S: y( y
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"How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"
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6 W' b; g$ a# O* q, \3 j/ J6 [ What? Cemetery? What a place is that?- S2 t7 b. r9 K9 V+ E3 q
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"First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."
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What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?: u# `- ]! e9 M0 V( A7 ^0 s
1 B( Y0 s; r4 O On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."6 I% W0 h2 a& h O, a0 `: u
. H* ?( l' U, K+ Y$ t$ [ Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."+ a' q U0 l' M4 O, q+ Z% s( k
/ A w& @2 L- Q; n6 b& i% K "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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